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. >> gina davis is a real man's man. >> chloe moretz or whatever her stupid name is looked like my [mute]. seriously, she is not decent looking whatsoever. you must have a really bleached [mute]. >> [mute] off, chris pratt. >> i hate scott foley. he's tv poison for one thing and he's a [mute] creep with a raper face. >> michael chick lis looks like a skroet um. >> ted danson sucks donkey balls. he's right. >> john stay mows has a gross belly button. shut the [mute] up. i don't have that. he's right. >> i hope you all have a great weekend, except you, lisa kudrow. [mute] you. >> if an alien landed here and demanded a famous person to eat, i'd drive straight to adam sandler's house with a net. [mute]. >> jimmy: tonight on the show we have music from jesse j. with 2 chainz. tom verica from "how to get away with murder" is here. this week in unnecessary censorship is still to come. and we'll be right back with one direction. stick around. [car revving] [car revving] ♪ ♪ [car revving] introducing the first ever 306 horsepower lexus rc coupe. once driven, there's no going back. for over 150 ye

tomorrow night, gina davis will be here, nelly will join us and we'll have music from cobra starship. she plays claire dunphy on "modern family" which you can see wednesday nights at 9:00 here on abc. please say hello to julie bowen. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. how are you doing? [ cheers and applause ] >> i love your audience. your audience is always, like, 5% drunker than your average audience and i love that. it makes me feel so much better. >> jimmy: well, when you come out dressed like this, you can expect some excitement. [ cheers and applause ] >> apparently we were going to do a different bit this season that made reference to your child, i was told -- i was going to be diapered. >> jimmy: i tricked you into wearing short shorts. you look fantastic. it's going to take all of my concentration. i'm going to try to pretend to be a gentleman tonight. >> be a gentleman. >> jimmy: no, i'm not going to be. >> just imagine this birthed three and you'll go -- >> jimmy: you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i saw the commercial during the cmas. >> really? i