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greg: really?ow that i'm going to get great service and they're going to get a great tip. not tipping to me is an insult. when i see it, i'll say something. matter of fact, i was having family dipper, and sometimes at those hi batch chi places you have to sit with strangers. and i have to do whole thing, and the tip came, and the dude was like, you know, i pay a lot of money. he tipped $10 on $100 bill, and i was like, brah, come on, man. i tip 50% because i have to tip for you because you ruined the service. [laughter] greg: kat, when you eat, do you tip? [laughter] >> you just made me millions of dollars. greg: sorry, kat, go ahead. >> so it's not a surprise that people who vote against the government taking away all of their money and giving it to other people tend to have more money. come on, that makes the most sense. i also tip ridiculous amounts of money. i used to be a waitress. i was, perhaps, the worst waitress in the world. so even if service is bad, because i still tip a bunch. i mean,
greg: really?ow that i'm going to get great service and they're going to get a great tip. not tipping to me is an insult. when i see it, i'll say something. matter of fact, i was having family dipper, and sometimes at those hi batch chi places you have to sit with strangers. and i have to do whole thing, and the tip came, and the dude was like, you know, i pay a lot of money. he tipped $10 on $100 bill, and i was like, brah, come on, man. i tip 50% because i have to tip for you because you...
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greg: very good.for we go, bill diblasio went to the protest and i think we should offer to let them have him. [cheering] although, that might be considered an act of war against germany. i believe he rescinded like warfare. up next, democrats have finally found a way to inspire voters with stickers. yes, i said stickers. greg godbout show. log on to foxnews .com. have a great saturday night. greg: will they find serenity with a new identity? this week the democratic congressional campaign committee sent out an e-mail blast asking people to vote on a new slogan for bumper stickers. for the midterm elections. how sad. as excited, there also renders, resist and persist, she persisted, we resisted, they can rhyme. democrats 2018, have you seen the other guys. that is real. they were quickly mocked online and we came up with a few of our own. here is my first one if you can look at that. there you go. vote democrat and we won't call you a bigoted, racist, homophobic. democrat, will stop y2k. the way ahead
greg: very good.for we go, bill diblasio went to the protest and i think we should offer to let them have him. [cheering] although, that might be considered an act of war against germany. i believe he rescinded like warfare. up next, democrats have finally found a way to inspire voters with stickers. yes, i said stickers. greg godbout show. log on to foxnews .com. have a great saturday night. greg: will they find serenity with a new identity? this week the democratic congressional campaign...
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>> greg: richard nixon. would expect it. >> kimberly: a chance ofha getting to be president? [laughter] >> greg: exactly. he wouldn't expect much of me. i would step in, get to hang out. >> jesse: he's not nixon. >> kimberly: be there with a walking stick. >> greg: i would have preventedd a president carter. i would have been reelected. there would have been no corridor. the american rebirth would have happened sooner. then, there wouldn't have been a ronald reagan because i would have been so great. i would have been elected for a third term. >> juan: then, you would have been gone. that could have been the alternative. >> kimberly: what about you, juan? >> juan: for the democrats, i think fdr, obviously, coming to my mind, the game changer in terms of presidents, democratic presidents who made history. but i also think it would have been fun to be bill clinton or barack obama. >> jesse: it would have been fun to be bill's. >> juan: al gore got so angry at him for his screw ups. al gore feels like he got ri
>> greg: richard nixon. would expect it. >> kimberly: a chance ofha getting to be president? [laughter] >> greg: exactly. he wouldn't expect much of me. i would step in, get to hang out. >> jesse: he's not nixon. >> kimberly: be there with a walking stick. >> greg: i would have preventedd a president carter. i would have been reelected. there would have been no corridor. the american rebirth would have happened sooner. then, there wouldn't have been a ronald...
