>> greg: yeah.an kind of -- no matter how much you like newt, you do sense a bit of exaggeration on a lot of things. >> bob: a bit? >> greg: guy that claims he played for yankees when he was catching foul ball in the stands. whatever he said you feel like he is blinking. like he talking about reagan he wasn't really there. and he walked by a meeting. >> andrea: right. >> greg: you know? >> dana: i don't like the whole -- i don't necessarily like i did this, i did that in terms of using the former president. it dept like it when president obama does it either. remember, they did it for a while, too. >> andrea: a lot of people think newt is a hero for muzzling bill clinton. >> greg: and the person is no longer living. you can't go and question somebody. >> bob: what republican doesn't invoke ronald reagan? i tell you one thing, i don't think it's that palatable an ad. there are more things to attack newt on than that. >> andrea: i agree. on that note, we agree. now to a break. did you hear about the c

go ahead. >> greg: i'm sorry. >> andrea: no, i'm sorry. >> greg: i am, you know, whatever, as conservativeall politics in my mind has to go -- you have to take all politics and throw it out the window. when he was on camera and i was in a bar watching that happen, i was just, it was a great moment as an american. he is our american president. when it happened, i screamed at tourists to shut up. important moment. >> kimberly: having sacrifice for the extensive undercover work. you know what? give credit where credit is due. i didn't like what happened after the victory lap taken the credit for it. nevertheless, i do want to give him credit for increasing the number of predator drone strikes and yes giving the go-ahead. though i don't think he had any other choice. >> eric: the burial at sea thing, we could have maybe talked about that more. roll the next one, guys. number four. >> i'm not ashamed to admit i'm a christian. you don't need to be in a pew every countr sunday to know that there is something wrong with the country when gays can openly serve in the military but kids can't openly c

>> greg: it's all about nagging.ing he is says or you lose points and you'll be miserable for the rest of your life. give up. the key to marriage is giving up. >> bob: that is the whole thing. >> kimberly: there are guys in the nagging thing. nag me. they like it. >> bob: my wife is cleaning the bathroom floor. i said what are we moving? >> dana: my husband said when he met me, he knew i was miss right but didn't know my first name was always. >> kimberly: now he knows. >> dana: we have one more segment to go. one more thing coming up next. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: whatever. >> eric: one more thing. kick berly, kick it off. >> kimberly: there was a lot of coverage for marco rubio. he has had a great week. he has a little egg on their face and it's reuters. because how many mistakes? unos, does, tres -- siete, baby. seven. the mistakes in the article making false accusations against the fine young gentlemen. came out on twitter, too. >> dana: there has been buzz about the story. matt lewis at the daily beast, i hope i -- no,

[ laughter ] >> bob: greg, i'm sure you had many. >> greg: i woke up in the middle of the night, nots a medical emergency. there i am at the hospital getting my -- >> bobmy -- >> eric: who is the lady -- [ whistling ] >> bob: i got an appendectomy. i was diagnosed via text. i was in bed going this feels funny. where? around here. press on it. ow! come to the energy room. amazing moment in my life. >> bob: okay, sparkles. >> kimberly: mine was a wardrobe malfunction. we won't get specific about the exact area. but walking down with a little of air conditioning swooshing in. not realizing -- >> bob: i followed you for a block. >> bob: my worst moment did happen on the show. it was so shocking to me when eric wore that ridiculous aluminum hat. do you remember that? >> eric: greg warned me. >> kimberly: my gosh. >> bob: and then the chin strap. he look like the tin man. the other moment andrea missing the other sleeve on her dress. >> andrea: big salary. we have couldn't afford it. >> bob: now we are going to the best moment. >> eric: for me? 100 show anniversary, surprised you with the

>> greg: it's all about nagging.erything he is says or you lose points and you'll be miserable for the rest of your life. give up. the key to marriage is giving up. >> bob: that is the whole thing. >> kimberly: there are guys in the nagging thing. nag me. they like it. >> bob: my wife is cleaning the bathroom floor. i said what are we moving? >> dana: my husband said when he met me, he knew i was miss right but didn't know my first name was always. >> kimberly: now he knows. >> dana: we have one more segment to go. one more thing coming up next. ♪ ♪ i'm in a tricky situation here. i'm bidding on a 1979 dukes of hazzard lunchbox, but my auction ends in 15 seconds ! even worse, my buddy's bidding on the same lunchbox. it's airbrushed ! but i've got verizon 4g lte. it's so fast that i can outbid him at the last second. i got it ! yes, i won ! woo hoo ! it's got a thermos ! rely on verizon 4g lte. because only the fastest survive. c'mon, michael! get in the game! [ male announcer ] don't have the hops for hoops with your

