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fofor r a a frfracactitionon o f greenies. nonow w ththatat's's v vetetiqi!>> monday's extra fun because we check in with mac dreidel from ebaum's world, real or fake fun. what's going on? >> your boy mac dreidel does it here every week. back again. they invited me back, i don't know why. real or fake? let's roll the clip. >> speaking foreign language ]. >> all right. it's a little too obvious. come on, mac. >> don't talk that loudly in a restaurant or coffee house. but why in the world is there a with this with a fire extinguisher. >> it's a setup, that why. whole thing is fake. >> starts with the shot of the girl's legs like up her skirt and probably the freeze frame he used for the video. >> mack? >> you nailed it. knocked it out of the park. i'm done. moving on. >> oh, my goodness, how cute. >> beautiful colt. >> i don't think this is out of the realm of possibility because you can train a horse to come to a certain sound and maybe it's that sound that happens to sound like a horse. >> i think this is real i like it. >> real. >> five reals. >> i'm saying

you want a greenies? but dogs do.nd freshens breath. greenies dental chews. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back to "late night," everybody. our next guest is a very funny comedian and actress whom you know from her work on "saturday night live." please welcome my good friend, aidy bryant. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: hi. i am an honored man right now. this is your first talk show appearance. >> that's absolutely right. >> seth: wow. [ cheers and applause ] were you excited about that today? >> no, not at all. no, of course i was! i woke up so cocky. i was like, "i'm on tv tonight." like, totally pumped. and then i immediately saw a dead cockroach in my apartment. [ laughter ] so, high highs and low lows. [ laughter ] >> seth: you just finished the great season of "snl" for you and you had fun? [ cheers and applause ] we worked together for some of it. you did a sketch i loved with kate mckinnon. was it "dyke and fats"? >> yeah, it was like a dream come true. >> seth: you were two police officers name

fofor r a a frfracactitionon o f greenies. nonow w ththatat's's v vetetiqi!r your kids, you put a lot of stuff in there fun stuff. here's one. looks like a very simple one, but there is something in there, i'm sure parents did not intend to be there. >> goo. >> did you see the big thing in there? >> wow. >> coiled up snake. >> that's not an old sand belt. >> no, but this guy manages to get tonight pole. they here to oiz ittheorize wit. they don't know. >> you hear a rattle. >> yeah, it rattled. >> a flake that big would have a pronounced rattle at this point. >> they're not trying to hide that rattle. >> at all. >> they have it for a reason. >> i think that snake thought that was a chicken coop. i think the snake thought it was going to find chicken eggs. >> have a feast, delicious, gnocchi eggs. all it got was a big old pole up its butt. word on the street it was released nearby. they're not worried about it because they done think it's dangerous or venomous and thinks it keeps rat numbers down. >> i came up with the idea when i was 12 or 13. i just thought,

i came out at one morning at 2:00 in the morning and here were a bunch of greenies who were young, green, they had turned into sludge. i said, what are you guys doing out here? you look like you are all worked up. they say, we are working out how to beat mitchell in the next election. i said, you need an injection of something. go home and go harm someone else. from that came the bill. the bill came to the senate and george said, you cannot go anywhere without byrd. byrd had a stamp on his head that said "high sulfur coal above god." [laughter] and it was emblazoned. it was like harry potter -- [laughter] byrd came in and george said, robert, this is it. this is the serious business. we all sat for maybe half a day. you cannot put an amendment about high sulfur coal that will be the end of the bill. well, i know it was and i do not want that to happen, but i just have to reserve my options. i will not do anything destructive. we just kept moving but it was not getting anywhere at all. finally, we had to go to the floor and we were doing well. in came the byrd amendment. it was best known

kaelyn forde, al jazeera, greeni greenich, connecticut. >> the great white shark population is surging. the shark who was once listed as a venerable ease but numbers have shot up 42% since 1997. conservation efforts such as a federal law that bans people from hunting great whites. despite this, only 13 people have died from unprovoked shark attacks. 13 in the last one 00 years. thanks for joining us. always go to the website, al jazeera ameri aljazeera.com. stay tuned, though. "faultlines" starts right now. >> it's still months before college football season kicks off, but the team at northwestern university is in the middle of a 40 hour work week. >> they are traveling more than even 10 years ago, they're being asked to sacrifice more they're asked to treat their sport as a year-round endeavor. so the demands on them are so intense that it has put them in a situation where it's like a fight or die situation.

