jackie gleason said, if coca-cola could do for me what vodka does for me, i never would drink vodka again. it's true, isn't it? you can't say it's a great taste. >> it's not the best -- it's weird, though, because you don't think beer tastes good until you get older and then appreciate a nice cold beer after you do, you know, a long hike or something. >> larry: on a hot afternoon. >> or something ridiculous. >> larry: you wrote being a redheaded man is a lose/lose situation. you didn't have conan in your mind? >> no, no, but i did send him a note saying wear sun block when you move to california. >> larry: are you against redheaded men? >> in general, i think it's a ridiculous look. is that why you wore the red suspenders for me? >> larry: no. >> don't get defensive. i like redheaded women. redheaded women can pull it off. redheaded men need to figure out a situation besides the one they're in. and i feel strongly about it. >> larry: so you would never -- you couldn't fall in love with a redhead? >> i was involved sexually for a short period of time with a redhead. >> larry: how? if you h