>> greg: exactly!ed out of a little space capsule. >> kimberly: give it credit. cool. love it. great story. >> greg: oh, c'mon. jump up in a flame and then call me. >> juan: like michael jordan. what did you say? arbitrary to -- i think this is like manufacturered. for what? i don't even like roller coasters. >> eric: for a lot of reasons. ed are bull did it. freddie jump out and land in a hot tub with juan. >> andrea: i would do that. last weekend. >> eric: moving right along. >> andrea: my story of the year is obamacare and the supreme court ruling. not the story that dominated all year long but a big deal. the supreme court ruled that the mandate was upheld and people have to buy health insurance. one third of the economy. even though might not be top of mind to everybody today, it will be top of mind for the rest of eternity and touch every single person in this country. it east a tax. you will be taxed forcibly. they held it up. huge issue and huge court ruling. you are looking at me like that is

>> greg: hello. i'm greg gutfeld with andrea tantaros, bob beckel, eric bolling, and her big wheel is double parked outside. dana perino. it's 5:00 in new york city. hence, "the five." ♪ ♪ >> greg: so some groups are ticked off at coca-cola for the super bowl ad featuring an arab with a camel in the desert. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: so one arab group is claiming this is racist or something. coke says it was just using film characters from the past. now you might call the groups cry babies but that would have been people with malfunctioning tear ducts. instead, i call them americans where they figured out like the rest of us outrage gets attention. forget anger over terrorism. words speak louder than actio action. as you demand subservient to hurt feelings. how to beat them? join them. taco bell claims they pull their ad that asked people to eat tacos instead of carrot after vegetable lovers, vented on the whine seller, called twitter. here is the ad. >> veggie on game day is punting on fourth and one. it's a

>> greg: can i finish my point? >> bob: of course. >> greg: thank you. is not a beep from the press over any of this stuff. so he got this amazing force field in ra sense reflects the factual proof that we have an infantile press. >> eric: bring this house, the "washington post" story dana points out, on the cover, talking about rendition going on. it's practice of holding terror suspects in other countrys and not using due process, but still getting information out of them. 2007, july 1, senator barack obama said practice of shipping away prisoners the dead of night to be tortured in far off countries. september 17, 2010, he said, "eliminate the practice of extreme rendition where we outsource torture to other countrys." here we have the ultimate hypocrisy. once again -- >> andrea: where is the media? >> eric: nobel peace prize winner using rendition -- >> andrea: hold on. when he heard the word "rendition" he thought they meant reason disof the song -- ♪ i, so in love with you >> dana: president obama running for office with help from the other democra

>> greg: exactly!eric: he is the only guy that jumped out of a little space capsule. >> kimberly: give it credit. cool. love it. great story. >> greg: oh, c'mon. jump up in a flame and then call me. >> juan: like michael jordan. what did you say? arbitrary to -- i think this is like manufacturered. for what? i don't even like roller coasters. >> eric: for a lot of reasons. ed are bull did it. freddie jump out and land in a hot tub with juan. >> andrea: i would do that. last weekend. >> eric: moving right along. >> andrea: my story of the year is obamacare and the supreme court ruling. not the story that dominated all year long but a big deal. the supreme court ruled that the mandate was upheld and people have to buy health insurance. one third of the economy. even though might not be top of mind to everybody today, it will be top of mind for the rest of eternity and touch every single person in this country. it east a tax. you will be taxed forcibly. they held it up. huge issue and huge court ruling. y

>> greg: i agree. >> kimberly: we're over tim time. >> greg: what about kentucky?ll and wild hogs is illegal in kentucky. >> eric: no. c'mon. >> greg: i just found out saturday. >> dana: when we come back, big name celebs are in a psa to demand a plan for end to gun violence and pushing for more regulation. is that a good idea? we'll debate it next. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: as you know, some put on the thoughtful voice to take the gun control ad and they demand that you demand something be done. fine. i get the feeling that's where the thoughtfulness ends. for them, getting serious about an idea is work. concept most are unfamiliar with, but which they say send it back to therapy. now gun rights group hit back with this video. >> columbine. [ gunfire ] >> newtown. [ gunfire ] >> newtown. >> newtown. >> how many more classrooms. >> i can understand why people like that. >> demand a plan. >> kimberly: i mean seriously. >> greg: thank you. the message where would the puppets be without guns? if it weren't for the fantasies of death and mayhem, half of the folks would be selli

