go--go over there right now and tell her that i'm not goin' to hell! you know, i would love to, but i don't make the rules. oh, you know what? whipped cream. hey, you really think that i'm goin' to hell? i try not to think about it. look, hey, i don't care what you think, all right? i don't want you talkin' to my kids about this stuff anymore! you got that?! since when do you give me orders? since you crossed over the line. hi, raymond. you hungry? have some cake. i don't want any cake! we have whipped cream. how about this, marie: your son doesn't want me talkin' to my own grandchildren. oh? that isn't what i said. i'll talk to anyone i want anytime i want. unfortunately, raymond, this is america. mom, i don't want him tellin' ally-- hey, hey! what are you doin'? are you talkin' to my wife? what? don't talk to my wife. all right. all right, dad, don't be cute. hey, hey, hey! you wanna be like that, you don't talk to her! only i talk to her! hello, sweetheart. how are you? oh, i'm fine, but, you know, i have a thing that-- oh, stop it, mom! he doesn't

trooper barry goins an 18-year veteran of the force is assigned to train trooper jasmine andreesen, a rookie six months out of the academy. >> barry was not my fto, he was not my training officer. i was riding with him that night because my fto had other arrangements and had something else to do that night. >> no. no, we don't go out with a rookie very often. >> they're at the tail end of a particularly busy night when they decide to look for an easy way to finish their shift. i went on the county road that i'm familiar with, and i was just going to stay there till the end of the shift. >> we were working stationary radar. so we were sitting still and the lights were out. >> a car comes by 64 in a 50. i'm a little bit bored, and i go pull it over and make a traffic stop on the car. >> trooper andreesen questions the driver who is now out of the car while trooper goins talks to the passenger who is avoiding eye contact. >> when i go up and i.d. and see what the story is with the guy in the front seat, and there's something not right about him. i wanted to find out what was going on. ok

i'm tired.i'm goin'. oh, sure. now you gotwhat y, now you're goin' to sleep. what else is new?t do ya want? i want to havea convers. i want to talk to you. is that asking so much? i know where this is goin'. good. come here.sit dow. how much talkingcan a guy take? thank you. now... what would yourtribute ? well? this is stupid. it wasn't stupidwhen yo. yes, it was. i now realizehow s. and generous answer,ry y didn't i? well, didn't i? all right. what are yougetting ready for? i'm notanointing you here. about me.isn't every das well, it's not every daythat yo. oh, stop it, frank. come on, what were youg? sometimes you spitwhen you talk. oh, that's it.that'. hey, what did i say?com. you're the one for me! you wanna know why peopledon't ? you wanna know? 'cause you offer them nothing.t. you have to give love,frank, to. and you have never, everbeen wi. you just takeand take and take of a personality,ody to acceptys because it's you.to put up witht you know whatthe sad part is? you are surrounded by familywho, and you push them away. you push us all away. you don't haveto push anymo

all right, i'm--i'm goin' home. i'm goin' home. this little exorcism wore me out.u can sleep on my couch. frank: good night, girls! come on, let's go. good night, boys. sleep tight. don't let the bedbugs bite. not that there are bedbugs. you're perfectly safe. but make sure you lock your door... raymond: got it, ma. because in the neighborhood you never know-- hey, come on, come on, come on. whoa, what are you doing? mom's making herself tea. we can get dad. come on, let's go back in around the front. he's still in the bathroom, man. come on, go. this is so great. yeah, get in, get in, get in. unh! hah! little payback time. yeah. so how shall we do it? we'll just--we'll just jump out and scream. yeah. like, "we're gonna get you," or "we need blood," or "i got a hammer!" no, no, no, no. just--just scream, like "yaaaah!" yeah, good. yaaaah. whooooo. no whoooo, just yaaaah! yaaaah! yeah, yeah, yeah. this is so fun, you know? we gotta do this more often. we should do this a lot. yeah. maybe the more we do it to him, the less that we'll be scared. like therapy. yeah, so

we're goin' to church. come on. oh. aw. mom. all right. ok, here. turn that off.dy? [with mouth full] i have to work, honey. see? he's eating his business lunch. i am working. there's a big game on today. i thought it didn't start until 1:00. ok, yeah, but there's a pregame. look, i don't tell you how to do your job, right? all right, everybody, let's go! chch tim chop-chop. you usually hide upstairs until we leave. a little more brazen in your blasphemy. don't tell him how to do his job. come on. let's go. hey, what...? i don't know why god put church and football at the same time. as a matter of fact, bring that up today. come on, kids! wait up! wait up! unwashed, unshaven, scratching himself. all my love, all my--my caring. i poured my heart into this boy. this is my one regret as a parent. i'm the one goin' to church! hey, ray... hey, debra, look. look at this. what? you're in jail. look at that. goin' on 10 years now. yeah. honey, show daddy your picture. oh...did y draw that? that's beautiful. you're quite the little artist. tell daddy what it is. no. no, no

