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conclude this evening with a new film casa de mi padre starring will ferrell, gael garcia bernal and genesis rodriguez. >> you saw in the early 7 0's had horrible jump cuts and terrible consultan continuity fd that's a whole other level to throw in and have fun with 24578 that. >> we know this genre and allowed to laugh at it because we know it so well. >> the main reason we wanted to produce is to have fun and the story is really funny. it's important to ventilate these issues in a comedic way, in a fun way. because on politically correct kind of serious or the official narrative is quite difficult to surpass certain taboos or certain prejudices that exist and ignorance. in comedy you can do quite the opposite. you can just really blow it and if it's funny, it comes across and there's a lot of stuff. and so i think this film does that. >> rose: a look at the airline industry and will ferrell's new film when we continue. captioning sponsored by rose communications from our studios in new york city, this is charlie rose. >> rose: the airline industry is under going great change in recent deca

genesis. how can you beat genesis, right? laughing ] and the thing that you discover about it, it's interesting because you discover that, compositionally, the most difficult thing about the picture is not the figures, it's a tree. why is that? you have to find a place for it. if you have a pattern of some kind -- if you have no tree, then anything you do -- you can turn it upside down, lay it down, whatever, you know -- but a tree can only grow up. the only thing i'd say with genesis is the serpent or the snake because you can do anything you want with it. so wherever you feel there's some emptiness, put the snake in. and then find some empty place there, bring the snake there. you can put him anywhere, so that saves you. cheim: what do you think about the difference between figurative paintings and abstract paintings, and is there a difference at all? yeah. en you work where you have -- where you're not interrupted with an image, you're working completely free of the image, you can do anything at any time without stopping,

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now trains are running genesis tell wide on bart. -- they are saying that trains are 5 to 10 minutes late system wide. we haven't heard much of a delay on other mass transit systems we'll keep you posted on that if you hearing in let us now being seen send me a tweet. here's a live not 101 san rafael on freeways quiet very thick fog across the golden gate bridge. >>> thank you for the information 6785:3. we want to turn things over to mark again. you were describing to us how you felt the jolt pretty big to us mark here it felt bigger than 4.3 or 4.0. >> i think it is because of the depth. but it was enough to shake the house. we're sitting on top of a rock hill. we don't feel them unless they are a pretty good sigh. it felt like a little bit of a shake and then a big shake then it was done. -- the interesting thing was it made noise, it sounded like a train rumbling. hayes been a long time since trains -- train -- it has been a long time since trains ran through here. after that, that was it, everything seems to be okay the latest -

this babylonian gut buster is thought to predate even the earliest biblical yo mamma joke, from genesis 4:8 and abel said unto canio momma is so fat she doesn't wear a figure leaf, she wears a fig tree. and cane did slay his brother. now we may never understand the true mystery behind this even earlier yo mamma joke but scholars suspect it was hilarious. because a nearby shard of pottery has been translated to read, ah, snap. so many questions. i mean who was this momma. who did she have intercourse with and did she really enjoy the fruit of the euphrates valley big black dates. and just how fat was she. when she sat around the ziggurat did she sit around the ziggurat. folks this is the first major development in prechristian zingology since the discovery of hieroglyphics depicting the ancient egyptian performer amen-gal-agher smashing a pomegranite with his ango matic. we must not rest until all the secrets are uncovered. perhaps we can find clues in the other jokes on the tablet. jokes like this one. the deflowered girl did not become pregnant. the undeflowered girl became pregnant. w

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genesis 8 cln 22. while the earth remains, winter and summer, and day and night shall not cease. genesis 822. >>> he said "my point is god still up there, the arrogance of people to think that we human beings would be able to change what he is doing is to me outrageous. we could not screw the earth up even if we wanted to, only god can do something that big a deal. you know what the ohio department of natural resources said today? they said apparently we can cause earthquakes. and we have been, in ohio. "since march 2011 the youngstown ohio area experienced 12 low g magnitude seismic events. 12 earthquakes in youngstown, ohio. it's not exactly san francisco, not earthquake territory. all 12 of these earthquakes were clustered less than a mile around this. this is the north star one well. a class two deep injection well used for oil and gas fluid waste disposa disposal. remember the night of the primary when rick santorum pulled the rock out of the pocket and banging it on the podium. >> this is oil. oil. out of rock. shale. it leachs oil. >> the way you get oil out of rock like t

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