. >> this is george clooney. >> i get that a lot. but it's very good. >> this is jennifer lopez.n't seem appropriate. this is not in any way this does not feel right to me that i'm doing this. how much wax did you need to create my badonkadonk. >> it is fibreglass, are you a seeded figure. >> then why did you make a cast of your genitals. >> we did not make a cast of your genitals. >> someone made me squat in a bucket. >> that was not us. >> two days after you left someone came and said that. >> i a stumd was you guy. >> it was not. >> jon bon jovi. >> during his brief lesbian period. >> no. >> or the great tiger woods. >> no, this is marvin gaye. marvin gaye. >> okay from the 1960s. >> whoa, here we go. cory feldman. >> i think it's cory feldman. >> no, i'm pretty sure it is yoko ono. >> okay, did you used to have the beatles here but then when you installed her they all left? >> we have not had the beatles yet. >> word to the weitz, if history is any guide. >> all right, a long haul. >> when we return to stephen colbert wax on and wax off. >> welcome back, everybody, now folks

. >> george clooney was chosen sexiest man in 2006. matt damon was chosen in 2007.ee of you, which one is really the sexiest? >> well, matt has since shaved his head. and i've always liked a man with a shaved head. >> i see. >> the bullet head look, which i think is very, very sexy. with hair, not so much. but right now, i'm going to have to go with matt. >> our thanks to barbara walters. her number one choice when the most fascinating people airs tomorrow night here on abc, 9:30 eastern. we're always online at abcnews.com. we'll see you back here tomorrow. captions paid for by abc, inc. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> i think christmas is the best time of year to get into audio knife spot over a parking spot at target. >> leslie mann. >> so your chesty, mucusy and cloggy. i think you might have the plague. >> ted. >> are there any plans to make "ted 2"? >> yes, we're basically just going to do the same movie but

i would like to thank george clooney for taking a break from screwing every cocktail waitress. let me smell your finger, george. no woman is good enough for you. apparently the script "men who stare at ghosts" was. meryl streep. imagine what she could of accomplished if she was pleasant to look at. i tease you're as gorgeous as you can be at this time in your life. jay edgar, who would of guest this would of been borrowing. my favorite part is the lady in the row behind me made a phone call. you're 81 clint eastwood. the only thing you should direct is your nurse for another spoon of apple sauce. now a song. ♪ the oscar. >> daniel: i'm sure the academy will make the right decision. like when they picked anne hathaway and james franco. keep up with my blog, follow me on twitter and come see me on tour. for the holidays head to tosh.comedycentral.com. we have shirts and hoodies and other stuff made of cotton. unfortunately the fascist lawyers wouldn't let me sell the vibrating nipple head that. would have changed lives. finally before we go i'm sick of you asking me to show puke v

george clooney protest iting embassy.had eye poppingly bear ear prince dutches kate middleton catches sun in not so private riveria. what's tupac coming back to live for one last appearance. the rapper's hole game while justin biebers turns off his audience puking on stage. >> gangnam style. >> singer psy most sung video on union. >> and honey boo boo leaves behind toddlers and terras to get her own hit show even endorsing president obama. >> just the other day honey boo boo endorsed me. [ laughter ] >> that's a big relief. >> celebrity cycle starts over for another year with more hookup, breakup, meltdowns marriages and kids. some of the most anticipated include the first baby for the royal couple and the second bublegdz ever joy for jessica simpson. in hollywood, adam housley. fox news. >> jamie: well, at this hour there are no reports of tornadoes just touching down in some states as other states are dealing with blizzard warnings. coming up, we will give you update on the wicked weather that's effecting millions. and

. >> please call if lost call george clooney. >> can you share it with me later. >> no. [ laughter ] >> can you catch more of the interview here at 4:00 and stay with us for the news starting at 5:00. there are no words to describe the agony that a parent feels when they lose a child. >> but a place that may help remember they are not alone. we'll take to you a county where children are honored and remembered. >>> a breast feeding controversy but this is different from stories we heard in the past. and it has to do with nursing the wrong baby. >>> traffic is picking up here. we're teaing with a crash here. the details coming up. >>> all right as a mother you cannot imagine a terrible mistake that happened at a hospital in minnesota. >> the mother of a new born say that a nurse gave her new born to another woman. and the hospital said there will be consequences. >> i cannot process what happened. and then they tested the mother for hiv and hepatitis and tested me. they tested cody. everyone is negative. so, that's the good news. >> the nurse did not follow proper procedures and match