"hey, now, where are you guys goin'?" they're all goin' way, yeah? and you're a molecule right in there. now you're gonna bound off all those guys. and when you bound up, you pick up speed or lose speed? - lose speed. - you lose speed. that speed goes out to the air. all that energy spreads out. in there, you've got less energy. it's--you put a thermometer-- it's--you--right here. it's really cooler. it's cooler when it expands. does that have a lot to do with weather or not? a lot to do with weather conditions. expanding air will chill, will cold, will become colder. neato? can you see why? pretty neat, huh? yeah. so you're at the top of the mountains, honey, you know why it's so cold up there. that air has been expanding. and when it's been expanding, of course, it's cold up there. it's a lot closer to the sun. no, no, that expansion rate, that expanding of that air cools it a lot. so actually when you heat something, it expands and you happen to put more energy into it because the--for expanding, too, to heat it up? oh, now, we can get a little mi

what's goin' on? my nephew is involved with, um, a charity for cerebral palsy.nd i was wondering if maybe you'd like to... you know... what? uh, donate to the charity. oh, god. of course i would. pshhh. get it over here! get that over here. thank you. you know, i'm always good for some serious buckage. wow. two dollars? three dollars? people out here do not care about...diseases. i'm going to give you $25. that's...that's... that's very generous. oh, my gosh. well, listen, oscar. generosity, and togetherness, and community, all convalescences into...morale. that's what i say, so... [clicks tongue] (pam) hey, jim. can i talk to you for a second? sure. what's up? um, i don't know. i'm just, like, going a little crazy. 'cause i keep overhearing all of these conversations between michael and corporate about, like... staff issues. oh, no. yeah. he's making me take notes on these meetings, and i'm like, "these people are my friends," right. but he's all like, "this is confidential, you can't tell anybody." but i don't know, i just feel like i wanna-- just promise me y

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where are you goin'? though the bride clearly can't be bothered, some members of the wedding party chase after debbie to bring her back. (tash) come on back! tash, i can't do this. come on-- we gonna get 'em. we gonna get 'em under control. naw, i can't do this-- i can't do this. everybody out of control and not paying attention. people talking... i'm tired. c'mon-- c'mon. you can't quit on us-- the wedding is saturday. what're we gonna do? i'm sorry, ya'll. i cannot do this-- i nnot do this. people ain't listening. okay, we'll get'm to listen. no. you know what-- did she really quit? aw, (deleted)! they'll listen-- i promise. come on-- you can't walk out on us. come on. some people had to come outside and talk me off the ledge, but after that, i did feel a bit more appreciated. okay, ya'll need to listen up. our wedding coordinator was just fixin' to walk out on us. we need to get it together. we only have about fifteen minutes left in here, to rehearse for this wedding on saturday. guys on left-- girls

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>> jack lu is speaking out about the deal that put an end to the government shutdown and raise the goin debt ceiling. >> it was a close call. >> there was a faction that took control of the direction of this tediedebate. i would look at what republican lieders have said to themselves. i think the message that we have to send going forward this was a tunnel ee turnina -- turning poy night. and it won't happen again. it can't happen again. >> it was a turning point for the country that won't be allowed to happen again. >> same sex marriage is legal in new jersey. the supreme court rejected a request. the state's newly elected senator has been officiating same sex marriages since 1 12:stloi 1. 12:01. >> i wouldn't officiate marriages gay and les lesbian americans were second class citizens and they didn't have equal rights and equality under the law. now we do. this is a day of rejoicing. >> it's the law for now. it could be thrown out. in january the high court will here appeals against same sex marriage in new jersey. >> in egypt police and students clashed over the weekend. ththey were

