that really sealed my man's victory was when he was the only one to man up and take on the 800-pound gorilla in the room, being stomped on by the elephant in the room, being ridden by the emperor who has no clothes: social security. he pulled no punches when it came to this universally beloved, highly effective cancer on our society. jim? >> it is a ponzi scheme to tell our kids that are 25 or 30 years old today, you're paying into a program that's going to be there. you cannot keep the status quo in place and not call it anything other than a ponzi scheme. it is. that is what it is >> stephen: yes, social security is a classic ponzi scheme! you think you're gonna get back the money you put in. but your money goes to someone who got in earlier. think about it: millions of unsuspecting young rubes are paying in, while the fat cats at the top sit back and rake in an average of $1,177 a month. [ laughter ] all to fund their lavish lifestyles of motorized chairs and special teeth they can take out at night. [ laughter ] this is a scandal. it has to end! rick perry knows that any time a group of

meet a gorilla hoping for a chance at finding mrs. right after 30 years of being single. a brazilian zoo hopes to add matchmaking to their duties after adding two females from england. the hope is for babies to follow in the future. >>> beauty really is in the eye of the beholder, at least in beijing. contestants put their pet goldfish on display as part of a beauty contest. the little guys may not have the typical pretty face. in fact, some look downright bizarre. rather, the fish are judged according to their bodies, colors and swimming gestures. no word on whether there's a miniature tiara for the winner. we use that term beauty loosely. did you see the one where the brain is outside the head? >> that's crazy. >> a little disturbing. >> i find that intriguing in some weird way. they're very intriguing to me. i could look at them all day. >> you kind of can't turn away, right. >>> time for an early look at stories we'll follow throughout the day here on nbc. in washington the federal government's new food icon miplato will be unveiled which ames to help hispanic consume

dresser is storing skin samples of lions, gorillas and hundreds of other species in something she calls a "frozen zoo." so if any one of these animals were to go extinct, you could bring them back. >> in theory, i believe we can. >> i'm steve kroft. >> i'm lesley stahl. >> i'm bob simon. >> i'm morley safer. >> i'm byron pitts. >> i'm scott pelley. those stories and andy rooney tonight on "60 minutes." i can't enjoy my own barbecue with these nasal allergies. i know what works differently than many other allergy medications. omnaris. omnaris, to the nose! did you know nasal symptoms like congestion can be caused by allergic inflammation? omnaris relieves your symptoms by fighting inflammation. side effects may include headache, nosebleed, and sore throat. i tossed those allergy symptoms out of my party. [ man ] omnaris. ask your doctor. battling nasal allergy symptoms? omnaris combats the cause. get omnaris for only $11 at omnaris.com. battling nasal allergy symptoms? omnaris combats the cause. we should reach our normal high by this afternoon. hey, ellen! what are you doing? not much -

muni is the 800-pound gorilla. but it also encompasses the taxi system, the roads, and, of course, muni. need someone who has the vision to integrate all of that and have a great global transportation system in san francisco. i have worked with him for a long time, back to when i was the president of my neighborhood association and we were planning in our first parts project in the castro. i cannot think of a better, more dedicated public servant, someone who truly gets the big picture. i am so excited about the selection. ed, congratulations. i really look forward to working together. [applause] >> i would like to ask our city attorney dennis hererrera to say a few words. >> thank you, tom. i would like to congratulate the mta board on all wonderful joyce. how i got involved in public life in san francisco, i was appointed as the predecessor to this board by mayor willie brown back in 1996. back then, the budget was much smaller. that the mission was just as important. in the two or three years i served on the boa

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damaged or destroyed in combat itself the main reason for that is because they're very useful for gorillas trying to. concealment from forces with superior firepower forty years ago when the states was trying to prevail in vietnam and its enemies the viet cong were using the forests for concealment the american forces through fire and chemical defoliant to clear large parts of the forests of vietnam. not in. seven days in the week fifty two weeks and. most days since. from one nine hundred sixty to one thousand nine hundred seventy one the us military conducted a large scale defoliation dr code named operation ranch hand planes helicopters and tanker trucks sprayed nineteen million gallons of herbicides on south vietnam. i should mention agent orange which was also one of the main ways that the land was ravaged a place that had been sprayed wood would die and the sometimes the we sort of say banana plants would become enormous and then they would die and it looked like a ghost landscape almost everything had been killed agent orange was developed actually in world war two at that time it w

