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. >> his leg was healed instantaneously because he saw me as god, god, god, god, god! watch this woman who jones said had a broken leg. >> you'll see her walk on this leg like it was never broken. >> a helper cuts through the cast. >> now the leg was broken yesterday? now run! >> jones asks if she feels any pain. >> jump up and drown real quick! no pain whatsoever. >> thank you. >> they traveled around the country and held these meetings and pulled these fake healings and fake miracles and people would shell out money like you wouldn't believe. >> this is jerry parks as he looked back then. he was fooled for years. >> but it was all through lies and fake healings and all that stuff. the man was fake. i know now that he was fake from beginning. >> by his own account, jim jones was born on the wrong side of the tracks in a small indiana town in the depression years. at 21, jones became a student pastor by taking a correspondence course. within a few years he had started his own church in indianapolis, named it peoples temple and opened its doors to african-americans. he

, or not believe in god in some cases. >> to my mind it doesn't say you have to believe in god, it doesn't say you shouldn't believe in god. it says have faith in the stories that take you through your experience with life and if they take you to god, they take you to god, and if they take you in other directions, that's fine, but listen to the stories. >> reporter: and as pi himself says in telling his story, "you'll decide for yourself what to believe." for "religion and ethics newsweekly," i'm deborah potter in new york. >>> as thanksgiving approaches, jewish rabbis and cantors across the nation are hoping to raise awareness of hunger in america. as part of the third annual jewish community food stamp challenge, they have agreed to try to live on no more than $31.50. that's a week. that's the average sum a person in need receives through the federal food stamp program. rabbi lenny gordon is one of those undertaking the challenge. we joined him as he began his week at mishkan tefila synagogue in chestnut hill, massachusetts. >> i am doing the food stamp challenge, and many of my colleagues are doing it during this week

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god of jacob. -- god of isaac, and the god of jacob. hid his face, for he was afraid to look at god. then the lord said, i have observed the misery of my people who are in egypt. i have heard their cries on account of their taskmasters. i know their sufferings. i have come to deliver them from the egyptians. and to bring them up out of that land, to a good and broad land. on land flowing with milk and honey. to the country of the canaanites, the hittites, the amorites, and the jebusites. the cry of the israelites has now come to me. i have also seen how the egyptians oppress them. so come, i will send you to pharaoh to bring my people, the israelites, out of egypt. but moses said to god, who am i that i should go to pharaoh and bring the israelites out of egypt? god said, i will be with you. and this will be the sign for you that it is i who sent you. when you have brought the people out of egypt, you shall worship god on this mountain. but moses said to god, if i come to the israelites and say to them, the god of your ancestors has sent

. >> god bless you, god bless the united states of america. >> god bless you. god bless america! >> god bless america adds to something unexpected like hanging chads. this is over in four days. anita? >> don't jinx us, gary. tuesday's weather could play a role in voter turnout. here is topper with a look at what you can expect from the all-important swing state. >> reporter: yes, here are most of the swing states. good news. a little bit of rain in wisconsin, maybe 45 with some light rain in milwaukee. but by early november for early november, that's not bad actually. some clouds in des moines, 56. dubuque, 45 with clouds. ohio looks fantastic. sunshine, temperatures in the 40s. mid-50s for cincinnati. that's about as good as it gets for november and ohio. now in new hampshire, we've got upper 30s in berlin. low 40s here. also with sunshine. west virginia and north carolina, this may be a little overdone. clouds will be on their way in. we'll be dry in virginia. 49 in lees, 52 in richmond. light rain possibly in raleigh, which may hold off until the polls close and 50 in charlotte

property is people ok those decisions i mean see was was was was funny person from god told me i'm telling. you was to god and i was in the was a she was. at the culmination of individual bargaining the issues coming together with the secular part that turned on them to come to shul and then not tell a clear. cut that they didn't know how can a parent emailing them about how that money feel not political speech. was clear to them today and how he's coming to top post doctrines must be abolished he cannot overturn corporate functionality and still allow wealthy individuals to spend a hundred enough the money how can. you. have . had how. how. how. how how have you all. these in a humid hot sun if i thought that ha is what we're all by it is democracy the month club city look around at the power monopolies have you noticed people are like this double our society safe we get freedoms like let's use we can excuse it someone's got to lose with some point for race you know where as if it's not going to go if we all believe you don't build on the backs of baltimore it's by those words all forgotten the phrase we