(askins) "you got vets out here that's goin homeless because they can't come in here and get the servicest they're supposed to get because the employees are not here at work." maryland's department of budget...estimate s that a two weekloss of income for federal workers... could reduce state tax revenues...by more than 50- million dollars. university of baltimore...profe ssor of finance...steven isberg...says that's revenue...the state cannot afford to lose. (isberg) "it's still squelching the growth engine in this economy which is small and medium sized enterprises." (rydell) "i have a list of all the federal agencies in our area ....at the federal building, john rydell, fox45 news at 5:30." fort mchenry is

goin then we have congress, who they are going to continue to get paid and we won't know if we are going to be get paid for the the shutdown or not.huow it makes me really upset thatt they would actually let this happen. f worried folks. if previous shutdown furlough workers have gotten back pay. however back pay is not guaranteed for furlough workers, it's possible those 800,000 workers will lose money every day the government is shutdown. >>> mean tile d.c. leaders approved a measure that allows district employees to he areempy main on the job even during the federal shutdown. the council approved emergency legislation that would pay pay thousands of d.c. workers out of a an emergency reserve cash fund. officials say that fund will support government operations for a couple of weeks if necessary. >>> there are plenty of place inside our area that are closeds tonight because of the shutdown. some people are not getting that information until it's simply too late. our team coverage continues tonight with will thomas who is in the fox 5 shutdown central. >> as you know, d.c. is one of the

. ♪ come tomorrow, feel no pain ♪ ♪ feel no pain ♪ ♪ toby...toby ♪ to-bee-eee-ey toby's goin' away!ear beers in heaven. oh, okay. yeah. well, actually, too soon. it's, uh-- it's very sexual. [cell phone ringing] sorry. kevin. kevin, where are you? you missed my song, buddy. (kevin) yeah, michael, i'm at gerrity's. you have to come down here. just pay for it and we'll reimburse you when you get back. no, i-- i brought my money. michael, there's something that you need to see. what is it? just hurry. is he okay? yeah, he's at the supermarket. he needs me. yeah, well, the party, driving to the supermket-- it was a big day for him. yeah, that's true. don't move a muscle. i will be back momentarily. all right? [laughs] no, you can-- finish your drink and then i'll--okay. i'll be back. (jan) it was good to see you. it was great to see you, jan. okay. hello, jan. hello.michael. wow, kevin, really? we're--sorry. we're in the middle of a party. is this why you called me down here? yeah, michael, i just, uh-- i think you kids ha a lot to catch up on. oh, okay. yeah. thanks, kevin. um... what

in all thatt beautiful fall foliage.foi >> if there's any consolation,cn at least the weather isn't goin to be great for leaf peeping the next few days, so with the parkr closed --sed -- >> there's folks that reallya r take that in.take thain. >> the photo ops. the photoops. it's a shame and we know peoplee are losing money in a beautifuli time of year.me of yea let's hope it gets settled soons >> little bit of a change coming in. >> the rain took a while to movv in and it's here now.no. it's light for the most part bu i think it will get steadierstae later tonight and during the day tomorrow. tomo still a little daylight as wet w look down on the district butst the streets are wet and i can in see that rain falling in ouralln camera and this is the way we're going to roll for the next few w days. let's talk about radar first fi because this was a little bit of a slow process, a lot of dry aii to overcome and the moisturemois coming in from this coastal area of low pressure off the coast. . it's been spreading in butut you're still drying in hagueerstown.erstown our big forecast dilemma

what is goin on? analyzing patterns -- >> no. you are just pointing out how difficult it is to find and analyze this data. you make it sound lke it's easy. it's not easy. >> it isasy. it is easy. >> hold on. bring dagen in. we're talking about piling on extra data. 75 years worth, everybodyn america. c'mon, we do draw the line somewhere. >> do we? i don't know. i'm with them, though. i think it's sad, distressing but i fully expect the government to behave this way. unfortrtunately -- >> do you accept it? >> i will be dead and gone. i hope they look at my data when i'm dead and in the ground and say, "that girl was crazy!" >> they ll confirm what we already know. >> you know what? when i'm gone, have fun with it. >> my thanks t dgen. stocks continue with the highs we went out and asked people a simple question: how old is the oldest person you've known? we gave people a sticker and had them show us. we learned a lot of us have known someone who's lived well into their 90s. and that's a great thing. but even though we're living lo

