next up: the one, and presumably only, george clooney. e pace is really picking up. i rarely get to talk with you. and in tv interviews, it's sometimes hard to get to the core of a guest in a short period of time. but, obviously, that's my job. so what we've devised here at the show is a way to get the essence of a guest in just 15 questions. it's called the "colbert questionnaire." george clooney, are you ready to sit for the questionnaire? >> i am, stephen. i'm ready. >> stephen: okay, here we go. number one, george clooney what is the best sandwich? >> i like a ham sandwich. >> stephen: just-- just ham? you don't want-- >> oh, you mean the whole thing. ham, lettuce, tomato, a little mustard on it, a little toasted. maybe a potato bread. >> stephen: very similar answer to mr. hanks. okay, what's the one thing you own that you really should throw out? >> uhm... my flowbee, apparently. i should throw it out. >> stephen: wuf been doing your own landscaping? >> for a while now. >> stephen: what's the scariest animal, george? >> scariest anim

george clooney. hello, george, how are you? >> hello, stephen. how are you, man?ight? >> i am in the u.k. yeah, i came here because we were going to have a drive-in premiere for the movie. >> stephen: yes. >> and i landed, and they came out and said, "we've just gone to tier 3. you have to go quarantine for two weeks in your house." so i got here, i'm going to be here for two weeks in the house, not able to-- i can't walk anywhere, can't do anything. no premiere. so i'm just here, with the fireplace. >> stephen: well, i'm sorry to hear that. but is-- is your lovely wife, amal, with you? >> yes, and that makes it all fine. >> stephen: right, i'm sure it's a lovely house, too, so... >> perfectly lovely house. and, you know... and we brought the kids, which i thought was a good idea. >> stephen: sure. always good. three, three years old? >> right. >> stephen: not quite free range yet. >> no, they can't feed themselves. and, apparently, what i'm finding out, is that at some point, i have to educate them, which... >> stephen: hmmm... that doesn't-- that doesn't always

there is this wonderful actor named george clooney who's the star.says let's call george clooney and ask him to come. he says, do you get it? e.r.? >> here's what's he didn't get, they are watching e.r. on tnt in reruns. george clooney had not been on the show for years. he's already doing ocean ten, 11, 12, 14, 15. i tried to explain re-runs and he said, we need to take george clooney. i said i don't know george clooney. i don't have him in my rolodex. to make a long story short, the man who produced all the ocean movies was a guy who has since died, and president bush, i'm telling him about the ocean movies, he says i think why trump did those ocean movies. he called him and george clooney came. i was sick as a dog. did i go? yes, i did. because we had to send a plane, his one requirement was that we sent a plane. i don't blame him. they stopped in houston, we picked clooney up. and off we go to louisiana. here's the one huge mistake, there is no picture with me and george clooney. and coming home, my ears had totally stuffed up. before they steppe

there's no mistake with me and george clooney.d coming home, my ears -- before they stuffed up, i asked him why he did this? i said, why would you do this? you don't know him. you don't know us. this obviously isn't political. but you're not exactly a republican. and his answer was, i was so impressed that he wanted to do this. cameron, louisiana, is not in the news. the media is not there. the tv cameras aren't there. c-span wasn't there. everybody was in new orleans. and george clooney said, if you had asked me to go to new orleans, i probably would have said no, but i was so touched by what he was doing, i wanted to be a part of it. the end of the story, which you can choose to believe or not, is my ears completely stopped up from my cold and george kept talking to me. i have no idea what he said and to this day, it's possible he asked me to marry him. [ laughter ] and i just kept going, uh-huh, uh-huh. yeah. president bush was the master of acts of kindness. it really is probably the number one thing i u learned from him. and

he called him and george clooney came. i was sick as a dog, did i go? yes i did. to send a plane george's one requirement was to send a plane. i don't blame him. they stopped in houston, a pick up mean president bush. off we go, -- here's the one huge mistake. there is no picture of me and george clooney. coming home, my ears had totally, before they stuffed up i asked him why he did this. i said why did he do this? you don't know him, you don't know us. this obviously isn't political, but not exactly republican. his answer was i was so impressed that he wanted to do this. cameron louisiana is not in the news, the media is not there, the tv cameras are there, c-span wasn't there. everyone was in new orleans. george clooney said if you'd asked me to go to new orleans i probably would've said no. but i was so touched what's he was doing, i wanted to be a part of it. the end of the story, you could choose to believe or not is my ears completely stuffed up from my cold or whatever. george kept talking to me. i have no idea what he said, and to this day, it's possible h

the fifty's and sixty's so that creates a situation where many urban areas you have like what george clooney would call you know chocolate cities in the little suburbs sadnesses they still call it the white house but that's a temporary condition. there's a lot of the city. we've got to get yeah every time i don't need to get l.a. . working and. going to get out you will be. you. interesting to tell you. there is no clue gram a promise that a president can bake think that better the government going to come in they did it anyway they wanted to do that yeah yeah yeah changing. the condition of black veterans a white trans diversion even though when they returned from the war and they were economically similar families. public housing then became a black phenomenon. people fall into this category they have to live where society is pushed. in. it's. not any kind of nature. down and people constantly live in a cause of. cities and to adequately service neighborhoods that were heavily concentrated with african-americans garbage collection wasn't a picked up as frequently streets where it repair th

the fifty's and sixty's so that creates a situation where many urban areas you have like what george clooney would call you know chocolate cities in the little suburbs. they're call it the white house and that's a temporary visit. there's a lot of. these guys that yeah every time i don't need to get. work in the. unit i do believe you if you. feel. you. can trust him to tell you. there is no clue gram a promise that a president can bake think that better.

