[applause]. >> you are great. you know it is a great statement and a great question.estly, you do not see it anymore. you do not see it anymore. we are going to be so proud to have that sticker. let's remember that question, that is a very important question. made in the usa was so important, it was such a sign of quality. first about we do not make that much anymore, it is not like it was. think of this, i go to los angeles recently, i go to ships, the biggest you have ever seen with cars coming in from japan. pouring out, like going 30 miles per hour pouring out of the ships. these men, we. these men, we sent them practically nothing. it is a one-sided deal. speaking of usa, when was the last time you sigh chevrolet in the middle of tokyo? i bet you, they don't have one. we. we make good cars, great cars, now especially. it has to be fair. okay, let's have a good question. how about this guy over here with a good head of hair. >> mr. trump, this is a question, first first of all, we love you. this is a question for president trump. how are you going to deal with pre

>> well, that's a great question. in that case you would swipe as you always have, and what's great is if god forbid the retailer experiences a retail breach orconsumer always protected, you have zero on liability. eventually all the retailers will have the new readers that have the dip technology with the extra security. >> what about those of us that like to shop online? are we protected there? >> well, it is a very different protects you in store, but thankfully online the banking industry is doing a lot there to protect the consumer, also. >> what should we be mindful of as we go to the store, make our returns, buy more things, shop around? >> well, you know, here we are post holiday, probably have some to use. a couple things to keep in mind is where you're going to find the best prices. anything holiday themed you may not be able to wrap your head around it but if you buy from holiday decor and store it away for next year that will be on clearance right now. also, any colder weather apparel because retailers wil

fantastic. >> i feel great. >> jimmy: you look great. >> i look so good. >> jimmy: you even look great. congratulations. i can't believe you don't have one already. it's so good. congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you so much for being here. i appreciate it. give it up for zach, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with democratic presidential candidate bernie sanders. [ cheers and applause ] (music) presentations, or meetings i gave up my nights for. (music' s drums intensify) but days like this, i' ll never forget. get out there, in the 2016 ford escape. be unstoppable. this is my fight song take back my life song (music) so sorry we have no more room at the grown-up table. get on down. there's two chairs right there. i know right? a piece of advice step up your style, it's the holidays. they look amazing. they do look much nicer than us. look how much fun they're having! what are you talking about? me? they can't hear you. janice! dave! david! tony! guys. sale going on at old navy. the entire store is up to 60% off. get some new clothes, bam, you're in.

how great is that? the best. >> steve: we love her. >> jimmy: but a lot of people are talking about the "star wars" movie asasell, yeah. and even the astronauts on the international space station, they're going to get to see it from space. yeah, nasa said it's the best way to remind the astronauts that what they're doing in space really isn't t tt cool. [ laughter and applause ] you guys shoot lasers? >> steve: no. >> jimmy: you have laser sword fights? >> steve: no. >> jimmy: just kind of watch the planets grow, really. this is kind of cool. i heard there's going to be a a full moon on christmas this year for the first time since 1977. as opposed to that oth full moon on christmas s en your dad [ laughter ] and he goes, "i'm kind of feeling drafty. maybe we should turn the thermomtat up. who touched this thing? 63 degrees is too hot. take your sweater off if you're hot!" >> jimmy: did you guys see this? a dad in canada has been getting on the elf on the shelf trtrd by dressing himself up as the elf and

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you have been so great to me. a pastor and a great guy. he has been so great to me. i appreciate it, pastor. thank you. thank you. [applause] mr. trump: if you think about and you'll have some that can be satisfied no matter what, they're just troublemakers, etc. but most people aren't and they believe something. i have some very smart friends who don't agree with me, but i really believe if you're talking about making america great, we have to be strong. we have to be vigilant. and if we're not vigilant -- [crowd cheering] >> trump! trump! usa! usa! usa! usa! usa! usa! usa! usa! usa! mr. trump: that was the same person. i got a tell you, so far the security isn't doing a great job in your. i will tell you that. that was the same person. why don't you get her out? honestly it is inappropriate. ,security, strengthen yourself up. see, our country has this kind of security. that's the problem we have. get her out. please, thank you. treat her nicely. but she should now one person. be taken out. same person. that's one person. they let her out to give her a second chance

it is a great story but with him and his dad, that is -- >> incredible. russ: a feel good story putting it in perspective for everyone. christina: i could listen to him all day with you, he should preach. russ: he is pretty good. christina: we'll be right back with the president joining jerry seinfeld on a internet show. something you have to see, find your sweet spot today with dunkin's chicken apple sausage sandwich. for under 400 calories.

