- kyle's not going to make it, stanley. oh, gerald! - doctor, can we wheel kyle out of here on his bed with the machines attached? - well, i suppose it could be rigged, but i... - then damn it, man, do it! - it isn't fair! you goddamn assholes, it isn't fair! - look, kyle, look. - you just built me up to knock me down, didn't you? what about my dreams? what about my money? - huh? - i'm so pissed off! - move along, sir. you are vandalizing private property. - hey, you used to work for me! god damn it, you son of a bitch! - kyle. - he's coming back. - that's it, baby, that's it. - oh, god damn it, this sucks! - wait a minute; yes, the hemorrhoid is going into remission. - arrrrrr rrr! - look, kyle, cartman is totally miserable, even more miserable than he was before, because he's had his dream and lost it. - it's not fair! it's not fair. i wanna die! i wanna die! - you are up there. captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and