i came out one morning at 2:00 in the morning and here was a bunch of greenies that were just beyond green they turned into sludge, and i said what are you guys doing out here, you look like you're all worked out. we're trying how to beat mitchell and chafy in the next election. i said you guys need an injection of something. go home and go haunt someone else. anyway from that came the bill. the bill came to the senate, and bird -- george said we can't go anywhere without bird. i mean bird had a stamp on his head which said high sulphur coal above god. [ laughter ] and it was emblazoned, it was like harry potter. [ laughter ] so, but bird came in and george said, you know, robert, no one called him bob. robert, this is it. this is the serious business. he said i know and it's very grievous to me, but we all sat maybe for half a day with robert. but you can't put in an amendment about high sulphur coal that will be, it would be the end of the bill. well, i know it will and i don't want that to happen, but i just will have to reserve my option but i won't do anything destructive, and w

. >> you are the resident greenie, you are an analyst. does this clash for you? >> it does, as an analyst, you want to look at top line growth and the bottom line growth is meshing together. how they're spending capital expenditure. charles: x item for climate change, why not? >> there absolutely isn't it. goes into the capital expenditure on the marketing side. as an analyst and investor, you want to look at that. you want to go to a store that makes you feel good and happy to shop there. when it comes down to money and where you are putting money to invest in -- [ laughter ] >> i buy a stock and it goes up. i want a ceo making money. if you want to shop at the store, you want to shop at whole foods and support, that do that. you don't have to buy the stock. the job of ceo is for shareholders, and make the most money with being ethical and legal. charles: whole foods, that stock is not looking invincible anymore. >> prisoners milking, products of prison labor sold at whole foods behind the conscious capitalism lies a new slavery. i think consumers like to have a

stuart: how many people buy a bike because they are greenies? a small portion of people and it's becoming more of the discussion and people like the fact that they are doing something for the environment, reducing not only the dimensions, but the conjunction on the highway. stuart: the name is zero motorcycles owned by? >> owned by a private equity group out of new york city. stuart: did you see a vespa group? do you make them bikes in america? >> yes in california. stuart: 100%? >> we design, engineer and assemble them in america. the parts are made to our specification all around the world. stuart: do you get a tax break because you are green and electric? >> well, in some states we do and the federal government right now it's tied up and working its way-- stuart: do i get a tax break if i buy one? >> in some states now. the federal is still working its way through -- stuart: do you get a tax break because you manufacturing health when you? >> no. stuart: you don't? >> no. no support from the federal government. we have a small grant from the

children every buy mar juan a don't want them buying it behind the bowlingal friday some guy name greeny. >> let me step in for just a minute. if you can kind of come between you two with this, as a parent of young children. my kids are nine and six. i remember when i was that age as you can share this sentiment i'm sure. we were always told that marijuana was one of those tab buys. cigarettes and alcohol were legal. marijuana was different. it was elicit. it was controlled. it was tab buy and we were not to do it. now as a parent i struggle with this because i know how dangerous alcohol can be. how many times have been reported here on fox 29 dui crashes and deadly ones at that. it is a changing landscape. i understand the financial argument. i understand it is a challenge for people to come to terms with legalizing marijuana would i like you each to weigh in on that and talk to parents out there. >> i would i it is obvious. you made the the case that i'm making. we realize thinks not heroin. we are not dealing with cocaine. i couldn't seed that. this is not a lay up. this has consequen

they're greeny berets? >> think think the secretary of would call them special operators. and i remind you that that's a operationst special troops perform routinely. do that if i were you. they're special operators, and i'm not going to detail beyond that. >> could they be laying the ground work for air strikes in future? >> i'll say it again. they are to do some initial and to eventually advice. that's the mission. as you say, calling in air strikes, that can could notes a combat mission. a combatnot there on mission, and i'm not going to speculate -- domen would are nothing to with that? >> we around at that stage right now, justin. in order to help the president make future follow on decisionings, we have to have more information about what's going on on the ground much that's what these troops will be doing and that's all they'll be doing. >> the operation center in new is that -- isall i can say right now northern iraq. i don't believe that final arrangement have been made for the exact location. samewould ask you the question, can you confirm now the if there are an