. >> seth: oh, gotcha. yeah that roles off the tongue. >> uh-huh. [ light laughter ] >> seth: that's a, that's a much better than whatever people did before. >> seth, webster does not always >> we need more words. >> seth: wait, well you started your own dictionary. >> well -- >> seth: but i have something that i want to ask you. you used e-mail in a sentence, but you in real life, true story, you do not use e-mail. >> all right. are you judging? >> seth: no, i'm asking. [ laughter ] >> seth: this was not judgeation. >> 'cause we can fight this out. >> seth: there was no judgeation. >> oh. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: if you got judgeation on me, i owe you an apologation. >> no, you know what, seth. >> seth: what? >> seth: what? how? by the way, in this day and age, that's the smartest [ bleep ] thing you could do. >> thank you. >> seth: yeah. >> thank you. >> seth: where, where everyone is so smart, as to not have e-mails. >> what the falation? so why -- how do people get in touch with you? >> i mean,

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