but they come back in england and do better, but instead they got rolled over by pakistan, and geoff boycottg to feel of it like a football. it is a crisis but the only encouraging thing from the point of view of england cricket fans is that people still care, those leading the back page of the paper. we read that attendances are going down cricket is watched by fewer people, but at least it's important enough to get on the back page when england are humiliated. what is your take on our world cup prospects? i have nothing at all. i feel bad telling you i genuinely don't care what happens. as a comedian used to lose an audience when england was playing because i was kicking around this time but i honestly don't care. not in the least? no, i have things on. it's not even started yet. i've been watching the tennis today and was very sad forjohanna konta. a person against a person, that one i like. so you are saying your substitute tea m so you are saying your substitute team would be anyone other than england? 0h team would be anyone other than england? oh dear. now you are going to get people