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. >> i have in my box a giraffe. >> jimmy: giraffe. >> wearing three doughnuts. around its neck. >> jimmy: all right. a giraffe. >> mm-hmm. [ cockney accent ] >> jimmy: free doughnuts. [ laughter ] >> free doughnuts. 'at's right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a giraffe. he's got one cinnamon. [ light laughter ] >> yeah. a giraffe with doughnuts 'round his neck. >> jimmy: a giraffe with doughnuts on his head. one, two, three of them. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: you're telling the truth. >> bitch. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: what did you just call me? unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] adele is performing a brand new song after the break. stick around, everybody! what is this? that is my diary, for my feelings. i don't want your feelings skinny, i want a million dollars. my money is in the bank fool. i'm not a fool, i'm a smart lady with a lot of good plans. oh, you wanted a million dollars? what are you doing here? you're supposed to be in the getaway car. why don't we just go to old navy, they're giving away a million dollars on thanksgiving. a million dollars? some
. >> i have in my box a giraffe. >> jimmy: giraffe. >> wearing three doughnuts. around its neck. >> jimmy: all right. a giraffe. >> mm-hmm. [ cockney accent ] >> jimmy: free doughnuts. [ laughter ] >> free doughnuts. 'at's right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a giraffe. he's got one cinnamon. [ light laughter ] >> yeah. a giraffe with doughnuts 'round his neck. >> jimmy: a giraffe with doughnuts on his head. one, two, three of them. >>...
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a giraffe with doughnuts 'round his neck. >> jimmy: a giraffe with doughnuts on his head.ter ] ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: what did you just call me? unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] adele is performing a brand new song after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what is this? that is my diary, for my feelings. i don't want your feelings skinny, i want a million dollars. my money is in the bank fool. i'm not a fool, i'm a smart lady with a lot of good plans. oh, you wanted a million dollars? what are you doing here? you're supposed to be in the getaway car. why don't we just go to old navy, they're giving away a million dollars on thanksgiving. a million dollars? someone in line when stores open on thanksgiving will win a million dollars and everything's 50% off thursday and friday! why would they do that? let me just ask you a question, have you known about this the whole time? like, a fortnight. what is a fortnight? it's two weeks. what is wrong with you? why didn't you tell me this earlier? i thought we were gonna meet snoop. hi! what are you t
a giraffe with doughnuts 'round his neck. >> jimmy: a giraffe with doughnuts on his head.ter ] ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: what did you just call me? unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] adele is performing a brand new song after the break. stick around, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what is this? that is my diary, for my feelings. i don't want your feelings skinny, i want a million dollars. my money is in the bank fool. i'm not a fool, i'm a smart lady with a lot of good...
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like the giraffe with the giraffe. >> wear the giraffe pants with the giraffe shirt. and you'll match. in jimmy: they should make those for adults. >> i need them. actually, here's tonight. this is jimmy fallon, the jimmy fallon appearance. >> jimmy: right. [ audience aws ] that's what you should wear. >> that's what i'm wearing. >> jimmy: so you're wearing-- says you have the suit, keep jacket buttoned on entrance, keep jacket butoned on entrance but unbutton when sitting. hey, you did that. hey, well done. [ cheers and applause ] he tells you exactly what to do? 2 boot-- black lace-ups. tuck laces and double knot. you remember how i taught you, right? [ laughter ] that's what it says on the bottom. you remember how i taught you, right? [ light laughter ] are you a baby? you're like a little baby, "yeah, i tie my shoes." >> two bunny ears. >> jimmy: well, i found something because i -- we were talking about shiogh. this is a magazine called teen talk, which is basically coming back, whatever that magazine is. teen talk. you were in teen talk, 1985. you're imiteen t k
like the giraffe with the giraffe. >> wear the giraffe pants with the giraffe shirt. and you'll match. in jimmy: they should make those for adults. >> i need them. actually, here's tonight. this is jimmy fallon, the jimmy fallon appearance. >> jimmy: right. [ audience aws ] that's what you should wear. >> that's what i'm wearing. >> jimmy: so you're wearing-- says you have the suit, keep jacket buttoned on entrance, keep jacket butoned on entrance but unbutton when...
