you know, i'm not perfect, but i am george lopez. d that's all i ever really wanted to be. >> i don't think i'd like you as much if you were perfect, george. i quite like the imperfect george lopez.

george lopez on this hour of george lopez on this hour of "piers morgan" tonight. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com >>> george, welcome. >> piers, i'm very excited to be here. >> how do you like being interviewed? as a man you interview so many other people. >> i don't have a problem with it as much as some of the people i work with. i'm going to try to be honest. i always try to be honest. i do. you know, it's been interesting for me. i've exceeded my own expectations seriously of what i had planned out when i first started in the business. so, you know, it's all fun. every day is -- >> do you find as you get more famous and successful being very honest and candid is problematic? >> you know, it really is, because when i do stand-up you're your own boss. you're very free. you are an enclosed area. i try my best to curtail people either using their cameras or video cameras because some things are just meant for that particular room. it's chased some very good comedians out of clubs. >> your stand-up routines are brilliant but pushes boundaries you couldn't push on television. do yo

>> if palin wins, george lopez moves to canada, that's a win-win. good leader, my son doesn't have to watch george lopez every night, get bad habits from that show. >> you like palin? >> these a colleague of mine on fox. >> good answer. >> i'll be honest, i like this job. >> rick perry surges to second place in two major polls. what do you think, kimberly? >> i really like rick perry. >> if he runs. >> i think he's going to get in. if he does, i think it's a big problem for mitt romney. that's what even the polling is showing. think about it, the guy hasn't even announced yet, and he's strong in the numbers. you got to be worried if you're romney. that's why romney is saying, hey guess what, you want to know my vp dream team. >> they'd have twice as much hair as any opponent. >> you have to have hair to be president. >> there's no combovers. >> never have i seen in all the years where i followed presidential politics where a frontrunner does not have 25% or 30%. that brought romney down to 17%. the fact of the matter is -- >> have you ever seen this

and when i met you a few time, let's find out more about george lopez. i read up about you and i was quite shocked, actually what you had been through. you talk about troubled comedians. your life was beyond that. i read this quote here. i was never encouraged or congratulated by anybody or included in anythingism didn't come from a home where people asked, did you have a good day or cared what i was doing or what i wanted to be. i fill that void with the laughs and adulation from doing comedy. i have other comedians talking about a lack of love in their early lives which led them to seek applause and affirmation from an audience. never quite as stringing as you seem to have done. >> of all the comedians i've met, i don't think any had the situation i had. i never knew my father. my mother was epileptic and illiterate. >> they both left before you were like 10 or 11 years old. >> yeah. and it was difficult for her to be around. mentally she was probably like an 8-year-old. and when you have a child like, that it didn't matter to her what i did. and if i

. >> coming up, tom cruise is gay-ning lots of of weight for a new role. 1k3* what does george lopez have to say about politics? there is not a single person on the planet who cares, but we will do the story anyway. >>> will late night be affected if palin is elected? in what has been one of the worst threats ever comedian and late night talk show host george lopez says he will move to canada if sarah palin is elected president. he issued his ult mate tunnel -- he issued the ult may tiff. -- ult may tim. >> if sarah palin is president at any point, allegedly, i will move to canada. i will go further north. i have been south. >> you would literally leave the country? >> i will leave the united states of america. >> shocker. >> why, george, why don't you want palin to be president? >> i like my politicians to have a political background, to be politically -- to know politics, to actually have inherited something from working in the political world. >> okay, so you want your politicians to have inherited something from working in the political world? i don't know what that means, but su

>> george lopez gave his ex-wife a kidney. she gave it back. other way around, she gave him a kidney. >> in this case we're talking about vinny leaving "the jersey shore." i know. you are so broken up. you know, so this means that the mvp team -- that's mike "the situation," vinny, and pauley d. -- of course are going to be separated. we're going to have to find somebody else with the name "v," vinny, to fill that spot. a big fight with a cast member. we don't know exactly what happened. >> over what? >> i know. i'm dieing to know what happened. unfortunately we have to still get through season four, which was in italy, and that starts august 4th. >> omg. we have to get to our last story. i wanted to stay this really quick. kenny committeesny. we allllove kenny chesney. he had the super-brief marriage to renee zellweger. this is my favorite song. "s"smertime." >> i have no idea. >> yoo-hoo, yoo-hoo, rolling on the floorboard. he's very fit and he's hot. remember jackie? >> jackie on frfray, she was here dancing away because sh