god and religion. >> no. this is a book about science. it doesn't talk about god. >> it mocks god i looked at it it? doesn't. which you have looked at. >> bill: i went through that book and you basically are saying that everything can be explained by science. correct? >> well, everything about the natural world can be explained by science. where does it mock god? >> it basically says these things are myths, not true. >> every chapter has myths at the beginning of the chapter. >> bill: hah-ha. >> egyps. >> bill: playing semantic games with me. you are trying to get to the kid and say you are an idiot if you believe with god. god. myths from all over the world. judeo myth is thrown in occasionally as one of many myths from around the world. >> bill: judeo-christian philosophy is not a myth. >> bill: through the history. so worst regimes have been atheist stick, communists under stalin. >> nothing to do with atheism. >> bill: no, really? see, my hypothesis is that religion is a constraint on society. goodwill toward men, teach treating everybody as jesus taught the same as you. how you would like to be

god for guidance. tell me, how is god telling you what to do? godack a lunch -- >> we look today for god to tell us. david was the medium through which god spoke to us. >> reporter: so you listened to david believing david was receiving his messages from god? >> correct. if you didn't think god was telling him, you wouldn't have been there. >> reporter: by the end of day two, negotiators have a breakthrough. koresh promises to lead his disciples out, if the feds put his bible lecture on the radio nationwide. >> i, david koresh, agree upon the broadcasting of this tape to come out peacefully with all the people. >> reporter: clive doyle thinks life for him and his 18-year-old daughter, shari, will soon return to normal. >> when they're talking about us coming out, i go pack a lunch, tell my daughter, we're going to go out and search the grass. i'm still thinking a search warrant. i don't know how long it will take. we might get hungry. we'll sit out there. when it's through, we'll come back home. >> what we're trying to present today -- >> reporter:

god god bless you. >> to make sure that no matter who you are or what you look like, where you come from, what your last name is, your status, no matter what you can make it in america. >> dan: monthly jobs report showeda increase in more than 170,000 jobs across the country but analysts say it will unlikely to affect tuesday's outcome. stay tuned for the results on tuesday. the moment the polls close and we'll have live updates all night long on the broadcast and on facebook and on twitter. we've got you covered. >> breaking news in menlo park, at least four people have been shot. let's get right to ama daetz at the scene. >> i'm standing on ivy and the shooting happened on ivy and windmere. you see menlo park police is still investigating. police tell me it all begin after 8:00 after they got several reports of shots being fired in the area. when they got on the scene and got to the location, they found four adult males shot. they tell me about the victims were taken to twoospital. two are doing well. one is critically injured. another in serious condition. as for the motive they don't

god black and the religion black. but there was hints of this from a christian- in detroit also- a very big christian minister. oh, what's his name? he said he was god- the man who said he was god, and his white- >> father divine? >> father divine. thank you. thank you. thank you. i'm sorry i couldn't get that right away. father divine, he taught his people that god was a black man. and he was before farad, he was teaching before farad. i think farad- oh, i didn't finish my explanation on- much earlier, you lost patience and the time was running out; i could understand it, i didn't try to finish it. but now, if you don't mind, i'll finish it. >> oh, please. >> yeah. what i was wanting to say about farad is that his idea was really a scheme- a scheme, a plot, a trick- to get us to believe that we were getting a legitimate religion, and to hold us with that until we become more literate and understand reality better, more intellectually curious, and that we would see the ridiculousness- he intentionally made his religion very ridiculousness- that we would see the ridiculousness, and we would say, "oh, this can't be. but why would this man do this?" and the smarter ones would say,