go ahead. >> greg: i'm sorry. >> andrea: no, i'm sorry. >> greg: i am, you know, whatever, as conservativeall politics in my mind has to go -- you have to take all politics and throw it out the window. when he was on camera and i was in a bar watching that happen, i was just, it was a great moment as an american. he is our american president. when it happened, i screamed at tourists to shut up. important moment. >> kimberly: having sacrifice for the extensive undercover work. you know what? give credit where credit is due. i didn't like what happened after the victory lap taken the credit for it. nevertheless, i do want to give him credit for increasing the number of predator drone strikes and yes giving the go-ahead. though i don't think he had any other choice. >> eric: the burial at sea thing, we could have maybe talked about that more. roll the next one, guys. number four. >> i'm not ashamed to admit i'm a christian. you don't need to be in a pew every countr sunday to know that there is something wrong with the country when gays can openly serve in the military but kids can't openly c

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>> greg: it's all about nagging.ything he is says or you lose points and you'll be miserable for the rest of your life. give up. the key to marriage is giving up. >> bob: that is the whole thing. >> kimberly: there are guys in the nagging thing. nag me. they like it. >> bob: my wife is cleaning the bathroom floor. i said what are we moving? >> dana: my husband said when he met me, he knew i was miss right but didn't know my first name was always. >> kimberly: now he knows. >> dana: we have one more segment to go. one more thing coming up next. ♪ ♪ laces? really? slip-on's the way to go. more people do that, security would be like -- there's no charge for the bag. thanks. i know a quiet little place where we can get some work done. there's a three-prong plug. i have club passes. [ male announcer ] now there's a mileage card that offers special perks on united, like a free checked bag, united club passes, and priority boarding. thanks. ♪ okay. what's your secret? ♪ [ male announcer ] the new united mileageplus explorer

two polls that make greg excited. is in trouble because of the polls showing mitt romney ahead of him. if you say that, it shows that he is ahead by one point. look at the same point the last time. we didn't talk about it. george bush was behind by a whopping -- is that eight points? so all the. >> c'mon! >> greg: i want to get to my one more thing. >> kimberly: that was interesting. thank you. if you want to -- >> greg: way to break it down. >> kimberly: sorry. >> dana: why do we have the graphic? people did the same thing to bush that they are doing to obama. we need something to talk about. >> greg: here is a video of crow intertubing. all right. i want to talk about this. this is incredible. not only does the crow do it once but he does it twice. he does it again and again and then it goes back up and it flies away with his new little toy. what is the take home message here? birds know how to have fun. so that means when they poop on you, they are doing it on purpose. kim they are cerebral. >> kimberly: dana, you

greg? >> greg: my one more thing is bob's awesome side burns.e to. >> kimberly: they do look attracted. i'm strangely drawn to them. this is what we were found, i had to go do my father's things. he passed away. these are photos that my brother wanted hidden. chubster. the next i was eating cake. i love cake. the last one is my dad and i in ireland. it lived there every summer since i was five. >> dana: man, he was a

>> eric: greg, you have been on this for a long time. >> greg: following this for seven years. >> eric told us he was taking the state department advice and killing the xl pipeline project. i threw this on the white board quickly. talk about what is going on with obama and the xl pipeline. 20,000 jobs minimum. high send 130,000 jobs. this could create. 500,000 barrels per day coming in from canada, canadian oil. under obama, gasoline is up 86% from the day he took office. this one here, tens of billions of dollars in state revenues. revenues to all the states affected if the pipeline goes through. this is what obama is worried about. sage brush lizard, delta smelt and caribou. really? >> greg: i want to be on obama's side here. this is fantastic news. i can't think of a better thing to do when energy prices are so high. also, it's great we are getting fuel from the unstable nations. instead of canada. they gave us celine deon. >> bob: the numbers are wrong. >> eric: not one of them. >> bob: he said he'd like to see the pipeline go through, wait a second, but that the deadline that the

greg? >> greg: my one more thing is bob's awesome side burns. have to. >> kimberly: they do look attracted. i'm strangely drawn to them. this is what we were found, i had to go do my father's things. he passed away. these are photos that my brother wanted hidden.

