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geoff: ok. ok. well, tonight on the show -- craig: no, no, that's too slow. geoff: too slow. craig: a bit faster with a little bit of pep and energy and with a little bit of cynicism. geoff: good. got it. craig: and do that thing with your arm. people like that. do it. do it. geoff: what did we learn on the show today? we learned that craisins taste damn good. [laughter] we learned that craisins come from the back sides of leprechauns and we learned how to keep our summer legs in summer shape. craig: there you go. you did a great job. geoff peterson, everybody. we've got to go. [cheers and applause] i am so sorry...,,,,,,,, let's just think of warm things...my new- -steak grilled sandwich...piping hot with tender steak, grilled onions, and bourbon barbecue sauce all covered with hot melty cheese on grilled artisan bread. hot...steaky... toasty...melty... this isn't working, i'm just getting hungry. that's working...that's... . >>> you're watching cbs5 eyewitness news. >> he has been on the fbi's most wanted list more than 15 yearas and the inspiration for a film. how boston c

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geoff: the show was good tonight, craig. craig: was it? geoff: you did a fine job. craig: and yet, it seems like you are in some way frozen in some way. geoff: don't acknowledge it, craig. i'm reading your mind now. it has nothing to do with my battery being broken. [laughter] craig. craig: yes? geoff: you must go do maryland. -- to maryland. not yet. wait. let me give you instruction. there you will meet jerry. he runs a beaded curtain -- craig: good night! captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org-- [ coach ] in albuquerque, citi pre-approved my mortgage. [ whistle blows ] all right, layups, guys. let's go. in sioux falls, i locked in a rate. coach, you get that house yet? working on it. [ coach ] the appraisal? ...springfield. wherever i was, my citi mortgage consultant had me covered. [ crowd cheering ] and 500 miles from home... [ cheering, cellphone beeps ] ...we finally had a new home. [ male announcer ] from pre-approval to closing, citi is with you every step of the way. [ male announcer ] nature is unique... ...authentic... ...pure...

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it was geoff. alas poor geoff doesn't sound that good, does it? geoff: sounds terrible.ig: you don't sound that sad. you seem rather upbeat. geoff: yeah, because you were caressing my cranium. craig: because you are a fellow of infinite jest. you're welcome people who know what i'm talking about.,,,,,,,,, . >>> you're watching cbs5 eyewitness news in high definition. >> we really like it -- we have to dump you though so sorry. >> amazon revenge against california and we just learned what it is refusing to do. >> the battle over a traditional food heats up. the voice out against an enxpensive soup. >> and high gas prices have robbers using an old trick. the neighborhoods they are targeting. good evening. i'm ken batista. >> just act an hour ago amazon said it won't charge california customers sales tax which is a requirement part of the new state budget. that is not the only way they are using their muscle. >> reporter: for mindy roberts the bomb shell e-mail came today. >> angry. confused. >> reporter: she is for now a so calendar amazoz affiliate. now they have cut off

geoff: oui. craig: we'll take them to france, right? geoff: oui.ig: we'll take them to france, right? geoff: oui. craig: see what we did there? something not very clever. right? geoff:,,,,,,,, ♪ [ bird chirps ] [ snoring ] [ clears throat ] hop to, gang. it's showtime. uh, do you know this guy? i'm not gonna cry, am i? only if you don't believe in the power of friendship. really? you guys are good. [ male announcer ] your favorite movies right when you want them. watch unlimited tv episodes and movies instantly through your game console or other devices. all for only 8 bucks a month from netflix. that's so cute, it's stupid. >>> you're watching cbs 5 eyewitness news in high definition. >>> a bank robbery in southern california, a suspect found in the bay area. how officers tracked the vehicle here. >>> the latest numbers show americans are still concerned about the economy. the president's message to americans. >> it is supposed to help kids, but now the state is stepping in. why a popular childcare facility is being accused of putting the children