i quite like the imperfect george lopez. >> thank you. >> thank you very much. >> i appreciate you very much. thank you. that was a lot of fun for me. >> oh, well, thank you. of course, george's show "lopez tonight" weeknights at midnight eastern on our sister network tbs. tbs. that's all for us tonight. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com >>> tonight, america speaks. >> let's get out of this mess that we're in. regardless of who got us here. >> just get it done. hello, washington. are you listening? >> if the president decides to reach an agreement with us, the democrats most of them will fall in line. >> guess not. >> caving in your [ bleep ]. >> that's a cop. think that's bad? same cop, another stop. another bleeping rant on a citizen. >> i'll kill every one of you mother [ bleep ]. >> there's more where that came from. now the citizens fight back. >> as we explore our new segment cnn anchor don lemon appears not to care for cnn. >> what is jon stewart talking about and why did stephen colbert interrupt one of my broadcasts. >> i'm in the middle of a broadcast. >> who isn't, sanjay

. >> and george lopez doesn't even want to go there. >> in mexico?ng for the drug dealers. >> and hispanics, it's below, but still double-digit numbers. >> this is a problem for the upcoming election, something that the democrats have to pay attention to. >> it's true. i would also point out that we're so focused on default, default, default, but downgrade, even if these bills pass, signed into law, downgrade is still a serious threat, and that affects everyone, our credit card rates outbreaks mortgages. we've been warned about this for a very long time. for months, we've heard moody's warn us, and they still say this might not be enough. hopefully the boehner bill is part of the final product. >> eric said that the market fell -- how many points? >> 500 points this week. >> directly as a result of this debt debate. and i want to say that you've taken hundreds of billions of dollars out of people's 401(k)s, their retirement funds, kids' schools, and you can thank the tea party. >> absolutely not, bob. it has nothing to do with it. when the boehner pl

i quite like the i'm perfect george lopez. >> thank you. >> thank you very much. >> i appreciate you very much. thank you. that was a lot of fun for me. >> oh, well, thank you. of course george's show low pez tonight weeknights at midnight eastern on our sister network tbs. "anderson cooper 360" starts right now >>> anderson is off >>> i'm zain verjee at cnn in london. here are the headlines this hour. five days after the massacre that brought norway to a standstill, the country is still very much on edge. we're joined by cnn's diana magnay out of oslo. diana? >> reporter: a little earlier, police shut down oslo's central train station. apparently looking at a suspect package there. it gives you a sense of how on edge this country s. five days after the massacre, we know there are undercover armed policemen on patrol. we also know that breivek amassed six tons of fertilizer, according to his manifesto. the police are suggesting to us that there is a certain amount of that fertilizer which is not accounted for in the explosives found on the island or the bomb here in oslo. they say it

. >> you know, you are this generation's george lopez. i can't fault you for that. >> mixed race woman to marry in prison. here is the thing, and this is why i don't like the article. she says her fiancee doesn't reflect the true beliefs. but they point out they are getting married on april 20th which was hitler's birthday. the fact is the actual reason they picked that day is the birthday of latin, jazz and salsa legend. >> that's all the questions nobody would ask. >> that shoots the whole story down. >> apparently so. >> and by the way, that article was wrong. hitler was born on april 20th. they said august 30th or something i believe. >> august 20th. >> no, he didn't. anything else mean you want to say about bill? >> you cut your hair. >> that's not mean. >> what about the beard? >> i am not liking that. >> stick around until next week. >> can we get a close up of bill? no? bill is trying to grow a beard. bill turn to the side, bill. now turn to the other side. he has not shaved those cheeks. >> i had a hard time when 90210 was out. >

but george lopez was busy so we have jesse joyce wearing my jacket. it is a play on words, if you will. and it is a thinking rag that likes to nag. good to see you again, pinch. >> according to our city desk, the new york law enforcement officials say there is a rise in graffiti. reading and learning are fun. that's my tag. and you can read that in the grill every day home slice. word. >> actually a lot of them. >> it is called realtime, but it is more like mail slime. yes, friday, a night of the week was a banner night for bill marr and his banner of pet few lent pea nusss. -- penises. let's start as they discuss the republican president candidate's christian counseling clinic that advises troubled gays. >> i don't want to be crass, but i hope that marcus bachman takes all of the rage that comes from repression and denial and brings it into the bedroom with her. i hope he [bleep] her angrily. that's how i would. i thought about it. >> just so i don't get charge with sexism, i sometimes think about [bleep] rick san for rum. >> and these are the intell

