you just say -- [ beeping ] "my internet is -- broken from -- my wife rewatching glen powell's commercial [ laughter and applause ] it works. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: and finally, when your boss asks, "will you be in tomorrow?" you just say -- [ beeping ] "sorry, but -- i have to -- flee to mexico to hide from draftkings." [ laughter and applause ] what a helpful machine. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my -- [ cheers and applause ] oh, my god! david letterman? >> david: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my god. david letterman, what are you -- what are you doing here? >> david: is this the 23rd hour of the "today" show? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no. this is -- this is "the tonight show." >> david: jimmy? >> jimmy: yeah, hi. [ laughter ] >> david: oh, my -- paul, what are you doing here? >> paul: you know, it's a funny story. have you ever taken too much ambien, and then you wake up somewhere with no clue how the hell you got there? >> david: wow, you've been reading my diary. [ laughter ] ♪ listen. jimmy, by the way,