geoff: oh, boy. [laughter] geoff: are you sure? craig: we'll give it a shot, see if it works out.ff: oh, goody. craig: nah. geoff: i hate you. craig: good night, everybody. say good night. [cheers and applause] ,,,,,,,,,,,, can i eat heart healthy without giving up taste? a man can only try... and try...and try. i heard eating whole grain oats can help lower my cholesterol. it's gonna be tough...so tough. my wife and i want to lower our cholesterol, but finding healthy food that tastes good is torturous. your father is suffering. [ male announcer ] honey nut cheerios tastes great and can help lower cholesterol. >>> you're watching cbs5 "eyewitness news" in high definition. happen city where victims are chosen at random. >> a mob of teenagers beats a man into a coma and it's not the first such an attack. the park where victims are chosen at random. >> i will not rest until i repeal obama care. >> the republicans who want to be president in their first debate. but what they didn't do is making news. >> she challenged the it and she won. how a bay area woman managed to claim her cats

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geoff: every time, i swear. craig: billy connolly won it.fer oulet, neil patrick harris, a guy in the audience, and kevin bacon. [applause] pretty good. geoff: want to come to my place in saskatoon? [laughter] craig: i'm going to paris this weekend. you want to come to paris with me or do you want to go to saskatoon and shoot a porn movie or do you want to go to paris with kristen bell? >> as long as i can get my helmet polished. my hat? craig: yeah, your hat. well, we got to go. you want to say good night? geoff: good night. craig: good night. we spend a lot of time together. well mainly in traffic. i'm serious. we've been together, what, a super long time. true. and at first it was all business, you know, i'd take him here, i'd take him there. everywhere. and over the years, we've really bonded. sure. why else would you always buy me chevron with techron? 'cause we need gas. i think it's more than that. i think that you care about me. you're a good friend. best friends? um, uh, yes, best friends. yeah. [ male announcer ] your car takes car

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i'm here to talks' spoke speak for him so i geoff -- give praise to god. >> us airways released a statement: >>> one of san francisco's moving landmarks will be back on the road tomorrow. a ribbon cutting is set for tomorrow morning to mark the completion of the california cable carline improvement project. the line that runs on california street has been out of service since january for repairses and system upgrades and paved 14 blocks of california boulevard. >> a federal investigation into home depot whether the company provided illegal products to its government customer. then this. >> are you a flake? >> fox news host asks an unusually bold question of congresswoman michelle bachman, and an aircraft powered by the sun takes flight at the paris air show. >> leigh: i'm leigh glaser. temperatures today much warmer. 90 was the nye antioch. here's a live look from our high definition peak cam looking towards the west. you seek the low clouds there. another nice day tomorrow. and then you know ha you called to switch us to anthem yet? honey, how can i call now, i can barely hear a thing with

geoff: i have no idea. craig: good night, everybody. ♪ [ woman ] sam begged and pleaded...sent him to camp. we'd earned lots of points with our new citi thankyou card... and i put them to good use. he told me about his bunkmates, and how he signs up for every activity. ♪ he even hangs out with the camp director. just like that. [ male announcer ] the new citi thankyou premier card gives you more ways to earn points. what's your story? citi can help you write it. >>> you're watching cbs 5 eyewitness news in high definition. >>> unfortunately, we lost a firefighter today and it is a tough day in san francisco. >> a bay area firefighter killed inside a burning house. a second clinging to life. tonight the neighborhood that came back to haunt the san francisco fire department. >> that fire made so much worse by a flashover. we'll show you what that is and you'll see why it's so deadly. >> plus the defendants learn their sentences. now we're learning more about how jaycee dugard was kept captive. chilling details revealed late today. >>> and free to walk out of class any time. w

