in god i trust. so mad quickly say i don't worship man's law, but god's law. so speaking of god's commandments and keeping them safely, a quick a two-part question. how is labeling -- [inaudible] not born amongst us in illegal for migrating to our free country without anybody's permission? and how is it not violating god second greatest commandment, to my fellow republicans to pick and choose who should stay or who should go in our beloved united states, based on aim materialistic worldview judging a migrants worthwhile being in the united states either skills they might present from the here and now? >> guest: so what is the alternative event for any number, whether it's 20 or 30 million who come in illegally, we should all all of them to remain? i just want to understand your position. there is no border then that should be sacrosanct for any country? >> host: i'm afraid he is gone. sorry. >> guest: let me just say on this and i think it is important, i have said for years and written, summon can certainly search it on the internet, -- someone came -- i have

because then god will judge hitler, and then god -- >> host: okay. >> guest: so i want god to judge you and me. so don't speak for me. >> caller: well, that's what i believe. and that increasing belief is becoming more prevalent in this country, fortunately. but a small religious minority has continued to force its ideology, to force its us to live by your religion, your values. that's just deeply, deeply wrong -- >> host: gaye -- >> caller: and i could make a huge list. >> host: gaye, before we let you go, before we let you go, here are the ten commandments very quickly, and which of these do you think you live by? i am the lord, your god, you will have no other gods before me, do not take the lord's name in vain, remember the sabbath, honor thy mother and father, conot murder, no adultery, steal, do not bear false witness and do not covet. >> caller: i'm familiar with them. >> host: i'm sorry, you're not familiar with them? >> caller: i am familiar with them. i went to sunday school. [laughter] as a child. >> guest: why is it childish and simplistic to think if everybody lived by thes

because then god will judge hitler, and then god -- >> host: okay. >> guest: so i want god to judge you and me. so don't speak for me. >> caller: well, that's what i believe. and that increasing belief is becoming more prevalent in this country, fortunately. but a small religious minority has continued to force its ideology, to force its us to live by your religion, your values. that's just deeply, deeply wrong -- >> host: gaye -- >> caller: and i could make a huge list. >> host: gaye, before we let you go, before we let you go, here are the ten commandments very quickly, and which of these do you think you live by? i am the lord, your god, you will have no other gods before me, do not take the lord's name in vain, remember the sabbath, honor thy mother and father, conot murder, no adultery, steal, do not bear false witness and do not covet. >> caller: i'm familiar with them. >> host: i'm sorry, you're not familiar with them? >> caller: i am familiar with them. i went to sunday school. [laughter] as a child. >> guest: why is it childish and simplistic to think if everybody lived by thes

i do struggle with god. when i see all of the suffering in this world, the unjust suffering when just thinking for a moment forgetting the oven of your neighbor had pancreatic cancer atad 32 but a whole couny called north korea a human concentration camp the way people lived there, and the hundred million of world war ii, i mean, you know these things bolter bother me so i understand that but i want atheists to struggle. i was invited to great credit, biggest atheist group they invited meou to their annual convention which was to their credit and to debate their head on goffed's god's existence i looked at the audience completely by the way decent to memp and -- i can't complain at all, theywe were just fine. but i said to them at one moment would you raise your hand if you, have ever seen a child born or listen to a [inaudible] or mozart symphony or seen a van painting or sunsets and said you know, it's hard to believe that just happened on its own. maybe there is a god not one hand went up. and then i look

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oh, my god! oh, my god! oh, my god! that's when i started to really freak out. oh, my god! >> what?windows are breaking. >> what? >> windows are breaking! get in the closet. it started breaking our skylights, which we have six of, that cover our entire house. >> i'm filming it. >> stay back. >> oh, my god. oh, my god. okay, get out, get out! >> rain started coming in, glass flying and breaking, limbs hitting and coming through our house. it's in my room. it was quite unusual and very scary. oh, my god, the kitchen windows. our kitchen window is broken out. after almost ten brutal minutes of pounding -- >> our front window broke. >> oh, i know. >> the storm ends. residents of oklahoma walk outside to assess the staggering damage. >> there's still huge pieces of hail out here. i was expecting lots of dents in the cars. here's a baseball. what i didn't expect was windows totally blown out. >> all the windows are ruined. oh, my gosh. imagine baseballs just pounding your car for five minutes solid. this is all hail. it was coming down so hard that all of sam's toys like this have holes i

