>> grandma. >> yeah. grandma. 83 years old. she's not there just to sip a few beers.here to get down. >> really? >> yes. watch this. >> whew! whew! >> i have to point out, as granny goes up into this keg stand, notice -- not a drip of beer comes out here. she's a pro. 83 years old, she's done there before. done this before. >> i guess that's how you make it to 83. >> maybe this is the secret to longevity. >> whew! >>> big bike race. big fall. >> let's be honest. people just want to see the crashes. >> and we've got some of the best. >> oh! >> on "right this minute." >>> how much do y'all need this today? >> oh, a lot! >> you are about to get very much so cute phied by watching harlot the hedgehog drink milk from a glass. to it be clear, hedgehogs are lactose intolerant. this is goat's mialk. not cow's milk. >> i don't think it would take harlot too much to get toasted. >> do those spikes hurt when the they're so young like that? >> no. little quills. no. the little quills are surprisingly not painful. >> when you hold these little guys you think they're going to be po

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>> grandma. >> yeah. grandma. 83 years old. she's not there just to sip a few beers. there to get down. >> really? >> yes. watch this. >> whew! whew! >> i have to point out, as granny goes up into this keg stand, notice -- not a drip of beer comes out here. she's a pro. 83 years old, she's done there before. done this before. >> i guess that's how you make it to 83. >> maybe this is the secret to longevity. >> whew! >>> big bike race. big fall. >> let's be honest. people just want to see the crashes. >> and we've got some of the best. >> oh! when we switched to fios, we got better tv, better phone, better internet. it was like somebody like took our computer, shook all the junk out of it. we're actually getting more for our money with fios. [ male announcer ] it's time to get more for your money. upgrade to verizon fios internet, tv and phone with our best price online. just $84.99 a month, guaranteed for one year with no annual contract. there's at least three computers. [ girl 1 ] a tablet. [ woman 1 ] couple of gaming systems. we could all be running at the same ti

it was when my grandma, when she was 73, and she suddenly became obsessed with death. and then she just, she was very healthy, but there was a chinese saying, saying that 73 and 84 are the two thresholds, that a lot of people die during these two years. she just suddenly told my father she wanted to be ready, and she wanted a grand sendoff. she wanted a coffin, and she wanted to have a barrel. and my father was a communist party member. of course, he was very torn because if this had been this country, it wouldn't be very difficult. but in china even now a burial in major cities is banned because of practical reasons, of course, you don't have enough space. and the other one is for ideological reasons. during the 1970s all the coffins associated with all the bad things about the past, the traditions were considered not revolutionary enough. so that, that whole coffin caused so much tension, and my father spend the next 17 years preparing for the coffin. and we, the whole family was impacted. so when i hit upon this, i said maybe i should use this coffin to start out an

look at this. >> jimmy: here's grandma, right there. [ laughter ] [ imitating grandma ] "i'm plankingy funny. this one's from @paultrafka. he says, "after my first kiss, i said, 'that was my first kiss.'" [ laughter ] >> steve: cool broom. [ laughter ] wanna plank? >> jimmy: this one's from @a4dzack13. she says, "i yelled at a waitress for not giving me four tortillas. she then pointed to the menu and said, 'flour tortillas.'" [ laughter ] "well, then -- sorry, i think you spelled it wrong. see, it's four." >> jimmy: this one's from @jeffreylavender. he says, "i once ordered a small black coffee at dunkin donuts, but said 'small black woman' by accident, because i was standing next to a small black woman." [ laughter ] [ applause ] "i'll have the -- the jelly doughnut and a small black woman." this last one, @dollforrob. she says, "at my son's birthday party, kids were hitting the pinata but nothing was coming out. i didn't know it came empty. eight crying kids." [ laughter ] "my bad!" there you have it, tonight's "late night hashtag." check out more of our favorites. go to latenightw

me and grandma picked you up. you were out all weekend long. >> mom let me. she dropped me off. she knew where i was. >> you were out all weekend long. you called me and asked me to pick you up. me and grandma picked you up. i told grandma, don't say anything when she gets in and all the way to mom's house. and when we got into the driveway, grandma said, tiffani, do you know what it's like for -- do you know what it's like for a parent to not know where their kid is all weekend long? >> that's not true. >> that's not true? >> the whole car ride back, you were saying, oh, i'm so glad you're not pregnant right now. you saying that makes me feel so bad. like really? you think i'd get pregnant hat 15? like you know me better than that i'm not going to. >> you made it a point -- >> dr. phil: i'm not going to sit here for this he said/she said. i'm not going to do it. i don't know what is wrong with you people. i'm not trying to be rude. i'm just frustrated because -- see, i come into this with an agenda. i want to get