being a great refrainer is a great thing. today we need a great reformer. it is by all means great to keep cool with coolidge, but we need to win another big one for the g gipper. thank you. [ applause ] >> governor douglas with mofour minutes for an affirmative closing statement. >> amity laid out policies that confirmed coolidge as the better example for president of the 21st century. character and leadership matter most. civility is a character trait that coolidge exhibited in his early years as did ronald reagan. coolidge never allowed himself to be disrespectful, even when he was furious. his most uncivil remark was calling herbert hoover wonder boy. he engaged in less name calling than most modern politicians do a current debate. once he and senator spencer were walking by the white house. spencer was trying to cheer coolidge up after a tough time in the white house. he asked who lives there. spencer was asking it in jest. coolidge replied nobody. they just come and go. but today politicians seek to acquire and retain power. a recent mayor of new york

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have a great night. we'll see you tomorrow. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- democratic presidential candidate, bernie sanders, john cena, musical guest, troye sivan, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 383, kosovo! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. welcome. looking good. looking good tonight. hot crowd. new york. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. welcome. i'm so happy you're here. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. i'm your host, jimmy fallon. you guys, we have presidential candidate, bernie sanders on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] how exciting. and i just saw that he just won "time magazine's" readers poll for person of the year. [ cheers and applause ] or as he put it, "but not sexiest man alive? this is an outrage. [ cheers and applause ] how did i not win that?" speaking

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hope you had a great christmas. i'm al along with natalie, our good buddy john cena is back. >> i have no dance moss. >> missy elliott featuring pharrell. there you go. >> like it. even the puppets dance better than i do in that video. >> you're becoming a regular for us. we love that. >> always good to hang out with you guys, talk about news and stuff. appreciate you having me back. >> we are all back from christmas break. you and your family. >> went skiing. we had incredible weather. we went to vale. i think there was 26 inches in like a three-day period. unbelievable snow. we had a great time. all the kiddos getting to be really good skiers. we were talking about some of the best gifts i think the kids could get this year. not the hoverboard which we will this was one of my son's gifts from some family friends. remember this game? you click the dial, you never know when the whipped cream is going to hit you in the face? whipped cream. game. >> that's great. you can watch that forever. >> he was just laughing non

>> they're great. they're so great. archie is doing this thing now, though, where he's kind of acting like, um, he's -- the older brother, and he tortures his younger brother. so -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> he psychologically tortures him. kevin spacey-like moves. [ laughter ] where he just -- where able, my younger one, will be like, "i can't wait to play with my legos." and archie will be like, "those aren't your legos." [ laughter ] he'll be like, "they're mine. they're my legos." then he'll be like, "not anymore." able will immediately start to cry. and archie will be like, "if you want to play, you have to talk to me first." he's just constantly horrible. he's always telling him up is down. >> jimmy: whatever he can do. are they going to see "star wars"? the big "star wars" movie? >> well i think they -- again, they like the idea of it. it's a little too adult for them. to see it. i think -- so no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes. they're not going to see it. >> no. >> jimmy: you and tina did a saying, because your movie come

it has been a great law. [applause] there washe applause begun by somebody who knows this center is a part of the good things that can come, that have come from the older americans act. among senioractive citizens in carthage, tennessee, and frequently goes to the senior citizens center there. my father, who i lost in december, was the author of the first medicare bill to pass the united states senate in 1964 and in 1965, it became the law of the land. both social security and medicare along with the older americans act and body our nation's commitment to our seniors. the way god made us in the later years of our lives, that we slow down and lose the same strength and ability to take care of my of ourselves,care we have developed ways to ask russ the compassion and love for those who brought us into the world, raised us, and social security is the pillar of our countries support for quality of life and a life of dignity for our seniors. openingt to say in my comments that president clinton and i are going to

she's a great actress. she's a great singer, a great rapper and now she's in nbc's big upcoming musical event of "the wiz live," queen latifah is in the house! [ cheers and applause ] couldn't love her any more! plus it's great every time she comes to visit with us every single thanksgiving, the beautiful rashida jones is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] what was it, five years? >> steve: tradition. >> jimmy: she's so talented. and speaking of talented, he's one of the best chefs on the planet. he just released "the nomad cookbook." look at this. ready? cool cookbook. it's all fun. secret cocktail book in the back. don't tell anybody, yeah. chef daniel humm is here tonight you guys! good gift. makes a good gift. you guys, today is thanksgiving. it's a day of giving thanks, so i thought what better day to write out my weekly thank you notes. do you guys mind? is that all right? [ cheers and applause ] thank you very, very much. james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please? he looks happy. f

