the man who was up to no gouda, christopher pagano has been allegedly spotted driving up to women inhe philly area and offering money to watch him put swiss cheese on his genitals. his neighbors are shocked he would do this. >> are you surprised? >> no. >> what was he like? >> creepy. >> i was mistaken. pagano, a kraft single, also loved guns and hated pants. >> neighbors say he had a bunch of guns. >> yes. >> tell us about it. >> he used to take his guns out and walk around with his underwear on in the neighborhood. i always thought he was a weird guy. >> that is not not weird. you know who else likes to do weird things with cheese? >> he is going for three. >> he doesn't know when to stop, much like our cheese pervert. joanne, there is something sad about this guy in a sense that cheese was a proxy for women. he could never get a woman -- it's true. he explained this on facebook. it was like that -- he knew women liked cheese so he had sex with cheese. it is like a shoe fetish for a person. have you ever encountered people with these peculiar, weird interests. >> i have like aspara

. >> if you ask to me he is up to no gouda. sorry about that. >> i can't cam and bear this. >> i like yarelsburg. >> you don't want to have sex with the pepper jack. >> no jack cheese in general though. >> please. all right, by the way, he claims to have -- it is called cytophelia which is a fetish for using food as sex. if somebody was to google something right now and want to throw up, i just gave you an option. >> he makes it look bad. there was a movie in the 80s "91/2" weeks that was a sexy and erotic thing. >> that's true. >> he takes it to a different place. >> yes. he makes a food fetish look bad. that's the real crime. >> the difference is that started with sex and added food. this starts with food and then -- >> food can be fun, but maybe not in this way. >> strawberries, i get it. cheese, i don't. >> a wheel of brie. brie gets me all hot and bothered. >> wheel of brie is the title of the romance novel. wow. i guess we have to move on. coming up, kim kardashian is dead -- tired of people spreading false rumors about h