six robbers including one dressed as a skeleton, another dressed as a gorilla walked into this gas station at 3:30 a.m. yesterday brandishing guns and stealing cash, soda and cigarettes. the clerk was unharmed but one of the robbers shot at a customer pumping gas. how close did that bullet come? >> we don't know how close it came, but at the time of the shots, they were approximately 25 feet from each other. the customer took off running and he was not injured. >> reporter: they took off in a dark colored volkswagen parked nearby. 24 hours before that robbery, three masked men one dressed as a skeleton walked into this 7- eleven in pleasanton hills. the owner of the 7-eleven showed me the footage there in the stores. you could clearly see three armed robbers walking into the store, then the clerks dodging into the bathroom. the three armed robbers left seconds after with nothing in hand. police say this week's crimes are among about a dozen in contra costa county within the past few weeks including five in antioch with similar methods of operation. >> a large group of people coming in, tak

getting smart i just want to know if this means i have to file a return my copy of cocoa or the topping gorilla so credit for two years now and it's not going back anytime soon. so the children's movie. i'm assuming it's brilliant there's. going to said you would say you can suddenly we're going to do it but it's only something the closer guy might be interested all bullies with quixtar and we can go put whatever that together and go do our homework or whatever but i just want to get like another apology e-mail because i mean come on netflix really isn't that hard to figure out if you can launch the same product but with a new name then you should probably get the twitter handle or earlies deal with that before you launch it because in this day and age everyone's all over you know social media you already knew he was drunk at you we had when you wrote it succumbs like yeah they didn't get the u.r.l. for quixtar spelled slightly differently this into a little bit you know rush. that happens when you write last minute apologies when you're drunk thanks for joining me guys. thanks for tuning in an

and there's an eight hundred pound gorilla in the room also known as the u.s. veto capability with president obama promising to nix any intentions of hellcity and statehood what exactly will come out of this meeting of the minds those are just a few of the stories that we have on tap for you next week along with more news and in-depth interviews so i want to thank you so much for watching that is going to do it for now for more on the stories we covered go to r.t. dot com slash usa and catch my full interview with best seller gosling author and entrepreneur matthew lesko as well as all the guests featured on the show today also check out our you tube page you've got com slash r t america you should also follow me on twitter at franzi i do want to thank you so much for watching i'm christine for us now.

getting smart i just want to know if this means i have to file a return my copy of coke or the talking gorilla had it for two years now and it's not going back any time that a movie set up a children's movie. i'm assuming it's something brilliant just going to said you. can start over going really really but it sounds like something the clicks or guy might be interested all the bullies with a quick stare and we can go put on whatever the f. together and go do our homework or whatever the flight is going to be like another apology e-mail because i mean come on netflix really is about hard to figure out if you're going to launch the same product but with a new name then you should probably get the twitter handle for it or at least deal with that before you launch it because in this day and age everyone is all over you know social media you already knew he was drunk at two am when you wrote it succumbs let you know that even though the u.r.l. for quixtar spelled slightly differently this into a little bit you know rush all right well what happens when you write last minute apologies in the middle

like a mad, young, female gorilla charging at me. >> kray, kray, kathy griffin. >> we went to see theke a little break and then we'll turn to politics. >> i feel like a -- >> year aggressive. i want to talk to you about christine o'donnell and homophobia and the christian faith. so get a load of that. >> oh, my gosh, i'm nervous. its? or what if we told you that ferrari borrowed technology from cadillac to develop its suspension system? magnetic ride control -- pioneered by cadillac, perfected in the 556-horsepower cts-v. we don't just make luxury cars. we make cadillacs. but not in my neighborhood. ♪ [ female announcer ] we're throwing away misperceptions about natural gas vehicles. more of the vehicles that fuel our lives use clean american natural gas today. it costs about 40 percent less than gasoline, so why aren't we using it even more? start a conversation about using more natural gas vehicles in your community. >>> tonight on "360" michele bachmann under fire for the claim that the hpv vaccine could cause mental retardation. now political observers have saying that statement c

