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fiscal year 2012 request is $4,738,000,000,000 in the riss budget authority because of the fha and ginnie mae received a cost of the taxpayer for the budget is only 41.7 billion. this is consistent with the president's proposal to bring non-security discretionary spending to the lowest share of the economy since president eisenhower. the second principle we use to develop the budget is to protect current residents and improve the crow programs that serve them. will the median income of american households today is over $50,000 for households who live in the assisted housing its $10,200 per year. and more than half our elderly or disabled. at the same time, having seen from 2007 to 2009 the largest increase in the history of the hud's worst case housing survey it's clear the recession hit these families hard. that's why the 80% of the proposed budget keeps the residents in their homes and provides basic opportunities to public housing while also continuing to serve the most vulnerable populations through the homeless programs. because the cost of serving the same families grows each year,

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guest: what i want more than anything, this is my legacy, i dedicated the book after clarence thomas, ginnythomas came up to me and i've told this story more times, i told it to everybody. i was at an event in washington and i didn't know who attacked me on the shoulder she told me who she was and i couldn't deal with -- its huge. you have no idea what that man meant to me, you know, what he had when he went through that. and i've gone through the and she said i wanted to bring black people back to slavery on national tv aired not one journalist challenged her on that when this is my life's most important thing is to do something that no stupid white person would ever think to do and that's stand up to jesse jackson and al sharpton and say enough and to stand up to these people who prey upon people in need, people like the ann jones. i can't think of anything more cynical of the world and what dan jones has done with his education. this guy graduated from yale and what did he do? went to the inner city in oakland california to teach the people in need how to fish. no, he organized around th

i am going to get an angry voice mail from ginny thomas this year.the beginning of your term. at the beginning of your term, -- not everyone is leaving. by this time next year, it would just be you and joe biden tried to find toner for the copy machine. now your reelection campaign has begun. i bet it is our game back in campaign mode. you know who's really getting it? will i. am. he is writing the words that rhyme with "debt ceiling." [laughter] the heritage foundation projected that someone would get a standing ovation. you should not trust those guys. mr. president, you still have the first lady. if you still have joe biden. what can i say about joe biden that has not already been said incorrectly by joe biden? [laughter] i imagine having joe biden as vice president is like having -- is like taking your blue-collar data to a fancy restaurant. he is more comfortable at the olive garden. you're always tended to lean over to the winter ends say -- the president and jo bonner that were not invited to the royal wedding. when weidenfeld al, he said to t

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fiscal year 2012 request is $4,738,000,000,000 in the riss budget authority because of the fha and ginnie mae received a cost of the taxpayer for the budget is only 41.7 billion. this is consistent with the president's proposal to bring non-security discretionary spending to the lowest share of the economy since president eisenhower. the second principle we use to develop the budget is to protect current residents and improve the crow programs that serve them. will the median income of american households today is over $50,000 for households who live in the assisted housing its $10,200 per year. and more than half our elderly or disabled. at the same time, having seen from 2007 to 2009 the largest increase in the history of the hud's worst case housing survey it's clear the recession hit these families hard. that's why the 80% of the proposed budget keeps the residents in their homes and provides basic opportunities to public housing while also continuing to serve the most vulnerable populations through the homeless programs. because the cost of serving the same families grows each year,