where you goin'? to can-a-da. where is it? canada. okay.h, i would like you to pretend that you are from abu dhabi. [british accent] hello. i am ashamed at your naked face. i must cover it with my jacket. you are now sexy in your culture. [cheerful music] ♪ [whistling jolly tune] [copier whirring] t-minus... 6.5 days. [inhales sharply] one more week. pam comes back from new york next week, and everyone here has just been so excited for me. and involved. and intrusive. and weird. [chuckles] one more week! heh heh. (david over intercom) do you have your passport? i have my passport. got your per diem? i have my per diem. i already know what i am going to spend this on. i'm going to buy a sweater. michael, the-- that's for your food. well, i'll just--i'll use different money for that. i was happy to send michael on this trip. he's been feeling pretty down since we had to transfer holly up to new hampshire and-- but this little perk really seemed to turn him around. [chuckling] and it's pretty tough to find somebody who wants to go up to winnip

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i'm goin' to sleep. yeah, are you sure? because everyone else thinks you guys are goin' out. no. (announcer) however, jenni's good friend, erin, seems to have heard otherwise. sean wants to go out. he's not gonna tell you that, 'cause he's afraid of you. but, i mean, like seriously, yeah, he wants to go out, but at the same time, no he doesn't. you know what i mean? yeah. and the thing is he doesn't want to say anything because he doesn't want to start anything. okay. (jenni) can i ask you a question? (sean) sure. (jenni) in private? (jenni) if you want to go out, you need to tell me the truth. (sean) i don't want to go out. (jenni) erin just told me that you told her, and told everyone else, that you said you wanted to go out with the boys tonight. (sean) no, i had this discussion with every single one of them. (jenni) she's like, "he's not gonna say it to you "because he's scared of you, "but he-he said he does want to go out." (sean) no, i'm not going anywhere. sean told me he didn't want to go out, but everyone else is saying that he wants to go out. so i didn't know, so i as

where's this goin'? um, somewhere in here. you gotta tell me when you're dropping it.u doing? nothing. hey, how are you? i'll go get the frame. ok. i delivered one of these to cher yesterday. oh, yeah? yeah. she wasn't there. her assistant was there. i'm not really a futon guy. i'm gonna be a writer. now that i think about it, when that other guy comes back, can you just put it over there instead? yeah. i can do that now. you can? yeah. i don't need him. yeah. that would be great. so, where do you want it? oh! i'm sorry! wait. are you ok? i'm fine, i'm fine. what are you doing? i don't know. i'm gonna be a journalist. give me a hand. what are you doing? pick it up. i'm sorry. are you ok? yeah, i'm fine. you sure? yeah. fine. don't worry about it. hey, lucky i'm not delivering your refrigerator. ok. could you just excuse me for a minute? yeah. we got it. go ahead. yeah, you go run for cover. she's pretty, man. yeah, i could see why you'd want to smother her with the futon. she's different, though. she's, like, different kind of pretty. natural, walk-on-the-beach, have-a

. >>> if you likeat fall i'm goin to deliver. i will show you what we are expecting for the course of the day. this morning we are starting st with clouds and that is what we have. we have plenty of sunshine fornr you before it's said and done. cloudy skies on the back idea of that major storm system that blew through yesterday. tornado warnings, and watches, but things have calm down now, but we did get much-neededded rainfall. here is a look at the current temperatures, at 55 degrees at t national airport. 52 at dulles and 47 at bwi thurgood marshall. let's show out radar, this isis the next weather maker. ma this system is going to gradually grab its way up to the mid-atlantic. we are going to watch it prettyy closely. in the meantime a lot of cooler air on the backside of that front that moves through, back to our maps. we will show you the temperatures, 46 at gaithersburg, and cumberlandmbla 56 degrees the same at manassass that cooler air settling in is s going to bring us back too reality. the jet stream to the north of us

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it's information that can be used by democrat goin demogoges to whip up support.nd lampedusa shouldn't be the end of the line. there is no reason that the island should be over crowded and the island should be made to suffer. you use lampedusa as a welcome sinister you ca center you can have them moved in 24 hours. these things can be managed and organized and europe as a whole needs a more equitiable burden sharing and so the onus doesn't fall on maul at tha maul at mald greece. it shouldn't be because of the happenstance of geography left holding the bag here. it's something that ought to be shared and the european union has failed to do that thugs far. far -- thus far. >> thank you for joining us and bringing attention to the humanitarian crisis that has gotten little attention here in the united states. it's important to know what is going on. thank you to to you both. >>> we still don't have the flying cars of the jetsons but (vo) al jazeera america we understand that every news story begins and ends with people. >> the efforts are focused on rescuing strande