like a mad, young, female gorilla charging at me. >> kray, kray, kathy griffin. >> she's the best. >>ryl crow/kid rock concert recently. >> it's hard to imagine what you're like. >> we're so different, we're good friends. >> we'll take a little break and then we'll turn to politics. >> i feel like a -- >> you're aggressive. i want to talk to you about christine o'donnell and homophobia and the christian faith. so get a load of that. >> oh, my gosh, i'm nervous. naomi pryce: i am. i'm in the name your own price division. i find empty hotel rooms and help people save - >> - up to 60% off. i am familiar. your name? > naomi pryce. >> what other "negotiating" skills do you have? > i'm a fifth-degree black belt. >> as am i. > i'm fluent in 37 languages. >> (indistinct clicking) > and i'm a master of disguise >> as am i. > as am i. >> as am i. > as am i. >> well played naomi pryce. her morning begins with arthritis pain. that's a coffee and two pills. the afternoon tour begins with more pain and more pills. the evening guests arrive. back to sore knees. back to more pills. the day is done bu

like a mad, young, female gorilla charging at me. >> kray, kray, kathy griffin. >> we went to see theryl crowe/kid rock concert a while back. we're so differ we're good friends. >> we'll take a little break and then we'll turn to politics. >> i feel like a -- >> year aggressive. i want to talk to you about christine o'donnell and homophobia and the christian faith. so get a load of that. >> oh, my gosh, i'm nervous. [ gnome ] ahh... [ male announcer ] this is what it's like getting an amazing discount on a hotel with travelocity's top secret hotels. the easy way to get unpublished discounts of up to 55% off top hotels. harpist not included. ♪ we haven't changed oprah, we've been changed for good >> that was quite a moment. you sang on oprah's final show. >> i watched the video. >> she was crying. you were crying. i'm crying. when do i get one of throws. >> you don't want that. >> well, the planning, we should start early. >> when you're fully grey and old old man i'll come back. >> what was it like? oprah's last show? she's am amazing woman. she helped launch my show for me. she's bee

excited about that, but -- we're basically watching our fellow human beings the same way we watch gorillasa cage. look at the muscular one, it's trying to mount the female. it's peeing! it's peeing! [ laughter ] look, you can see it -- as you may know, the cast is in italy this season, which is what italy gets for teaming up with hitler in world war ii. [ laughter ] in tonight's episode, the gang visited one of florence's famed outdoor leather markets where, sadly, snooki was accidentally sold as a purse. [ laughter ] so, she's gone. but -- deena had quite a night. deena, who is snooki's little friend, met a girl named erika who is apparently the twin sister of her other friend brittany and of course when you meet your friend's twin sister, it is customary to make out with her and take her to bed. >> so i'm hooking up with erika and i'm into it, having a blast. then i get freaked out, this is not me, this is not what i do. i like penis. so, i was like, whatever. erika, go on, you can go into vinnie's bed now. she wound up ending the night with vinnie. >> jimmy: isn't that sweet in? they sh

yesterday six men, one dressed as a skeleton and another a gorilla, flashed their weapons. stole cash, cigarettes and soda from that valero gas station in walnut creek. a customer pumping gas says somebody shot at him but fortunately he wasn't hit. >> scary. people are crazy nowadays. >> walnut creek seems to be like a place where, like, kids want to come to rob people. you know? like they go, oh, let's just go over to walnut creek. they won't be expecting it. catch them off guard. >> five other stores have been ranked in antioch. police and the fbi were meeting today to compare notes. >>> the search continues for a pellet gun-toting vandal who used an a.c. transit bus for target practice overnight. the line 72 bus was on its way through emeryville just after midnight when a pellet splintered the top of a side window. six people were on board. no one was hurt. plenty of the riders we spoke with today, though were shaken. >> can cause the bus driver to swerve or all kinds of trouble when those things happen. could cause very serious injury or even death. >> back in february,

magilla gorilla, do you know what that is? >> what is that? >> isha, isha, isha.to my gumby on the ""ridiculist"." >>> a note about ""ridiculist"" we ran last week about a college student rant about sperry and rainbow shoes. we put the shoe company on the ""ridiculist"" and the student called us to make sure we knew the rant was a joke and of course, we did, and that's why we featured it on the ""ridiculist"." we appreciate the call, lance, and good luck in school. >>> piers, thanks it is 10 p.m. here on the east coast.