. - before there was george clooney and "er," before there was mcdreamy, there was dr. kiley, and women swooned. on his motorcycle, too? oh, please, he's a bad boy and a doctor? oh! everybody wins. - yes, it was dr. welby's show, and, yes, he was the one with the skills to solve complex medical problems. but when aspiring neurologist, dr. steven kiley, drove up on his motorcycle, that's what got a woman's blood pressure spiking. - what kind of doctor wears such nice suits? i never seen a doctor wear such a nice suit. so, he knows how to drive a motorcycle. house calls-- he can make a house call. - james brolin has to be the ultimate hunk of burning love. it makes you wanna have a kidney stone. he makes you wanna have appendicitis. he makes you wanna have varicose veins. you just wanna go there immediately and have him help you. - charlie's angels, they kicked butt and looked good doing it. - you know, "charlie's angels" was all about sex, and sex appeal, and beautiful women, and beautiful clothes. - "charlie's angels"... there was the smart one, the athletic one, and th

. - before there was george clooney and "er," before there was mcdreamy, there was dr. kiley, and women swooned. on his motorcycle, too? oh, please, he's a bad boy and a doctor? oh! everybody wins. - yes, it was dr. welby's show, and, yes, he was the one with the skills to solve complex medical problems. but when aspiring neurologist, dr. steven kiley, drove up on his motorcycle, that's what got a woman's blood pressure spiking. - what kind of doctor wears such nice suits? i never seen a doctor wear such a nice suit. so, he knows how to drive a motorcycle. house calls-- he can make a house call. - james brolin has to be the ultimate hunk of burning love. it makes you wanna have a kidney stone. he makes you wanna have appendicitis. he makes you wanna have varicose veins. you just wanna go there immediately and have him help you. - charlie's angels, they kicked butt and looked good doing it. - you know, "charlie's angels" was all about sex, and sex appeal, and beautiful women, and beautiful clothes. - "charlie's angels"... there was the smart one, the athletic one, and th

. - before there was george clooney and "er," before there was mcdreamy, there was dr. kiley, and women swooned. on his motorcycle, too? oh, please, he's a bad boy and a doctor? oh! everybody wins. - yes, it was dr. welby's show, and, yes, he was the one with the skills to solve complex medical problems. but when aspiring neurologist, dr. steven kiley, drove up on his motorcycle, that's what got a woman's blood pressure spiking. - what kind of doctor wears such nice suits? i never seen a doctor wear such a nice suit. so, he knows how to drive a motorcycle. house calls-- he can make a house call. - james brolin has to be the ultimate hunk of burning love. it makes you wanna have a kidney stone. he makes you wanna have appendicitis. he makes you wanna have varicose veins. you just wanna go there immediately and have him help you. - charlie's angels, they kicked butt and looked good doing it. - you know, "charlie's angels" was all about sex, and sex appeal, and beautiful women, and beautiful clothes. - "charlie's angels"... there was the smart one, the athletic one, and th

. - before there was george clooney and "er," before there was mcdreamy, there was dr. kiley, and women swooned. on his motorcycle, too? oh, please, he's a bad boy and a doctor? oh! everybody wins. - yes, it was dr. welby's show, and, yes, he was the one with the skills to solve complex medical problems. but when aspiring neurologist, dr. steven kiley, drove up on his motorcycle, that's what got a woman's blood pressure spiking. - what kind of doctor wears such nice suits? i never seen a doctor wear such a nice suit. so, he knows how to drive a motorcycle. house calls-- he can make a house call. - james brolin has to be the ultimate hunk of burning love. it makes you wanna have a kidney stone. he makes you wanna have appendicitis. he makes you wanna have varicose veins. you just wanna go there immediately and have him help you. - charlie's angels, they kicked butt and looked good doing it. - you know, "charlie's angels" was all about sex, and sex appeal, and beautiful women, and beautiful clothes. - "charlie's angels"... there was the smart one, the athletic one, and th