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. >> this is my giraffes over here. >> jimmy: you have giraffes and everything. >> yeah. i got more than michael jackson. how many michael jackson got? >> guillermo: he has two. >> jimmy: michael jackson had two giraffes. >> how many do i have? ? you've got like six. >> and we're making more. >> guillermo: you're making more? >> jimmy: how do you do that? >> i put bottles of wine all around the trees and play some music. >> jimmy: what do you play? >> marvin gaye. they love marvin gaye. "let's get it on." >> j jimmy: "l's get it on." i been rlly trying babyy trying to hold back this feeling for so long you hear that? >> jimmy: it's working. if you feel like i feel baby come on oh come on whoo let's get it on >> they need some privacy. i think we should -- >> jimmy: yeah. i think you're right. >> guillermo: let's go. let's get ion oh baby let's get it on let'so baby let's get it on [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: thank you, tracy morgan. thanks to the people, the animals at the bronx zoo. tonight on the show, our second we'll be right back with jay z! there's more than one
. >> this is my giraffes over here. >> jimmy: you have giraffes and everything. >> yeah. i got more than michael jackson. how many michael jackson got? >> guillermo: he has two. >> jimmy: michael jackson had two giraffes. >> how many do i have? ? you've got like six. >> and we're making more. >> guillermo: you're making more? >> jimmy: how do you do that? >> i put bottles of wine all around the trees and play some music. >>...
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no, i'm not buying a giraffe. but you can use your phone to feed one. am i giving you your dinner? while most transactions here are still in cash, m-pesa is used by 90% of the adults. this technology was invented in england. but it's here in kenya where innovation using m-pesa is taking off. we visiting the i-hub in nairobi where local technology startups are inventing new ways to use mobile money. >> that mobile money system acts as a terrific platform, which a lot of other innovations has used as a springboard. the new phrase around town is the silicon savannah. >> reporter: the silicon savannah? >> yes. you have the silicon valley. here you have the silicon savannah. >> reporter: tuesday with m-pesa, they can get their salaries directly sent to their phones and they can earn interest on their cell phones. we went mary, a dairy farmer who sells milk in m-pesa, pays her farm hands with it, and even got a loan the buy more cows in m-pesa. just a couple of buttons and you buy a new cow? >> yeah. >> reporter: actually, mary was able to buy two new cows and got a much better rate than
no, i'm not buying a giraffe. but you can use your phone to feed one. am i giving you your dinner? while most transactions here are still in cash, m-pesa is used by 90% of the adults. this technology was invented in england. but it's here in kenya where innovation using m-pesa is taking off. we visiting the i-hub in nairobi where local technology startups are inventing new ways to use mobile money. >> that mobile money system acts as a terrific platform, which a lot of other innovations...
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. >> this giraffe is pretty chilled when it's in the pool. we got this from viral video uk. as soon as j.j. witt, the owner of the lodge in namibia gives it some food, okay, i'll come out. watch the ankles on this thing when it steps up. >> oh, wow! >> it almost knew that it was going to slip. >> mm-hmm. >> if it put its hooves down. so it decided i'm just going to use my little ankles. >> and that makes me think when the humans aren't around, they've been in that pool before, ma >>> some guys head to the falls, but they're not just taking in the scenery. >> they're there to jump. >> what happens when they take the plunge. >> oh! >>> and living proof that -- >> other animals use us as a host. >> see what the dogs have >> oh! it's huger tha it's huger than i thought it was going to be. this little guy is about to make his first deposit. we'd like to open a savings thanks to mom and dad and driving bonus check from allstate. oh. look at this. safe driving bonus. are you a safe driver? lucky little fella. only allstate gives you two safe driving bonus checks a year for driving
. >> this giraffe is pretty chilled when it's in the pool. we got this from viral video uk. as soon as j.j. witt, the owner of the lodge in namibia gives it some food, okay, i'll come out. watch the ankles on this thing when it steps up. >> oh, wow! >> it almost knew that it was going to slip. >> mm-hmm. >> if it put its hooves down. so it decided i'm just going to use my little ankles. >> and that makes me think when the humans aren't around, they've been in...