>> greg: i got to ask.enerally. >> greg: he is going to skip debates where audience isn't allowed to respond. good, bad? >> dana: whatever he wants to do. if he does become the nominee, obama will agree to two at most three debates there is not going to be audience participation. they won't be allowed to comment. i think if they do, it wow bad. if you are in a speech and the audience is with you -- you see this with president obama. when he is with his people and they're all supporting him, he gets in his speech and fiery and the rhetoric, president obama thing going. a lot of us feed off a crowd. hard to talk in silence and listen to your own word as i'm doing now. >> greg: eric you played sports as a young one. they speak of a sixth member of a team. am i right? >> dana: what? >> can you imagine playing without aned a yens or going to a football game and not clapping? you want to get involved. that is what has been wrong with the republican party, no one invigorated the base the way newt has in the last c

>> greg: mitt or newt?eric: newt. >> greg: i did a report, gutfeld institute of crud did a report on the economic impact of -- >> kimberly: highly regarded. >> greg: it found it created 4 billion jobs. looking to eliminate risk from capitalism is looking to community activism for results. this is how the left views the economy. >> bob: can i take issue with things myself? this is one of my great sources. we are not in a great recession anymore. we are out of a great recession. number one. we are coming back strongly, with the obama recovery. >> eric: the obama recovery of the obama malaise. excuse me. sorry. >> bob: you're interrupting me. the other thing i'd say is there are a lot of community activists that do good things for no way. >> eric: stop. we have don't want to do community act virgin islands right now listeislands -- activ. listen to charles krauthammer on this controversy. >> if the lead is slinking it's as a result of the bain issue. if it will bring him down in a republican, conservative stat

greg? >> greg: yeah. have caught madonna try to focus on her arms. stare at her arms. she is ripped. she is really ripped. she could crush a melon with her forearms. >> kimberly: you like her. >> eric: holding the bows, right? >> greg: it's frightening. i want those arms. >> bob: don't worry about it. let me, this is a very personal thing for two reasons. one, today is martin luther king day, and a national holiday for one in my view the greatest men that ever walked, been a citizen of this country. my father had the opportunity to work with dr. king for many years. my father was from muskogie, illinois, when my father and dr. king had bricks hit in the head. he was with him in birmingham. regrettedably with him the day that dr. king left this earth. and it was every year, first year i'm not able to do it. i took my children to the lincoln memorial to have them read dr. king's "i have a dream speech." he set the standard and brought from nowhere, from poverty, fro

eric: greg has thoughts. >> greg: batman. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: welcome back to "the five."gnment for this block was to discuss moodia's treatment of obama before and since his election. this is like asking me to recite the alphabet. something i could do while driving a monster truck down lombard street. i've done that on occasion. media loves obama because he is them. represents liberal assumptions shared by the media, arts and academia and shared value environment where any deviation is betrayal. look at jodie cantor, the liberal who wrote the recent book on obama. taking a beating by her peers. the media lays off roughing up their guy fearing the same treatment. more journalists choose their profession and becomes a community organizer to make a difference. make a difference. like hope or change is a non-value where results never matter as long as your intention is good. it's why bill clinton got away with so much. his heart was many right place, even if his hands weren't. my goal in life is to make a difference, by preventing others from making a difference. because thei

. >> greg: i have a question.called an evil genius, what percentage is ideal? 45% evil? 55% genius? >> as much evil as you can. >> bob: evil is the right word. the problem with february, you are not only missing states but have to get in a lot of states in two weeks. that is difficult. >> before i leave, i want to be clear. bolling, i see you using the whiteboard illegally again you will hear from me. >> eric: wait! >> andrea: i was going say are you going to downsize the white board? is smaller better? >> eric: are you claiming credit for the original white board? tim russert. >> no, i merely grabbed control of it before you. >> greg: white board is racist. >> dana: we need a neutral color board. we want to thank you for being the first in-person guest at "the five." >> bob: first person we allowed at the table. >> eric: we have to go. >> dana: want to read this, karl? >> this guy wants to be president obama's competition in 2012. he is a democrat. he likes ponies and he wants everyone in the united states to bru