. - before there was george clooney and "er," before there was mcdreamy, there was dr. kiley, and women swooned. on his motorcycle, too? oh, please, he's a bad boy and a doctor? oh! everybody wins. - yes, it was dr. welby's show, and, yes, he was the one with the skills to solve complex medical problems. but when aspiring neurologist, dr. steven kiley, drove up on his motorcycle, that's what got a woman's blood pressure spiking. - what kind of doctor wears such nice suits? i never seen a doctor wear such a nice suit. so, he knows how to drive a motorcycle. house calls-- he can make a house call. - james brolin has to be the ultimate hunk of burning love. it makes you wanna have a kidney stone. he makes you wanna have appendicitis. he makes you wanna have varicose veins. you just wanna go there immediately and have him help you. - charlie's angels, they kicked butt and looked good doing it. - you know, "charlie's angels" was all about sex, and sex appeal, and beautiful women, and beautiful clothes. - "charlie's angels"... there was the smart one, the athletic one, and th

. - before there was george clooney and "er," before there was mcdreamy, there was dr.ley, and women swooned. on his motorcycle, too? oh, please, he's a bad boy and a doctor? oh! everybody wins. - yes, it was dr. welby's show, and, yes, he was the one with the skills to solve complex medical problems. but when aspiring neurologist, dr. steven kiley, drove up on his motorcycle, that's what got a woman's blood pressure spiking. - what kind of doctor wears such nice suits? i never seen a doctor wear such a nice suit. so, he knows how to drive a motorcycle. house calls-- he can make a house call. - james brolin has to be the ultimate hunk of burning love. it makes you wanna have a kidney stone. he makes you wanna have appendicitis. he makes you wanna have varicose veins. you just wanna go there immediately and have him help you. - charlie's angels, they kicked butt and looked good doing it. - you know, "charlie's angels" was all about sex, and sex appeal, and beautiful women, and beautiful clothes. - "charlie's angels"... there was the smart one, the athletic one, and the s

are ready for action, fixes brad pitt's tie, and -- oh, yeah -- removes all that lipstick from george clooney's the most popular figures, like clooney, brad pitt, johnny depp, they got kissed all over, so they got lipstick on their face. >> what are the different things you need to do to the figures? >> well, we have to check on the hair, so if the hair doesn't have the right style anymore, we have to style it again. from a wardrobe point of view, because people can touch the figures and interact with the figures, we do need to change the shirts, the suits, even polish the shoes. so, yeah, we really treat them very nice. >> when the figures need extra help, it's off with their heads and into the workshop. that's where petra is working on rock guitar legend jimi hendrix. >> so basically, what we do when we color is we closely work with reference pictures. >> meanwhile, emily's racing ahead of the clock. just before the doors open, susan sarandon's curlers come out, johnny depp gets a touch-up, jennifer lopez strikes a pose, and justin bieber gets ready for his adoring fans. of all the figures, w

. >> reporter: george clooney, your friend. he was chosen sexiest man in 2006.was chosen in 2007. of the three of you, which one is really the sexiest? >> well, matt has since shaved his head. and i always liked a man with a shaved head. the bullet-head look, which i think is very, very sexy. >> good year for those folks. think is very, very sexy. >> good year for those folks. see the special tonight. captioned by closed captioning services, inc. >>> we begin with breaking news in the south bay. a truck has plowed into an apartment complex in san jose. >> driver smashed the wall straight into a bedroom where a child was sleeping. that child is a 3-year-old girl. >> she has been taken to the