do you feel -- >> he's your god, too. >> okay, does god forgive you? >> god forgives all. god loves everyone, regardless. >> fry would not discuss his crimes with us. but our producer pressed him on whether his victims would be as forgiving as he believes god will be. >> what would you say then if you actually showed up to the afterlife and there were the people that you had victimized? >> hello, brother. you know. when we go to the kingdom of god there is no anger, there is no strife. all that will be taken from us. ♪ amazing grace the people i've hurt directly i do beg forgiveness. you know. but i've already asked god for his forgiveness. and all i can do is ask you to please forgive me. and if you don't, okay, then you get to live with the power of your own hate. >> fry surprised our crew when he placed his four brutal murders on the same plain as another crime. >> let me ask you a question. is it a greater sin to steal a cracker or to kill someone? >> to kill someone. >> god doesn't see it that way. you break one sin, you break all sin. if you are guilty of the least o

god's word is the truth. >> god allowed me to provide this word in this prison.enough faith right now to know that god has everything ready for me. >> he leads bible studies for the men in his housing unit and is regarded as a jailhouse pastor. but in another unit, michael lesher pledges allegiance to a different entity. >> you have lucifer and satan. in death i found life and hell is my paradise. this is my paradise. >> he says his leaf in satanism is illustrated by his numerous tattoos. all of which were accumulated during his various prison stays. >> it's better than some of the scratches i've seen on some inmates. but it's really not all that extravagant. it's definitely not street-quality work. it was all single needle. i was 24 when i got the tattoo on my head. the horns, itself, it's just me being an outlaw. somebody that's a little devil himself. at the time that i got that tattoo, i had a real strict belief in being antichristian. i believe if there's a god looking down at me, he's got something looking right back up at him. my original belief is satanis

we all need god. >> absolutely.hooves all of us to find him as fast as possible. >> armstrong: we don't want him to find us. >> come on. you just take over my job. [laughter]. >> armstrong: thank you. we want to thank our earlier guests, i am armstrong williams, have a good day. [captioning provided by u.s. captioning company] >>> good morning. i'm kendis gibson. >> and i'm reena ninan. here are some of our top headlines we're following this morning on "world news now." >>> federal investigators are already analyzing data recorder and video evidence from a deadly amtrak train derailment south of philadelphia. two people were killed in the accident. bowing of them amtrak employees details trait ahead. >>> donald trump is call ong john kasich to drop out of the race saying kasich is taking his votes. so far, kasich has only won his home state of ohio but he's not backing down with a contested convention, his only path to victory. >>> and debating over the debate. the democrats finally agree to debate in new york but t

what if god is up happy without praise? what if god is unhappy with the way we live? what if he is not pleased with the way we give? what if he takings away his love -- takes away his love and his spirit from above? what if god is unhappy with the way we live? walk, we must change the way we talk. we must live a life that's pleasing to a king. we must read god's holy word, let his praises be heard. lord, just be pleased with our praise. we must change the way we walk, we must change the way we talk. we must live a life that's pleasing to our king. we must read god's holy word, let his praises be heard. lord, be pleased, lord, just be pleased -- lord, just be pleased, lord, praise, praise, praise, praise. [applause] (female narrator) the following is a paid presentation for the bye bye foundation beautiful you collection from it cosmetics by jamie kern lima. brought to you by guthy renker. imagine having skin that looks this beautiful, this flawless, without having to wear foundation. imagine a product that covers everything but looks and feels like you're wearing noth

but he is one of god's messengers. god send him out to do his bidding. by the time you get to the new testament this is a completely different satan. a satan with a capital s. this is not man's adversary, he is an evil being. that shows you the influence of -- if were to be glib i would say christianity is what happens when you combine soastrium and judaism. >> george is next. we're listening. >> caller: i have a couple of questions regarding how christianity reconciles jesus as god. one point in the gospels jesus says, the father knows the time of the final judgment, the final coming, but i don't. and then, again, -- i went to church today -- in the gospel today, several times after the resurrection, jesus appears to the disciples and others but they don't recognize him. i've never heard, well, what did he look like? what form did he take? >> guest: well, that's actually very much connected to the first conversation we had, that, yes, post resurrection, are certain resurrection narratives in which jesus appears kind of ghostly. the disciples don't recog