surrogate grandma, she gave her daughter the ultimate gift. at 61 years old, carrying and giving birth to her own grandson. one family's risky and controversial journey. >>> and fighting pirates. a hidden war raging between pirates and the americans to protect valuable ships. tonight we investigate the youtube videos raising questions about the wild west on the high seas. >>> plus dance dance revolution. with nearly 120 million views online, we talk to the man who started the unlikely korean dance craze that's sweeping america. ♪ >>> good evening. i'm cynthia mcfadden. tonight, pregnant at 61. when her young daughter needed a surrogate, one woman stepped up, giving birth and becoming a grandmother at the same time. and she is not alone. in fact, an illinois woman gave birth to her granddaughter just last week. but to quote president lyndon johnson, our problem is not making miracles. it's managing them. just because a woman can do this, doesn't mean that she should. here's abc's amy robach with one family's story. >> reporter: little finn and

my grandma tried to get out, he shot at my grandma, but the first round was blank.my mom tried to get out and he shot her in the mouth. she got out and ran into the city market, he ran in there and slit her throat and then ran up across to the parking garage, and the police found him in there. they had a shoot-out and stuff. >> mcannally's mother survived the attack. his father died five days later. while his praying hands tattoo helped lead us to this story, he's hardly alone when it comes to tattoos dedicated to loved ones. >> i didn't have to put a certain face in there because this pretty much resembles all the females in my life that's hurting while i'm in here. pretty much resembles my daughter, my mom, my sisters. >> this is a portrait of my girl and this is her name below it. she better be happy for that, that's all i can really say. not too many guys go through that right there. >> what does that say? who is that? >> serenity. my daughter. my pride and joy. >> that's my baby. he ain't no baby no more. he's 8 now. yeah. he was like 16 months when i got locke

instead of stealing from grandma, he stole from the next door neighbor. i am having to deal with my crimes, forgery, it's the same thing, i stole the money, i forged a check. i look at myself and i have major guilt thinking so my kid is a thief because i was a thief and what do i got to do to change it? >> christine taylor also struggles with parenting from prison, especially when it comes to negotiating with her children's father. >> unfortunately, some events transpired in daycare last week that are horrible, and he's still letting our children go there, but there's nothing that i can say, because i'm here and i'm helpless. >> later we noticed taylor on a cellblock pay phone talking to the father of her children. >> okay. he doesn't like it, i don't want to go. does the lady still watch him? does she treat him any different? i mean, i don't know. shouldn't you be wondering these things after that incident. >> when we're filming in these prisons, i don't know if you call it luck or not, but we're there roaming around and we just happened upon these situa

they see this grandma coming by in her car.hey hand her the good old beer bong. >> go granny, go. >> and the crowd goes wild. >> she drank that thing like a boss. >> the guy holding the beer bong is loving it. look at the smile on his face. >> even after they drive away, everyone's still just in a frenzy about what just happened. >> well, they're happy because they're thinking, when i'm old, i'll still be able to party. >> she proved age, just a state of mind. >>> who doesn't like a nice short stack from i-hop? >> absolutely. >> like this little guy. this deer crashed through the window of this i-hop one early morning. >> oh, boy. >> i think he really wanted a short stack. >> yeah, it doesn't look like the place was open. >> you're right. he roamed around. he went into the kitchen. he finally tried to crash through a second window to escape. didn't quite make it through, got tangled in the blinds. eventually the manager at this i-hop did open the emergency door for him, and he was able to get away. >> the thing is i-hop has all

here grandma steps in and puts the items back. or if she spies this patron walking up and has to feign disapproval. >> it's all part of the show sometimes. you know, if i'm going to steal an item or a kid's going to grab an item and they get caught, i can go over as a parent and say put that back, we don't take items without paying for them. and wait for people to leave and send the child back in. people wouldn't think twice, we always see kids picking up items in stores and parents scolding them. >> at the end of their time in the store, grandma makes a purchase. she's never charged with a crime. fleming says there's no evidence she knew what was going on. >> but the mother, she turns herself in after the videotape appears on local tv. >> why would you involve your children? >> she's charged with three counts -- theft, endangering the welfare of a child, and using a child in commission of a crime. she pleads guilty to all counts, serves 30 days in prison, and is placed on two years' probation. matt fleming says thanks to the vide