it is a great sport and appealing to a lot of great kids. >> on guard? >> yes. >> and fence. >> kathryn, good job. she's fierce. braiden scored as well. on guard, fence. one more. good. >> in general, what do they go up? >> five initially. we have a great olympic team. here we go. on guard, fence. nice, nice. good moves. on guard, fence. keep going. good, they are moving and. >> kathryn just started two months ago? >> yes. kids? exciting when you first do it. >> he won a gold medal yesterday. where was that? >> at the club. very cool. foundation, tell us about it. >> well, teaching fencing is what i love to do. fencing changed my life. if you want to try it out with me, we have a lot of great kids. we are starting up. we opened a few months ago. it is a great sport. new year's eve, you need a new activity, make it fencing. >> thank you for coming. ben, i beat you. >> you did. i have to get lessons. >> you do. rematch in 2016. >> happy new year. off the earth, they are performing a hit for us when we come back. a cow and all. and you may not know what but

that tattoo is great. more with john cena after the break, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] at planters we know how to throw a remarkable holiday party. just serve classy snacks and be a gracious host, no matter who shows up. do you like nuts? so sorry we have no more room at the grown-up table. get on down. there's two chairs right there. i know right? a piece of advice step up your style, it's the holidays. they look amazing. they do look much nicer than us. look how much fun they're having! what are you talking about? me? they can't heaeayou. janice!!dave! david! tony! guys. what? there's this huge holiday sale going on at old navy. the entire store is up to 60% off. get some new clothes, bam, you're in. lets go now. a medley of cinnamon, ginger and rich cloves with two sweet ristretto shots of starbucks christmas blend espresso and velvety steamed whole milk. all together in perfect harmony. introducing the holiday spice flat white only at starbucks for the season. at net10 wireless, you can use the

trump: you are great, thank you. it's a great statement at a great question.onestly you don't see it anymore. we are going to be so proud to have that sticker. let's remember that question. that's an important statement, "made in the usa" was so important and was such a sign of quality. we don't make that much anymore. it's not like it was. think of this. i go to los angeles recently. the biggest ships you have ever seen, with cars coming in from japan. they are pouring out of these chips. -- these ships. we send them practically nothing. it's a one-sided deal. speaking of the u.s., when was the last time you saw a chevrolet in the middle of tokyo? [laughter] right? we make good cars. it's got to be fair. let's have a good question. how about this guy with a good head of hair. go ahead. first of all, we love you. this is a question for president trump. how are you going to deal with president putin? mr. trump: putin cannot stand obama. like a lot of people. what else is new? recently i was on "60 minutes," they interviewed me and putin separately. we both got

i have great assets. i have great everything. >> about 12, business sellers. >> jimmy: never a children's book? >> i want to do that. >> jimmy: i would like to make a trillion dollars, whatever it is that you have, also. so i've ghost written a book that i put your name on. okay? and it's called "winners aren't losers." it's for children. [ cheers and applause ] may i read it to you? >> yes, i like it. i like it. "winners aren't losers" by donald j. trump. winners aren't winners losers, there's winners like me. a loser is a loser, which one will you be? winners do deals and winners get rich while sad little losers just sit there and bitch. >> it would be a bet business seller. >> jimmy: my daughter loves . the dog is a loser and frankly i pity it. this dog did bad deals. this dog is an idiot. and poor mr. bear he must feel like a loser, valeting that 2006 pt cruiser. this lobster's a loser, throw him in the pot. caught. those losers are failures who get nothing done. just do what i do and you'll be number

great companies really mean great people. you want to go buy a maserati or a bentley? >> what has worked so great at home depot, if you have to look at three things that make that a great company that would apply to any company, people, number one. that is top on the list. your customer. are you giving the customer real value? enough to know that if the customer wants their money back, they get it back, no questions asked. it is a bond, ok? and everything you do, is this great for the associates, and is this great for the customers? number one is the associate. >> is a lot of stuff you learn from your mom and dad. s simple, it' s basic. sam walton had f our five and dime stores in arkansas, ben franklin. kmart opened their first kmart in troy, michigan, i believe. sam spent more time in that store, the first kmart store, then cunningham, the ceo. pete cunningham told me that sam spent more time in that store than he did or anybody else did. kmart went bankrupt. walmart is the biggest company in the world today. what was the difference? people. eastman kodak -- bankrupt