operate of us to training camps, they've been able to do that absolutely, their praft operatives are goin take this very baldly. there are other strong islamist elements that will want to take advantage of this. they will want to push this in the government's face to show they don't have control of the country. there are many that may want to try to attack u.s. targets and try to weaken this current libyan government. we're going to see in next days or perhaps weeks what they're going to try to pull off. >> thanks very much. nic robertson with the latest on that. >> we told you sources grabbed al libi and only one person outside of their home who witnessed, his wife. >> he had an exclusive interview. she defends her husband, she said he used to be in al qaeda, but isn't any more. >> translator: he's my husband and i know him. he was not in contact with anybody before he got back to libya. i came back before he did, in a year and a month or two, he had no contact with smith. it is true my husband was a member of al qaeda. he left al qaeda in 1996, two years before the bombings. he did not

this is the argument that i hear all the time that we are goin ensure and bring businesses back to america you admitting that this is not the right business climate to actually bring businesses back to? >> nothing of the sort. i don't have a list of all of chrysler's factories in front of me. my hunch is that they continue toanufacture cars in the united states and that they will continue to manufacture cars in the united states. they re a global company and a manufacturer and all sorts of places. making a decisiono make an investment in manufacturing in mexico is one of the capital investments that chrysler will make in the next dade, woold assume. i'm glad, i know that you're not, but i'm glad they're still in business. >> we have to let copanies make money. we want your money back from chsler and have them pay xes. they have to be able to make money and that's the botm line for any business. charles: i think that w are all happy that they are in business to do what we disagree on is ow they went about it. i belie that all of them could have found financing and we didn't hav to let them

laura evans is taking a look at how innings thi things are goin. >> reporter: it was an interesting day, because there h was some prabble.prabe. years in the making, obama went live today. to not without several glitches.its people couldn't get on the site in several states including maryland. and president obama said that is because 1 million american wente online before 7:00 a.m. to to navigate the new health insurance marketplace.arketp >> we are open for business. maryland is one of several states to offer obama care at the state level sprks ad montgomery county leaders lead offered a pep rally of sorts too get the word out that they are e now accepting applications. >> as of today many of the uninsured will now have access c to affordable healthcare options despite the naysays, we are going to move forward and do what the act requires us to do, sign as many people up as soon a as possible. >> reporter: maryland is offering 28 different plans, an some have lower premiums bu higher deductibles, others justh the opposite, it all comes downo to jury individual needs. -- your individual

♪and we're all self-employed♪ i'm goin in ♪we love to work at nothin all day♪ ♪and we've been takingking care of business, saved the day! >> you don't negotiate of putting a gun to the other person said. >> they demand that ransoms is for doing their job. >> and now they're gone beyond just holding congress hostage. they're all in all country hostage for. neil: congress is getting a bad rap. my friend describes it. you have it the other way around , mr. president. the congress is actually a great inspiration here. explain. >> well, the president might want to take some time, put up his feet, grabbed up a bowl of turkey chili and up and up to congress -- the constitution that he swore to uphold that look at article one section eight which lays out the powers of the united states congressn regards to spending and borrowing. its perfectly clear that those powers are entirely legislative powers. especially with an emphasis on the house of representatives, the lower house. there is absolutely no obligation whatsoever to negotiate with the president. in fact, we created a congress precisel

whawho is this irsdeadline goin. >> reporter: i thought this was a tax tip for tony. >> lovely. >> reporter: and in one sense people should know about it, but it's not what you think. you think oh, my god, now i have two weeks extra to file my tax returns, wrong. now who knew that there were people out there who filed their taxes super early, companies and individuals. apparently there are, and one of the members of our staff is one. the reason is to get that rebate back as soon as possible. the earlier you get the tax return in, the quicker it comes back if you're owed any from the irs. it affects those people and probably not the rest. we have a graph to help you understand this just a bit better. for instance, tax day still stays april 15th. the original day to begin tax season was january 31st. but they moved it, and they're moving it between the 28th of january and the fourth of february 2014. no sooner than the 28th. they'll tell us which day they're going to choose in december. >> it makes a difference if you're an early filer and if you want to buy some things for the holidays. >> s