>> my, gosh, do you no who migilla gorilla is?t very helpful that everybody is laughing at me. >> the rediculist cup. i'm in wax. kind of creepy. tiree will see. ♪ as we're living longer than ever before, prudential's challenge is to help everyone have the retirement income they'll need to enjoy every one of their days. ♪ prudential. bring your challenges. i've got to tell susie ! the vending machine on elm is almost empty. i'm on it, boss. new pony ? sorry ! we are open for business. let's reroute greg to fresno. growing businesses use machine-to-machine technology from verizon wireless. susie ! the vending machine... already filled. cool bike. because the business with the best technology rules. >>> time now for the rediculist. it's a rare occasion, though not entirely unprecedented, i'm back on the rediculist for being kind of blown away by myself, at the unveiling of a wax figure today at madam tussauds here in new york. this isn't one of those things i ever expected. you know, a nobel peace prize, maybe an academy award for b

magilla gorilla, do you know what that is? >> what is that? >> isha, isha, isha.my gumby on the "rediculist." >>> a note about "rediculist" we ran last week about our college student rant about sperry and rainbow shoes. we put the shoe company on the "rediculist" and the student called us to make sure we knew the rant was a joke and of course, we did, and that's why we featured it on the "rediculist." we appreciate thca

magilla gorilla, do you know what that is? >> what is that? >> isha, isha, isha.ys be pokey to my gumby on the "rediculist." >>> a note about "rediculist" we ran last week about a college student rant about sperry and rainbow shoes. we put the shoe company on the "rediculist" and the student called us to make sure we knew the rant was a joke and of course, we did, and that's why we featured it on the "rediculist." we appreciate the call, lance, and good luck in school. that does it for this edition of "360." >>> thanks, anderson.

in fact we are the 800-pound gorilla in the room when we talk about greece. the only way the united states is going to return to solvency, returned to what people are accustomed to, the prosperity that we once had, to mecca people must get their financial financial -- in order. >> new chapter. >> new chapter publishing is out of sarasota florida. chris engelman is my editor. this is important. sometimes we invest so much in our opinions in our views we don't even realize when we are biased. i really wanted a local editor. i do not want a conservative editor. i didn't want someone -- i wanted to be challenge. i wanted somebody to make me defend what i believed him because i was rethinking everything in my life. iowa chapter publishing and in fact larry klayman who used to be with judicial watch made the introduction and chris engelman knew about it and when i told him the kind of book i wanted to write, reawakening virtues he said it can be a clinical book. you can't just beat up on democrats. he said i don't know if you can do that. i don't know if you can be

six people walking in about 3:30 yesterday morning, all wearing masks and costumes, at least one gorillame and one skeleton costume. now the criminals apparently walked in and went to the clerk who immediately put his hands up. that clerk was taken to the back. he didn't have keys to the safe. so the crooks didn't get anything from that. basically, what he told -- what he told the customer a couple of hours later, they went to the back, they didn't get anything. they took off. we know they came outside and fired a shot in the direction of the man filling ungas. after that -- filling up gas. after that, they went to antioch and did pretty much the same thing and police also believe they targeted a 7-11 the day before in pleasant hill. we come back out here live, you are looking at a walnut creek police officer right now. here's what's interesting -- the police station actually just a couple of blocks from this gas station. we're told they often are found parked in the parking lot next to the gas station which is the dmv parking lot. that's also where police believe the getaway car was par

because how could you credibly run for president if you're about to alien nate the huge juice head gorillairst-pumping he had crowd, or the folks that love "jersey shore." he is not running. >> pete? >> i -- i don't know who snooki is. >> oh, you are such -- come on. >> such a liar. >> i was just -- i was -- i hate these reality shows. i hate them so much, they poison america. and if there were a predator drone that could metaphorically kill all these terrible reality shows that is one i would absolutely support. metaphorically. >> you know what's scary, you know what's scary, the ratings of those shows, guys. >> well, yeah. >> that's a reflection of america, my friends. >> we all need dessert. we all need dessert, kyra, pete. >> called nfl football, l. >> red vel set cake. >> have a good weekend, guys. >> okay. >> thank you. >> oh, boy. >> feisty friday with those guys. >>> bank of america is announcing it is going to start charging customers a $5 a month debit card fee. alison kosik, i should have thrown that at the political panel, i'm sure all three of them would have had something to

