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tomorrow night, sofia vergara, chef gordon ramsay and music from christian scott.

. >> jimmy: tonight, gordon ramsay, jazz trumpeting from christian scott and sophia vergara.t's do this. there's no good reason for you not to watch. "jimmy kimmel live" is next. [ fema announcer ] this is a strawberry pop tart. but this is warm, fresh-baked strawberry toaster strudel. [ music ] see the difference? pillsbury toaster strudel, the one kids want to eat. ♪ whoa! do you know what our favorite part of shooting hoops is? 3...2...1... overtime! ♪ ♪ we're the kids in america ♪ oh, oh, oh you don't love me anymore do you billy? what? i didn't buy this cereal to sweet talk your taste buds it's for my heart health. so i can't have any? if you can deprive me of what can help lower my cholesterol... and live with yourself. right. mmm, i worry about your mother. cry herself to sleep every night over my arteries, but have yourself a bowl. good speech dad. [ whimper ] [ male announcer ] honey nut cheerios tastes great and its whole grain oats can help lower cholesterol. bee happy. bee healthy.

." >> tonight, gordon ramsay, jazz trumpeting from christian scott and sophia vergara.t's do this. there's real will no reason forú ♪ [ female announcer ] yoplait's real fruit and the goodness of dairy... gives you a little slice of happy. and happess comes in 25 delicious flavors. explore them all. yoplait. it is so good. the yoplait you can't get enough of. now in a four pack. got the mirrors all adjusted? you can see everything ok? just stay off the freeways, all right? i don't want you going out on those yet. and leave your phone in your purse, i don't want you texting. >> daddy... ok! ok, here you go. be careful. >> thanks dad. >> and call me--but not while you're driving.

sylvester stallone, jason stay staham, chef gordon ramsay, jada pinkett-smith, jason schwartzman, chrisson, sofia vergara -- and music from luke bryan, christian scott, buckcherry, and joanna newsom. but we can't do it without you, so please make a note of it. [ applause ] thank you. oh, and i should mention, also, our announcer dicky barrett and his band, the mighty mighty bosstones, touring the united states this month starting august 19th here in hollywood at the house of blues. with stops in washington d.c, allentown, philadelphia, buffalo, detroit, and finally milwaukee on august 28th. so if you like ska core music or just grown men wearing plaid for no reason, tickets are on sale at ticketmaster. am i going to be invited to play my bass clarinet on this tour? >> dicky: funny you should mention that, jimmy. on monday, i was going to ask you -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> dicky: if you would do that and maybe give us a plug but now that you gave us the plug, never mind. >> jimmy: oh, all right, well -- maybe i'll force myself -- >> dicky: house of blues here in hollywood. will you be the

tomorrow night, sophia vergara will be here as will chef gordon ramsay and music from christian scott, sylvester stallone. do you know what they have in common? adrian from rocky is jason schwartzman's mother. isn't that something? yeah. have you seen rocky? >> yes. >> jimmy: you remember adrienne? >> yes. >> jimmy: what did he say to her? >> i love you. >> jimmy: not what he said. yo adrienne. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: try it again. give us a little stallone. >> oh, yo adrienne. >> jimmy: jo adrienne. how does it come out jo? our first guest tonight comes from a family in which if you're not famous, you get kicked out. she's the star and executive producer of "hawthorne." >> does any crack head come in and you vouch for them? >> she's not a crack head. >> my bad. >> it was a woman with a baby who needed help. what the hell is the chip on your shoulder? >> it's you. >> jimmy: hawthorne airs tuesday nights at 9:00 on tnt. please welcome jada pinkett smith. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: if i was a woman, i would like to look like this. >> tha

no, i was having an affair with gordon ramsay for seven years and he's still married. >> i was settingou up for that. yes. >> can i just say -- >> i'd like to hear what you have to say. >> you know what, the only good thing about something that is negotiated like infidelity is that all three parties, in an affair, in infidelity there are three sites, the wife, the husband and the mistress. the only good thing about something that is negotiated is that all sides have their ways on the table. i think people should put fidelity into their marriage and their relationships. i don't want them to go down the infidelity route. however, if they're negotiating it, there's nothing worse than being a humiliated wife, nothing worse than being a mistress whose waiting for a man who's never going to leave his wife. >> let me ask you about -- >> mistresses are a dishonest way to conduct these types of relationships. >> holly, let me ask you something. >> i'm talking about honesty. >> holly, let me talk to you for a second. you've written this book "sugarbabe" where you put an ad out saying you're a gr