. - before there was george clooney and "er," before there was mcdreamy, there was dr. yes, it was dr. welby's show, and, yes, he was the one with the skills to solve complex medical problems. but when aspiring neurologist, dr. steven kiley, drove up on his motorcycle, that's what got a woman's blood pressure spiking. - what kind of doctor wears such nice suits? i never seen a doctor wear such a nice suit. so, he knows how to drive a motorcycle. house calls-- he can make a house call. - james brolin has to be the ultimate hunk of burning love. it makes you wanna have a kidney stone. he makes you wanna have appendicitis. he makes you wanna have varicose veins. you just wanna go there immediately and have him help you. - charlie's angels, they kicked butt and looked good doing it. - you know, "charlie's angels" was all about sex, and sex appeal, and beautiful women, and beautiful clothes. - "charlie's angels"... there was the smart one, the athletic one, and the sexy one. which one would you be? the sexy one-- we'd all be the sexy one. the guys would want the sexy one. it

. >> i was on a program and over the years after many interviews george clooney said, stop trying toresting. you're supposed to be interested. i was shocked. that's what i was not doing right. the idea of being able to be open to be a good listener, not just a good teller. to hear what the person was saying to empathetically listen, and allow them to engage you so it's a pitch catch pitch catch. that made them metabolize the experience. they owned it. it wasn't yours that they were imitating, and they carried that forward. here's the beautiful part of it. if it's authentic and authenticity is key to the whole thing, you know that what you want to do is surrender priority prioritize of your story. you're governor, you're leader, when you give someone an offer you want them to pay it forward. you don't want them to digest it and store it away? pay it forward. their experience of your time with them. and then inside that, and he's a good guy and vote for him or buy his product. you know why? very simple. 40,000 years of reading. >> gavin: you talk about congruency. what do you mean by c

george clooney's company bought it and it got to me.s soon as i read it, as you say, it was like this thriller. it's really funny. it has this intricate cia kind of mystery. and it was all true. and if i can even execute in a basic way on this, this would be the best thing that i've ever done, by far. >> it is an amazing story. >> more broadly, even, why isn't it part of american lore? this is the kind of story that's screaming to be told in history books and to have been made into a movie years ago. >> that's a hard question to answer. by the time 1997 rolled around, the hostage crisis wasn't what it was. and the hostage crisis was, you know, terribly disappointing and upsetting and a real national downer. that's one of the reasons why i love this story because, you know, in america, we don't always get things right. we don't always have good news on. but this is one of the times where we got it right. our people did it right. i think it's amazing. i just think it took a while for this to resurface because have in their consciousness a

along with people like angelina jolie and george clooney to give of yourself in a way that i don't thinks presidents have done. >> he's involved in everything. the clinton global initiative. he's running the haiti operation. the unsuccessful bid for the world cup, which of course he didn't bring home because he didn't bribe them. but the guy's involved in everything. >> and the political acuity that both he and his wife have, mike barnicle, could be very useful to this administration if they so choose to turn to bill clinton. >> so that's the question about bill clinton. i mean, i love the guy. but does he belong in the 21st century most influential or the 20th century? is he on the list of the 10 most influential because of his wife? >> i wonder, mike. you look at ted kennedy, who of course you knew and loved. you look at bill gates and bill clinton. could there be an argument that a lot of these are lifetime achievement awards for what happened last century? >> i agree. and they're both doing tremendously noble things, both bill gates and bill clinton, around the world. but -- >> you'r

. >> tom hanks, our good friend carole king, also george clooney. >> nice. >> and certainly we thankity here. you say beyond that, what really moved you were people that couldn't afford to give the big checks but gave smaller checks and just wrote you the most heartfelt notes. >> it was extraordinary. we have more than 2,500 contributors to slash the 'stache, and a lot of whom who have been impacted by epilepsy, who have children often impacted by epilepsy who lost loved one. 50,000 a year die from epilepsy. and their notes would move you to tears. what started as kind of a lark, when i maiden educated bet on the election and you made a foolish one. >> oh, now. he's going to go there. >> florida. just florida. >> florida. let me just say, what does it say that the former congressman from florida got florida wrong? >> ooh. >> i always say, if republicans are going to lose florida, we're in big, big trouble. >> i know. i should not be saying these things when this man is going to be around my throat with a straight razor. >> exactly. do we use this or the electric? i've never done this

