people will simply be gladder when you do. captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) >> hefty presents, stephen cochela! (cheers and applause) stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! >> stephen: whooo! welcome to stevefest-ochella 012. like augustfest, are you ready to rock out with your nothing out? because it's a family friendly venue promoting traditional rock values. and of course exexcuse me, hold on. we are broadcasting live from the deck of the intrepid! we have beautiful news of did-- views of the new york city skyline. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: and we are floating, right now we are floating, floating on the hudson river and i don't know whether you-- i don't know whether you heard the news this morning but it has been announced that as we speak the city of territown new york, just upstream is releasing 2 million gallons of raw sewage into the hudson river. yes. i know it's exciting.

people will simply be gladder when you do.g sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> oh my god! oh, oh! [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] >> daniel: that's why you should always hug trees at the base. [laughing] >> daniel: welcome to tosh.o. as most of you know i'm a big duke lacrosse fan. always have have been. tonight we magically pull another redemption out of our ass. i give you something worst than penny's for halloween and i show videos of you assaulting each other now let's see why you shouldn't climb trees ar trees r puberty. >> ahh! >> what happened? >> daniel: where do i begin. he didn't hreus then school. had sex in the back of a sweet camero with a girl named dawn. now he has a second job cutting down trees that's what happened. >> oh my god! >> daniel: sorry i can't call 911, i have no service. can you climb back up there to see if we can get a signal? sounds like he's having a mind blowing orgasm. what did you land on? what are the odds, huh. [laughing] >> d

watching our new live from moscow here's a look at the top stories of the week the drums of war be gladder in syria's rebel friendly power spearheaded by us step up here a military threat or against scare tactics against damascus. mass murderers breivik is sentenced to twenty one years behind bars as a judge declares he was mentally sound when executing dozens of people in cold blood. britain abandons its threat to storm the equip dorian mission and take julian assange by force the day after both america's rose up in support of quito. and a time out for athens european leaders remain on swayed by a greek p.r. blitz asking for more time to implement cuts and prop up its crumbling economy when next we traveled to remote villages in russia's north to examine the intricate structure of ancient churches. can you just quickly tell me if this is all because i can't see without my glasses. something. his of his such a thankless of the. future because. there are two churches churches. and then the mentioned. my name is richard davis i'm an architectural photographer from london. and i've been trave

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