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greg: really?g to get great service and they're going to get a great tip. not tipping to me is an insult. when i see it, i'll say something. matter of fact, i was having family dipper, and sometimes at those hi batch chi places you have to sit with strangers. and i have to do whole thing, and the tip came, and the dude was like, you know, i pay a lot of money. he tipped $10 on $100 bill, and i was like, brah, come on, man. i tip 50% because i have to tip for you because you ruined the service. [laughter] greg: kat, when you eat, do you tip? [laughter] >> you just made me millions of dollars. greg: sorry, kat, go ahead. >> so it's not a surprise that people who vote against the government taking away all of their money and giving it to other people tend to have more money. come on, that makes the most sense. i also tip ridiculous amounts of money. i used to be a waitress. i was, perhaps, the worst waitress in the world. so even if service is bad, because i still tip a bunch. i mean, really bad. i sp
greg: really?g to get great service and they're going to get a great tip. not tipping to me is an insult. when i see it, i'll say something. matter of fact, i was having family dipper, and sometimes at those hi batch chi places you have to sit with strangers. and i have to do whole thing, and the tip came, and the dude was like, you know, i pay a lot of money. he tipped $10 on $100 bill, and i was like, brah, come on, man. i tip 50% because i have to tip for you because you ruined the service....
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greg: [inaudible] >> what does that mean greg? greg: i don't know. it into my head.se things together and someone will like it. >> i think everyone has decided not to like it and i am not a big fan of the wall, myself. i think there are other ways we could solve the problem like not having as many wearable benefits and ending the drug war. it is an interesting idea to the solar panels because they can make the wall effective maybe if it was a social justice trading center. greg: that's great. >> that would keep people out. >> yeah, exactly. come here and talk about micro. [inaudible] no thanks, bye. greg: terrorists, it's like the world's longest drive in and you show episodes of girls like lena dunham on every day and no one will come. >> then you have mexico declaring hate crimes against us. i'm cool if it will be solar panel and maybe they could reproduce the dodo bird and see an extinct species. greg: you know what you're saying? >> dioramas. >> the conversation is too close to -- [laughter] greg: that is a terrible joke i just made. make it into an attraction. >
greg: [inaudible] >> what does that mean greg? greg: i don't know. it into my head.se things together and someone will like it. >> i think everyone has decided not to like it and i am not a big fan of the wall, myself. i think there are other ways we could solve the problem like not having as many wearable benefits and ending the drug war. it is an interesting idea to the solar panels because they can make the wall effective maybe if it was a social justice trading center. greg:...
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>> dana: greg, do you like mountains or beaches? >> greg: i like to combine.ometimes will camp on the beach. sometimes, i'll go to the mountains wearing nothing but a speedo and i will crawl into a hollowed out log and cry silently until someone sons help. >> jesse: that is why i don't go camping. [laughter] >> greg: i just like to hike with very little on. i have a walking stick and a speedo and i search for tadpoles. >> jesse: that is where you run into hillary. >> dana: this is a tough question for me to answer. we'll start with addressee. if you were stranded on a desert island and could choose one album or cd, what would it be? >> jesse: not country, dana. sorry to disappoint. >> dana: that's okay. >> jesse: probably greatest hits from the '80s. '80s hits. >> dana: you can go without. >> juan: wait a minute. you're a young guy? '80s heads? >> jesse: what do you want to 90s? >> juan: i just thought it would be 2,000s. >> dana: do you like lionel richie? >> juan: but i think i would pick bob marley on an island. >> kimberly: abba. "dancing queen." >> dana:
>> dana: greg, do you like mountains or beaches? >> greg: i like to combine.ometimes will camp on the beach. sometimes, i'll go to the mountains wearing nothing but a speedo and i will crawl into a hollowed out log and cry silently until someone sons help. >> jesse: that is why i don't go camping. [laughter] >> greg: i just like to hike with very little on. i have a walking stick and a speedo and i search for tadpoles. >> jesse: that is where you run into hillary....
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greg: tyrus. i believe that foul language -- everyone gets upset about file language but why are kids so special? anyway, hear me out on this. >> i can see my talking points to hear this. greg: foul language reduces the risk of violence because it's a release valve for aggression. the more you swear -- if you stub your toe and you are allowed to swear you would end up hitting something but swearing that gives you the release valve so that you go. [inaudible] >> can't you just go. [inaudible] stub my toe and look at your wife and say i hate you. reporter: that's what happens. in my world, i lose my car keys, bang my head which is often whoever is in my zone is going to get some verbal thing that i wish i was just you know, i did mean that. greg: used should spend time outdoors. >> you also could be the communications director for mac i don't have anything a problem with what he said. if you come in my bubble and i don't like you, i will tell you. if someone is talking trash or not doing what they s
greg: tyrus. i believe that foul language -- everyone gets upset about file language but why are kids so special? anyway, hear me out on this. >> i can see my talking points to hear this. greg: foul language reduces the risk of violence because it's a release valve for aggression. the more you swear -- if you stub your toe and you are allowed to swear you would end up hitting something but swearing that gives you the release valve so that you go. [inaudible] >> can't you just go....
