it's the oversight of the gift fund. so, this committee will meet and then make a proposal to the san francisco health commission, the annual budget based on our prior year's expenditures and also anticipated coming year, following year's needs for the residents. the gift fund mentioned committee also meets regularly on the alternate months to review the activities of the fund, the fund balance any new spending requests out of the budget. and we will present that to the laguna honda county consulate outside of the health commission for the approval. so, this generous gift of $500,000 will be used to enhance the general comfort and benefit of laguna honda residents and positively impact their lives for many years. so, i'm now, you know, [speaker not understood] the approval and i can answer any questions that you have. >> thank you. just a quick question. how much do you spend generally every year out of the gift fund? how much do you draw down usually? >> for the past two years, the average expenditure is 180,000, yeah,

customarily, you attend a wedding and you give a gift. the mom said, you the gift to the wedding.ng the gift. send it ahead, deliver it in person before or after the wedding. don't cause that hardship where somebody has to guard the stuff. >> right. >> at the wedding and transfer the stuff to somebody's trunk. >> and pay to ship it back. i like what you said, the present, perhaps, should have been the presence of the loved ones. but this mom, i don't know what the bride herself says, but her mom is, she's not happy. sure it cost a lot of money, too. >> great deal of money. she made that point, too. they made an investment. but i would think my, perhaps my presence there was a present. that's all we can do. always give people the benefit of the doubt. don't count presents. don't ever hold somebody accountable for that. fifth anniversary i don't want them to say, david and linda never gave us a present. we're not going to keep score. >> got to let it go. that's a lesson in etiquette, too. nancy you are wonderful. will you come back. >> sure. >> thank you for being here, and accused

>> because i have a gift for you. a gift on valentine's day. >> if it's an empty box -- it was a [ bleep ]. you gave me a box of [ bleep ]? >> happy valentine's day. how, gross. >> i touched it with my hand! [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: this specific one i said gave her a crappy gift. i did not mean that literally. see, that's a gift you can give your pet for valentine's day. here's some news from the world of dentistry. the song "gangnam style" has been named best song for kids to listen to while brushing their teeth. however, it is the worst song t else. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thank you. a music expert and a dental expert wanted to figure out which song had the best beat for kids to properly brush to. they decided it would be a song that had eight bars of music followed by two sets of four bars, a double chorus and a middle bridging section and it turns out "gangnam style" fits that description perfectly. the "hey sexy lady" part particularly gets kids concentrating. [ laughter ] personally i think most pa

to buy ten and gift it a hundred. what about cash though, that the most popular way to give and the most effective way to give for the charities. >> well, it's the most popular way to give. and charities can use it right away. but charities who can take stock actually really like appreciated securities because you can sell them right away and turn it into cash. >> tom: is that preferred, though, over just the cold hard cash or the credit card contribution? >> well the credit card contribution is good but the credit card company takes a few percent off the top. so if you think you're giving a hundred dollars on-line, you're really giving $97. if you're giving cash, you can give the full amount. but one of the things about appreciated securities is that donors who give appreciated securities often give larger gifts. so charity's like that and it's pretty inexpensive to sell the security. the other nice thing is the donor gets to deduct the full market value of the gift. so if you pay $10 and just a hundred you get to de

those are priceless gifts that we're offering you. but we're offering it from something that is even more priceless, and that's public television. how do you put a value on programming that touches the heart, how do you put a value on programming that enhances your family? how do you put a value on something who's sole intention is to entertain you in a way that has integrity, clarity, and honesty behind it? that's what public television is all about, which is why i am always so proud to be part of public television. do you know, i made my debut on public television in 1998, and i have never, ever looked back. i'm proud to stand here today as much as i was when i stood here back in 1998, and i want to be able to stand here years from now. but the way that that happens is through your support. so we want to support you, we're asking you to support us and do you know what i love about this collection here? the truth of the matter is, if you were to go out and buy this anywhere else if you could you would actually pay far more for it, an

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does any gift last forever? i don't know. maybe we're going to have the end, but money's hard to hold. we're going to have it maybe and bring it on, and they will be singing songs on the trails and it's the real thing with this item gifted today. it's coke and budget. >> thank you, next speaker, please. >> good morning, thank you. i'm robert bakewell an enrichment resident who lives right next to this area of the oak woodlands and we have been working on this area for a long time and i'm also co-founder of the friends of the oak woodlands park, whh

you can even put a gift inside of it. >> gift within a gift. >> yes. >> and you can make pillows. >>illow. >> can't get enough. >> on the bed, 30, 40 pillows. >> 20 pillows. >> that would be terrific. >> go over there, al. sit on that chair. >> yeah. >> they have this nice linen that goes into your ink jet printer. >> it goes right on the pillow? >> yes. we soed it into a very simple pillow. >> who are these people? >> friends and family. >> do they even know they're on a pillow? >> probably not. >> thank you very much. >> willie is really into the project. >> you just need to do 100 more of those. >> jodi levine, thank you so much. great ideas for all of us. thanks. >>> coming up next, the country's best children's hospitals right after this. [ female announcer ] this year, i have a lot more than one valentine. one, for making my perfect cup of coffee. one for being the perfect neighbor. and one for no reason at all. ♪ waiting for your wrinkle cream to work? clinically proven neutrogena® rapid wrinkle repair. it targets fine lines and wrinkles with the fastest retinol formula availa