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she pushed me, i pushed her back, and then she looked at me and says, "now you're goin' to jail." >>: and he points out, his ex wife dropped it all, and he says his fights with sheena, including that one new year's night, were often caused by her jealousy of the family he already had. and he says she was often depressed. remember that christmas morning video, where kelly sees her daughter smiling and laughing. he sees something else. remembering the fiancee who couldn't get out of bed that morning, who didn't want to spend christmas, he says, with her family. >> reporter: so she -- she wouldn't get out of bed? >> no. she -- she told me -- she -- she wasn't out of bed for two days, hadn't eaten anything in two days. and she -- >> reporter: was she depressed? >> i guess she was upset with the fact, or depressed with the fact that -- i was spendin' time with my kids over the holidays. >> reporter: and joe says that surprise new year's trip was out of concern for sheena - because she'd been down. >> i said to myself, maybe we'll just go down there for new year's eve, since we had a crapp

so, morgan, how's school goin'? fantastic. i just aced my a.p. mandarin test. to drop spanish, so now he's taking it, too. ni hao. oh. i didn't know you dropped a class. so what's wrong with spanish? well-- nothing. it's just everyone knows chinese is the language of the future. uh-huh. huh. wow. i didn't know that. did you know that, mike? yep. it also looks good on your transcript. i told axl he needed to start thinking about things like that. it's not exactly like we never talk about that around here. (chuckles) i mean, we didn't just give birth to him and then walk away. well, i told axl... so it went for the next 20 minutes. i told axl he should ask for a raise at the theater. i told axl he should get those brakes fixed. i told axl he should wear more shorts. i told axl that eating too much takeout is bad for you. i told axl-- well, i told axl-- would you like some broccoli? i'd love some. oh, axl doesn't eat broccoli. oh, sure he does. i told axl it's great brain food, and now he loves it. i told axl... (gasps) (clatter, thud) well, that's how it went in

. >> reporter: do you think your superior would mind that you were goin' that fast?robably. >> three, two, one, mark. >> reporter: but not all of the cops we caught speeding were on official business. check out this officer cruising by at 79 miles per hour. our helicopter crew tracks him as he exits the highway and follows him to -- you're not going to believe this -- a donut shop! and dunkin' donuts wasn't the only eye-opening destination we discovered over the course of our surveillance op. >> reporter: check out this highway patrol suv speeding at 75 miles per hour. i see him! by the time he gets to us in the chase car, we estimate he's going even faster. so this guy's going well over 80 right now. tearing across lanes of traffic to get to his exit. wow, he did three lanes at once. he just did three lanes without using his blinkers, ladies and gentlemen. we're able to catch up on a local road, but again he punches the accelerator. wow, you guys, this guy's going 70 in a 45 right now. we finally find out where the trooper was headed in such an all-fire hurry. incre

. >>> earlier lease a goin joined us to discuss educating autistic including her son >> we have worked closely with our school system. >> he is in a public school with kids who are not autistic and how does that work with you? how does it work with him? is it a challenge? >> so i think it's a fluid process so there are times when it's easier than other times but i think it's something that the family needs to work with the school district to constantly be monitoring the goals we are working on and if the setting is appropriate for him to meet those goals that's what we have been working on. >> what do you tell your school that they need to be on the watch for, for instance with your son >> every person with autism is different. >> for him, his challenges are more in terms of attentional issues and maybe not staying on task as much. so, it really depends upon the individual learner and what they need in order to succeed. >> when you he about this new york team who walked out of the school several weeks ago and has been missing ever since, what is the first thing that comes to your mind

and so that's goin and i think -- >> i don't know. you have to be a little careful with that. because the money comes in but it's 30 to 40%, the burn rate is 30 to 40% above what the money would go out on. treasury has always held to the position that they are not allowed or they are not able to prioritize who would get paid. nobody has obvious seniority. if they decided hey, we're going to pay social security, we're going to pay interest on the debt, then they can't pay the military. or some major, major economic and social impact thing is to the going to be paid. that's just the reality. >> i think there's no question that we will pay the interest on the debt. that they have the technical ability to say those accounts are going to be paid. that's a contractual obligation, to delay paying others, that's something that wouldn't be a good thing for the economy. >> the treasury secretary says not possible. >> to the on that but, you know, there is a limited ability to do that. if we're starting to issue script to you know military providers and to medicare, to hospitals and what