." >> in your mind you're screaming, like, "oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god." of have this cool face on, and just have a smile on your face, and act like you're completely calm. but inside it's just like... i was a rush of emotions. >> there's so many talented kids that i know are going to be there that i feel that if i could just get a chance to be a finalist and showcase what i have as well, i would be perfectly happy with that. >> so ladies, pay attention to this. this is how you get from stage right to stage left. my name is alix claps. i'm the production stage manager for the jimmy awards. i take my pied piper and my parade of 60 kids down underneath. and i want the kids know how to get from one side to another, because they have to do that during the show. that's the orchestra room. don't mess with them. if you are one of the six finalists, and you get sent to be loaded on the elevator, this is the elevator. we're coming up to stage left, okay? then, i take them up to the stage left stairs, and we get onto stage left and then take them out on stage. and i

god. not just the state, but in the sight of god, as is the love shared by heterosexual couples. >> what makes you sure that god does want this? >> because god is love. i am persuaded that god is love, and that for me is the fundamental message of scripture. >> how is it that the group that says it's being discriminated against takes all the authority, all the privilege, all the rights, pulls all the levers and has greater rights than the rest of us? >> not too far away in beltsville, maryland, bishop harry jackson has been a major opponent of gay marriage. where does it say in the bible that homosexuals shouldn't marry? >> it says it all over. start with deuteronomy, leviticus, first corinthians, go on and on. >> it says homosexual shouldn't marry in the bible? no, there's a prohibition against homosexual activity. >> i take the bible with the utmost seriousness. yet i realize that there are times when the bible misbehaves. it is not at its best self. the bible promotes genocide, the bible lessens half of the human race in its dehumanizing statements when it talks about women. the bible says a lot of things. >

