as such, it's not your fault and it's nothing to be ashamed of. [ laughter ] i know my great grandpa lelands so humiliated by his chronic ailment, he took to covering his face. [ laughter ] miss that good man. next, i want to take a minute here to send best wishes to former vice president dick cheney, who is recovering after receiving a heart transplant on saturday. sir, hope you're back on your feet soon. or maybe somebody else's younger, stronger feet. [ laughter ] now, while there has been much interest and speculation in the media, cheney received the heart from an anonymous donor. which is why tonight i am giving a tip of my hat to me. [ laughter ] i'm the heart donor. yeah. you can aplawd. [cheers and applause] i did it because i'm a big cheney fan, more than happy to help out. after all, it was just one heart. that's why god gave us two. excuse me? i'm trying to praise myself here. what? no, i'm pretty sure we have two of everything, okay? two lungs, two kidneys, two livers, two hearts. okay? that's why during the pledge of allegiance you cover them like this. [ laughter ] really? ju