the store's owner has decided to close but the owner of the popular green apple bookstore suggested theyn forces. green apple will expand, opening a second bookstore on the first floor of the video store. >> many people go to me to hang out. i think bookstores and video stores are a good place for that. >> it is enriching for us to have the video above us and i hope it is enriching for them to have green apple below them. >> coming in august, the two stores hope to open upside by side marking a start of a new trend or the final chapter for the video. >> that is a great bookstore, by the way. a lot of good stuff. >>> in the bay area tonight we have mostly clear skies and just to say, the high surf advisory posted all weekend long. the swell will abate tonight but in the meantime until 5:00 in the morning there is the high surf advisory in the coast. a big swell. but, tomorrow t should be better in that regard. tomorrow, we have the temperatures that are going to be cooler than they are today. you can not tell it by the 11:00 readings though. 61 at liver more and san skwroes a60 degrees, o

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. >> i called the owner and i asked her if she might be interested in green apple leasing the downstairshe said yes. >> he gave me a call. he said i saw your personal facebook and he said we'd be interested and i said so would i. >> you must have been thrilled. >> it was a dream come true. >> the idea, the popular green apple bookstore in richmond will expand opening a second bookstore on the first floor of le video. le video will move its business upstairs. a bookstore and movie rental cohabitating sharing rent and if all goes well success. >> accept coffee shops where do people go to meet and hang out, i think bookstore and video store are ideal place for that. >> it's enriching for us to have the video right above us, and i think i hope it's enriching for them to have green apple right below them. >> come august these two older media hope to open up side by side marking either the start of a new trend or the final chapter for the movie rental business. while chen hopes it's the former but knows she can't write the ending herself. >> i gave it all i had, so now it's in the hands of the

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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ apple is receiving high marks for its efforts to be a green & clean company. a greenpeace list for relying 100% on solar and wind power to operate. here's how other tech companies stack up. yahoo runs on a 59% mix of natural gas, coal and nuclear power. facebook uses 49%, google 48%, amazon 15% , and ebay 6%. bill moller brings us an update now on the hottest sectors in the economy. the data that regularly pours forth from the census bureau can give us fascinating insights into how america is an ever changing country. the bureau just came out with its newest population estimates. it also released a report on economic data. andy hait is the economic data liaison with the us census bureau. andy, a lot of numbers here - you're the expert, i'll leave it to you to tell us what were the most striking findings that tell us something about america? >>sure. from the economic census release that just came out there are 3 major sectors that we've seen some substantial change from the last economic census. for the mining sectorand specifically oil and gas extractionwe've

in addition, apple is going green in other ways. executives announced a push to power all stores, offices and data center with solar and wind energy. they've also promised to send less electronic junk to landfills. >>> palo alto based tesla plans to make cars in china. the company will continue to build cars in fremont for americans, but selling the electric cars in china is important for the future of tesla. not about the cheap labor, but about the taxes making cars in china and then selling them there. the company can avoid the country's 25% import tariff. critics say the model s is still far too expensive to become popular in china, but the chinese government has been encouraging energy efficient cars for years to cut down on pollution. >>> well, later this morning the supreme court will hear arguments about whether new technology is the future of television or piracy. several networks, including nbc are battling against arrow which streams network shows to paying subscribers without paying the networks for the contents. the netw

. >> and apple goes green in a big way.abc7 news at 5:00 continues in 60 seconds. >>> let's update the breaking news a terrible accident on highway 85 near south de-anza boulevard exit. chp closed all northbound lanes there. you can see three cars hitting each other just with tremendous force. two cars just shreded by the impact. we'll stay on top of it here. >> now, to the boston marathon. nearly 36,000 runners took part for the first time since last year's bombings many of those who couldn't finish last year's race because of the tragedy were back, running today there were tender moments in this race. one runner collapsed but carried to the finish line by four others. and married survivors epitomized boston strong both lost leg buzz rolled across the finish line together. everyone ran hard iet was important to come back this year to be part of reclaiming the streets and city, making sure we send a strong message throughout the community. the women rita jeffsu defended her title. uc berkeley has been working to build an ea