god god's sake, use it. >>> the senate race, a political bloodbath for the republicans. can't wait to talk about that. >> and i am well aware that i will be the first openly gay member. 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[ ♪ theme music ♪ ] >> cenk: i'm going to war against the pundits today. the rest of the pundits on tv said those republicans they're going to set it off. those democrats are a lot of trouble. their gut instinct is that republicans are right. republicans are right. what happened hoss? it turned out they didn't pick up seats they lost seats. they're not going to win in montana. wrong again, jon tester won to denny rehberg. sad day for you rehberg pack up and go home. they spent a tremendous amount of money against tester, they were so confident but tester explained it didn't work out this way. >> this victory is our victory because it proves that neither corporations or billionaires can buy the state of montana and buy elections. [applause] in montana we believe that people and their ideas and their values are what governor us. >> cenk: well, okay, find, the democrats won in montana. but then they got to win in north dakota, north dakota, they're not going to win there right? heidi heitkamp the democrat wins 50.5 to rick berg, who conceded earlier today. sad day for you all. and then the democrats picked up seats in the canada. they had 53 caucusing over all. now there are 53 democratic seats and two independent who are very likely to caucus with them. and then they didn't just pick up seats but they picked up lions like elizabeth warren. >> for every family that has been chipped at, squeezed and hammered, we're going to fight for a level playing field and we're going to put people back to work. [ cheering ] to all the small business owners who are tired of a system rigged against them, we're going to hold the big guys accountable. >> cenk: damn straight! damn straight! then i love this quote, i think this is an election where we stuck to our values: make sure social values are protected and millionaires and billionaires pay their fair share. that's the heart of it. i hope that's exactly what democrats stick to. for victories this epic, who would you turn to? [ ♪ music ♪ ] >> cenk: michael shure is in "the war room" war room. that's where we'll turn to. >> i was wondering as i listened to your intro, who is wrong more dick morris or bob? it would be tough. >> cenk: bob might be dick morris' nickname. >> that's what we should be calling him bob. this is what the map looked like going into the races yesterday. they were down. they had the democrats at 21 seats up and two independents who would caucus with them. joe lieberman and bernie saunders won. they got 25 yesterday if you include from maine they have not said who he will caucus with. it is presumed he'll caucus with the democrats. he's a bit of good news today. races we looked at yesterday. you mentioned the jon tester race you mentioned the heitkamp race todd akin lost missouri by 16 points. >> cenk: that is an ass kicking. >> it doesn't get more legitimate than that. then indiana where richard mourdock lost by six points. the amount of money spent and we discussed this ad nauseam. the amount of money spent in two senate races by linda mcmahon who lost to murphy, and then that tester race, you look at the state of montana. you look at the senate race, so much of what they got and tester was able to get was indian reservation land here in montana. up here you have the reservation. so much of it is in indian land. the same thing in south north dakota. and then we can't get that map to work. in any case the indian reservations helped both the democrats in these razor thin margin states. in the house there are a couple of races we want to talk about. the house of representatives saw what we think is a big upset. allen west doesn't think it's a big upset. he lost. he'll demand a recount. he has demanded that recount in florida. that is great news for the house of representatives. great news for the tea party losing. one race in california, the brad sherman, howard berman race that was almost literally a bloodbath when sherman tried to challenge him to a fist fight. berman just beat him down at the polls. and then in the palm springs area the 33rd district lost to raul luis. if you think the latino vote-- vote----the macks they boast both lost races. >> cenk: let's look at the composition of the house real quick. right now the race that has been called. seven are still being decided it looks like the republicans held onto the house but they lost seats in the house which a lot of people are not talking about. >> no, that's true. today the silver lining for the republicans is that they did in fact, hole on to the house. john boehner just today was saying that people voted for status quo in the house of representatives. one of them is that we spent so much time about the citizens united, the amount of money put into the presidential race and the senate races and it made the biggest difference in the house. so much money spent on a local level where it's hard to combat that level for a lot of these challenges and it made it difficult. theythe democrats did pick up seats in the house john boehner said he's ready for the president to lead them. we'll see. >> cenk: we'll talk about the republicans who lost in the house later in the program. those losers. in fact, when we come back, you want to talk about losers. here comes dick morris. >> all right dick, what do you think? >> we're going it win by a landslide. it will be the biggest surprise in recent american political history. >> cenk: oops. there is a lot more where that came from. and then on gay marriage in we're very happy on capitol hill to see the very good news. >> and the possibility of same-sex marriage. our 74 support he is helpedded then how'd i get this... 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[ forsythe ] if i wouldn't put it on my table at home, i wouldn't bring it in. my name's jon forsythe and i sea food differently. >> cenk: now this is one of my favorite of all time on "the young turks." now let's talk about the looosers from last night. first we go to fox news and karl rove. this is awesome. fox news at some point had to bend to reality. they called ohio and the election for president obama. karl rove was not happy about that. this is what happened next. >> do you believe that ohio has been settled? >> no, i don't. >> you don't say that obama is going to winners you just say he want won yet. >> this is premature. we've got a quarter of the vote. >> i understand what carl is saying, but if you look at some of these counts that are left out there there are a lot of votes left for obama. >> i don't know what the outcome is going to be, but we got to be careful about calling things when we have 991 votes separating the two candidates and a quarter of the vote left to count. >> well, folks maybe not so fast. >> thank you. >> great to have you guys here. >> that's awkward. >> cenk: that is, indeed awkward. what is really awkward is that karl rove runs one of the largest super pacs in the country, and he has an enormous financial incentive for romney to win the election. then he goes on a "media" news outlet and says, yeah, yeah, take it off the bothered off the board. i haven't decided if i'm going to call it an election or not. here comes cable news history as he makes megyn kelly walk back to those who called the election for fox news. >> karl rove said we should figure out what the deal is, mngyn, i'll watch you go down to the steps to interview them. >> we were thinking this wouldn't be necessary. but, hmm as it turns out we'll do a little interrogation to see if they stand by their call. this is the decision desk. you tell me whether you stand by your call in ohio given the counts that karl rove raised. >> we're quite comfortable with the call in ohio. >> cenk: that was an awesome walk of shame. guess what happened at the end. turns out president obama won ohio and the election. oops? what now karl. so karl rove in the middle of the ring. who will land an elbow on top of his head? karl rove. why did you predict that romney would win the election when there was no basis for that. why did you tell these guys on fox news no, no, i need to call the election back. because i guess you were embarrassed. you were going to be embarrassed no matter what. you're karl rove. he's not the only one. do you remember dick morris. mr. smug dick forries and his insane predictions on fox news. >> it would not continue, and that was not going to be the permanent turnout model in the united states, and i was wrong. we are now in a turnout model that is totally different than we've ever had. blacks are now 13% of the votes not 11%. latinos are 10% not 8%. and people under 30 are 19% not 17%. >> cenk: i didn't think they were going to let the latinos blacks and young people vote. if i had gotten that i would have thought that obama would win. loser. what happened to the 300 electoral votes--oh, it's dick morris on dick morris. buti called president obama's victory six weeks before it happened. do you think that was early? i called joe walsh losing a year and a half before it happened. watch this. t >> joe walal, clowowofof the earth, man. again, he thinks on medicare you got to double down, you got to go harder at it. he's a first termer, he's going to be one and out. i'd be really surprised if he survived that first term. he's a bull in a china shop. he has no idea what he's doing. >> cenk: now he can go on home. that was on may 26, 2011. wonone and done. now his or her is compilation. >> i was fully prepared to lose this battle. >> you're never quite prepared to come forward with a speech that is required tonight. >> things don't always turn out the way you think they are going to. >> we all may wake up tomorrow morning with long faces with long faces. >> when the numbers looking, we have lost this race. >> i will look back knowing that i was attacked for standing for my principles. >> it's particularly appropriate to thank godes and who is much wiser than we are. >> cenk: well, finally you admitted that. he makes no mistakes. apparently he meant for you to be a looser. now mourdock-- wait, what have we got here? joe walsh on joe walsh. i didn't see that coming. he wanted to hit himself one last time. i love mourdock's statement. he said, they attacked me for my principles. yes, that's what happens in elections. and turns out they liked the other person's principles more than your principles. welcome to democracy. let's bring in the crew, ana kasparian, jayar jackson michael shure is in "the war room" in san francisco. now before we get to the talking here i want to play you one more clip. rush limbaugh has figured out it turns out there are minorities in the country. he's on it. >> rush: we put forth some of the most accomplished minorities that this country has to offer. the republican party has more elected hispanic serving in office than the democratic party has. yet what is said about republicans? racis