and on really hot days, why do you see a dog goin'-- [pants] --like that, okay? maybe trying to get the wind going through here. i'm kidding about that. [laughter] why do the pigs roll over the mud? because they're dirty creatures. come on, come on, why? they don't sweat. they wanna-- again, no sweat, see? and they wanna keep-- they wanna get wet. and how do they get wet? get wet wherever they can. and they get wet and when the breeze come by, evaporation. evaporation does what to them? begin with a c. - cools. - it cools them. hey, hey. nature's thermostat. us, when you overwork, you guys start to sweat. can i say sweat? all right, perspire. we start--it's a little more refined, right? we perspire. now, why do we perspire? nature's thermostat. isn't that true? nature's thermostat. the harder you work, the more you tend to overheat, the more you sweat. and the more you sweat, the more you-- - cool. - cool. begin with ev. evaporate. evaporate and release the-- the perspiration in your body evaporates, yeah? and when that evaporation takes place, what's that do to

i was goin' for that. you have! i didn't wanna be a big girl in my wedding.en't big, before. i know, but i didn't want that extra meat on the back, so... (laughing) you brides. (announcer) ayesha's sister, fatima, arrives at the tailor a few minutes behind schedule. made it-- i'm here! and i made it before 10:15. (ayesha) i told you my appointment was at 10. you're late. okay-- i'm here, though. i love you. okay. oh, my god-- that is beautiful, ayesha! does it fit or is it too big? is this too big? yeah, it look like you shrunk on top. oh, miss lillian, i shrunk on top. there's nothing there, anymore, and my fiancÉ is not happy. tell her, miss lillian, not to loose another pound. but see, miss lillian, i got that meat in the back. look at that. no come on this side-- come on this side, right here. look at that... no, that is ugly. (announcer) despite ayesha's irrational fear of non-existent back fat, she does manage to take a moment to take it all in. i look like cinderella. (fatima) my dress probably won't even fit. i've gained about six pounds. don't tell m

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gloria, the president once again just reiterated, we heard him say it one more time, goins into the congressionalership, he's willing to negotiate down the road but as far as the current impasse, he's not willing to negotiate. >> they have this huge speed bump, right? they can't get over the speed bump. you heard the president say it on cnbc, they're willing to talk about reductions in entitlement spending, without talking about taxes, that can get democrats pretty upset. they are not going to negotiate on this question of obama care. i was speaking with somebody in the administration today. they say it's done it's started, we're not taking anything away from people. it's over. we can't offer anything on it. sorry. >> this is another clip from cnbc. listen to this. >> am i exasperated? absolutely. because this is entirely unnecessary. we have a situation right now where if john boehner, the speaker of the house, puts a bill on the floor to reopen the government at current funding levels so we can then negotiate on a real budget that allows us to stop governing from crisis to crisis, it would pass

highs in the low 70s by the middle of next week. 87 today, plenty of sunshine, that shiewm, are you goinidg feel it and temperatures will be in the 80s for the next couple of days, we will cool it back into the 70s behind the front early next week. check out the daytime highs,, only low 70s, that is where wee should be this time of year. >> thank you, tucker. >>> we want to get an update onn traffic, julie is here with that. >> reporter: on the highwayhiga right now.r you are going toig find lanes ae open, southbound 270, west ofwet 270 is where we had the crashh after i-70, only the right shoulder is able to get by at the scene of this wreck. heavy delays, and once you commit 31 miles per hour headed southbound toward hyattstown any the pace will improve as you continue out of gaithersburg, and rockville. northbound 95 at virginia, not n too busy in dale city. 63 miles per hour, but the pace dropping down to 14 miles peres hour leaving newington. newi the problem at 395 at h edsall road, the accident long gone but on the brakes at 18 miles peres hour crawling on the 395. fog definitely

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to get paid until un everything is over, and then some people are going to be tolo go home spur not goin and u nott paid at all.l. that is going to scare a lot off people badly.le the people that are going to have to work who don't havehave money appropriated for them, could have to work for weeksfor with no pay. a lot of people, we tell people you should have a cash reserve,e you should be saving money for an emergency like this, a lot oo people don't do that. there's a lost employees. >> can't do it. >> they live paycheck to paycheck, when you see a paycheck interrupted it's a traumatic experience for thoseoe folks. >> do we have a sense of howof h many people today in this -- not just in this area, but acrosst the country, but it's hit hardest here, how many people herema will go to work and shutdown your computers, turn in your blackberries, what haves, you, and go home.ho >> anywhere from a third to half of federal employees will go home. half of the department of d defense will go home.home. they have 400,000 civilian employees who will be going in, turning around and going back ho