attitude towards those of us who believe in the god of the bible, and you are certainly free to have that belief but it is not cartoonish. it is indispensable that there is a god who demands that we be good people and to who we will have to enter, as the best idea ever developed for the creation of decent people. i would like everyone walking along here to field that their behavior -- to feel -- toward other human beings is just like god. i don't know why that is objectionable. i really don't. i can't think of a better idea. to think that i want through life having to be a good person and that god expects me to be good, why does that make people like the last caller angry so much so that he calls what we believe in a cartoon? it's a puzzle to me, frankly. i deal with them on the radio show, i deal with it in e-mail. i can only say that this is what

, oh god, help her, oh god.st this sheer panic that i had never felt before in my life. >> without hesitation, cousin craig jumps over the fence and lungs toward elena as she rolls toward the cliff's edge. >> it was just terror, i didn't think he was going to be able to grab her. i really felt when i reached the fence, that i was going to -- see her on the ground. >> in the neck of time, craig reaches elena and stops her from plummeting down the jagged cliff. >> she had just grabbed on to a little bit of grass and a little bit of weeds that was there because she was at the part that kind of went like this at that point and she was just starting to stand up, she would have fallen right back. >> during the fall, elena grabs at the other little girls, knocking her cousin's shoe off, the other children are frightened, elena is shaken. >> lany was crying. >> one of the other girls was crying. because when she fell, she tried to grab the other girls. it could have been a lot worse. she could have grabbed both 9 the ot

god bless you. god bless america.se] >> ladies and gentlemen, the democratic leader of the united states senate, the honorable harry reid. sen. reid: on may 19, i was given the unique honor, but it was 1996. i represent the united states senate at the dedication of the monument of remembrance in san juan, puerto rico. i will never forget that day. i was a new senator. it was a beautiful day. i can remember the hot sun. i can remember the crowd that was there. i can still picture that dedication in my mind's eye. the new monument looked exquisite in that great puerto rican sky reflected off the round granite wall that bears the names of every puerto rican who had fallen in defense of the united states in world war i, ii, and korea. and vietnam. but what i remember most isn't the spectacle of the dedication. rather, will always remember the feeling that prevailed at that dedication. the honor of those veterans in attendance, we could all feel it. the reverence for the service members who paid the ultimate price, we coul

there was no saving it. >> oh, my god. oh my god.to run up to the jeep to almost to like stop it. there was a part that's going through your head that's going this is not happening. even though you've just watched it play out in front of you. jesus! when it hit the bottom, it just made this huge thunk, and then there was nothing. >> when we landed, me and my little brother, we bumped heads or something. and on the side of my head, it just hurt like really bad. >> mike's father who'd been in the car in front of them, is first one there. >> he came running up and pulled the passenger door on the back up and that's when you could hear my youngest screaming, grandpa, get me out, grandpa, get me out. >> oh, my god! >> my heart stopped, and then i hear my oldest one going i cannot get out. and i don't hear anything from mike. >> inside the vehicle 12-year-old garen sees his rescuer appear. >> i finally heard the door creak open and my brother getting out and my grandpa putting his hand on my shoulder going, garen, are you okay, and i go, y

what if god is up happy without praise? what if god is unhappy with the way we live? what if he is not pleased with the way we give? what if he takings away his love -- takes away his love and his spirit from above? what if god is unhappy with the way we live? we must change the way we we must live a life that's pleasing to a king. we must read god's holy word, let his praises be heard. lord, just be pleased with our praise. we must change the way we walk, we must change the way we talk. we must live a life that's pleasing to our king. we must read god's holy word, let his praises be heard. lord, be pleased, lord, just be pleased -- lord, just be pleased, lord, praise, praise, praise, praise. [applause] (male narrator) on today's special paid presentation for cindy crawford's new meaningful beauty ultra, brought to you by guthy-renker, you'll discover the secrets to not only aging gracefully, but beautifully while looking your absolute best every step of the way. i think my philosophy on aging is really more my philosophy on living, which is just do it well, take care