and a little word called god wink came into my mind, little "g", godspeed, god send, god wink and i used it to replace the word coincidence and i found it absolutely worked and became a new word in the language. >> gov. mike huckabee: what i love, it remind us that if we believe the bible, that god knows how many hairs are on our head, which for me is simpler than it needs to be and if god knows every sparrow that falls, then, that means he is intimately involved in our lives, and some things we look around and say, wow, it really isn't a wow moment, it is as you would call it a god wink moment. >> the thing i like best about having this as my job now is that god winks are now a concrete connection between you and you and you and me and somebody up there. a concrete connection. because, when a god wink happens you know it is special to you and out of 6 billion people on the planet, a direct person-to-person message. hey, kid, i'm thinking of you right now. >> gov. mike huckabee: one of the best god winks that happened to you was meeting your lovely wife, louise, who may be one of the mos

god bless you. god bless our veteran, god bless our men and women in uniform. s these united states of america. thank you very much. [applause] >> please rise and join the united states navy band in singing "god bless america." [god bless america] please remain standing as we retire the colors. retire the colors. [triumphant music playing] >> eric: what a scene, especially with the older veterans. the president saying a proud nation excess expresses our gratitude, noting thats this is the first veterans day in a decade that there are no soldiers in iraq. a tribute to taylor morris, a quadruple amputee who got married and couldn't come today because he is kayaking. >> jamie: we will take a quick break. i want to thank everyone for the photos of the vets. they are all in our hearts and mines today. we'll be right back. [ man ] ring ring... progresso this reduced sodium soup says it mahelp lower cholesterol, how does it work? you just he to eat it as part of your heart healthy diet. step 1. eat the soup. all those veggies and beans, that's what may help lower your

god. oh, my god. >> it hit my car? >> it hit your car. >> there's fire dad. there's a fire. >> okay, my god. >> there's nothing i can do about that. >> oh, my god. >> oh, my god. >> certainly puts things in perspective like not only watching that video because it's incredible but hearing the family react and there's stuff -- they are stuck inside the house. >> and shows the helplessness against mother nature. >> exactly. unfortunately i am watching another system that is going to be tracking across the area. i will show it to you on the map. doesn't look like it's going to do anything to us but new england i say maybe thursday wednesday thursday of next week, they could be seeing a coastal storm. and again you know about the track of things and it's way far out to sea if it comes closer inland or not. but that's what we are thinking right now. and i have to mention that. >> isn't the idea of rain in the area. >> yeah. >> and i wouldn't be doing my job if i didn't mention that. i know you don't want to hear it but this is what we are thinking. for us at home it will stay to the south and tra