in particular the french government led by george clooney also remained staunchly unbending never again was germany to pose a threat to france. the treaty put all german territory west of the rhine under allied occupation for 15 years. allied forces moved into the area stretching along the river from the city of calle to cologne in january 920 of the 100000 troops in the french army of occupation more than a 5th of came from the french colonies algeria morocco tunisia senegal madagascar or vietnam german troops had encountered them on the battlefield and in the trenches a very. horror stories about the african soldiers savagery made the rounds on the home front as a result the germans were awaiting their french occupiers with no little trepidation during these days many germans saw people of color for the 1st time in their lives because you don't know you can well although until just before world war one there was no question of deploying black soldiers in europe then an officer named shall march on wrote a successful and controversial book in 1000 tam called force the black force where

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that's like if the "oceans 11" heist kicked off with george clooney saying this: >> this is the vaultthe bellagio. i got nothing. let's go! >> okay. >> stephen: but assistance is on the way, because now, amazon is offering to help with vaccine distribution. thank god! i can't wait to get a three-foot box that just has one syringe rattling around. or better yet, fire up one of those drones and let it shoot a needle directly into my neck! until amazon is ready, just to get the vaccine, people are taking extreme risks. by which i mean, going to florida. people from outside the state are coming to florida to get vaccinated, an issue that's being called vaccine tourism. it's just one of the many types of florida-specific tourism. you've got "theme park" tourism, "golf" tourism, and "divorced dad really getting into a jimmy buffet phase." it's possible this vaccine tourism is actually the result of a huge oversight, because under the state's current vaccination plan, you don't have to be from florida in order to get a vaccine. seems like checking an address would be important before handg o

in particular the french government led by george clooney also remain staunchly unbending never again was germany to pose a threat to france. the treaty put all german territory west of the rhine under allied occupation for 15 years. allied forces moved into the area stretching along the river from the city of calle to cologne in january 920 of the 100000 troops in the french army of occupation more than a 5th of came from the french colonies algeria morocco tunisia senegal madagascar or vietnam german troops had encountered them on the battlefields and in the trenches a very. horror stories about the african soldiers savagery made the rounds on the home front as a result the germans were awaiting their french occupiers with no little trepidation during these days many germans saw people of color for the 1st time in their lives you know let me think as you were you doing well on the open until just before world war one there was no question of deploying black soldiers in europe then an officer named shall march on wrote a successful and controversial book in 1000 tan called force the

> jimmy: we should reach out to those we haven't seen. [ laughter ] >> i know, and i just saw george clooneygod knows how many years, who knows. >> jimmy: he's practically the same guy. [ laughter ] well, thank you so much. i hope to see you in person sometime. "french exit" is the new movie. it opens in new york and l.a. on february 12th. michelle pfeiffer. thank you, michelle. >> thank you! >> jimmy: we'll be right back with george lopez. >> dicky: portions of jimmy kimmel are brought to you by mercari. your marketplace for buying and selling almost anything. find us at mercari.com or on the app stores. ♪ ♪ (quiet piano music) ♪ ♪ comfort in the extreme. the lincoln family of luxury suvs. have you or a loved one been wronged by pre-made breakfast? well, wendy's has your back dropping the hammer with two of these made to order breakfast sandwiches for just four dollars. get the breakfast you deserve now 2 for $4. only at wendy's. ♪ ♪ when you drive this smooth, you save with allstate the future of auto insurance is here you've never been in better hands allstate click or call for a quote to

truth be told, 18 years ago we were on live after the super bowl, our guests were george clooney, snoop dogg, and coldplay. tonight, i'm doing a show for 20 reluctant staffmembers -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and my guest is my cousin. [ laughter ] my cousin sal is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] sal has a new book about gambling. and another old friend who has been with us since year one, making his 43rd appearance on this program, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] so we have good times in store. a lot of memories. this is interesting. someone thought it would be a good idea to dig up the first joke i ever made about donald trump on this show. yes, it is about his hair. and here it is, from 17 years ago, january 13th, 2004. >> you know, they say it's going to be the coldest week in two decades on the east coast, minus 8 in new york the next couple of days. it's so cold in new york, donald trump's combover broke off. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: we rehearsed that all day. it was a simpler time. we also looked up our first joe biden joke. this one was from