like harvey weinstein, george clooney, brad pitt and leonardo dicaprio.iring any movie with a murder scene get an r rating or violent video games get warning labels like cigarettes. >> there is a fear of confronting, taking on a controversial subject which is so profoundly important to get done and get done right, that baffles me. >> reporter: both the gaming and the movie industry prefer selfregulation or policing. they spend just as much as the nra lobbying to keep the federal government out of their business. bill: william la jeunesse on that story in los angeles. thank you. martha: paying tribute today to the senate longest serving senator in u.s. history. we are waiting to hear from president obama as the nation remembers senator daniel inouye. bill: a major showdown happening in washington right now that will affect every single american in this country. two republican congressmen are live in a moment to tell us what is next. >> i don't want taxes to go up. republicans don't want taxes to go up. but we only run the house. the democrats continue to r

. >> george clooney, your friend, he was chosen sexiest man in 2006.friend, was chosen in 2007. of the three of you, which one is really the sexiest? >> well, matt has since shaved his head, and i've always liked a man with a shaved head, that bullet head look, which i think is very, very sexy. >> barbara's special, the ten most fascinating people of 2012, arrest -- airs tonight here on abc at 9:30/8:30 central. she's been doing these specials since '93, almost 20 years. >> amazing. they're always thoroughly enjoyable. >> she's always secretive who number one is. won't be either one of us. >> we don't even get a vote. >> won't be you, willis. hd-. hd-3. >>> all right. today is a pretty significant day around the globe. it's 12-12-12. the last time we'll have a repeating number until january 1st of 2101. which is pretty much when we're all going to be dead. so enjoy it now, because we'll never be able to enjoy this again. 11-11-11 was the nerd new year. but things to do on 12-12-12 in florida, you can get married for $500 at 12:12. in asian countries, 1

heavyweight fundraisers like leonardo dicaprio and george clooney. >> they think that debt from hollywood would prevent them from taking regulatory authority. reporter: any movie with a murder scene gets raided. >> when it is in self-defense, that should be a r-rated movie. reporter: and the aurora, colorado, shooting, the gunman was mimicking the joker from the dark knight rises. even with movie violence known as spotlight, critics say don't expect a hollywood ending. >> there is a fear of confronting and taking on a controversial subject, which is so profoundly important to get done and get them right. but it baffles me. >> young male audiences and companies are lobbying to protect that. all kidman once said she can't be responsible for all of hollywood over my own fear. so maybe it is of some of these hollywood heavyweights to change it in hollywood. megyn: it's up to parents and individuals as well. just because they make movies doesn't mean they need to go see them and the parents what happened and so forth. well, all eyes on the roosevelt room at the white house. the president is se

he has helped fund schools in darfur in refugee camps, now belongs to a satellite project with george clooney. mr. prendergast has worked for peace in africa for well over a quarter of a century. then we will hear from mvemba dizolele, who is a visiting fellow at stanford university's hoover institution, and professor, lecture and african studies at johns hopkins university school of advanced international studies. mr. dizolele has testified several times before the congress. his work has appeared frequently in many major news publications, and he is a frequent commentator on african affairs on television and radio. he served as election monitor in the drc in 2006, and again in 2011. and has also been indicted with united nations peacekeepers as a reporter. in addition, he is a veteran of the united states marine corps. thank you for your service. and i'd like to now go to steve hege. >> chairman smith, ranking member bass, and members of the subcommittee on africa's global health and human rights, thank you for this invitation to testify at the scene on the current crisis in eastern congo. i

. - before there was george clooney and "er," before there was mcdreamy, there was dr. kiley, and women swooned. on his motorcycle, too? oh, please, he's a bad boy and a doctor? oh! everybody wins. - yes, it was dr. welby's show, and, yes, he was the one with the skills to solve complex medical problems. but when aspiring neurologist, dr. steven kiley, drove up on his motorcycle, that's what got a woman's blood pressure spiking. - what kind of doctor wears such nice suits? i never seen a doctor wear such a nice suit. so, he knows how to drive a motorcycle. house calls-- he can make a house call. - james brolin has to be the ultimate hunk of burning love. it makes you wanna have a kidney stone. he makes you wanna have appendicitis. he makes you wanna have varicose veins. you just wanna go there immediately and have him help you. - charlie's angels, they kicked butt and looked good doing it. - you know, "charlie's angels" was all about sex, and sex appeal, and beautiful women, and beautiful clothes. - "charlie's angels"... there was the smart one, the athletic one, and th