god. oh, my god, diana ross. >> you make fun of us for having dogs dress up for halloween. tell me these dogs are not frickin adorable dressed up. >> hypocrite! >> i don't know anything about this. >> carter dressed as an alligator. >> laila as you. >> more news in just a moment but first the latest from the tmz storm center superdoppler h.d. 4000 stormtracker center. superstorm sandy has left the jersey shore in ruins. the cast of "jersey shore" devastated. pauley d doing his part to help the victims in recovery -- just kidding. he went to vegas! >> vegas! >> whoa, vegas. vegas good. >> he is there spinning at rehab and there are two chicks completely making out behind him and he doesn't even turn around to look at them. >> how do you tell a whole story with a still picture? >> i can tell the whole story with picture. >> you have to show off your man boy nippie. >> my nipples that hard? >> you should wear some paper over them. >> i want you to rub them. slowly at first. >> we shouldn't do this. >> indeed, that's why there's storm coverage. >> we have an argument in the newsroom because i wanted to say they were lesbians and then they might not be lesbians but are just engaging in a kiss and they might not be bisexual. >> can two chicks do that? >> lesbian, bisexual, who cares. two chicks making out. now it's time for mass. >> what if there were five? >> if the girl is a five and a guy is looking for a seven. >> she kisses a girl she becomes an 8 1/2. >> you have two fives, then you have a 10. >> never [beep] a 10. one night, five dudes. >> it's the new meth. >> can we black bar those things? great. superdoppler h.d. stormtracker center. >> what's good, man? >> mater o'hara, he was randy on "the wire." >> you excited disney is taking over george lucas, "star wars? >> that's awesome. >> oh, my god. abby and brittany. >> what? >> that girl over there is dressed like the conjoined twins. you know the twins abby and brittany. >> i'm brittany and this is abby. >> could you introduce who you really are? >> i'm dax's intern. >> dax is always having someone work for him. what do you do? >> everyone has interns. >> no wonder he has 5,000 twitter fans. it's all >> twins. >> vagina grave wednesday, vagina grave wednesday, yeah! >> with celebrity props rex lee. >> one question for you. >> ok. >> the guy in serbia, his wife passed away. on her headstone, he puts a carving of her vagina. >> yes, this odd etching is quickly becoming the most famous serbian made cavity since ferdinand gunshot wound. >> she wanted this on her head set. >> what is the motivation? >> she wanted it on her headstone and she was passing away. and she says, this way you will always remember me and not chase any other ass. >> and that's a quote. and horribly misquoted by this guy. but you get the gist. >> is that inc

god forgives you? do you feel -- >> he's your god too. >> okay, does god forgive you? >> god forgives all. loves everyone regardless. >> fry would not discuss his crimes with us. but our producer pressed him on whether his victims would be as forgiving as he believes god would be. >> what would you say if you showed up to the afterlife and there were the people you victimized? >> hello, brother. you know? when we go to the kingdom of god, there is no anger. there is no strife. all that will be taken from us. ♪ amazing grace ♪ >> the people i have hurt directly, i do beg forgiveness. you know. i've already asked god for his forgiveness. and all i can do is ask you to please forgive me, and if you don't, okay. and you get to live with the power of your own hate. >> fry surprised our crew when he placed his four brutal murders on the same plane as another crime. >> let me ask you a question. is it a greater sin to steal a cracker or to kill someone? god doesn't see it that way. you break one sin, you break all sins. if you are guilty of the least of this, you are guilty of all. so what does i

god and religion. >> no. this is a book about science. it doesn't talk about god. >> it mocks god i looked at it it? >> no it doesn't. which you have looked at. >> bill: i went through that book and you basically are saying that everything can be explained by science. correct? >> well, everything about the natural world can be explained by science. where does it mock god? >> it basically says these things are myths, not true. >> every chapter has myths at the beginning of the chapter. >> bill: hah-ha. >> egyps. >> bill: playing semantic games with me. you are trying to get to the kid and say you are an idiot if you believe with god. >> nothing with god. myths from all over the world. judeo myth is thrown in occasionally as one of many myths from around the world. >> bill: judeo-christian philosophy is not a myth. >> bill: through the history. so worst regimes have been atheist stick, communists under stalin. >> nothing to do with atheism. >> bill: no, really? see, my hypothesis is that religion is a constraint on society. goodwill toward men, teach treating everybody as jesus taught the same as you.

