i want to thank our panelists ricky velez, abbi jacobson, ilana glazer, and tim on the couch. ( cheerslder was my mentor. he enabled me to become the king of cool at coolidge college, thanks to his many insightful life lessons, like, "two's company "and three is only good if there's no class the next day." i'm now going to england to take the path of another great man, my father and continue my academic studies at camford university. after pursuing my degree in history, i'll go ahead and get a minor in major [...] munching. you're not listening to anything i'm saying are you? not a word, mr. minor- in-major-[...]-munching. flight attendant: chicken or fish? yes, i'll have the chicken please. enjoy your meal. thank you very much. you're welcome. all right. flight attendant: chicken or fish?

i want to thank our panelists ricky velez, abbi jacobson, ilana glazer, and tim on the couch. ( cheersrters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart! (cheers and applause) ♪ captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to "the daily show"! i'm jon stewart! we are back baby and better than ever. my guest tonight a young fellow, senator rand paul running for president of these united states of america against, like, 35 other republicans! (laughter) and half of those are -- cuckoo! (laughter) but first, if you happen to be a phone data surveillance program -- well, my condolences to you. this is not your month. >> a federal circuit court ruled the controversial n.s.a. program is illegal thursday. >> the collection of bulk phone data at the n.s.a. exceeds what was authorized by congress and the patriot act.

. >> reporter: ahan that glazer and abbyi jacobson drawing from real-life highs and lows to craft a unique refreshing and at times shocking comedy celebrating female friendship. >> we're like feminist heroes right now. >> so okay, that's 36 guys that we've been rejected by and one lady. >> everyone want toth know where do these crazy storylines come from? >> got one for you. >> okay. >> clogged toilet in the girls' room. pretty bad you'll know when it you see it. >> we try to make sure to keep the seeds of stories from things our writers have experienced or friends. >> even major through lines. like alana's relationship with lincoln. >> this is purely physical. >> and my thing with my neighbor jeremy is just about pining for someone. >> right. >> and what that person makes you feel. >> hey. >> hrrrngh -- >> reporter: a comedy central hit going into its third season in part thanks to the support of one comic powerhouse. >> huh did amy poehler see your web series? >> we e-mailed our teacher, saying would you ever be on our finale? he said, i'll e-mail you for you. she was like i love "broad

chuck glazer blazer admits to accepting bribes. >>> nigerian military is accused of killing 7,000 people in its fight against boko haram. and heavy fighting breaks out in ukraine since the february cease-fire began. >>> and the murder of a 14-year-old girl sparks protest in argentina over the rise in violence against women. >>> and i have all the day sports. the king of clay says good by, roger nadal is knocked out by djokovic in the quarterfinal. >> evidence that helped lead to the arrest of seven other fifa officials and the resignation of sepp blatter. chuck blazer admits taking bribes in connection with the 1998 and 2010 world cup won by france and south africa representedly. he pleaded guilty to a number of corruption charges and it is believed he became an informant to the fbi. >>> well he specifically admits that i and other on the fifa executive economy agreed to accept bribes in conjunction with the selection of the host nation for the 1998 cup and agreed to accept bribes in conjunction with the selection of south africa as the host nation for the 2010 world cup. he has been key

that is a glazer that she found. walking through a park and find an 8 car atlantic club diamond.ere are gems of all kinds. some of them right here in our own city. we want to show you some of these pictures on instagram. they would make great christmas cards. they are locations around our city where they put visit philadelphia -- in this case it's a bike. you get on the bike and you can do all kinds of things. this one is over at logan circle l. we have this one down here. you can make it smaller. oh, no, you can say i'm not the best with technology. how cute is this one over here at the restore center at independence center. adorable. if you visit philly, we'll retreat it and you can see it. you may want to take your own pictures. you can use the hash and put them on tv. how is the weather. >> pretty good, a lot better than yesterday. a lot of people are wondering what will happen today. that's on everybody's mind. the rain did have an impact on the phillies game yesterday. we got about an inning in. what's the twin bill, that's the term for double header. will it be like today?