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greg: very good.for we go, bill diblasio went to the protest and i think we should offer to let them have him. [cheering] although, that might be considered an act of war against germany. i believe he rescinded like warfare. up next, democrats have finally found a way to inspire voters with stickers. yes, i said stickers. constipated? trust #1 doctor recommended dulcolax. use dulcolax tablets for gentle dependable relief. suppositories for relief in minutes. and dulcoease for comfortable relief of hard stools. dulcolax. designed for dependable relief. became the same thing for a few days? then keep the tradition going at bass pro shops with great deals-- like savings of 25% on all in-stock towables, boards and skis. and check out our family summer camp. could save money on car insurance.e in fact, safe drivers who switch from geico to esurance could save hundreds. so if you switch to esurance, saving is a pretty safe bet. auto and home insurance for the modern world. esurance. an allstate company. cli
greg: very good.for we go, bill diblasio went to the protest and i think we should offer to let them have him. [cheering] although, that might be considered an act of war against germany. i believe he rescinded like warfare. up next, democrats have finally found a way to inspire voters with stickers. yes, i said stickers. constipated? trust #1 doctor recommended dulcolax. use dulcolax tablets for gentle dependable relief. suppositories for relief in minutes. and dulcoease for comfortable relief...
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greg: very good.for we go, bill diblasio went to the protest and i think we should offer to let them have him. [cheering] although, that might be considered an act of war against germany. i believe he rescinded like warfare. up next, democrats have finally found a way to inspire voters with stickers. yes, i said stickers. th not even the scratch and sniffnp kind. aleve. all day strong. ♪ it's happening, it's happening! in the modern world, you can control just about anything with an app. your son is turning on all the lights again! you can do the same with your car insurance with the esurance mobile app. esurance. click or call. introducing the easiest way to get gillette blades noo text "blades" to gillette on demand text to reorder blades with gillette on demand... ...and get $3 off your first order ♪i'm gonna get ya', get ya', get ya', get ya'♪ ♪one day maybe next week, ♪i'm gonna meet ya' ♪i'm gonna meet ya', i'll meet ya'♪ marianne:at least eight people n erected after american tourists was beate
greg: very good.for we go, bill diblasio went to the protest and i think we should offer to let them have him. [cheering] although, that might be considered an act of war against germany. i believe he rescinded like warfare. up next, democrats have finally found a way to inspire voters with stickers. yes, i said stickers. th not even the scratch and sniffnp kind. aleve. all day strong. ♪ it's happening, it's happening! in the modern world, you can control just about anything with an app. your...
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but i am president, and they are not. >> kimberly: greg? >> greg: he is redefining discourse.t has been very hard for a lot of people, including myself, during the campaign to keep up our understanding. >> kimberly: you came around. >> greg: but it took me a while. when he think about how much of the culture has been redefined by the left by the last four decades, we have pronouns, different bathrooms and campus speech. language in general has been redefined by liberals. it's about time that maybe somebody like this redefined popular political discourse. we also have to admit the media and donald trump love each other. this is a codependent relationship. they are like the couple who screams in public at walmart but you know they scream in the bedroom too. because the passion is fair. they love it. he would be bored without them and they would be bored without him. they can't turn back. >> kimberly: a little bit like true romance. kristin slater if you are into that kind of thing. just ask greg. experience there? i don't know. >> greg: settle down. >> kimberly: the president re
but i am president, and they are not. >> kimberly: greg? >> greg: he is redefining discourse.t has been very hard for a lot of people, including myself, during the campaign to keep up our understanding. >> kimberly: you came around. >> greg: but it took me a while. when he think about how much of the culture has been redefined by the left by the last four decades, we have pronouns, different bathrooms and campus speech. language in general has been redefined by liberals....