. >> grandma, meet kathie lee. >> hi, grandma. >> why do you think kathie can learn ho use facetime. with the children. especially when you have grandchildren. >> what if you don't like your children and you don't want to be bothered by them? >> i haven't had that experience yet. >> since grandma is in her 80s and can video chat, our rising tech star shouldn't be scared to do it, too. >> do you think we'll see you facebooking and tweeting and video chatting? >> oh, constantly. thank you. >> you rocked there. i'm sorry. i'm kind of impressed. i'm a little shocked. >> he's a very good teacher. i'm just a very bad student. if there's something you want to do you're going to learn it right away. i don't care. >> she doesn't care. >> let's see if you can tweet right now. >> she forgot already. >> who are you tweeting? >> i have no idea. >> this is an ipad. >> i know. >> i use it for my devotions in the morning. >> amen. >> let's tweet justin bieber. @ -- and then -- start typing justin. >> i'll hold it. you type. >> j-u-s-t-i-n. >> i can't see. that's always one of the problems. >> okay,

. >> and here's an 83-year-old grandma doing a keg stand. she can keep up with any college what amounts of >> this is the bay area news station. the kron4 news at 8:00 p.m. starts now. >> a hot race for a spot in the playoffs. the san francisco giants are close to clinching a spot in the nl west. players are on top of their game tonight as they battle the san diego padres. fans are on the edge of their seats. as we have more live from at&t part. >> the giants are not releasing any time, they're trying to wrap this up as quickly as possible. if you were going to buy one ticket to a giants game, this is definitely the game to attend. there is a buzz all across at&t park. the champagne is ice dance fans are ready to celebrate. it is a packed house and a sellout crowd. the giants are off to a great start. the padre's struck first first thanks to an error on madison baumgartner who might be working on a set out. this is every time a run has soared, the crowd erupted. >> teamwork. >> the giants worked together. there the definition of what team me

i love you grandma! now you're a real fishman. [ male announcer ] humana. >>. >> rick: talk fans giving referees a standing ovation thursday night after the union that represents the refgs and league ended the lockout. replacement refs made a bunch of bad calls, one that gave a winning touchdown to the seattle against the packers on monday night. if only deficit spending would make the outrage like that. >> or the sort of unanimity. somebody must have stuck up for the replacement refs. i never seen anything where paul ryan and barack obama agreed this what should happen. >> and very strange bedfellows, we have scott walker, famous for being tough on the union coming out in favor of the referee union. >> absolutely and wonderful field day for kar too oftenists. as new signals for referees who have replacements and let somebody else try it. great cartoon, no debate here. >> rick: is it political pandering, right before election day, a no-brainer cause? >> i never tend to know about sports so i don't want t

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she wanted to say something to grandma and grandpa. right? >> hi. >> hi, grandpa and grandma zider.so cute. so a big thanks to everyone in grandrapids for coming out in force. big smiles and cheers. everybody happy? we are. back to all of you in the studio. >> bye, ginger. we'll have to have ginger's brother's band come and perform. >> bye, ginger. we'll see you later. >>> and coming up on "good morning america," show me the money, shoppers get the surprise of their lives. cash they didn't even know they had. and we'll tell you how you can get yours. >>> and coffee buzz. the machine created by engineers from apple and nasa that they say brews the world's best cup of coffee, and this thing costs about as much as a car. we'll give it a taste test after this break. i love cash back. with the bankamericard cash rewards credit card, we earn more cash back for the things we buy most. 1% cash back everywhere, every time. 2% on groceries. 3% on gas. automatically. no hoops to jump through. no annual fee. that's 1% back on... wow! 2% on my homemade lasagna. 3% back on [ friends ] road trip!!

the kids are not home yet, but news that they are rescued and safe is the news grandma was waiting for. >> i can't even tell you how happy i am. but i'm one happy grandmother. >> jean gets the news she's been waiting for since tuesday. her grandchildren, 2-year-old devin and 3-year-old brooklynn, are safe, rescued from a stolen boat police say their father, christopher maffei, had them on for three days. >> i just hope that they're able to put him away for a long time. >> reporter: she says maffei snatched his kids from her living room tuesday. >> he burst in and grabbed the two under each arm. i ran after him. >> reporter: she says she was watching the kids while her daughter filed for a restraining order against maffei. she says he was upset after a conversation about limiting his access to the children. this 71-year-old grandmother is still covered in bruises. she says she got while doing all she could to stop maffei after he showed up and tossed the kids in a car with no car seats. >> i grabbed the door. he just slammed it. and then while i was holding the door, he started the car.

. >>> still to come, they say age is just a number, one grandma is proving that. and showing she is young at heart. at the spry age of 80. >>> plus coming up on the news edge, we have the latest on the consulate attack investigation. what the white house is saying about it that republicans are not buying. that's all coming up in just minutes. 