how great was that?e ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. i hope to see you next week. thank you so much. bye, guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- governor sarah palin. from "jessica jones," actor david tennant. ufc champion holly holm. a performance from broadway's "spring awakening." featuring the 8g band with brian chase. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] brand-new opening title graphics. did you guys like them? [ cheers and applause ] i'm glad. went out just this weekend in my hot air balloon to film them. [ laughter ] harrowing.

some great ways you can give back. >> the holidays are a great time to get together of course with our friend emory is with us and brought along some really great starters and desserts that you can make at home. maybe even today. >> oh, boy. when we saw emeril walk in, yes, we're going to eat really well today but we'll begin this half hour with those gadgets always one of the most popular gifts. you probably unwrapped yours already but now what do you do? our resident tech expert, you know who i'm talking about abc's becky worley has the answers to help you get the most out of yours right now. >> good morning, guys. merry christmas. you just unwrapped all your presents and now it's time to play with them. i mean, properly set them up so here you go, top hacks to get your gadgets up and running. new tvs, gaming consoles and drones, these were some of the top gifts this year. let's start by maximizing that new tv. most have specialized viewing modes. sports, cinema, vivid? just say no to all these crazy modes. standard mode is the best option in almost all living rooms unless you have a

he's a great guy. this is a great guy and a a champion. he's fantastic. said that the place would go crazy. here, they're tired of getting beaten. team so we have no opinion on any of this. >> tom's a great guy. >> i guess there were some saying he was -- everyone was saying, what about donald trump, what about this, what about that? they had to end the news conference. i want to tell you train is a winner. >> jimmy: are you going to see "star wars"? >> i might. >> jimmy: did you watch any of the "star wars" movies? >> maybe one or two. i'm so busy i don't have a lot of time for this, to be honest. great stuff. >> jimmy: great stuff, okay. >> george lucas, i mean, the whole thing, the job he's done is fantastic. >> jimmy: did you know the screen writer of "back to the future 2" based the character biff on you? >> i like that. where's my cut? i want a cut. i thought was very funny. your doctor released, as tradition goes, medical reports. >> yeah, i see that. right. >> jimmy: your doctor released your medical report. i'll summarize. to come whom it may con

>> i'm great. today we're gonna be making one of my favorite breakfast recipes, an apple oatmeal bowl. so it's a great breakfast twist on your classic, like, bread and soup bowl, and we're gonna start with our apple. could you please wash this for me? and this is gonna be our "bowl" that we're gonna have. all right, so, got our apple. we're just gonna slice it right in half. okay. >> so then the apple is what makes up the bowl. >> that's right. and it's so simple. but a lot of people like baked fruit and different baked apple pie kind of things, and this is kind of a variation of that. so, we're gonna scoop out the center and the core. i just cut it in half, and we're just gonna go with the spoon. >> so, how much do you scoop out of the apple. >> well, i really love the fruit for the seeds and also enough to give me room to put in some oatmeal. and there goes the middle. so, i've got this one. this one's a little more shallow. and you can see we've still got tons of fruit there. >> okay, so it's ab

emmy, this sounds like a great deal. a great deal --emmy: a great deal here. coming in with big bags full of toys getting ready to donate for the annual toys for tots drive and breakfast we have every year . a great effort to give back to the community and to a child who may not have a holiday season. to tell us more about it i have a sergeant from the u.s. marine corps. tell us more about the effort. >> we are having people come and if they donate a toy and monetary donations they get a free breakfast. we have our donation boxes and cans. emmy: a lot of time when people go shopping for toys for tots, they are not sure what to get, what our age group, suggestions? >> ages zero to 14. anything they would need for wise or get wise, book bags, purses, mirrors, anything you would want as a child they would use. emmy: serving delicious breakfast for anyone interested in giving a toy. covering all different ages. come into the front lobby of the west des moines marriott and we will get you going with one of the marines. santa claus is introducing some of the hot, de