. >> reporter: during the services from noon to about 3 p.m., geary boulevard from davisidero to geoff will be shut down completely some 200 fire trucks expected. any city firefighter who wants to may attend the services. outside agencies will help cover city emergencies. >> we are doing something we have never done before, taking up the offer of the surrounding agencies to come in and help cover our station so that our members can appropriately honor tony and vince. >> reporter: during the funeral procession at least 50 fire trucks will be part of the honorary escort to the cemetery in colma. traffic will come to a standstill from st. mary's cathedral to market to valencia through the mission district to san jose avenue to 280 south. the highway patrol will shut down all southbound lanes of 280 to serramonte boulevard and that will happen during the commute hours as early as 3 p.m. until 7 p.m. so the highway patrol and san francisco police say that if you don't have to be in these areas not only around st. mary's cathedral but also 280 to serramonte, if you don't have to be there tom

oh not public power district spokesman geoff hansen said that quote everything is secure and safe at the fort calhoun nuclear station and nuclear regulatory commission spokesman victor driggs used the word stable for the scribes if you ation so according to the people that our government put in charge of keeping us safe from nuclear meltdowns an eight foot berm collapsing leading to a flood of a building at a nuclear facility that they say doesn't have any nuclear material anyways is secure safe and stable and we didn't need a little berm thing anyway no nothing to see here move along citizen and now our own lucrative house the reports from london where seven hundred seventy six is just another number. this is a look at our ski in london england trying to see if the brits know what's going on below. zero. i tell you. can you name two famous people i got married about two months ago. everybody was talking about. one of them would be. prince. oh i think that might have to be william and kate the she can speak of such as cambridge prince william and. kate are willing to eat. william and

it has been an honor to work for geoff. in 2009, he said it would be a few months. it has been so great watching geoff work. he is a true professional. has been great. he is a great loss. i could not ask for a better job. it was good that we could spend multiple days together, shared rooms together, that service. thank you. it is been a great experience for me, and i will miss you all. [applause] >> we have another presentation. the staff want to present you with the secretary's flag and a plaque to commemorate your years of service, from april 2009 until july of 2011. you do not notice that tara already has six years of government service, qualifying her for federal retirement and lifetime health care and all kinds of other perks. tara is going to be well taken care of. >> with that, we want to thank individuals for costuming. this is my color, so thank you. we would like to invite all of you to have some cape and -- cake and toast geoff. >> thanks a lot. [captions copyright national cable satellite corp. 2011] [captioning performed by national captioning institute

number of road closures starting at 9:00 this morning, near the cathedral, key parts, geoff, geary and webster streets. drivers are asked to avoid the area and muni riders are expected cancellations should expect significant delays. after the procession, 50 fire trucks will head to colma. where they will be laid to rest. during that parts of market street and all of interstate 280 south from the 101 split to san francisco to the serramonte exit will be completely closed from 4:00 to 6:00 p.m. of course, we'll carry the funeral services in their entirety. our coverage begins at noon. the service will be streamed live at abc7news.com. >>> other news right now, san jose police are looking for suspects and a motive after three men were stabbed in a fight near san jose state university. police stumbled on the victims a mcdonald's parking lot a block away from campus. no word yet on how serious the stab wounds are. just a month ago the campus was rocked by a double-murder suicide. all of this while hundreds of san jose police officers face layoffs to balance the budget. >> eric: new twist in

defended the whole pat-down controversy when they were just doing other jobs but i wondered about geoff morrell, thus rail security workers and if you have some thoughts on that? >> i have a perspective from the transportation to the inspector of the employees who work with industry i would defer in terms of what they have received, but i believe overall lead for raÚl is improving and there's a number of initiatives we have the way and i think we have a lot of good things people are proud of doing. i'm glad to hear your and a total information even with your particular situation mant -- >> even the fact that -- >> yes, i'm glad that -- >> it's not just hanging out there in particular situation. >> i'm glad to know that there's been positive and counters, and -- senator. estimate that tsa sends us screeners to work in multiple cities across the nation, and they are well trained and enjoy the break from the airport working with us so a little bit more interactive. they don't have to go through the whole pat-down routine, but they do help with the detection, behavioral detection and work v