. - before there was george clooney and "er," before there was mcdreamy, there was dr. kiley, and women swooned. on his motorcycle, too? oh, please, he's a bad boy and a doctor? oh! everybody wins. - yes, it was dr. welby's show, and, yes, he was the one with the skills to solve complex medical problems. but when aspiring neurologist, dr. steven kiley, drove up on his motorcycle, that's what got a woman's blood pressure spiking. - what kind of doctor wears such nice suits? i never seen a doctor wear such a nice suit. so, he knows how to drive a motorcycle. house calls-- he can make a house call. - james brolin has to be the ultimate hunk of burning love. it makes you wanna have a kidney stone. he makes you wanna have appendicitis. he makes you wanna have varicose veins. you just wanna go there immediately and have him help you. - charlie's angels, they kicked butt and looked good doing it. - you know, "charlie's angels" was all about sex, and sex appeal, and beautiful women, and beautiful clothes. - "charlie's angels"... there was the smart one, the athletic one, and th

. - before there was george clooney and "er," before there was mcdreamy, there was dr. kiley, and women swooned. on his motorcycle, too? oh, please, he's a bad boy and a doctor? oh! everybody wins. - yes, it was dr. welby's show, and, yes, he was the one with the skills to solve complex medical problems. but when aspiring neurologist, dr. steven kiley, drove up on his motorcycle, that's what got a woman's blood pressure spiking. - what kind of doctor wears such nice suits? i never seen a doctor wear such a nice suit. so, he knows how to drive a motorcycle. house calls-- he can make a house call. - james brolin has to be the ultimate hunk of burning love. it makes you wanna have a kidney stone. he makes you wanna have appendicitis. he makes you wanna have varicose veins. you just wanna go there immediately and have him help you. - charlie's angels, they kicked butt and looked good doing it. - you know, "charlie's angels" was all about sex, and sex appeal, and beautiful women, and beautiful clothes. - "charlie's angels"... there was the smart one, the athletic one, and th

. - before there was george clooney and "er," before there was mcdreamy, there was dr.kiley, and women swooned. on his motorcycle, too? oh, please, he's a bad boy and a doctor? oh! everybody wins. - yes, it was dr. welby's show, and, yes, he was the one with the skills to solve complex medical problems. but when aspiring neurologist, dr. steven kiley, drove up on his motorcycle, that's what got a woman's blood pressure spiking. - what kind of doctor wears such nice suits? i never seen a doctor wear such a nice suit. so, he knows how to drive a motorcycle. house calls-- he can make a house call. - james brolin has to be the ultimate hunk of burning love. it makes you wanna have a kidney stone. he makes you wanna have appendicitis. he makes you wanna have varicose veins. you just wanna go there immediately and have him help you. - charlie's angels, they kicked butt and looked good doing it. - you know, "charlie's angels" was all about sex, and sex appeal, and beautiful women, and beautiful clothes. - "charlie's angels"... there was the smart one, the athletic one, and the

. - before there was george clooney and "er," before there was mcdreamy, there was dr. - what kind of doctor wears such nice suits? i never seen a doctor wear such a nice suit. so, he knows how to drive a motorcycle. house calls-- he can make a house call. - james brolin has to be the ultimate hunk of burning love. it makes you wanna have a kidney stone. he makes you wanna have appendicitis. he makes you wanna have varicose veins. you just wanna go there immediately and have him help you. - charlie's angels, they kicked butt and looked good doing it. - you know, "charlie's angels" was all about sex, and sex appeal, and beautiful women, and beautiful clothes. - "charlie's angels"... there was the smart one, the athletic one, and the sexy one. which one would you be? the sexy one-- we'd all be the sexy one. the guys would want the sexy one. it's the sexy one. - no one does sexy like magnum p.i., and no one can get away with wearing short shorts like him, either. - the thing about these, like, the dudes from these shows, like "the six million dollar man" and "magnum p.i.,"