god bless you and god bless america. thank you.se] >> ladies and gentlemen, the honorable robert mcdonald. [applause] sec. mcdonald: good afternoon. good afternoon. i'm pleased to be able to add my congratulations to everyone who has had a hand in make thing day happen, especially to those veterans who have earned this award through their pioneering service. my mission, and the mission of my apartment is the care for those who have born the battle, in president lincoln's words, and for the families and their survivors. it's the best and most inspiring mission in government, serving the best and most deserving clients in the world. the proof is right here among us. this, the veterans of the 65th infantry regiment, this honor is long overdue. but i want you know the veterans of puerto rico have never been forgotten by the american people. the v.a. has been caring for them for longer than it's been a department, providing them the same care and benefits available to other veterans. over 60,000 veterans are interred at the puerto rico

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oh, my god! oh, my god! >> larry: that's hilarious! just like that?s. >> he did that to my wife. >> but it was like a private party. >> yeah, a private party. >> so they go, okay. you have to go to this secret location in bel air, and you park there, and you wait. and so we wait. we park there. and we wait. and then a van comes up and, the guy opens the door and he goes, "get in." and we're like, okay! so we get in. and we get taken to this windy road in bel air and come up to this house that is lit up in purple. and we walk back past-- we go into the guest house which is the size of a city, and there's purple, the symbol, the symbol of prince. and you hear oh, and he gets on stage and plays for four hours. and there are only maybe 30 people there. and then at the end, he comes off stage, you guys, he comes off stage, he comes off stage and he goes, "you made me laugh." >> larry: very good. >> that's what i'm talking about. >> larry: great story. all right, prince, we're going to miss you-- at least most of us. we'll be right back. ♪ when the thirst i

] god may not favor us, we have to face that, god may not lift me up and make me president. and if he decides that a wicked ruler is going to rule over america, he must have some reason for that. if he sides that hillary clinton will be president of the united states, he must have decided, that's all we deserve. so we don't have to fear it either way. we can take the view -- what's our job here, to be faithful. our position is to be faithful. [ applause ] just be faithful and understand that god often, the bible is full of stories where he used wicked rulers to deal with his own people and let's face it, we actually deserve it and we should be praying that he would spare us this judgment. number two, we're not descended from cowards, we're descended from great warriors. i'm not talking necessarily about our fathers and grandfathers, although they were warriors too in their own right. go back further, many of you know some of my pod cast sufferers that i tend to lapse into history from time to time. if you go to the nation of scotland right now and you go up in the northern p

what you make of yourself is your gift to god.ave traveled and lived and worked all over the world for decades. i have seen people and every possible corner of the globe and in every conceivable circumstance, and i can tell you that, indeed, each of us , all of us are gifted by god. each of us. each of us and all of us. we have the capacity and the desire to live lives of dignity and purpose and meaning, and we know and it has always been true that work done well brings us dignity, and family brings us purpose. faith gives meaning to our lives. [applause] and that is true. all over the world. and when people do not have the opportunity to work, they lose dignity. when families are afraid purpose becomes uncertain. when people become disconnected from faith, they lose meaning in their lives. if everyone has the desire and capacity to live a life of dignity and purpose and meaning, we must ask ourselves now, why is it that more things have been more possible for more people for more places here than anywhere else on earth because kn

we have read the bible this is god and god is sending us a message.and the religious figures in europe were particularly excited because they did not have a problem with science. they believed in science for the most part. but, they could train their argument against people they really hated, the deists, those who believe that god had greeted the universe like a watchmaker and then stepped back. this clearly showed the lisbon earthquake, that god was not a indifferent sovereign. he was playing a role in nature, in our lives. he is sending us messages and so there is this extraordinary overlap and debate between people that are accepting people-- things from both sides and the fascinating-- in england , which is potentially the center of the european enlightenment and of course the industrial revolution begins in the middle of the 18th century the king george the second called for a national past day several months later, i think february 6. every member of the church of england was to go into the churches and pray. that what had happened to lisbon did