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that giraffe, raffe in every shot. >> it was a lovy. she wants to go to bed with it. when she is six she wants -- it's look her friend. >> jen says this friend has been mckenzie has their her skon stand through their many moves, and during nick's deployments. >> he is gone. she still has the one thing. >> had this one thing. >> it got lost. sorry. during their recent move. >> raffe is her life line. >> one thing she has at all times. >> i understand. but to some, this can seem >> this might seem like much adieu about nothing. a very big deal. >> where are you, raffy. >> this home video shows she lost her right before moving to pennsylvania. her parents assumed he was in a box some where. for 11 days mckenzie had to live without her soul mate. finally end of the unpacking. >> jen found it. cut open the box. let me record this. >> we have to get this. >> they toeltd mckenzie to get a >> they hid raffe in the fridge and they told mckenzie to get a drink. she was delighted to be reunited. but in this moment, mckenzie made another, more surprising discovery. that a strange
that giraffe, raffe in every shot. >> it was a lovy. she wants to go to bed with it. when she is six she wants -- it's look her friend. >> jen says this friend has been mckenzie has their her skon stand through their many moves, and during nick's deployments. >> he is gone. she still has the one thing. >> had this one thing. >> it got lost. sorry. during their recent move. >> raffe is her life line. >> one thing she has at all times. >> i...
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that giraffe, raffe in every >> it was a lovy. she wants to go to bed with it. when she is six she wants -- it's look her friend. >> jen says this friend has been mckenzie has their her skon stand through their many moves, and during nick's deployments. >> he is gone. she still has the one thing. >> had this one thing. >> it got lost. sorry. during their recent move. >> raffe is her life line. >> one thing she has at all times. >> i understand. but to some, this can seem >> this might seem like much adieu about nothing. but losing a lovy can feel like a very big deal. >> where are you, raffy. >> this home video shows she lost her right before moving to pennsylvania. her parents assumed he was in a box some where. for 11 days mckenzie had to live without her soul mate. finally end of the unpacking. >> jen found it. cut open the box. let me record this. >> we have to get this. >> they toeltd mckenzie to get a >> they hid raffe in the fridge and they told mckenzie to get a drink. she was delighted to be reunited. but in this moment, mckenzie made another, more surp
that giraffe, raffe in every >> it was a lovy. she wants to go to bed with it. when she is six she wants -- it's look her friend. >> jen says this friend has been mckenzie has their her skon stand through their many moves, and during nick's deployments. >> he is gone. she still has the one thing. >> had this one thing. >> it got lost. sorry. during their recent move. >> raffe is her life line. >> one thing she has at all times. >> i understand....
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three, and if you look closely at pictures of her over the years, you'll notice something-- that giraffe, which she calls raffy, is in almost every shot. >> they call it a lovey. she wants to go to bed with it. it's like her friend. the way that she acts with it, it's like it's her friend. >> reporter: jen says this friend has been mckenzie's constant through their many moves and has been especially comforting during nick's deployments. >> when he's gone for weeks and months at a time she still has this one thing. >> reporter: and this one thing. >> sorry. >> reporter: it got lost during their most recent move. >> raffy is her lived line. >> it's one of the only things she has all the time. >> reporter: i understand. to some this may seem like much ado about nothing, but losing a lovey can feel like a very big deal. >> raffy, where are you, receive affy. >> reporter: mckenzie first noticed raffy was moving right before their move to pennsylvania. >> i want to take him to pennsylvania. >> reporter: her parents assumed he was in a box somewhere but for 11 long days macepsy had to live with
three, and if you look closely at pictures of her over the years, you'll notice something-- that giraffe, which she calls raffy, is in almost every shot. >> they call it a lovey. she wants to go to bed with it. it's like her friend. the way that she acts with it, it's like it's her friend. >> reporter: jen says this friend has been mckenzie's constant through their many moves and has been especially comforting during nick's deployments. >> when he's gone for weeks and months...