. >> reporter: ilana glazer and abbi jacobson, drawing on the real-life highs and lows of millennialh! >> -- and at times, shocking comedy. >> uh-oh. [ laughter ] >> reporter: celebrating female friendship. >> we are, like, feminist heroes right now. >> so okay that's 36 guys that we've been rejected by and one lady. >> reporter: everyone wants to know, where do the crazy story lines come from? >> we try to make sure to keep the seeds of stories from things we've experienced, things our writers have experienced or friends. >> even major through lines, like ilana's relationship with lincoln. >> this is purely physical. >> hey. >> reporter: what started as a web series has become a comedy central hit, going into its third season in part thanks to its support of one comic powerhouse. how did amy poehler see your web series? >> we e-mailed our teacher just saying, do you think amy would ever be on our finale? and he said i will e-mail her for you, and she's like, "i love broad city." >> you're really in the zone. just go with the flow and live your dreams, okay? >> reporter: a show that

abbi jacobson and ilana glazer explain how youtube and the improvisational group "upright citizens brigade" shaped their success. >> so we were on this improv team for, like, two years. >> it's funny to lose money on improve. >> we lost money. the "broad city" stories came because we were struggling to get more recognition more, like, stage time at u.c.b., and were not able to. >> we just wanted to send a link on our parents of what it is we're spending all this time on. >> we kind of think of it as grad school. >> abbi came up with the name broad city. you did. i'm like, come ocome at me. and she's listing names-- >> yeah, we were coming up with a name. >> we were like "girl city." "broadville." it was like "broad city," and we were like that's it. this is "broad city." >> we did the web stories for two years before he pitched it as a tv show. >> just fair long time it was, like 2,000, 2500 people. >> we felt like it was the same people. >> it was-- >> we should invite all those people to a party or something. and we decided that we were going to write a expielt go to l.a. and pitch this

our money guy, larry glazer says what he thinks is saving investors from a situation that could be alot worse. but he still thinks, larry, if i got your position right, that we're looking at a rate hike and that is something that will jar investors here? we'll know details tomorrow and wednesday when the federal reserve outlines its plans but you are expecting a right hike, right? why? >> certainly neil. part of today's volatility is due to the debt impasse in greece but part of the volatility is due to what the fed may or may not say, may or may not do at it is policy meeting later this week. we know the fed is considering raising rates at some point this year. more than likely they will signal their intent of raising rates. so the market will be on pins and need dells -- neil: they already signaled their intent a myriad of ways. will they outright say it will happen, november, december, i don't know. i think this is the most telegraphed event close to human history. why will it be a surprise when they finally pull the trigger? >> markets do move in anticipation of these events and

regis and joy came over with their best friends, the glazers.h angels research. to benefit a beautiful family in greenwich, who lost one daughter to it and their son is also battling. the concept of love your neighbor as you love yourself look around. in your own neighborhood there are people who really need your help. but gladys knight performed. look at gladys. she turned 70 last week. >> she looks awesome. >> she looks amazing. >> look at frank. frank looks hot. >> his hair has turned. he's gorgeous. he looks like john forsythe except as frank. >> really good. >> if you get a chance -- that's the family. if you get a chance to see gladys knight anywhere let me tell you something, she puts on a performance like she's 25 years old. it's the greatest performance i've seen in my life. the woman has more heart and soul. ♪ like the corners of my mind ♪ >> she can hit every note still. she does something really cool. not in this song. she sings this song sitting down. "heard it through the grapevine" all over the stage just rocking it so much better

on saturday -- regis and joy came over with their best friends the glazers, so all afternoon was just fund, d.a.r.t., research trust, that is always -- to benefit neiman pic type c the beautiful family in greenwich lost one daughter to it and their son is battling it. just when you -- the concept of love your neighbor as you love yourself look around. in your neighborhood there are people who need your help, but gladys knight performed. now gladys, look at gladys. she turned 70 last week. >> she looks awesome. >> she looks amazing. >> look at frank. frank looks hot. >> his hair has turned like -- it's gorgeous. he looks like john forsythe except he's frank. >> so good. >> but i have to tell you if you get a chance to go -- and that's the family. if you see get a chance to see gladys knight, she puts on a show as if she's 25 years old. it's one of the greatest performances i've ever seen in my life. the woman has more heart and soul. >> her singing. >> can we crank her a second? ♪ like the corners of ♪ >> but she can hit every note still and does something really cool, not in this song