thank god that i found you oh god cause now you got me missing you oh god thank god that i found you i'm so mad at you cause now you got me missing you thank god thank god that i found you, ooh and now you got me missing you why you have go and make me like you yeah this is a feeling i'm not used to why you have go and make me like you i'm so mad at you cause now u got me missing you why you have go and make me like you ah this is a feeling i'm not why you have to go and make me like you i'm so mad at you cause now you got me missing you oh god thank god that i found you oh god cause now you got me missing you oh god thank god that i found you i'm so mad at you cause now you got me missing you ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: the album "this is what the truth feels like" is available right now. we'll be right back. it seems like a cold at first. you can't concentrate, can't sleep. before long it's all you can think about. you feel anxious and uncertain. until one day you realize, this could be it. you've done it, you've quit smoking for good. a little suffering now can save a lot

god bless you, and god bless america. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: shhh. ( whispering ) keep it down, people. we don't want to disturb donald. he's taking a dump. we'll be right back. ( cheers and applause ) they say that in life, we shouldn't sweat the small stuff. but when you're building a mercedes-benz, there really is no small stuff. every decision... every component... is an integral part of what makes the 2016 c-class one of our most sophisticated cars ever. because when you're setting a new benchmark for refinement, it is the small stuff... that makes the biggest impression. the 2016 c-class. see your authorized dealer for exceptional offers through mercedes-benz financial services. ♪and after all the violence and double talk♪ ♪there's just a song in all the trouble and the strife♪ ♪you do the walk, ♪you do the walk of life ♪you do the walk of life ( cheers and applause ). >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." when a new story falls through the cracks, lewis black catches it in a segment we call "back in black." >> there are only three things i like in this world-

oh, my god! oh, my god! oh, my god! oh, my god! oh, my god! oh, my god! >> oh, my god. >> oh, my god! you knew you were pregnant? >> i just found out yesterday. >> how did you find out? >> i took the test. >> oh, lynn! >> is she happy? i don't know if that would be my reaction if cassidy said it to me. that was so funny, you can watch the escalation. >> that's exciting. trying to stall so we don't have to listen to i-hoda. kinds of prince music and i'm not bored, but we talked about songs prince didn't perform but wrote for somebody else. one he wrote for chaka khan and it's good. chaka khan let me rock you let me rock you that's all i want to do >> lyrics are great. do you feel for me the way i feel for you want to love you want to hug you want to feel you too >> is he singing? >> here it comes. here we go. go, chaka! >> is that stevie wonder? >> here it comes. baby baby when i look at you i get a warm feeling inside there's something about the things you do >> we sang this, we used to do skits in our sorority. just a reminder, you can listen to us on si

god bless you and god bless america.dies and gentlemen, the honorable robert mcdonald. >> good afternoon. good afternoon. i'm pleased to be able to add my congratulations to everyone who has had a hand in make thing day happen, especially to those veterans who have earned this award through their pioneering service. my mission, and the mission of my apartment is the care for those who have born the battle, in president lincoln's words, and for the families and their survivors. it's the best and most inspiring mission in government, serving the best and most deserving clients in the world. the proof is right here among us. this the veterans of the 65th infantry regiment, this honor is long overdue. but i want you know the veterans of puerto rico have never been forgotten by the american people. the v.a. has been caring for them for longer than it's been a department, providing them the same care and benefits available to other veterans. over 60,000 veterans are interred at the puerto rican cemetery where the wartime servi

. >> god, give me another chance. i said god is not here. >>> many of the small towns in bergen county, new jersey, are considered wealthy suburbs of nearby new york city, but bergen has a notable city of its own, hackensack. just outside of downtown is the county's legal district, home to its courthouses and the bergen county jail. >> it's a state-of-the-art facility. we currently have 277 sworn officers as well as 58 civilians. >> close to 900 male and female inmates. most have only been charged with crimes and are awaiting trial for the resolution of their cases. >> we in the belly of the beast. >> many of those cases are resolved within days, but others can drag on for years. the challenge for those inmates is learning how to cope with monotony and confinement, fear and anxiety. [ screaming ] >> some meet the challenge better than others. >> help me! >> inside one of the jail's high-security, inmate paul dixon is having a difficult time. >> paul. nobody is hurting you. just put your happens through so we can get y