>> greg: i'm for background checks. >> eric: can we go? >> greg: no.ant to keep talking about this. >> eric: coming up, pentagon wants to send women to front lines and put them in the middle of combat. is that something they really want to do? unemployment, enormous deficit, benghazi. all important issue. why did press corps ask jay carney about beyonce lipsynching four times. wait until you hear this tape. we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ blan ♪ ♪ >> greg: i love that barry springsteen. pentagon is lifting a ban for women on combat. hooray. i guess. if cushing the combat roles would affect the ability to move up the ladder, it shatters the glass ceiling. it also elevates risk. god bless her, that woman is a better man than i. if she wants to fight, far be it from me to say no. the chances are she could take me and chances are i would enjoy it. the only thing i ever served was a volleyball. senator mccain knows women must still meet the same physical standards as men. you can't become a seal unless you can do what a seal does, i don't mean date kimberly. if yo

>> greg: exactly!eric: he is the only guy that jumped out of a little space capsule. >> kimberly: give it credit. cool. love it. great story. >> greg: oh, c'mon. jump up in a flame and then call me. >> juan: like michael jordan. what did you say? arbitrary to -- i think this is like manufacturered. for what? i don't even like roller coasters. >> eric: for a lot of reasons. ed are bull did it. freddie jump out and land in a hot tub with juan. >> andrea: i would do that. last weekend. >> eric: moving right along. >> andrea: my story of the year is obamacare and the supreme court ruling. not the story that dominated all year long but a big deal. the supreme court ruled that the mandate was upheld and people have to buy health insurance. one third of the economy. even though might not be top of mind to everybody today, it will be top of mind for the rest of eternity and touch every single person in this country. it east a tax. you will be taxed forcibly. they held it up. huge issue and huge court ruling. y

greg? >> greg: what is he skeet shooting? clay pigeons like the fox news emblem?eric: maybe. >> greg: i love he picked the safest thing. no live animals hurt. the kids aren't around. saying he likes to shoot, he was told to say that. after clinton came out and said you know what? a lot of people own guns and you are ticking them off. not a bunch of rednecks according to bob. he had to say yeah, i also shoot guns. it's like me saying yeah, i have a lot of tall friends. >> do you think he shoots? >> kimberly: he shoots to the left. >> eric: yeah, right. looking left. >> kimberly: that is the problem. he has to say this. greg is right because this is perfect example of clinton getting it. clinton said that. so now obama has to follow suit hecht has to not alienate all the people he is offending. that support the second amendment. and want half their guns and don't want to be told they can't exercise their constitutional right. >> dana: people are concerned not so much about losing the right to skeet shoot. they are worried about their right to defend themselves. he h

. >> greg: hello. i'm greg gutfeld with andrea tantaros, bob beckel, eric bolling, she snacks on live butterflies, dana perino. it's 45:00 in new york city. you know -- it's 5:00 in new york city. you know the drill. ♪ ♪ >> greg: thanks to oprah we learned a key lesson. even cycling scandals are boring. bike racing hasn't been a sport of interest since never. this is like finding out last year's finnish archery championships are fixed. bicycles are what you ride when you are a kid. logic and common sense argue most if not all of armendariz's competition was juicing, still is. armstrong was singled out because he won. armstrong's great mistake was not being french. he'd be a national hero. lance is a jerk who hurt colleagues and lived a lie. dana perino can be forgiven so why not lance? confession in my tetherball career i was juicing constantly. mostly capri sun. for judgmental media, remember your job enhancement. every eder to i know dopeed too, they called it booze and adderall. lance armstrong, eve