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god. oh my god. oh my god. the whole time? >> i do not think i can take this. to hit somethingnt until they feel as bad as i do. >> here, hit this. mama?t's my destiny, >> you are going to have to figure that out for yourself. life is a box of chocolates. you never know you were going to get. tavis: you have quite a bit of work in the rearview mirror. what do think? >> i do not know what i think. i hardly ever look at that. i do not know. gosh i looked young in "smokey and the bandit." tavis: what is amazing is the range your career has covered already. >> it has covered a lot of years. it is like almost 50. it will be 50 years i have been doing this professionally. we are almost in 2013. i started in 1964. it has been averse road of ups and downs and sideways. tavis: too nice to talk about that diverts road of ups and downs inside his, mostly ups. the latest role would -- will add without question more talk to this career because it is a memorable performance. her portrayal of mary tood lin coln. here now a scene from "lincoln". ignorant ofk i'm what you are u

god for thee. god keep our land. glorious and free. oh, canada, we stand on god for thee. n god for thee ♪ [applause] >> thank you, ladies and gentlemen. please take your seats. mayor lee, vice admiral beman, major general spies casy doyle. welcome to the city of san francisco fleet week. the city of san francisco ed lee supports the city services and recognizes that san francisco plays a key role in honoring our troops and families during this 2012 fleet week. on behalf of vice admiral beman, we proudly welcome you today. >> the 2012 san francisco fleet week is a city and county event produced and executed by the san francisco fleet week association in conjunction with commander, u.s. navy third athlete, gerald beman and the united states marine corps major general spie s. the association is comprised of 12 board of directors, all of whom are volunteers. the chairman, major general michael myatt. united states marine corps retired. jod jodie breakenridge, retired. senator finestein and george schulz. the san francisco fleet week board of directors are planning fleet week y

god's strength and not my own. leaning on god's strength, leaning on my faith community i turned to my church and said "i don't know how to do this. i don't know how i'm going to get through this." >> if we're caring for other people, we're no good unless we take care of ourselves, and believe me, i have to remind myself of that quite regularly. >> reverend kate bryant is rector of stine's church, st. james episcopal church in leesburg, virginia. she went through a similar experience with her own mother, and says the spiritual aspects can often be overlooked. >> as in any care giving situation, that care can be so demanding emotionally, physically, and it's also demanding spiritually. i think a lot of people who are in care giving situations ask "why is god doing this to me? where is god in the midst of all this?" and they really struggle with spiritual matters as they pertain to aging parents. >> bryant says many people in her congregation were dealing with aging parents, so she and stine began searching for faith-based resources and support groups. but there didn't seem to be any. >> in my frustration i said something like, well there should be. i mean, when you become a parent, there's all these support groups and information, you're bombarded with it, but nothing when you have to take care of a parent? >> they started the "caregivers for aging parents" ministry at st. james. the ministry provides practical resources for parental caregivers and pairs those who have gone through it with those who are just beginning. >> know where your parents' finances are kept, what that situation is, do you have a living will, do you have a healthcare proxy, some of that information you can get at any local council on aging, it's laying over the spir

god, how has my life come to this? i wish i'd never won the lotto. (laughter) i didn't win. oh. oh, god, thank god.k to the salt mine. (laughter) from now on, no more stupid gambles, i'm going to keep my money safe in the stock market. (laughter) nation -- (cheers and applause) nation, there is a war on traditional marriage in this country did you know many of those brides and grooms on the top of wedding cakes aren't legally married? you're frosting in sin! now the threat to traditional marriage is coming from inside the couple. >> the importance of marriage among women rose 9 percentage point from 1997 from 28% to 37%. but those women aren't finding men to marry. apparently because men are less interested, dropping from 35% to 29%. >> stephen: shocking! women want to get married more than men do. (laughter) that's from the same researchers who found that women ten to scratch their balls less than men. (laughter and applause) true. shocking. are these chilling marriage statistics mean there are millions of women who may never walk down the aisle, and that brings us tonight's word. (cheers and appl