i mean, i'll just go crazy here-- what if we ended the week with, like, george clooney? what!? holy tequila company! friday is cloon-day? this is quite a slate of spectacular, highly-promotable celebrity guests. but, as fun as all that is going to be-- and it's going to be so much fun-- it's really ultimately a shame i don't get to talk to president-elect joe biden and future first lady dr. jill biden for their first joint post-election interview. great suffering scranton! ( laughter ) they're going to be on here thursday? it's unbelievable. wow. wow, 2020 is just the best! what's that? oh, it was just the worst? okay, let's move on. ( laughter ) one thing i'm sure to talk about with the president-elect is his cool new job. last night, after the electoral college formally chose him, the president-elect delivered a primetime speech, in which he called out the republicans who signed on to texas' case attempting to throw out the election results. >> this legal maneuver was an effort by elected officials and one group of states to try to get the supreme court to wipe out the votes

i think i saw george clooney in a space movie wearing something similar not long ago. >> exactly, yest movie. so maybe not. maybe not. >> people are trying to innovate and make some money on this. you look at the mask business. something has become hundreds of millions of dollars a year industry since the pandemic happened. >> hey, whatever you think of how it looks, i hope it truly is effective and that it's cleaning the air going out too so other people don't get what you're expelling there. >>> today is the 12th anniversary of the miracle on the hudson, the moment that made a bay area pilot a celebrity. captain chesley sullen berglunded on the river likely saving the lives of all 155 people on board. the us airways plane had just taken off from new york's la guardia when it hit a bunch of birds, knocking out the engines. the danville resident then glided the plane to the river, which was the correct decision according to the national transportation safety board. sully retired from us airways in 2010. and dan, i know you go way back with sully because you interviewed him, one of the

you know, george clooney has one now. koothrappali: really? i once saw him shopping at ralph's. he was buying tequila. wow. you'd think a guy like that would have some kind of booze lackey. all right, this is cruel. we'd better let him finish before his head explodes. all right, sheldon, why is tap...? tapioca is extracted from the root of the plant manihot esculenta! due to a high concentration of cyanide, it is poisonous in its raw form and lethal if prepared improperly! feel better now? it is also indigenous to brazil as is the cocoa bean, from which we get chocolate, the best pudding. and you promised you wouldn't do that anymore! hey, hofstadter. hey, kripke. heard about your latest anti-proton decay experiment. 20,000 data runs and no statistically significant results. very impressive. what a jerk. don't feel bad, leonard. negative results are still results. even 20,000 of them. all right! please don't cheer me up anymore. come on. don't let him get to you. it's kripke. yeah, he's a ginormous knob. that's why he eats by himself instead of sitting here at the cool table. fo

in particular the french government led by george clooney also remain staunchly unbending never again was germany to pose a threat to france. the treaty put all german territory west of the rhine under allied occupation for 15 years. allied forces moved into the area stretching along the river from the city of calle to cologne in january 920 of the 100000 troops in the french army of occupation more than a 5th of came from the french colonies algeria morocco tunisia senegal madagascar or vietnam german troops had encountered them on the battlefield and in the trenches a very. horror stories about the african soldiers savagery made the rounds on the home front as a result the germans were awaiting their french occupiers with no little trepidation jury in these days many germans saw people of color for the 1st time in their lives let me take issue with you doing well. until just before world war one there was no question of deploying black soldiers in europe then an officer named shall march on wrote a successful and controversial book in 1010 called life force the black force where he

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you go over this comp score, when you think about it, if you give the people the best product, george clooney, starring, directing in the midnight sky, i guess i'm going to watch that because he already told us 72 million households are going to choose to watch it, and when you give them product, french language series, then that's going to - >> love that. >> that's what i say drives cash flow and drives more. >> cash flow is the key i think in a way that perhaps netflix is being looked at in a way that it hasn't been previously, at least delivering on the promise that many people doubted five years ago. which is that this would become a free cash flow story let's not forget they're talking about a free cash flow break even and even at least discussing the possibility of buying back stock, or returning capital to shareholders. yes, they need to have a certain amount of debt, because they need a certain amount of cash available at all times, in order to continue to produce at the rate that they are but you know, to those who once questioned whether this could be viewed in some ways as a cable

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made anderson -- they didn't pay for an integration so although we got the shot out -- >> the george clooneyh. >> anyway, if you've been watching cnn at all you've seen that anderson and i did a little broadway musical number. >> yes. >> to promote tonight. i think we have a clip of it. >> yes. >> we sang. >> let's watch. ♪ 2020 is in the rear view mirror and things are looking clearer with a little luck 2021 might not suck ♪ ♪ no more cutting your own hair now vaccine is on its way ♪ ♪ and it's coming any day ♪ and if things don't run amok ♪ 2021 might not suck >> that was so fun. and i have to say he got into it more than i think he wants to admit. but there is a moment that he really regrets. and when they told us to do it he was like, um, okay. and i was like just do it. and it was when we cross each other and then when the commercial came out i go oh, my god, i love that moment. >> do you remember what the guy said? >> what? >> there was like a dance choreographer on set. and when we first did it the guy was like, anderson, a little less musical theater. >> yes. and they kept saying tha