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grandma, yeah, it's me. >> ten and two, ten and two with the hands.an you hold that for me? >> uh-huh. >> john, john, john. >> he's clapping, i don't know. >> thank you, thank you. >> oh, my god. >> just hang up the [ bleep ] phone. >> seeing the genuine reaction of the instructors that struck a chord with everybody. you're watching this going, i can't believe this kid had the -- to do this. i can't believe he pulled it off and i can't believe these people didn't just slap him silly. >> but the ever cynical online viewing audience had its doubts. >> ten and two, ten and two, ten and two. >> this is not a nightclub. >> please turn it off. >> i couldn't tell about this one, if it was real or fake. i had a few things that made me skeptical of it. one, you can see a lot of different camera angles, especially when he first gets in the car. i counted four different camera angles. it's a pretty elaborate setup for a high school kid. >> was the video for real? now, this is a two-part question. first, is the kid playing a prank or is this a genuine situation c

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i love you grandma! now you're a real fishman. [ male announcer ] humana. neil: a new poll shows that people would rather have president obama over for dinner than mitt romney. dinner than mitt romney. the summit did we learn that small businesses are choking on regulations, saying that while the problem is that big government red tape. david asman says with all these regulations from the president might want to forget about these problems for small banks. >> book, the fact is, i think a lot of you are talking about polls. i think a lot of these polls are skewed right now towards the president. they are being put out there by those who want president obama to succeed. folks in government or those who benefit from president obama and his overregulation of things. the fact is it's not a machiavelli. they live inside the beltway. you know how people are influenced in the ways by which they live. i grew up in washington and what they really believe, first of all, housing -- [talking over each other] [talking over each other] >> well, i think the president did g

i love you grandma! now you're a real fishman. [ male announcer ] humana.eil: fox business alert, time for an update on kate, a court saying that closer magazine has to immediately stop showing topless photos of kate middleton, and send all digital copies to the princess. >> now to fox financial flash, fedex is fed up, the economy so screwed up, cutting profit forecast, it warned but now, it continues slowing down. but homebuilders are expecting houses to pick up a little bit. and kohl's is not expecting cold in christmas stockings, 10% more than last year hired for holidays. >> president could get an early christmas gift from wall street, if the dow and s&p keep rising, he has a much better chance of winning, since 1900, when dow climbed between labor day and election day, the incumbant has won 90% of the time. don mariner with how this could play out that is reliable? >> it has been this good. but this time we have a three-market election, job market, housing market, and stock market, stock market comes third because it is watching the job market and the

grandma america? can you say it. >> grandma america. >> dana: they went to disney world.id you enjoy disney? what did you think of the show? this show. they're speechless. as are most americans when they watchhi

. >> i was born on my grandma's birthday. so i'm grandma's boy.o i've lived with her most of my life. i'll go back out, help her out. just do good. stop giving her problems and stuff. >> the hard work has paid off. later today he'll finally see freedom and be released to his grandparents. >> for every juvenile delinquent that you see in the newspapers who's done some horrendous thing, there are ten more who learn from the system and went back out to be good adults as they grow up. we see those stories and it warms your heart and you can't not want to do this because you know that you've had something to play in that.

grandma america? can you say it. >> grandma america. >> dana: they went to disney world.y. did you enjoy disney? what did you think of the show? this show. they're speechless. as are most americans when they watch this. >> bob: it's now called "the seven." welcome to the show. >> greg: they're your height. >> dana: later you can take them around in the little jeep. >> greg: my big wheel. >> bob: exactly. >> greg: we are out of time. that's it for "the five." >>> welcome to "red eye." yes! it is me. so-called comedian tom shallou , in for greg gutfeld who is vacationing on a bar stool in midtown manhattan. and he came up with the idea to have me host. andy levy is off, well, he didn't want to be a rt pa of this. filling in is former cia operative, now diligence president mike baker. for a free estimate to find out what ales you, call the folks at diligence. and our pre game report. mike, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thank you.