me and said you said earlier if we don't do anything about health care costs that's the 800-pound gorillan the room and we are playing around the edges and he said that's right. what will be your advice, what should we do? he said on not helping congress. he teaches at princeton. he says here's my advice i would urge you to find out what works. do more of that. that's all he said. find out what works. do more of that. so i guess to correlate to that would be to find out what does not work and do less of that. i think the same is true across the government as we deal with the budget deficit we are happy it's down. it's going to be $1.3 trillion i think by the end of the year, but everything we do we have to look through it as a way to get a better result for the same amount of money and i would just ask of you today to talk about some of the things though we are doing that are working and maybe some things where we are spending money but not a whole lot to our security. secretary, would you go first? it's been a pretty good job as i recall. >> thank you. yes, we did have the balanced budge

me and said you said earlier if we don't do anything about health care costs that's the 800-pound gorilla in the room and we are playing around the edges and he said that's right. what will be your advice, what should we do? he said on not helping congress. he teaches at princeton. he says here's my advice i would urge you to find out what works. do more of that. that's all he said. find out what works. do more of that. so i guess to correlate to that would be to find out what does not work and do less of that. i think the same is true across thgovernment as we deal with the budget deficit we are happy it's down. it's going to be $1.3 trillion i think by the end of the year, but everything we do we have to look through it as a way to get a better result for the same amount of mon and i would just ask of you today to talk about some of the things though we are doing that are working and maybe some things where we are spending money but not a whole lot to our security. secretary, would you go first? it's been a pretty good job as i recall. >> thank you. yes, we did have the balanced budget

me and said you said earlier if we don't do anything about health care costs that's the 800-pound gorilla in the room and we are playing around the edges and he said that's right. what will be your advice, what should we do? he said on not helping congress. he teaches at princeton. he says here's my advice i would urge you to find out what works. do more of that. that's all he said. find out what works. do more of that. so i guess to correlate to that would be to find out what does not work and do less of that. i think the same is true across the government as we deal with the budget deficit we are happy it's down. it's going to be $1.3 trillion i think by the end of the year, but everything we do we have to look through it as a way to get a better result for the same amount of money and i would just ask of you today to talk about some of the things though we are doing that are working and maybe some things where we are spending money but not a whole lot to our security. secretary, would you go first? it's been a pretty good job as i recall. >> thank you. yes, we did have the balanced bud

taliban regained strength across the border in pakistan and soon began returning to afghanistan as gorillas, that america was focused elsewhere. the invasion of iraq in march 2003 was a replay of the afghan campaign on a much larger scale. again, a tremendously successful initial invasion was not enough to build a better piece in the aftermath of war. in iraq, american decisions to disband the iraqi army, prevent members of the baath party from serving in government, and postpone local rule ignited fuel that burst into flames during the hot summer of 2003. my u.s. army tank unit was preparing for conventional combat against another armored force when we suddenly received orders to deploy to iraq. we arrived into town, iraq's wild west. it despite the almost exclusively by sunnis who hated the shia-dominated government that had assumed power in the wake of saddam's departure. the town's police chief was assassinated the day we arrived. the second to fall into six months since the invasion. we struggle to build a police force that would protect its people and develop local government. in orde

. >> dave: the last guy in the banana suit tackled the gorilla suit guy in the cell phone store. >> alisynyton: he has the whole collection of the videos at home. >> dave: maybe in a montage later. sports, a big matchup. morgantown with virginia and number 2, lsu took on the mountain nears and this sa bit of a mitch match. . play action passed and lsutv and the problem was for lsu was jefferson, the quarterback was out. no problem. and third quarter, morris clayborne, watch and go. from the one yard line, it looks like he was done there at midfield and this kid has got some skills and 99 yards and defense was very strong. tigers win 47-21, three road wins against ranked opponents already? they're good. oklahoma state, texas a & m, and cowboys down 24-20 when weeden finds a wide open justin blackman. an easy touchdown, blackman drops the ball. oh, they're not happy in the press box. they would roar back after forcing four aggie turnovers and cowboys come back for a 30-29 win and a big one there. and red sox trying to stay ahead in the wild card race facing off against the yankees at the sta