>> well, it's a gift of god. we all have our gifts, tom. we are just on a lower level; right? >> yeah. >> he has this amazing human gift. because he is such a christian man, loves our lord, has given his life to our lord, it shows his humanity. >> don't you think -- we have to take a break. but i really think it was generous of him to let us know him through his brother. those personal moments and all those kind of things. we have to sneak away. wonderful man, great priest and friend to the pope. we're coming back. >> we're back on mosaic. and gratefully we have father joseph who studied under and continues to know pope benedict xvi always but especially now because his final day will be soon and he will be going into retirement. he will still be alive. who is going to do his exit interview? every pope until now has had his face-to-face with the lord. >> he wasn't prepared for that. but it's interesting, there has been as you know resignations in the past but none for this reason. none for frailty and old age. i think it's an act of humility. he's a server to the church as wel

. >> things, gifts, just don't forget.oing to giver you a little lead time. >> there's cool plans. of course there's miniature roses and roses that are great but these are alternatives. these are maybe not as pricey. but feel that leaf. the leaf and the flower assist velvety. these take the same type of care as african vilets. >> are they -- they need that indirect light. >> yes. this is anthurium also called flamingo flowers. the flowers are sort of heart shaped anyway but they bloom on and on. >> it's bigger and reder. they also flow blooms. >> yes. and they can take down to low light so if you're taking them from a greenhouse just take them in stages. >> so they have that durability of fill den drun. >> yes. very similar to that. again, this is one of your favorite flowers. primroses are great. >> you like the contrast of these. these are cycleman? >> yes. these are great for a cool house. i keep it at low s -- low light. beautiful colors. i love the white ones just for the pure whiteness of it. it's really pretty. >> a

you can give them as gifts. print them out.se, a portion of it will go to the american cancer society. >> oh, great. >> this is really, really nice. so the retail, you spend $300 is what you get. the deal is $40. >> wow! >> $300 worth. 87% off. this is a great deal. one per customer. know that when you go on. this is major. sunny is eyeing this one. >> oh, yeah. okay. >> over here now, this is another major deal. this is a first for us, too. great delonghi espresso maker. >> retail $250. number one brand in the world for espresso maker. single serve system, cappuccino, ice drink, lattes. you see the 12 little pods down there. retail is $250. the deal is $75. that's 70% off. this is great for entertaining and also if you don't want to make a full pot if it's just you. everybody can sort of pick their flavor. i like the way it looks. >> up in my office, this would be great. little espresso, cappuccino. >> last, but not least little beautiful monogrammed necklaces. >> i love how beautiful these are. >> by golden thread. >> persona

does any gift last forever? i don't know. maybe we're going to have the end, but money's hard to hold. we're going to have it maybe and bring it on, and they will be singing songs on the trails and it's the real thing with this item gifted today. it's coke and budget. >> thank you, next speaker, please. >> good morning, thank you. i'm robert bakewell an enrichment resident who lives right next to this area of the oak woodlands and we have been working on this area for a long time and i'm also co-founder of the friends of the oak woodlands park, which is a park partner sponsored by park s alliance. we support the resolution for the acceptance of these funds and the community of support from east golden gate park neighbors are stewardship volunteers and park partnership group collaborating in the revitalization of the park. two events organized by parks alliance and recreation and park department generated over 300 days of labor in contribution for the initial phases of this oak woodlands multi-use nature trail. it was very suc

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if perfect valentine's gift for deep pockets. jewels anyone?on the money" begins now. >> announcer: this is america's number one financial news program. "on the money." now, mario bartiromo. >> here's a look at the news as we head into a new week on the money. it is the u.s. government versus standard & poor's. the most aggressive move yet to hold accountable a company at the center of the financial melt down of 2008. the $5 billion civil suit charges s&p intended to defraud investors by giving securities created from subprime loans aaa ratings they didn't deserve. the attorney says not so fast. >> the government has to show in this case not that a lot of people lost money because of the investments. government has to show the s&p literally disbelieved its ratings. >> meanwhile it was a choppy week for the markets. the dow with the worst day of the year monday falling triple digits and getting most of it back on tuesday. market residence bounded later in the week. what's next? >> i think we'll have a correction. the market started with investor