i love you grandma! now you're a real fishman. [ male announcer ] humana. neil: a fox business alert. goldman sachs saying that tupper rules and requirements are not. he also acknowledges that regulations to tie could be costly. they pay you how much for this incredible wisdom? >> meanwhile, the land of the free, is not looking so great. a new report showing that the u.s. is looking to 18 in countries like denmark and finland. dropping 15 places since 2000. he says america should be number one. this country was founded on free market capitalism. our founding fathers believed that over the years, that has changed. here we are today. ten years ago we were number three and we were complaining about that. here we are, number 18. we are behind some african countries, some middle east countries, we are behind some european social democracy countries. so we have lost it. it is because of all the regulations and the layers of regulations that have been added. neil: but this is more than regulation. we are now considered to be an inhospitable environment. and people

what was grandma's cold remedy? hi, primo! asopao! right, asopao!there you go cuz, so you can sweat it out! oh, and music... ( all ) music? ... heals the soul. the power to share unites us. verizon brings your entire family the savings of the share everything plan. unlimited talk. unlimited text. and data you can share with up to 10 devices, all in one plan. get the 4glte droid razr by motorola for $99.99. verizon. >>> tonight we have one of those crimes where you might find yourself saying what kind of person would do something like that. someone stole the donations being collected for a memorial fund for a woman who's 18-year- old son recently died in peru. ktvu's amber lee is in roner park and tell us the thief waited for just the right moment, amber. >> reporter: we're at blue sky, a small medical office with a big heart. this morning came another blow. >> reporter: the staff here at dr. ingi oswald's practice have been working with heavy hearts. the vet herself has not been at work since september 11th. when authorities notified her that her 18

. >> laos summst summer we did a experiment where i went away and he stayed with grandma. >> your mom my mom and dad, and about the third or fourth night, he woke up with terrible nightmares that he was being chased in brazil and they were coming to get him, and grandma ran right there and hugged him and said, no, your dad did everything, you were going to be together. it was a test he needed to see, i didn't want to grow him up with separation or attachment disorders and anxieties. >> i know dad has been very open about the fact that you had therapy. you think that's a helpful thing? >> yeah, because every kid has problems sometimes. >> and you almost make this look easy and i'm sure it hasn't been the past couple of years. >> not at all. >> not at all. >> the past couple of years, because my dad has been very helpful, but the five years weren't really easy. >> what's the difference? tell me what made the five years hard versus now? >> now i have a guide. >> a guide? >> my dad. he's the guide, and i don't know how to explain it, it's just this bond. that's why here it's easier. becau

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. >> william and kate of touring the south pacific celebrating grandma's jubilee. topless photos are flashed around european mag seasons and seen around the globe. the woman he loves, hounded and humiliated. >> kate, talk about showing a stiff upper lip. >> reporter: today, they took their fight to a paris courtroom much the first time british royals have ever sued for invasion of privacy. a palace spokesman decrease the photographs as, quote, grotesque and totally insufficiented, reminiscent of the worst of press and paparazzi, during the life of diana. that's the route of william. his beloved mother who died in 1997. the driver was rufrpg and car chased by a swarm of paparazzi. since then the press eased offer, but -- >> i think the jeanie is out of the bottle. we live in international environment. we have social media to how things were 10 or 15 years ago. news spreads fast. >> reporter: google kate and before you are halfway done typing. there you are, the photos, taken while kate and william relax at a french chateau. they are now everywhere including gossip s

we wish you and your family speegsly your grandma -- speegs your grandma. >>> the news begins a new on studio b. mitt romney promised to repeal and replace the bt's new healthcare law if he wins the white house. he still says that. now it is the affordable care act policies. which one? we will get into that just ahead. first time responders rush to the burning wreckage of the world trade center the feds may acknowledge a link between the docks toxic dust at the site and cancer. what that means for some of the victims coming up. the nascar post season is officially here. the five time sprint cup champion jimmy johnson will be in studio that's ahead unless breaking news changes everything on studio b. >> first from fox at 3:00 early polling from the democratic national convention the campaign karl cameron has the case. gallup's daily tracking poll gives the president a 4 point advantage. rasmussen puts him within 5 points which is within the margin of error. the biggest lead in four months. the convention numbers are often short lived and the romney campaign poster calls it a sugar high.

it doesn't even hit the stores till friday but people already started lining up what was grandma's cold remedy? hi, primo! asopao! right, asopao! there you go cuz, so you can sweat it out! oh, and music... ( all ) music? ... heals the soul. the power to share unites us. verizon brings your entire family the savings of the share everything plan. unlimited talk. unlimited text. and data you can share with up to 10 devices, all in one plan. get the 4glte droid razr by motorola for $99.99. verizon. >>> republican presidential candidate mitt romney is on damage control tonight in southern california after he was caught speaking to a group of wealthy donors saying half of americans believe they are victims. he responded to the comments tonight. >> it is not elegantly stated. i am speaking off the cuff in response to a question and i am sure i could state it more clearly than i did in a setting like that and i am sure i will point that out as time goes on. the president's approach is attractive to people because my discussion about lowering taxes isn't as attractive to them so i am not likely