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of that giraffe killing. they put it on their recruiting poster. this recent video says, terrorism is in my nation and we do it for tourism. therefore, come and help us in jihad, it is a poster, killing of wildlife. lling elephants is great for them going after organizations. but we must call out as this legislation does, corrupt government officials that give a wimping and nod for allowing poaching of rhinos, elephants and others. this isn't a wildlife problem but a national security. this bill will give our law enforcement the authority it needs to be able to go after criminals and terrorists and help foreign government to save rhinos and elephants from extincton. mr. royce: israel the gentleman an additional minute. mr. poe: if we don't stop wildlife trafficking by terrorist groups, organized criminal activities, the only places our kids and grandkids are going to see them at the zoo or a disney cartoon. and that's just the way it is. i yield back. the speaker pro tempore: the gentleman from new york is recognized. mr. engel: if there are no oth
of that giraffe killing. they put it on their recruiting poster. this recent video says, terrorism is in my nation and we do it for tourism. therefore, come and help us in jihad, it is a poster, killing of wildlife. lling elephants is great for them going after organizations. but we must call out as this legislation does, corrupt government officials that give a wimping and nod for allowing poaching of rhinos, elephants and others. this isn't a wildlife problem but a national security. this...
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no, i'm not buying a giraffe. but you can use your phone to feed one. while most transactions here are still in cash, m-paca is used by 90% of the adults. england. but it's here in kenya where innovation using m-pesa is taking off. we visiting the i-hub in nairobi are technologystartups are money. >> that mobile money system acts as a terrific platform, which a lot of other innovations has used as a springboard. the new phrase around town is the silicon savannah. >> reporter: the silicon valley? >> yes. you have the silicon valley. >> reporter: tuesday with m-pesa, they can get theirsal ris directly sent to their phones and they can earn interest on their cell phones. we went mary, a dairy farmer who sells milk in m-pesasa pays her farm hands with it, and even got a loan to buy more cars in m-pesa. actually, mary was able to buy two new cows and a much better rate than she would have at a bank. since the transaction was by phone, there was hardly any overhead. it sounds like you're rapidly increasing your business. >> yes. >> reporter: business is zbhoo
no, i'm not buying a giraffe. but you can use your phone to feed one. while most transactions here are still in cash, m-paca is used by 90% of the adults. england. but it's here in kenya where innovation using m-pesa is taking off. we visiting the i-hub in nairobi are technologystartups are money. >> that mobile money system acts as a terrific platform, which a lot of other innovations has used as a springboard. the new phrase around town is the silicon savannah. >> reporter: the...
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no, i'm not buying a giraffe. but you can use your phone to feed one. while most transactions here are still in cash, m-paca is used by this technology was invented in england. but it's here in kenya where innovation using m-pesa is taking off. we visiting the i-hub in nairobi are technology startups are inventing new ways to use mobile money. >> that mobile money system acts as a terrific platform, which a lot of other innovations has used as a springboard. the new phrase around town is the silicon savannah. >> reporter: the silicon valley? >> yes. you have the silicon valley. >> reporter: tuesday with m-pesa, they can get theirsal ris directly sent to their phones and they can earn interest on their cell phones. we went mary, a dairy farmer who sells milk in m-pesa, pays her a loan to buy more cars in m-pesa. actually, mary was able to buy two new cows and a much better rate than she would have at a bank. since the transaction was by phone, there was hardly any overhead. so it sounds like you're rapidly increasing your business. >> yes. >> reporter: b
no, i'm not buying a giraffe. but you can use your phone to feed one. while most transactions here are still in cash, m-paca is used by this technology was invented in england. but it's here in kenya where innovation using m-pesa is taking off. we visiting the i-hub in nairobi are technology startups are inventing new ways to use mobile money. >> that mobile money system acts as a terrific platform, which a lot of other innovations has used as a springboard. the new phrase around town is...
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>> stahl: my shopping ended with no, i'm not buying a giraffe. but you can use your phone to feed one. am i giving you your dinner? while most transactions here are still in cash, m-pesa is used by over 19 million kenyans, or 90% of the adults, from the well- heeled to the shoe shiner. this technology was actually invented in england, but it is here in kenya where innovation using m-pesa is taking off. we visited the i-hub in nairobi, where local technology startups are inventing new ways to use mobile money. >> collymore: and that mobile money system now acts as a terrific platform which a lot of other innovations has... has used as a springboard. and the new phrase around town is the "silicon savannah." >> stahl: the silicon savannah? >> collymore: yeah, you have the silicon valley, and here it's the silicon savannah. >> stahl: today with m-pesa, kenyans can get their salaries sent directly to their cell phones, and they can open a savings account and earn interest on their cell phones. you're going to push m-pesa. we met mary tonkei, a maasai
>> stahl: my shopping ended with no, i'm not buying a giraffe. but you can use your phone to feed one. am i giving you your dinner? while most transactions here are still in cash, m-pesa is used by over 19 million kenyans, or 90% of the adults, from the well- heeled to the shoe shiner. this technology was actually invented in england, but it is here in kenya where innovation using m-pesa is taking off. we visited the i-hub in nairobi, where local technology startups are inventing new ways...
