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kennedy: glenn jacobs. topical storm is next. kennedy: a new study finds 6 in 10 americans believe they've seen a ghost. the other 4 have never been to a bernie sanders rally. that's a true story, and this is the topical storm. topic number one, we begin tonight at a california -- there it is -- a california florist that's having a huge doorbuster sale. oh, this fella broke into a florist at three in the morning and stole a bunch of teddy bears. that heartless freak. it's unclear who he is or why he was fighting with his girlfriend, but he must have screwed up pretty big if he took that many bears. da bears! heck, pete davidson didn't buy that many for ariana grande when she dumped him. [laughter] the bad news for the bear thief is that he's looking at some serious jail time if they catch him. the good news is police ran his fingerprints, and it turns out he's one-one thousand twenty-fourth native american, so he just got a job offer from elizabeth warren's campaign. i'm with her. [laughter] topic number two. let's head down to,