for more on the congestion pricing, we go live to grace kuhlenschmidt. applause] grace, you're also a commuter like me, i assume you'll be suckin' it up and paying the congestion fee, too. >> uh, no. maybe you're a sheep, but not me. >> jordan: grace, i'm not a sheep. >> baa! that's what you sound like, jordan. >> jordan: okay. >> baa! i'm gonna shear you and make a lovely sweater. look, i'm not just gonna pay a "congestion fee" just because the "law" says i have to. that's not what america is about. check your constitution, bro. >> jordan: you mean the document that is a collection of laws? that's what you are talking about? >> baa! >> jordan: okay. grace, grace, you can't avoid the fee. they'll have cameras that will catch you driving into the city. >> yeah, on the roads. that's why i'm going to drive through the sewers. it's fast, it's efficient, and you might run into a teenage mutant ninja turtle. >> jordan: ninja turtles aren't real, grace. >> so i was hooking up with four normal teenage turtles? >> jordan: uh, for all our sakes, i'm going to move o

for more on these results, let's go to grace grace kuhlenschmidt, live from american samoa. ause] grace, what is the mood over there? >> ronny, i've been walking up and down this beach all day, and let me tell you, the mood is great. [laughs] people are smiling, the sand is soft, i can see whales! i'm falling in love with politics all over again! >> ronny: that's great insight. for more on minnesota's uncommitted vote, let's go to michael kosta in duluth. [laughter] michael, what are you seeing on the ground there? >> what am i seeing? i'm seeing grace in an island paradise while michael kosta's stuck in a duluth parking lot! according to an exit poll i conducted with myself, these results [bleep] suck. why did grace get to go to american samoa? >> sorry, where's american samoa? i'm in american "sah-moa." >> ronny: yeah, michael, maybe if you had some cultural sensitivity, you could be there too. grace, what are the voters saying about what they want from the democratic party? >> a lot, ronny. i've talked to a bunch of voters. one of them is a very cute volleyball instructor.

let's go to the opposition's election night party with grace kuhlenschmidt. applause] >> desi: grace, how's the mood there? >> grace: it's grim. there's no music, no food, we're on an ice floe in the east siberian sea, and it's a cash bar. [laughter] >> desi: wait, you're on an ice floe? that doesn't sound like you're at a party. >> grace: well, it's less of a party and more of a floating prison. but whether we live or die out here, it's still less depressing than the hillary 2016 party. >> desi: okay. good luck? and finally, let's go to the putin victory party at the kremlin with jordan klepper. [cheers and applause] >> michael: jordan you've been to a lot of political rallies, how does this compare? >> jordan: it's great, michael! no notes! what a win for democracy! >> michael: really? you're not gonna do that thing where you talk to kooks who are blindly faithful to their party leader? >> jordan: no, michael. everybody is normal here and i have no reason to question or subversively mock anyone. okay?! putin, 2024! >> desi: russia's a free and open democracy

desi: for more on kate middleton, let's go live to "the daily show"'s senior royal watcher, grace kuhlenschmidtngham palace? >> well, desi and desi's friend, the palace is in chaos. they're eating beans on toast for breakfast, they're driving on the wrong side of the road, there's flying nannies everywhere. it's a mess. >> michael: well, i think all of that stuff is normal there. but has the royal family explained why they released a photoshopped picture? >> yes, the royals are taking full responsibility for this breach of trust by completely blaming the whole thing on princess kate. mistakes were made all around, by her and her very real graphic design hobby. but the good news is, she's doing fine, and the palace just released a new photo that was taken this morning. see? everything is normal. she looks great. >> desi: um, grace, this is obviously manipulated. she's in front of the twin towers. >> hmm, yes. but you have to remember 9/11 didn't happen in england. oh, wait, you're right. i'm getting breaking news. the royals have admitted this photo has been edited. they're saying, quote, "on be