( laughter ) he's a 93-year-old grampa who's been married to the same woman for 72 years! what is that? that's the uranium anniversary. ( laughter ) no one makes it that far! it's the unobtain-uim anniversary. so is it every guy? who's next? colonel sanders? papa smurf? "air bud?" hey, there's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't play basketball and then ask a production assistant to come to his trailer and check him for ticks. if you know what i mean... ( laughter ) and i don't. ( laughter ) here's the story. actress heather lind said on instagram that while taking a photo with bush, sr., he grabbed her butt while telling her a dirty joke. and then, a second actress said "yeah, me too," and revealed the joke, "do you want to know who my favorite magician is?" "david cop-a-feel!" ( laughter ) ( audience reacts ) that is not good. i feel bad as a human being but even worse as a comedian. ( laughter ) because that is not a believable joke. no one has a favorite magician. ( laughter ) ( piano riff ) now, here's the deal -- i think he feels bad. lind has since deleted