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maybe the giraffe has a longer neck and allows them to reach higher leaves and e them so the individual with the highest fitness -- in particular you crossover using reduction that genes of the two successful individuals. then there is also the evolution that happens because the dna turns out to be good or mutations that happen. so after that happened you have a new generation of genomes and the process repeats again. over time amazingly this process takes you from anna nepa to a human being. the evolutionary so they have done is they implement this on the computer. the it's just bits because it's on the computer so it's dna but otherwise the process is in some ways similar. they have been able to do quite amazing thing so for example they been able to invent new circuits to do radio reception to invent a radio or to invent a low pass filter. these circuits often work better than the circuits designed by human inventors and impact they have made patents for the circuits. they were able to make a patent about intention. the more advanced type of genetic algorithm is what is called geneti
maybe the giraffe has a longer neck and allows them to reach higher leaves and e them so the individual with the highest fitness -- in particular you crossover using reduction that genes of the two successful individuals. then there is also the evolution that happens because the dna turns out to be good or mutations that happen. so after that happened you have a new generation of genomes and the process repeats again. over time amazingly this process takes you from anna nepa to a human being....
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that giraffe which she calls raffe is in almost every shot. >> she wants to go to bed with it's her friend. way that she acts, it's her friend. >> jen says this friend has been mckenzy's constant through their many moves has been he is specialsly comforting during nick's deployments. >> when he's go for weeks and months at a time she still has this one thing. >> and? one thing. it got lost during their most recent move. >> raffe is her lifeline. >> one of the things that she >> i understand, to some this may seem like much adue about nothing. but cruising a lovey like feeling like a very big deal. >> where are you raffe. >> mcconcern see first noticed raffe was missing right before their move from washington state to pennsylvania. >> i want to take him to pennsylvania. >> her parents assumed he was in a box somewhere. but for 11 long days mckenzy had to live without her soul mate until finally at the very end of the their unpacking. >> as soon as jen found it she cut open the box, let me record this. we have to get this. >> they hid raffe in the refrigerator. she was delighted to be reunit
that giraffe which she calls raffe is in almost every shot. >> she wants to go to bed with it's her friend. way that she acts, it's her friend. >> jen says this friend has been mckenzy's constant through their many moves has been he is specialsly comforting during nick's deployments. >> when he's go for weeks and months at a time she still has this one thing. >> and? one thing. it got lost during their most recent move. >> raffe is her lifeline. >> one of the...
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at the same latitude as boston, we know this was a land with game like elephant, giraffe, and rhinocerosredators like sabre-tooth cats. >> sreenivasan: so, when they come here, are they the predator or the prey? >> i think they were both. on the bones of the humans you can sometimes see cut marks, so you can see that they were prey. but it's lucky for archeology, right? >> sreenivasan: ( laughs ) bad day for them, good day for you! >> we are very lucky, i can say. >> sreenivasan: and that lucky day came 10 years ago, with the discovery of a skull - the last of five found - that is the remarkably complete skull of an ancient ancestor of modern man. so this is it? >> this is it. >> sreenivasan: david took us to the national museum in the capital city of tblisi to see the actual skulls, kept in a vault - and handled with kid gloves - because they are indeed national treasures. this is how old? >> this is 1.8 million years old. >> sreenivasan: the brain capacity was about 40% of ours, and they stood about five-feet tall. the skull has features of three different species - a possible snapshot
at the same latitude as boston, we know this was a land with game like elephant, giraffe, and rhinocerosredators like sabre-tooth cats. >> sreenivasan: so, when they come here, are they the predator or the prey? >> i think they were both. on the bones of the humans you can sometimes see cut marks, so you can see that they were prey. but it's lucky for archeology, right? >> sreenivasan: ( laughs ) bad day for them, good day for you! >> we are very lucky, i can say....