gerald broflovski, do you agree to let apple track your location at all times? - [exhales] i agree. - do you agree to give apple access to all your personal information, including but not limited to your favorite movies, songs, and books? - i agree. - do you agree to care about your membership and prove that you care by purchasing applecare? [bowel movement] - [muffled screaming] - heh heh heh! dude, humancentipad is awesome! - sir, sir, we have a problem! - what? what do you mean we have to take it apart? the boy's agreement isn't valid? - sorry, we have to recall this. - what? hey, that's mine! - i don't care what the geniuses say! damn it, i'm trying to create the future here! - we are all trying to create the future! i'm part of the future now too. i have sat with the council of geniuses, performed the toran ra, and i've even been to me. mr. jobs, you have done so much for the world. you have helped connect everyone to each other. clearly, this is the future. but--but can't we just slow down and enjoy the present a little longer? - you know something? i agre