>> greg: i'm for background checks. >> eric: can we go? >> greg: no.ant to keep talking about this. >> eric: coming up, pentagon wants to send women to front lines and put them in the middle of combat. is that something they really want to do? unemployment, enormous deficit, benghazi. all important issue. why did press corps ask jay carney about beyonce lipsynching four times. wait until you hear this tape. we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ blannn ♪ [ male announcer ] this is karen and jeremiah. they don't know it yet, but they're gonna fall in love, get married, have a couple of kids, children laughing ] move to the country, d live a long, happy life together where they almost never fight about money. [ dog barks ] because right after they get married, they'll find some retirement people who are paid on salary, not commission. they'll get straightforward guidance and be able to focus on other things, like each other, which isn't rocket science. it's just common sense. from td ameritrade. ♪ ♪ >> greg: i love that barry springsteen. pentagon is lifting a ban for

>> greg: i agree. >> kimberly: we're over tim time. >> greg: what about kentucky?ll and wild hogs is illegal in kentucky. >> eric: no. c'mon. >> greg: i just found out saturday. >> dana: when we come back, big name celebs are in a psa to demand a plan for end to gun violence and pushing for more regulation. is that a good idea? we'll debate it next. ♪ ♪ >> announcer: stop! living with hair loss, that is. losing your hair is no fun and no one wants to be bald, but there is hope. >> getting my hair back was the best thing that ever happened to me. >> i'm happy with the way i look now. >> i'm very excited about my hair. >> i feel beautiful. >> i love my hair. >> announcer: hair club offers all-proven hair loss solutions backed by our commitment to satisfaction guaranteed. if you're not 100% satisfied with the solution you choose, hair club will apply the purchase price to another proven hair loss solution or transplant more hair at no charge. >> and that was the best thing i've ever done. >> it looks good on me. >> announcer: call in the next five minutes to get your

your thoughts. >> greg: i actually had my inauguration pajamas on. >> eric: snugige. >> greg: a great day for unity. obama was able to bridge the divide between the left and the hard left. which i think was awesome. this is the thing that drives me nuts about this stuff. how the media trots out the idea of division and unity. when, in fact, the people keep talk about the unity that created the division in the first place. like finding out the guy that broke all of your windows owns the glass repair business. the media stoked the division and with class warfare and gun ownership versus the coastal, and women in the church, black conservative and regular black folks who aren't conservative according to them. you walk the media talk about unity is watching ted bundy talk about romance. they don't know a damn thing about it. weird. >> eric: can i jump in and agree with you 100%? there is an article -- i was going to hold this for later but an article written by john dickerson, the political news, the cbs political director. powerful position. he wrote for slate magazine, i believe on frid

>> greg: no.dana: a former speech writer and he has a blog and he writes a lot. today he sent something out and said maybe i jumped the gun. in world of social media maybe that's what happened. kimberly, you think there is more to it. journalists want to be there first and sensationalisticly and they got caught doing it before. on nbc, they edited the trayvon martin 911 tapes. that got to be a big thing. then on -- the "under god." they edited that out in the montage of the pledge of allegiance. >> greg: edited out the skin color of a tea partier carrying a gun. remember that? >> dana: no. >> greg: it was a black man. they made him look white. they didn't want the -- they wanted the gun owner to be white. playing to the storyline. >> dana: thoughts on this. having his testimony, mr. heslin's testimony was important for the hearing. he had personal experience. emotions are running high. it was dramatic enough without having to edit the tape. >> kimberly: absolutely. the voice is to be heard. he is