three youtube stars who call themselves the natural-born pranksters. >> oh my god! oh my god!pranks so much? >> it's that reaction, it's the adrenaline, it's the -- >> somebody needs to do it. somebody needs to do it. >> reporter: we're not talking about high culture here. >> [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. >> reporter: their antics range from the boyishly silly -- >> tell me if it stinks. >> reporter: to the edgy and controversial. >> so cute, they won't stop crying. >> reporter: they find humor in the unlikeliest of situations. >> where's the line? >> him and i know the line. >> he doesn't know the line? >> he steps over the line. >> there is a moral/ethical line? >> i think that's what, you know -- he'd go as far as blowing up this kid in this video. right? >> i've done that. >> what? >> you still love me, right? >> [ bleep ]. >> reporter: pushing the limits has paid off big-time for these professional pranksters. they each have multiple youtube channels with more than 29 million subscribers among them. racking up nearly 4 billion total views. even landing roman on the "forbes" list

thank god that i found you ♪ oh god cause now you got me missing you ♪ oh god thank god that i foundnow you got me missing you ♪ why you have go and make me like you ♪ yeah this is a feeling i'm not used to ♪ why you have go and make me like you ♪ i'm so mad at you cause now u got me missing you ♪ why you have go and make me like you ♪ ah this is a feeling i'm not used to ♪ why you have to go and make me like you ♪ i'm so mad at you cause now you got me missing you ♪ oh god thank god that i found you ♪ oh god cause now you got me missing you ♪ oh god thank god that i found you ♪ i'm so mad at you cause now you got me missing you ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: the album "this is what the truth feels like" is available right now. gwen stefani, everybody. we'll be right back.,,,,,,,,,,,, >> stephen: that's it for the "late show." tune in monday when my guests will be bill o'reilly, morris chestnut, and a musical performance by deerhunter. good night! captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> reggie: ♪ are you ready to have some fun ♪ fee

thank god that i found you ♪ oh god cause now you got me missing you ♪ oh god thank god that i foundnow you got me missing you ♪ why you have go and make me like you ♪ yeah this is a feeling i'm not used to ♪ why you have go and make me like you ♪ i'm so mad at you cause now u got me missing you ♪ why you have go and make me like you ♪ ah this is a feeling i'm not used to ♪ why you have to go and make me like you ♪ i'm so mad at you cause now you got me missing you ♪ oh god thank god that i found you ♪ oh god cause now you got me missing you ♪ oh god thank god that i found you ♪ i'm so mad at you cause now you got me missing you ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: the album "this is what the truth feels like" is available right now. gwen stefani, everybody. we'll be right back. eighty six million americans have prediabetes a serious condition that increases the risk for type 2 diabetes. you could be one of them. small lifestyle changes can help you avoid diabetes-related problems like heart attack, stroke, blindness, and kidney failure. ask your doctor about a simple blood test for p

god, look at the baby one! oh, my god, morty! you killed the entire simpsons, morty!d (belches) family, morty! they're-they're-they're-they're a national treasure. and you killed them. i-i-i-i'm just a kid! i'm just a kid! i don't want to go to jail! relax, morty, calm down. we'll take care of it. okay, i want you to take that vial of simpsons' goo and this picture to this address. they'll make us new simpsons-- you understand me, morty? me?! w-w-what are you gonna do? morty, i got to clean this place up before somebody comes snooping around. you know how many characters there are in the simpsons, morty? there's, like, a billion (belches): chara... characters. they did an episode where george bush was their neighbor. all right, can't argue with that. (spits)

god bless you, and god bless america. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: shhh. ( whispering ) keep it down, people. we don't want to disturb donald. he's taking a dump. we'll be right back. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ beer never looked so refreshing. 100% natural lime flavor in a twist bottle. ♪ bud light lime. unlimited data from at&t means you can stream it all. like that anthony michael hall movie where he fights with the girl. the one where he gets rejected by the girl. even stream the one where he creates the girl. with unlimited data, you can stream all the anthony michael hall movies you want. i wonder what he's up to these days maybe he's shopping in an at&t store? get unlimited data and your fourth line free when you have at&t wireless and directv. plus, up to $650 in credits to help you switch. ( cheers and applause ). >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." when a new story falls through the cracks, lewis black catches it in a segment we call "back in black." >> there are only three things i like in this world-- cigarettes, liquor, and "live with kelly and michael." but

