now gerard depardieu is back because he made a parody video.tream of your pea meanders through business class? this guy is an academy award nominated actor. i'm sure the film will be great. noo answered and subtle. >> ladies and gentlemen, replace your tray in the uh right position. [ speaking french ] >> okay. so it's in french. we'll probably get the gist of it. let's see some more. [ speaking french ] >> all right. let's stop right there. i don't care what they are saying. i have some important questions that need answers immediately. one, can someone tell me why he's wearing -- is that a viking helmet? so he's a viking from the neck up and tweedle dee from the neck down? what's he going for with the braids? is this an alice in wonderland, p pee-pee longstocking thing. where is jerry louis when we need him? let's pull a depardieu and give it one more go. [ speaking french ] >> i'm told the costumes are a reference to the movie he's making now based on a french comic book series i have seen but never read because i'm not french. we had the vi

check out what happened last night while he was reporting on french actor gerard depardieu's recent meltdown when he peed in the aisle of an airplane. jim? >> so actor gerard took his little solo flight to urination, the plane had to turn around and go back to the gate and some unlicky cleaning crew had to deal with the. all i can say they should thank their lucky stars it wasn't departfew. sorry. that made me giggle every time i read it. (laughter) departtwo. i know you got it but but-- (giggling). >> sorry. (laughter) sorry this has actually never happened to me. >> stephen: i am shocked! i am shocked at this behavior from the award-winning journalist who stays poised while reporting during a hurricane visiting an earthquake ravaged hellscape fending off rioters in tahrir square, being attacked by a hypogriff and riding his surfboard through space. but we have found anderson cooper's krypton identity. celebrity poop puns. (laughter) well anderson if depart-two tickled your funny bone i'm about to slit your joke-ular vein. may i present hosni poobarak. camilla parker bowels. dame doody sten

tonight we're adding all those naysayers who thought it was strange for gerard depardieu to pea on theeaked that he relieved himself in the cabin in front of all those other passengers, i put him on the ridicu-list. i gave him a 21 pun salute, the 16th of of which is referred to as giggle gate. depardieu, i know you got it, but -- sorry. sorry. this has actually never happened to me. all right. anyway, i got to the bottom of the story once for a for all. on my new daytime talk show -- check your local listings -- i interviewed the academy award nominated urinator. why did you pee on the plane? >> you want to pee, you want to make a pee and you have some -- and i said, please, madam, can i go to the toilet. she blocked the door with her foot, and she said, no, go back to your place. it's hurt me, you know? i'm not sick, i'm not a terrorist. i just want to pee. and she said no. and i have a friend who has a bottle, and i said, i'll take the bottle. so i took the bottle and i say, i have my bottle and i pee. and it was beautiful, you know. >> did it overflow? >> the bottle is way too smal

tonight we're adding all those naysayers who thought it was strange for gerard depardieu to pee on theimself in the cabin in front of all those other passengers, i put him on the ridicu-list. i gave him a 21 pun salute, the 16th of of which is referred to as giggle gate. depardieu, i know you got it, but -- sorry. sorry. this has actually never happened to me. all right. anyway, i got to the bottom of the story once for a for all. on my new daytime talk show -- check your local listings -- i interviewed the academy award nominated urinator. why did you pee on the plane? >> you want to pee, you want to make a pee and you have some -- and i said, please, madam, can i go to the toilet. she blocked the door with her foot, and she said, no, go back to your place. it's hurt me, you know? i'm not sick, i'm not a terrorist. i just want to pee. and she said no. and i have a friend who has a bottle, and i said, i'll take the bottle. so i took the bottle and i say, i have my bottle and i pee. and it was beautiful, you know. >> did it overflow? >> the bottle is way too small. way too small. >> i d