>> greg: not good choice on either part.e three name thing. when you are arrested they put your middle name in there so other people aren't mistaken for you. that's why everybody has three names. >> bob: is that right? i didn't know that. let me ask you a question. why are they in jail for raping female students and not hear about them wanting to marry the female student? >> dana: do men want to get married at all? >> bob: no. >> andrea: the couple on vh1 rehab with the girl that is 16 years old and the actor. >> dana: it's a sickness. >> eric: we are not sure she wanted to marry him. didn't she marry him to get out of jail? >> bob: wouldn't you marry him to get out of jail? >> greg: i'd marry to stay in jail. >> andrea: a hollywood about this, movie about >> player: robinson and songs, blame david lee roth hot for teacher. >> bob: i have the academic intellectual segment of the show. >> dana: i had prince harry. >> greg: you had prince harry? >> dana: captain of wales. ♪ ♪ nexium, the purple pill, helps provide many with da

greg, one more thing. >> greg: thank you for that great information. what is in that? today, speaking of, i got a call from a large company to do, of the people on "the five," i get phone call to do a product endorsement. endorsement that the people are excited to have me promote their product. it's a weight loss product. hgh supplement. apparently i would take it and they would watch me lose weight. it's the most insulting product endorsement you could ever get. >> kimberly: is that a true story? is that a true story? >> dana: hold up your little jeans. >> greg: have i gained weight? what is going on? >> kimberly: you slouch. it gives you a pooch. that's what happens. okay. [ laughter ] >> kimberly: we totally went out of order. eric? >> eric: i got a call today, too, my cousin erier centrallin. he met up with bob's cousin rob smeckel. look what happened. >> what are you doing here? aren't you for free speech, though? >> free speech. >> freedom of speech. shouldn't everyone have the right -- >> the majority, the average of the intelligence -- >> kimberly: my gosh. >>

thank god. >> greg: thanks, greg. >> kimberly: yeah, greg.nge in appearance. >> greg: only clinton can pretend to lead while at the same time professing ignorance. if i used, if i had her status for being secretary of state, i am secretary of state right now. and the fact that everybody kept thanking her for doing her job when it's clear that she failed doing her job. this is a failure. >> kimberly: she accepted responsibility. this was 2016. sounded like the campaign speech and kickoff. right? >> eric: more -- i 100% agree with you. postering for 2016 than answering any questions about benghazi. referred to the "r," the review board assessment of what happened time and time again. she patted herself on the back for making it public when she didn't have to. >> bob: she has been a great secretary of state. remarkable work for four years and deserves credit. to stain her with one thing is a terrible mistake. >> kimberly: this became a popular theme throughout the hearings. they asked her where were you? we didn't hear from you. you were the per

>> greg: hard to believe.rage of 86% of democrats and 10% of republicans approve of the job barack obama did as president. 76%-point gap that ties george w. bush's fourth year as the polarized year in gallup record. >> this made me feel good when i read it. i thought, you know what? you can't blame president obama. media gets him a pass. he will take it. that is how he operates. they haven't done their job but you can't fool the electorate. when you ask him what he has done often time the left think people are naive and they pool the wool over their eyes. this shows that you can't. they go you know what? not that big o a uniter. >> bob: if you look pew research did poll on the inaugural address. every issue he raised, big majority of the american people agreed with it. this is not one of those things he is so far behind of the american people. the pew -- they took -- >> dana: it's lik we will never be against letting poor people to starve to death and eat cat foot. we agree with that. >> bob: there are other p

greg? >> greg: you know, i have two interns right now. i actually don't pay at all. i know they're working because they are trembling. >> dana: fringe benefits. >> bob: friends with benefi benefits. >> dana: my minimum wage job in college, 2:00 a.m. to 6:00 a.m. country music d.j. and this was a hit song from there. coming up, eight days since the new year. how are the resolutions going? if you are trying to exercise more or eat healthier, bob thinks it's a waste of time. he also thinks that there's as [ female announcer ] going to sleep may be easy, but when you wake up in the middle of the night it can be frustrating. it's hard to turn off and go back to sleep. intermezzo is the first and only prescription sleep aid approved for use as needed in the middle of the night when you can't get back to sleep. it's an effective sleep medicine you don't take before bedtime. take it in bed only when you need it and have at least four hours left for sleep. do not take intermezzo if you have had an allergic reaction to drugs containing zolpidem, such as ambien. allergic reacti

