>> we're not putting paul giamatti next to abraham lincoln and john adams. >> paul giamatti won an emmyams! how many emmys did john adams win for being john adams? >> ronny, what the [bleep] are you talking about? john adams was the second president and he didn't even have slaves. early america. no slaves. second president? pretty cool. >> you know else who didn't have slaves? paul "the hottie with the body" giamatti. >> i'm really trying to be unified right now, ronny, but i'm going to kill you. >> why don't you come here and i'll unify my fist with your face? >> desi: guys, guys! fist-fighting over paul giamatti is not what the garden of heroes is all about! >> oh, i'm sorry, i don't want to walk through a garden staring at lincoln's penis. >> ronny, what? why would his penis be out? >> because obviously the statues will be naked! like they are in europe. they all got little baby carrot dicks. it's called culture. >> bro, this is america. our statues have clothes, wear funny-ass hats, and ride horses. >> i can give you hats and horses, but they're nude or i walk. >> desi: excuse me, g