oh, my god! oh, my god! oh, my god! oh, my god! oh, my god! >> calm down. >> though silk initially denied swinging at the officer, he later indicated otherwise. >> why did you hit him? >> i'm sorry i did. i didn't mean to. >> why? >> because i was angry. i was angry. >> after treatment from medical staff, silk is confined in what can be described as the jail's worst neighborhood, security segregation. >> ain't got no toothbrush or toothpaste. ain't got no hygiene in here. >> he's on security segregation status in which things are taken away, cup and spoon and toothbrush and toothpaste, that stuff is taken away. he can get it back when he wants to use it, but it's taken away from him as a security status. anytime he comes out of his cell, he has to be handcuffed and shackled. anytime anybody goes into his cell, he has to be handcuffed. we're going to conduct a board hearing for you and i'll explain everything to you. >> it will determine whether silk spends his time in segregation or if he can return to general population prior to his transfer

thank god. >> larry: instead of in god we trust, thank you, jesus. >> who sees their money anymore?n a long long time. i have cards and all this stuff. put in god we trust on the american express but i haven't seen actual money in a long time and this is may be a mute point in five years. >> larry: i think we'll just go to sponsorships. at&t presents the $5 bill. >> i think nike because just do it is the worse when it comes to anything. just do it, okay. >> can you imagine, trump estates presents -- >> the newest movie promotion. >> larry: that's what we're going. fandango presents -- all right. we'll right back right after this. >> if you live in the new york city area or planning to visit grab fre when i have an idea brewing anything is possible. you start where it all began. you think about where you've been. you decide where you're going. [ thunder ] you consider the flavors... and then, you bring them together to create something new. there's inspiration all around... you just need to know how to see it. blue moon. artfully brewed with valencia orange peel and a touch of corian

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our founders knew that everyone is gifted by god, that all of us are equal in the eyes of god.far more than we realize. and so they said, we're going to found a nation on a radical visionary idea. that here, in this nation, everyone has the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. [ cheers and applause ] that was their way of saying everyone has the right to find and use their god-given gifts to fulfill their potential, and they said, and this was the radical part, that that right comes from god and cannot be taken away by man or government. [ cheers and applause ] and so this became a nation where entrepreneurship flourished and innovation flourished and more things became more possible for more people from more places. the constitution rightly enshrines our rights and liberties that gives us the chance to fulfill our potential. but our founders knew something else. our founders knew that it has always been through throughout history and i used to study history. our founders knew that all throughout history this also is true. power concentrated is power abused. an

, so it must have hurt tremendously. >> preacher: god will choose us, like he choose noah.thony: for most of my life, libya was a word with bad associations. libya meant gaddafi. libya meant terrorism. >> reporter: pan am flight 103 went down in a blazing fireball. >> anthony: libya meant a bad place where a comical megalomaniacal dictator was the absolute power. nobody in libya, however, was laughing. >> reporter: reports of explosions. >> reporter: clashes between rioters and security forces. >> anthony: in 2011, what was previously unthinkable happened. the libyan people rose up and fought for their freedom. >> reporter: heavy battles raging around the libyan capital. >> anthony: they fought like hell. >> reporter: the rebels are about to force gaddafi's complete departure. >> anthony: and they recorded

god bless military families, those who serve. and god bless america.i just realized i have done this a few years but i think i need volunteers to help me this career. [inaudible conversations] >> the president: i am going to blow the horn first, but we will let everybody get a chance. there is going to be 11 blows of the horn. [inaudible conversations] [horn blowing] [applause] [applause] [applause] [applause] [applause] [inaudible conversations] >> this week the c-span city tour hosting with comcast partners take you to alabama to explore the literary culture of the city which is home the the university of alabama. we will learn about had history of the university of alabama in the 1960's. >> i think, above all, they were trying to get the university of alabama away from this party school-football school focus and get it heading into new direction to become a viable academic institution first in the south and then nationally. it took a while to do that. pist you had to hire faculty. only a third of the faculty had degrees when he was hired. by 1965 tw