ability or regardless of social class or circumstances of birth of course as the late great comedian george carlin said it's called the american dream because you have to be frickin asleep to believe it stacy the dream is dead long live the dream of course you know in our first headline really captures quite a bit of this larry ellison has completely screwed up the america's cup by selecting an expression the expense of complicated and fast type of boat a seventy two foot catamaran called ac seventy two ellison has effectively made the two thousand and thirteen cup too costly for many competitors so this is set to begin to lie fourth out of san francisco and only fourteen have signed up where organizers were expecting fifteen teams the norm for an america's cup is between seven and thirteen teams well they should rename it the america's cup to the american douche and there should be larry ellison winning the american war and once again crowding out all the competition by engaging in predatory monopoly behavior oracle software is a predatory monopolist that galad his customers with predatory monopo

george carlin is white. lenny bruce was jewish.ard pryor was black and said it all the time and made a living off it. >> hal: george carlin is white and he said it. he did not suffer the same ramifications paula deen did. what do you think the difference is -- >> caller: social media isn't as prevalent. >> hal: he didn't say it in passing conversation. >> caller: you had to pay extra to have hbo then. >> hal: they're all on netflix. that's not the point. i'm telling you -- >> caller: george carlin would have been -- >> hal: this isn't that long ago. this is three specials before he died. this is late '90s, early 2000s. what's the difference between when he used the word and she used the word? what's the difference? context and meaning. >> caller: i haven't a clue. >> hal: he used it as a descriptive. >> caller: a comedian can say anything if it is in a comedy show. >> not anything. >> hal: michael richards said it. >> he got in trouble. >> hal: george carlin did not. what's the difference between those two gentlemen? context. meani

achievement regardless of social class or circumstances of birth of course as the late great comedian george carlinsaid it's called the american dream because you have to be frickin asleep to believe it right stacy the dream is dead long live the dream of course you know in our first headline really captures quite a bit of this larry ellison has completely screwed up the america's cup by selecting an expression the expense of complicated and fast type of boat a seventy two foot catamaran called ac seventy two ellison has effectively made the two thousand and thirteen cup too costly for many competitors so this is set to begin to lie fourth out of san francisco and only fourteen have signed up where organizers were expecting fifteen teams the norm for an america's cup is between seven and thirteen teams well they should rename it the america's cup to the american douche and there should be.

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are time now to turn to comedy legend and social satirist mort sahl mort inspired such greats as george carlin and woody allen and occasionally wrote jokes for president john f. kennedy mort's all welcome the kaiser report thank you max all right now mort sahl you recently said that ron and rand paul could make you a republican why. be cause they speak the truth as they are so you old was through the movie white man speaks the truth no forked tongue. rand paul was. eloquent and since those see. the steroid the party. there's an alternative for americans yeah let me let me jump in here for a second so right when you say that rand paul speaks the truth what truth is he speaking and second of all what do you mean the cia is infiltrated the republican party but first of all what truth is rand paul speaking this morning his son the president has lost the moral authority to guide the country. because he doesn't answer i mean the charges about the wiretapping or they are arrests or why he or bogosity for a very obvious examples. in fact is suddenly things such as you ran for office the republican par

. >> that's what i loved about george carlin. he was not afraid to do that. politicians will always say, if we only had a government as good as the people. well, our big problem is that we do. we have exactly a government as good as the people. our democracy is very representative. we get to choose these people and these are the people that we put into office. it does come back to the people. they're very easily fooled, and they're horribly misinformed about everything. and the people who watch fox news the live in a bubble i can't even describe to you. they have the facts that never get in. it's like the air lock on an alien movie that you can't let the alien in or else you have to blow up the ship, that's the situation we have in this country is you have a hard time passing legislation that means something if people don't understand what's in it. they still don't understand what's in obama care. they still don't know what that is, and we passed that three years ago. >> so there's an intellectual impasse going on. is there a way around snit >> not a quick fi

george carlin had a bit where he said the three questions in airport security exist for one reason to give white people the illusion of safety. after 9-11, is this going to be the new normal forever? was that the catalyst to say that you will never have any electronic privacy ever again on your computer? >> i don't think it will be the new normal. it is very interesting. a lot of internet companies, the story breaking this afternoon on the internet snooping by the government, and all of the internet companies were partners in this program with the government, apple late this afternoon, just as i was coming on, issued a statement saying they're not participating. they haven't participated. >> there is actually a reason we should mention. you're right. but this is actually old news, too. the difference is people forget that congress legislated in unity for the telephone companies back in 2003 because people wanted to sue them when they found out they were turning over their records. that immunity has not been legislated for internet companies yet. >> but yet some of the internet compani