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greg: that's crazy. hasn't this happened sooner question i saw star wars in 1980 and we could've asked the people who made that movie how they made the spaceships? >> you want to make models is what you're missing the point. not as effective aliens but it could help us with the new characters that are trying to make nuclear missiles and it's easy to knock them out when we come out. greg: summers, fbi. >> i can't believe you misses. i'm shocked. i have to adjust my chair because i'm so shocked. i'm shocked that you would be okay with who would take it over first. once we get the eye in the sky, ai makes us move. artificial intelligence, for you guys. that's his biggest fear. that they're taking the planet over short slowly but surely. greg: when ai takes over i'll be the benedict arnold and turn against the human race. i'll say aii with you and then they won't kill me. >> moore knows, your job will go first. greg: how dare you, jillian. i'm not a fan of space and it's too easy to get lost. i got lost in t
greg: that's crazy. hasn't this happened sooner question i saw star wars in 1980 and we could've asked the people who made that movie how they made the spaceships? >> you want to make models is what you're missing the point. not as effective aliens but it could help us with the new characters that are trying to make nuclear missiles and it's easy to knock them out when we come out. greg: summers, fbi. >> i can't believe you misses. i'm shocked. i have to adjust my chair because i'm...
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next up, greg. >> greg: greg's massage tips.tting a massage, make sure you have a sturdy table. let's take a look. this is my cousin, victor, getting a nice q-tip head massage. sometimes massage can feel so good and so wonderful that you just lose yourself in it. this is an $80 an hour spa. sometimes -- all of a sudden -- oh, yeah. rest in peace, victor. victor's fine. >> juan: in colorado, a teenage camper definitely was in for a rude awakening. he said he heard a strange crunching noise that woke him up at 4:00 in the morning. well, that sound was his head in between the teeth of a bear. the boy was sleeping under the stars at the glacier view ranch when he found himself being pulled out of his sleeping bag. he was bit in the head and dragged 12 feet. he had to fight off the bear but as you can see, he just got scratched. boy, i tell you, god was with him. he is okay. >> kimberly: amen. happy birthday, jesse. and happy almost next. >> bret: this is a fox news alert. i am bret baier in washington. u.s. officials telling the ass
next up, greg. >> greg: greg's massage tips.tting a massage, make sure you have a sturdy table. let's take a look. this is my cousin, victor, getting a nice q-tip head massage. sometimes massage can feel so good and so wonderful that you just lose yourself in it. this is an $80 an hour spa. sometimes -- all of a sudden -- oh, yeah. rest in peace, victor. victor's fine. >> juan: in colorado, a teenage camper definitely was in for a rude awakening. he said he heard a strange crunching...
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"the greg gutfeld show."g but barbecue. >> greg: tomorrow i will be down somewhere eating barbecue. juan i can't believe what you said about fireworks. >> i love fireworks. i've seen fireworks before. >> greg: it's the fireworks face. >> give me juan williams -- that's it, that's it. that's what i'm talking about. [laughter] >> greg: it's the fireworks face. >> when you have seen your wife before -- never miss an episode of "the five" have a great holiday weekend, catch k.g. hosting hannity next. >> kimberly: welcome to this special edition of "hannity." the left's war on trump. i'm kimberly guilfoyle in for sean tonight. msnbc hosts accusing the president of blackmail. >> we had people say hope you're ok, had calls and texts and emails. we are ok. the country is not. he packed five lies into the tweets which was very p
"the greg gutfeld show."g but barbecue. >> greg: tomorrow i will be down somewhere eating barbecue. juan i can't believe what you said about fireworks. >> i love fireworks. i've seen fireworks before. >> greg: it's the fireworks face. >> give me juan williams -- that's it, that's it. that's what i'm talking about. [laughter] >> greg: it's the fireworks face. >> when you have seen your wife before -- never miss an episode of "the five" have...