he's a great guy. this is a great guy and a winner. a champion. he's fantastic. now if i were in in new england and said that the place would go crazy. here, they're tired of getting beat be. >> jimmy: we have no football team so we have no opinion on any of this. >> tom's a great guy. i guess there wassing some where he was when everyone was saying, about this, what about that? conference. i want to tell you train is a winner. "star wars"? >> i might. >> jimmy: did you watch any of the "star wars" move whys? >> maybe 1 or 2. i'm so busy 87 a lot of time for great stuff. >> jimmy: great stuff, okay. >> george lucas, imwhen no, the whole thing, the job he's done is fantastic. >> jimmy: did you know the screen writer of "back to the future 2" based the character biff on you? >> i like that. where's my cut? i want a cut. >> jimmy: this issing some that i thought was very funny. your doctor released when as tradition goes meteorologists. >> right. >> jimmy: your doctor says, to come whom it may concern, i've been the personal fit of mr. donald j. trump since 1980, hi

that would be great. [ laughter and applause ] that would be great. i just read that mark zuckerberg announced he's is going to take two months of paternity leave after s wife has their first child. someone's had a baby and tried to avoid facebook. [ laughter and applause ] another picture of a baby. another baby. speaking of kids, i saw that prince william and kate recently made plans for their baby daughter princess charlotte to join the girl scouts when she turns five. that's how good girl scouts cookies are. even royalty is like, we need someone on in the inside. [ laughter ] immediately! >> steve: thin mints. >> jimmy: they're good. that's right, william and kate arranged for their daughter charlotte to join the girl scouts. that's right, she'll learn how to survive all those tough situations she'll l ver be in. [ laughter and applause ] you earned yououwaving badge, honey. did you guys hear about this, neil degrasse tyson, we love that guy, you know. he's an astrophysicist, yeah. he recently explained how astronauts could have sex in space. [ ch

yeah, oh it's great. yeah, it's great. so but we -- the cyclone. i begged my grandmother. we went to coney island. we must have been six, seven years old. and we begged her. let us go on the cyclone. let us go on. and she said, "no, no, it's dangerous. no no, you're gonna get too scared." and i remember going up and up and up and up and just as we reached the crest, my sister screamed "grandma was right." [ laughter ] vroom! and then we just kept going. so this year, my youngest son and my daughter, my older daughter, went on, they loved it. and they convinced her to go on the cyclone. i know. [ laughter ] i hear the gasps. you have no idea. she loved it. but oh, my god, she -- it was just -- and i have a great picture. you know how you overspend for that picture that they clip? >> seth: yes. >> you know. you have no idea how cheap i am about things like that. i'll go up to the thing and take my phone out and take, like, a picture of the screen. [ laughter ] >> seth: they don't like that. >> no. >> seth: richard, they do not like that. >> what? >> seth: they frown on that.

the great champions.imes they go to the hometown of the guy they are fighting and they will say we never want to get a decision, we go for the knockout. because you get a lot of bad positions. they go into a hometown to fight and it is a decision. they say we are in a problem. they lose the fight that they won. the only way they win the fight definitely, knockout. if we win iowa, think we will win everything after that. it will show how important it is. iowal pledge of this to even if i lose. i don't think i have ever said that in my life. we go and win, iowa is staying where it is in the chain. it is not moving. [applause] there is a big move for us to move iowa into a much further back position by the establishment. folks, i win, it is not happening. you are staying right here. it's great. [applause] you know, it is great. if i don't do that, tana will be very angry at me. is she incredible? [applause] thank you. the whole staff. chuck and stephanie, where is my big i? guy? how good is he on television?

great, great. now slowly look down like you disappointed your dad. down, down, and now gradually look up like he just said "i'll never forgive you." perfect, perfect, got it. now go out there and have a good game, buddy. [ laughter ] >> seth: brilliant work, steve. fantastic, fantastic job. [ applause ] finally, we've got "the real housewives of orange county." i thought it was an american original. that turns out that's not the case. there they say, based on the bbc series "the fragile marriages of the self- involved homemakers of newcastle-upon-tyne." [ laughter ] it is on netflix, and it's great. that was -- [ mumbles ] -- "hidden credits." we'll be right back with more "late night." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we're all familiar with this, axe daily fragrances. but what you wouldn't have seen is this, axe dry spray antiperspirant. why are you touching your armpit? i was just checking to see if it's dry. don't, that's weird. the first ever dry spray antiperspirant from axe. pope francis ♪i shoot 'em likeamerica. ♪hey hey ♪ha ha ha ♪ ♪uh-huh ♪ ♪they