george lopez. and that's all i ever really wanted to be. >> i don't think i'd like you as much if you were perfect, george. i quite like the i'm perfect george lopez. >> thank you. >> thank you very much. >> i appreciate you very much. thank you. that was a lot of fun for me. >> oh, well, thank you. of course george's show low pez tonight weeknights at midnight eastern on our sister network tbs. "anderson cooper 360" starts right now >>> anderson is off tonight and there's breaking news in the debt crisis. one of the key players is changing his offer because the numbers don't add up. and the vote on it is now being postponed, pushed forward to thursday at the earliest. it's already come under fire from members of his own party. late detail in a moment from our white house correspondent jessica yellin. her reporter dovetails neatly with our big question tonight. keeping them honest, if a strong majority of americans is telling washington they want a deal on the debt crisis, they want these guys to co

george lopez talks about debt. here's your punch line. >> 14 trillion.e it you went to a restaurant and they brought you the bill, hey, man, what the hell, how did this get too much? well, there was a war. yes, you were looking for weapons of mass destruction and someone else ordered another war. oh, that's right. yeah, you're right. all right. and then there's an 18% gratuity. that's where they get you. barack obama, they talk all this smack about him and he has to say, well, i disagree. you know what he really wants to say, mother [ bleep ] what? >> let's go to evan carter. what are you looking at? >> first it's almost come cal this whole situation. it really is. everybody seems to get it but the lawmakers in washington right now. >> yes. >> investors definitely sent a message yesterday with the dow dropping 200 points. that's more like what a lot of people thought we'd be seeing. our futures today are pointing slightly higher. we'll see where today leads. what do you do if there is a credit downgrade to the u.s. though? that's the big question today.

. >> of her with the greybeard appearance with and george lopez. >> when i meet people for the firstthey say hey, you look like a few characters chuck norris is one of them. >> this one speaks for itself. it >> they probably think that it is cool...wow! hey! what is that? what is that? >> that guy? a that is the machine. he lives next door, he did not say much. and >> and is there more to come? we have 81 more games left in the season and i have a feeling that somewhere in there will see a lot more of brian wilson certainly off the field with the long beard. >> let us hope it stays as fun as it is now. >> do you find yourself going from his eyes and is looking at his beard? >> i love the espy jokes. we will be back, with much more to come. >> all across capitol hill their warnings that a default would hurt the country. there were warnings that a default will hurt you. >> despite the interest rates and the damage that will cost the average american family more than $5,000 immediately. >> leaders plan to meet for the fifth straight day but all the time in the same room has not put them

of course, george's show "lopez tonight" weeknights at midnight eastern on our sister network tbs. that's all for us tonight. >>> good sunday morning. we're a day closer to default and still no deal on the debt ceiling. and the tone yesterday took a bit of a nasty tone during the day. but the tone seems to have changed overnight with more talk of compromise. also this morning, we are standing by for news about two american hikers held in iran for the past two years. this morning, they may be closer to freedom. >>> also, you may not know the story of the monford point marines. the men who integrated mat reenz yooms. >>> welcome to the men and women serving us in uniform and thank you for being here and what you do. >>> let's talk about three important deadlines that we are keeping an eye on today in this whole debt ceiling debate. a vote is scheduled this afternoon in the senate on majority leader harry reid's plan. that's the vote that was supposed to take place overnight but it was delayed in the evening. the second deadline is at 8:00 eastern time today. why that is important? be

george lewis in the south. we'll be watching that. >>> a surprise announcement. jennifer lopez and marc anthony getting a divorce. the two married in 2004 and have 3-year-old twins. they call the decision to divorce a difficult one, but say they've come to an amicable agreement on all matters and are asking for privacy. this was j.lo's third marriage and anthony's second. after a friday of shakeups at the highest levels of news corp., a humble rupert murdoch say he's sorry. how was the mea culpa received in the wake of the hacking scandal. >>> plus, federal reserve chairman ben bernanke thinks it could be time to pump some more cash into the economy. with companies in wait and see mode, could that move relieve anything when it comes to creating jobs? ♪ going to the bank without going to the bank... that's a step forward. with chase quickdeposit on your smartphone, you just snap a picture, hit send and done. chase quickdeposit. take a step forward and chase what matters. ♪ we just keep on keepin' on ♪ ♪ keep on because a chicken is what it eats. [ jim ] this seal verifies we fee