a new survey finds americans will spend $18.6 billion on valentine's day gifts this year. breaks down the findings including who spends more, men or women. >> reporter: retailers anticipate americans will spend more on their it sweethearts but they will be caution. >> they want to stay on budget but still want to find something special. >> reporter: the retail federation finds shoppers will spend about $131 on valentine's day gifts, up about $5 from last year. $1.6billion will be spent on candy, 1.9 billion on flowers, and 4.4 billion on jewelry. it'll be more budget than bring. >> they may buy silver instead of gold or gemstones instead of diamonds, it's still a popular valentine's day gift and i think we will see that this year. >> reporter: they say spending time is more important than spending money. >> i think it's really important in that economy to not spend a crazy amount of money on valentine's day and just focus on spending it together and -- having quality time. >> reporter: one financially saavy option for couples, forego pricey presents and put it toward a sha

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group of tech riders came up with a list that is called lazy cupid gift guide.tle thinking ahead. >> don't tell anybody he's surprising with a valentine's gift. he's making a flip book showing son and daughter during a playful moment. >> my daughter gave max a kiss on the head. his reaction is turn around and punch her. >> he is using a flip book kit. it is one of hundreds of online services that allows to you create a personalized gift and produce it fast. >> that is adam rogers. >> you don't have to think of this stuff before christmas. you can say let me type this. >> wired gives options. stitcha gram sews photos into a pillow. a chocolate bar dotted with foods from bacon to fruity pebbles. then, there is flip book kit. this takes a video cutting it into 24 frames to make flip book. like this one. he spent hours on this, hardly a lazy cupid. >> there is more effort than ordering flowers. >> if you're watching this about it, not until after valentine's day. >> now, if you're more inclined to order a cousin roses for value len tin you're in luck. tonight at he

. >>> and last minute gift ideas.re going on our friday field trip. matt and savannah will be there tomorrow, partly cloudy, bruisezbruise -- breezy, milder, a chilly one in the northwest, arctic express comes into the plains. on saturday, more cold air making its way to the northeast and the clipper with lake-effect snow showers and down into texas, sunday-sunday we have more snow in the plains, mountain snows in the pacific sunny and mild and southwest, texas, cool but >> good morning. there could be some icy spots to start today. it should be a pretty nice valentine's day. high temperature >> that's your latest weather. >> al, thank you. every romance novel has been a best-seller and nicho nicholas has one. i think the best this is crying material. always embarrassing when i'm at the beach or plane and full out sobbing. >> i actually sat next to a woman on a plane once and she was reading my book and crying and crying. i finally said, did you like it? she said it was great. i said, would you like me to sign it? she

what is the best valentine's day gift you have ever given or received? you can share your response on wbaltv.com, on our facebook page, or send us an e-mail to watercooler@wbaltv.com. more retailers are marketing lingerie to teens. jane king has the bloomberg business report. good morning. >> hi, stan. the postal service decision to halt saturday delivery is getting more complicated. congress needs to agree to the decision. all but five of the democrats and independents received campaign donations from the postal union. the unions would lose most of the estimated 22,000 jobs if inurday delivery should anend august. stock futures are setting up for a lower start on wall street today. we did end mixed yesterday. rising stocks last year likely gave a boost to your 401(k). the average balance rising 12% from a year earlier. shopping for lingerie, you may notice more pieces on the racks aimed at teens. l underwear on racks. at the new york stock exchange, i'm jane king, bloomberg news, for wbal-tv 11 news. >> now weather and traffic together on the 1's. >> we

yes, and what a lovely gift.t how bizarre that he's also put on there, "with kind regards," when it is a romantic gift of giving this beautiful necklace. yes. it's from the art nouveau period, which dates from 1890 to 1910. it's set with moonstones and made of gold, solid gold. beautiful piece showing all the right qualities of an art nouveau piece of jewelry. it's extremely well-made. it's got lovely sinuous lines to it, beautiful natural elements as well in the floral motifs. the moonstones, i think, are the most romantic stones that you can have, because they have a lovely shimmer to them. now, when you look very closely at the piece, you can see that it did have some enamel on it, and it's not signed, which is a real shame. this, because of having the enamel on as well, could well be by an extremely good maker, but without a signature and without having more information about it, it's difficult to know. so do you wear it? my daughter has it now, and she wears it occasionally, yes. excellent. well, if it came

we'll have more on the man of his gift and the organization we gotta sell the car. where would we even start? get the car. hi howard. get in. hi, good to see you. start with an actual written offer when selling your car, no strings attached. carmax. start here. >>> the family matters of greater washington that has been helping people with no other place to turn and in their history of the first, comes with the other big one that could secure their ability here to serve for another 100 years. from the section here to improve life in the community to their hand in crafting social security and starting the first program here for the parents. then it has meant the social challenges. they survived the great depression, but the current ceo, they wonder if a new economic shakedown would put that services here, improving the human condition on life support. >> and it has been incredibly difficult. >> reporter: in recent weeks they learned about a gift that would help them meet their challenge. and the long-time donor, they died at the age of 100, but not before taking a ste