>> chris rock, george carlin, andrew dice clay and dane cook. that's it. it's a list of five.ies, too, i got to give you props for that. 'cause you go all-around the world. >> yes. >> jimmy: you were in, like, stockholm. you're in, like, amsterdam. >> we went to oslo, norway. stockholm, we went to amsterdam. >> jimmy: that's amazing. >> it was unbelievable. i mean, for me, the reason i wanted to put this movie out theatrically is because, you know, my fans that support so much -- we were doing arenas worldwide. but i was like, there's such an amazing journey that people don't get a chance to see. so, put this all together and finish it off in madison square garden hasn't been done before, and it's been a long time since a stand-up film has been released theatrically. so, i said, "you know what? i'm going to try to do it and attempt to do it at madison." i guess we say -- and a overwhelming number of people say, they not only respect my work ethic -- but look at me and say, "wow, this guys did lots this year, and i understand it and i get it. and i see why he wanted us to see i

. >> george carlin.expensive versus what i think that the stock can do, i'm not kidding. this is a real one. >> it is trading up from the $23.08. >> and by the way it is interesting that jamie dimon had good things to say other than the b-bomb a bomb or more like a grenade? >> i don't think it is. that one, they you can let into the lexicon, because there are some other ones that are -- >> that one, absolutely. but there is gigamon, and we will get to it when we come back. >>> we are going to power think "6 in 60" jim. >> yes. i discount it, i think they are fine biojen. >> and citi? >> well, it is about time because my charitable trust owns it and they have the cellular business on fire. >> and another $1,000 target on? >> well, i am using 1,001. >> and barkleys on rbs? >> this is my favorite spec i think it is going to go higher. >> and tesla? >> well, barons said to buy it, but i say sell it. >> nice. shaved 20 seconds off of that. >> well, to the flipside gigamon and i'm excited about this company. f

i grew up watching tom schneider and i love listening to george carlin and public enemy and the clashn what drives them, what motivates them so i want to ask you, what drives you? what got you into this business and where does your passion come from? >> i was young when i discovered punk rock and rap, hip-hop. i liked the fact the guys were young and angry and didn't really know what was going on but they could see that the world had a lot of injustice and so they decided to lash out in a creative way. that's what kind of inspired me to care about politics, to clash and pe and bands like that and as i furthered that, i discovered that communication was pretty powerful. it's kind of like the way humans pollenate, we share ideas and have these connections so we don't feel so alone and i found being in interviews felt like being in conversations and i get the most out of it. and it's probably your experience as well the truth is when i'm on air i forget i'm on air, i think i'm talking to somebody, if people have had a hell of a day and we're keeping them company. my goal is to be good co

i grew up -- cosby, george carlin, chuck d. and the clash. unaachievable. that's like saying can you become a diety, we can't. with gordon, you admire, bask in his glow, but you can't become him. >> who will we see on the show? >> everybody from martin short to whiz khalifa to keanu reeves. >> you go riding. >> i am the one with the full face helmet. a british bike, so all the gears on the other side. had to relearn how to ride a motorcyc motorcycle. he is so passionate about bikes. >> when you talk to someone who cares that deeply, do you have to prove yourself to him? measure up? >> i don't think so. it's like being a sports fan in that it's the great equalizer, it's just you meet them at their presence. i love motorcycles and the idea of being really passionate about a second project, where you kind of throw yourself into. so with him, just two guys talking about bikes and how we love it and what it means to us and the greater context. so you never worry about having to prove yourself. two guys talking about bikes, all three talking about

achievement regardless of social class or circumstances of birth of course as the late great comedian george carlin said it's called the american dream because you have to be fricken asleep to believe it right stacy the dream is dead long live the dream of course you know in our first headline really captures quite a bit of this larry ellison has completely screwed up the america's cup by selecting an expression really expensive complicated and fast type of boat a seventy two foot catamaran called ac seventy two ellison has effectively made the two thousand and thirteen cup too costly for many.