glug glug, glug, glug.lug, glug. where was i? >> oh, yeah. >> stephanie: it was perfect. it was its own drinking game. all of them. boehner and rubio. that tells you where they're at. it made me feel better about my drinking solution. i was at home watching. >> texting with your frufel, i'm sure. who were also drinking? >> fitzgerald e-mailed jacki and i really late last night. you know my insystem nia. i was like awesome. who wants to talk about rubio. so she talked until midnight or something. we got to do a post-state of the union. i was like who's up? >> so glad you didn't text me. >> stephanie: well, i know better! [ laughter ] jacki was sleeping like a normal person. >> i did get up at 2:00 this morning to get sound bytes. >> stephanie: you know which are your political geek friends. they can't wait until [ bleep ] to talk about rubio. >> someone texted me. >> stephanie: what's going on? all right. >> smoke alarm trying to go off? >> do i need to change the batteries? >> stephanie: oh, speaking of whi

glug glug glug, glug glug, glug glug glug. let's do it. >> ah, ah, ah! >> there wasn't much singing and dancing. we can't possibly give a full recap, but here is a sample. >> we saw your boobs in the movie we saw we saw your boobs. ♪ ♪ but he's got high hopes ♪ but don't ♪ memories >> then there was the best kept secret of the night, the surprise guest. >> the first lady of the united states, michelle obama. >> i am so honored to help introduce this year's nominees for best picture. >> do you have your envelope? >> not yet, jack. but i'm about to. and the oscar goes to "argo." congratulations! >> harvey weinstein and his daughter initially pitched the idea for the first lady to appear in the telecast. the producers loved it and the first lady quickly agreed. producers borrow addis any jet and made a secret flight to washington to hammer out all of the details. one producer said the planning of it was like "argo." it was a cia mission, it was so complicated. joining me tonight david edelstein, chief film critic for "new york" magazine and contributor for

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stephanie: hello glug glug glug.e woods naperville perhaps. i had to go to the chicago theater. i introduced you to her a week ago and have been playing second fiddle ever since. please introduce me to mary. [ applause ] >> sure. you know what...? stephanie: ok. all right. i thought we did a moment of dog bonding and then she went down her usual racist rat hole. >> you expected her to change? stephanie: i'm a hopeless romantic. >> on her final phone call. stephanie: steph you're a lesbian with humans, but straight when it comes to dogs. i never thought of that, but i am technically in love with max and fred. someone sent me a cartoon with a vet and his dog. try not talking to him in that sickening voice and see in the vomiting continues. you know my favorite scary writer ari berman. he's very, very scary. hello, ari berman, how are you? >> happy valentine's day. stephanie: to you too. when i say scary, in a good way in a cautionary way you warn is on voting shenanigans. i think because of you it didn't work in this e

of a quick glug of red bull. anne hathaway to come down and michael douglas is looming and lurking somewhere. we're trying to pull these in. alina -- hang on. the beautiful helen hunt has arrived. talk about surprises. i was just caught having a sneaky drink on camera. luckily you have come to save my day. you are an oscar winner, a nominee, it doesn't get bigger than this. >> it doesn't. i'm thrilled. i feel leekike i vot invited toe biggest party ever. and i didn't go to my high school prom so this is how i relived it. >> i loved your movie. i loved the part. i loved it all. >> i'm so proud about being in a movie about healthy sex, about loving kindness, these things that never make it into movies. it's like a miracle. >> what are you wearing tonight? >> h & m. >> no, really? >> accessorized with $150,000 worth of diamonds. >> fabulous. how much was the dress? >> well, they allowed me to wear it, so i didn't like write a check for it. i'm at thes a cars. i was proud to wear it. they work with a company called g