not greg, you know.ed greg if he'd had a chance, and i suspect that he just never had a chance. >> the irony is he went there partly because the crime rate was so low. >> that's right. that's one of the reasons he went there. >> yes. in fact, the murder of an ex-pat american was extraordinary, a very rare event here in belize. but that's not yet story made headlines on monday morning. >> computer software creator john mcafee in hiding. >> the news was all about mcafee, a man not only on the run, but apparently determined to turn being on the lamb into multi-platinum performance art, blogging, e-mailing, blogging reporters near and far. tamara sniffin co-owner of the san pedro sun on ambergris caye was among the first to get a call from mcafee. >> i would just hate to have to see you have to resort to going into hiding because, unfortunately, it doesn't look that good when that happens if you can understand that. >> at first it seemed certain that a massive police dragnet would be deployed to capture this

greg? >> greg: gee whiz. red eye, we have john gibson.he is great. tonight we are going to realize there will be a need to raise awareness about the plight of the clay pigeon. the president can callously talk about shooting clay pigeons. >> eric: where is peta? >> greg: i don't know. he'll start serving them at thanksgiving. >> bob: you should write another book. it would be better to promote that. >> greg: the book takes another nine months. >> andrea: when do you have another book coming out? >> bob: i don't. nine months from now get on the list to buy it. >> andrea: there have been very controversial and upsetting headlines about the military recently. the sequestration cuts will come down the pike, cutting half a trillion dollars. also, $1.8 billion from tri-care, healthcare for the veterans. also, the pentagon announced today that 46,000 jobs will be cut due to budget cuts. the saddest headline today and has me the most upset is one the troops in afghanistan are not getting breakfast. look at the headline. they are cutting back on me

greg? >> greg: gee whiz. red eye, we have john gibson.he is great. ton

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>> greg: no.e weekend in hedonism 2 on the nude side. disgusting. we can fit -- i we should face the fact being white is racist racist. a hostile gesture. wife weren't you born black? how dare you? it's a positive ad. >> he delivered it well. >> kimberly: now volkswagen wins because it's gone viral. everything is watching it. they are getting press out of it. whether you like it or not. >> bob: i don't think it's racist. i tried to speak like that. 2011 volkswagen has to most number of hits on youtube in history. take a look at this one. ♪ ♪ >> bob: yeah, man that made me happy! that was close. anybody want to try one? c'mon c'mon. >> dana: yeah, man. >> bob: that's good. >> greg: yemen. >> kimberly: yeah, man. i got 13 jobs, man. boston that is very good. >> kimberly: thank you. >> bob: i remember i used to use a certainbe cannabis down there, i could do it really well. >> kimberly: sharing. >> eric: they are well known for that in jamaica -- >> kimberly: what? >> bob: smoking dope. >> dana: not

greg? >> greg: you know, i have two interns right now. i actually don't pay at all.they're working because they are trembling. >> dana: fringe benefits. >> bob: friends with benefi benefits. >> dana: my minimum wage job in college, 2:00 a.m. to 6:00 a.m. country music d.j. and this was a hit song from there. coming up, eight days since the new year. how are the resolutions going? if you are trying to exercise more or eat healthier, bob thinks it's a waste of time. he also thinks that there's assynonym for baloney. that's next. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] the exclusive air suspension in the 2013 ram 1500. ♪ engineered to move heaven and earth. ♪ guts. glory. ram. the new ram 1500. motor trend's 2013 truck of the year. the new ram 1500. isurprise...it's eating less. to losing weight. i'm hungry just thinking about it. thank goodness for new slimful. one delicious, 90-calorie slimful and a glass of water, like before dinner, helps keep me satisfied for hours. so instead of this much, i only need this much. and slimful tastso good... i don't even miss dessert. slimful and a

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