glug, glug, glug. straight to the bottom. i used to build stuff with my dad. - what do you mean, "used to" ? - my parents are divorced. ah. you see him much ? we got a call last christmas. no big deal. yeah, that's what i used to say. my dad left when i was ten. never really found out why. i woke up one morning and there was a note on the table. next to it was an old-fashioned airplane carved out of wood. - an airplane ? - yeah. my dad made it himself. real nice job. i guess he thought it would make me feel less angry. it didn't. you look like you came out okay. well, i was lucky. i had a mother who really cared. i guess i'd better get back out there or they'll come looking for me. - see you around. see you. say, i was wondering. are you going to be doing any more woodworking ? i doubt it. oh, okay. why ? - well, , you know that airplane i told you about ? - yeah ? well, it's kind of not doing too well lately. i thought you might take a look at it sometime. see what you could do. i'm not really into that stuff anymore. sure.

. >> stephanie: it is the preshow thing and she is like glug glug glug. >> yeah. >> stephanie: and the said too bad she's crazy, and then she named someone drinking into a coke. she goes too bad she's crazy. you are calling someone else crazy? who? [ laughter ] >> stephanie: she probably can't remember, there are probably not enough brain cells floating around because of the merlot. and then i mentioned this to jacki -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: jacki schechner who got you nice things like health care, please and thank you, everybody. >> yeah, and it looks like health care is going to stay. >> stephanie: yeah. boner -- >> now a warning? >> stephanie: thank you, that's what the supreme court -- >> but his people tried to walk that back a little bit. we'll still try to repeal it -- who cares about the law. [ mumbling ] [ laughter ] >> stephanie: i mean seriously, how much taxpayer money? how many times? >> 30 times. >> i always said it was a lot of land, who said anything else? a lot of land! >> stephanie: now a warning? >> now a warning! >> they are just spinning th

>> stephanie: mary little tip from me, glug glug glug. >> announcer: call the political party line nowan -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ -- let me be-he ♪ >> stephanie: uh-huh. it is the "stephanie miller show." this hour brought to you by go to my pc. they are amazing try go to my pc free for 45 days go to gotomypc.com and click on the try it free button and type in the promo code stephanie. melissa fitzgerald with us. >> it was fun, and i'm so glad i did it. >> and that's why we won. >> stephanie: right? [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: speaking -- we were talking about media, like how they outnumber us in radio stations and all of that stuff. the sinclair stations that ran the [ inaudible ] voting ads. they make it seem like it's a news special. >> right, the preempt the normal nbc news or whatever -- and put on these specials and make them look like they are newscasts. >> why is this legal? >> yes. >> stephanie: a reporter said she had no choice in the matter. she said please take your complaints to our headquarters. [ applause ] >> when you are an anchor and rep

glug glug. very tense last night. diane, i feel your pain. all right.rris. >> i believe that -- and i've said this before and everybody either gives a sigh of relief for a cynical -- there is no chance that obama will get re-elected. none zilch nada. we'll also win ten seats in the senate. >> stephanie: really? [ laughter ] >> stephanie: oh, dick, we're not laughing at you. we're laughing really hard! >> wow! >> i bet a gajillion dollars! oh no. >> stephanie: okay. what did they say yesterday? nate silver always right. dick morris always wrong. thing that made me the most confident yesterday. >> nate silver getting a lot of ass. dick morris, not. >> he is a big ass. >> stephanie: not even a prostitute toe to be found anywhere in dick morris -- even prostitutes are like you were so wrong! [ crickets chirping ] that's such a turnoff. >> i've never known anyone who was all ass. >> stephanie: you couldn't pay me to [ bleep ] you. you are so wrong. okay. we have -- we have our own writer. ♪ return to sender ♪ ♪ return to ♪ >> bender. >> it means a lot, doesn

[ glugging ] [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: what is it? an attack dog in my mouth?lized it was vinegar. [ laughter ] ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you, smoke detectors, for being a loud alert that tells me i need to remove the batteries from my smoke detectors. [ laughter ] [ imitating alarm ] [ light laughter ] ♪ thank you, revolving doors, for basically being a really lame team building exercise with strangers. [ laughter ] "if we all push together, we'll make it through. and push. yes, we did it. okay, have a good life." [ light laughter ] [ scattered applause ] ♪ thank you, twinkies, for reaching your final expiration date. [ laughter ] there you have it. those are my "thank you notes." [ cheers and applause ] and everyone in the audience is getting a twinkie! we'll be right back with more "late night," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ get a stocking full of savings... ...at the petsmart winter wonderland sale. save 30% on hundreds of items, including all petholiday™ by top paw® and toyshoppe® products. plus, all toyshoppe® long arm dog toysre $4.99 each. f