>> greg: yeah.e gets on that limb of foreign policy, even his delivery seems off. >> juan: last night i think was his worst debate performance. he was meandering at times. gee, ron. because ron paul can be at times so electric, because he is making points hand's like jeez this is -- >> dana: when he talks about ending the fed, he got huge applause. >> juan: he talks about legalizing drugs and prostitution -- >> greg: i'm clapping! [ laughter ] >> andrea: these are people who don't think we should go around and start wars. he seems to take it too far. >> eric: we got to go. >> dana: save it for another day. >> eric: directly rehead, greg has thoughts why politicians on the right are more than those on the left. he's next. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: welcome back to "the five." as always, comics are having a field day with republicans. why is that? it's easy. here is a republican. he is adorable. the fact is republicans are easier to make fun of than democrats. i know because i was once a lefty who lazily ri

greg has things to say.an mccain was on and comparing herself to ronald reagan. >> do you think reagan would like this? >> if ronald reagan were running today he'd be called a dirty moderate like me, unfortunately. >> she was confused. she was thinking of ronald reagan junior. thought he was present. on the steam train of conventional wisdom she is caboose. by the time she said it 100 other people said it. thing about reagan moderate has been said 1 ,000 times. but she is so wonderful. >> dana: everybody compares themselves to reagan in one way or. a do you think tebow thinks of himself as reagan? tie our segments together. >> kimberly: no. people glob on and say i'm like reagan or the candidate to bring about the revolution in america. people look up to him. to call him a dirty moderate -- >> dana: what do you think? >> eric: the difference between megan mccain -- liz cheney is now a contributor. one is brilliant, smart and articulate. megan mccain could be the dumbest people on msnbc. >> dana: they have di

at greg gutfeld. comment?greg: newt has to come out against the elitist mosquitoes, humidity, long lines at the early bird special and support of dead people. dead people are forgotten, a forgotten minority. they are a silent minority. but the media always talks about how brave is it, to speak truth to power. newt flipped so it sticking truth to power is sticking it to the media. people respond to that because they tie media this with obama. they were so closely supportive of obama. when he goes out to the media, it's essentially obama. obama, obama. the electorate seems to be responding and conventional wisdom is out the window. >> bob: he did have, as eric pointed out, two unbelievable setup in the debate, which will resonate. keep in mind 400,000 people already voted in florida. >> kimberly: early voting. >> greg: early bird special. >> bob: they were voting when romney was riding high. i assume romney will win that substantially. secondly, romney has a lot of money. and using it right out of the chute. the

not unlike greg gutfeld. >> greg: true. >> eric: why not? he's great at it. moses, viking -- >> dana: we made fun of obama for saying he was going to calm the seas, or the seas would stop rising if he became president? >> andrea: obama compared himself to pretty high-ups. >> bob: imagine the two of them, they will be god by the time it's over. >> dana: there won't be room for a audience in that debate. >> bob: i think it's one thing to say you have grand ideas or grand yous ideas. but sometimes newt does reach far in comparing himself to people. abraham lincoln thing was a bit much. maybe what you could say like my hero abraham lincoln or something like that. >> dana: i aspire to be like -- >> eric: we don't know how he compared himself. he didn't say i'm better than abraham lincoln or the fourth best president in history. >> dana: going back to what you said, being hum seasonable not prized anymore. you have can't say well, as i aspire to be like my hero, you have to say i am my hero. >> greg: i'm a lot like mother teresa in that way. she could see the good

>> greg: welcome back.nday's episode of fear factor features contestants drinking con did i urine and semen. they have several meetings giving the go-ahead to air it. the show producers testified the stunt that stuff like it is sometimes consumed in other parts of the world. lauren, i want to go to you first. only of something you said in the break when we talked about it. what is the big deal. >> what is the big deal. donkey juice. [ laughter ] >> you are going to get so many marriage proposals. i can't wait for joe derosa. >> let me ask you. does it matter? i can't barely touch that sperm. it's pepsi. >> i really believe that urine could probably kill you. they should call it what it is, torture. if you like watching that stuff. >> bitter swallow edition. [ laughter ] >> nbc used to the pinnacle, cosby show, family ties, great family value shows. seinfeld and now, and joe derosa but maybe it was his idea but now drinking donkey bodily fluids. >> if you have seen the seinfeld episode with what is the deal

greg?uch. >> dana: rumors that you were on my couch. >> dana: my one more thing i was in the hallway coming up to do "the five" and i ran in to governor chris christie. they know the camera adds ten pounds? no, it adds 100 pounds. he looks skinnier in person than he does on tv. and speaking of tv, he will be on "hannity "tonight but not on "red eye" though i asked him many times to be on "red eye." he went be on "red eye." that ticks me off. i have been a champion of the big boned. >> bob: because your table falls over. >> dana: that is true. "red eye" is a great show. i recommend it. i saved the best for last. >> eric: this is a fun one. joe biden is talking in san francisco. doing a speech. he stands up and goes the giants are going to win! the new york giants are going to beat the san francisco 49ers? not one of your worst gaffes ever. i saved it. look at one of the worst gaffes ever. >> a man i'm proud to call my friend. a man who will be next president of the united states, barack amer