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. >> gifts? >> no. >> we have everything you need to wrap up valentine's day plans. good morning i'm tony perkins. >> and i'm allison seymour. happy you are with us this morning. >> now, before we get to the weather, we want to update breaking news this morning concerning metro. riders on the green and yellow line should expect major delays after a person was hit by a train at the gallery place station. happened shortly after 8:00 this morning. trains are singing tracking between archives and metro square. >> riders coming in from virginia should consider taking the blue line. let's head downstairs to tucker barnes. >> got storminess moving in today. it will arrive in the form of rain showers this afternoon. and we will see a gradual transition for parts of the area north and west of town to snow. might be light accumulations tonight and early tomorrow morning. you can see out to the west snow flying in cincinnati. a lot of rain showers in eastern kentucky pushing into west virginia. air area of low pressure is going to develop and move to our south. and typical wint

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it was ed koch's asked gift to -- last gift to me. you pick up a whole day when you come back from japan. in our days, every day counts. [laughter]so, thank you, mayor. i come here to speak for myself and also for hillary, who loved him very much and was grateful for his endorsement in every race she ran. after she became a senator, he said, you know, i was for you. new yorkers, we come from everywhere and not everyone can be lucky like me. but you have got to get better at this. every holiday season four years, he organized a lunch. ed koch, hillary, and -- i have yet to receive a full report on any of those lunches, but it was so typically ed. you know, we were told not to speak long. this is not my speech. these are the letters i got from ed koch when i was president. [laughter] i thought i would tell you about them. he really weighed in on what i was trying to pass a farm bill in 1995. he supported more police on the street and a ban on assault weapons. but there was a whole another section of that bill that provided more funds fo

the whole gifting thing -- people were sharing things. it would have been in bad taste to sell things. one year, firewood. they desperately want offsite to do it. we did not think it was evil, but we just thought it was tacky. and we stayed true to that sort of thing. it would be too much to expect, we are going to make it not commercial. that is how people are going to bond to our brand. not even rupert murdoch would come up with that. we just did that because it is what made us feel good. now we are thinking, with the burning man project -- it is interesting. my partners and i are thinking beyond our lifetimes. it is a bit of a legacy project. which is really interesting, an interesting exercise. that makes you feel differently about the present. so what would make something that durable? what would keep it alive that long? we have been alive and have grown for a quarter-century. it may not be hard to imagine an entire century at all. now we are found in an institution that will house and generate culture, and function as a community. w

we just said, everything is a gift in our city. you cannot buy or sell anything. there is no advertising. you are not surrounded by this nattering pandemonium of commercial messages, which is so relentless. and lo and behold, we discovered, had a certain point in a community, when everyone is giving, -- people began to have experiences that were revelatory. they began to feel like they were in touch with that unconditional reality, which perhaps in their youth they identified as their life's goal. it creates a world in which -- just saturated with meaningful encounter. and it seems to have been contagious because people have now left our event and they have left our world and they continued to do activities. they did not go to a festival and say their appetite. they came back and tried to change their world. that is why we are starting this burning man project. we think there is a law that we can do together. try it sometime. try living for eight days without buying, selling, listening to an ad, and tell yourself, disco to give things to people. see what that is l

melissa: a lot of the gifts, right?r of american airlines and us airways on track to become the world's largest airline with a market value of a whopping 11 ball billion. company executives say they will save a billion dollars a year by 2015. they say this is good news for everyone. listen to what ceo doug harper tells neil cavuto in an interview airing tonight at 8:00 p.m.. >> this merger is great for consumers. 900 routes served, 12 which have overlap. this is merger where we put together two airlines and fly to more places for more people. melissa: so joining us in a fox business exclusive, talk about the pros and cons, is shirley tafoya, president of travel zoo north america. what do you think about this? how does it shake out? first of all, react to what you heard. how does it shake out for businesses? what are the pros? >> the pros is, just overall the industry was just bound for a correction. it really needed to get healthier and airlines needed to get healthier. so overall for the businesses it is great. they wi

and i just wanted to say that these sorts of gifts along with the volunteer efforts happening at oak woodlands and other trail projects around the city are extremely significant because they allow the department to stretch its public trails funding to improve a wider network of trails through san francisco, including elsewhere in golden gate and other regional parks, like mcclaren. this is particularly important to the department, trails were identified as the most desired park amenity by san franciscans in the 2004 recreational assessment n. summary this grant will support two programs and help the department fulfill its mission of providing enriching activities and caring for our parks. thank you very much. i would be happy to answer questions. >> thank you.

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