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this sorry, greg.hink the juice is going to get cut loose again because of the letter of the law. the first time he skated because you could pay for the dream team. they chose the bad venue downtown l.a. and the prosecution booted it. they made him try on the glove. they had mark fuhrman the racist up on the stand. they got the race card played on them and they didn't even realize it was happening. >> kimberly: that was allegation against them. >> jesse: that was the allegation against mark fuhrman. i thought it was on tape. maybe i'm wrong. the prosecutors threw the kitchen sink at him for the armed robbery. he wasn't holding the gun. he was involved in the armed robbery. it was really, really rough sentence. they had in mind this guy state skated on a double homicide. he has been behaving in prison and no one is going to testify against him at the parole board hearing. so i think if they're fair and they just look at this case, they will parole him. but if they say karma is going to play a role here,
this sorry, greg.hink the juice is going to get cut loose again because of the letter of the law. the first time he skated because you could pay for the dream team. they chose the bad venue downtown l.a. and the prosecution booted it. they made him try on the glove. they had mark fuhrman the racist up on the stand. they got the race card played on them and they didn't even realize it was happening. >> kimberly: that was allegation against them. >> jesse: that was the allegation...
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. >> greg: hi it, i am greg gutfeld. she runs laps on a close and play. you're watching "the five." how come health care is a disaster? here's why. this is a remote. it has a hundred buttons but i only use the power and channel. i don't know what the other buttons do. if i hit the other one, it's all over. that's health care. it's really designed and overly complicated. so convoluted. if i hit other one, it's all the call center, a help desk. why is that. it like this remote, it's badly designed. if it were a car, obamacare would have been recalled. it be on the windshield, made of marshmallows. remember that web site launch? it made a last straw -- alesta look good and that causes diarrhea. it says that bureaucracy fails because it is designed for the product and not for you. the product fails because no human can figure out how to use it. president obama took something as vital as health, cordoned it off and at the wrong people are handling it. it's time to get it out of their hands and into those who understand humans. every single day, doctors and business types email us with so
. >> greg: hi it, i am greg gutfeld. she runs laps on a close and play. you're watching "the five." how come health care is a disaster? here's why. this is a remote. it has a hundred buttons but i only use the power and channel. i don't know what the other buttons do. if i hit the other one, it's all over. that's health care. it's really designed and overly complicated. so convoluted. if i hit other one, it's all the call center, a help desk. why is that. it like this remote,...
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you can visit the gravesite at trinity church, near wall street. >> jesse: greg gutfeld. >> greg: timefeld's fox news. people ask me what is that like in the green room. i thought i would have a little behind the scenes footage. here we are at fox news, enjoying -- we are getting ready right there. we do some throat exercises. it's kind of a messy green room, i will admit. someone seems to be unconscious over on the left. that's lou dobbs. anyway, that's what we do. [laughter] >> dana: our friend and colleague rick grenell was diagnosed with nonhodgkin's lymphoma in 2013. his partner said watching someone he loved suffered so much made him want to help and find a way to help. he is a consultant with data analysis. he created an app called chemo waves. it tracks patients that help your loved ones control side effects. it is free on itunes. chemo waves. rick grenell is free of cancer now. that is also very good news. >> kimberly: god bless. >> dana: they put a lot of hard work into that application. >> jesse: god bless. >> kimberly: wonderful. >> jesse: shiloh buff was arrested for drunk
you can visit the gravesite at trinity church, near wall street. >> jesse: greg gutfeld. >> greg: timefeld's fox news. people ask me what is that like in the green room. i thought i would have a little behind the scenes footage. here we are at fox news, enjoying -- we are getting ready right there. we do some throat exercises. it's kind of a messy green room, i will admit. someone seems to be unconscious over on the left. that's lou dobbs. anyway, that's what we do. [laughter]...
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>> greg: we were okay.go. >> dana: russia, if you have the tapes -- >> greg: i was 20 years old. >> kimberly: how did you look? >> greg: i looked great. up next, why is a liberal magazine editor who considers herself a feminist criticizing ivanka trump for her clothing? we will tell you, up ahead. ♪ cizing can we at least analyze customer traffic? can we push the offer online? legacy technology can handcuff any company. but "yes" is here. you're saying the new app will go live monday? yeah. with help from hpe, we can finally work the way we want to. with the right mix of hybrid it, everything computes. yeah, 'cause i got allstate. if you total your new bike, they replace it with a brand new one. that's cool. i got a new helmet. we know steve. switching to allstate is worth it. ditching the cover-up for good? that's cool. showing off my arms? that's cool. being comfortable without a shirt? that's cool. getting the body you want without surgery, needles, or downtime? that's coolsculpting. coolsculpting is the
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. >> greg: i want to test her memory. do you remember when trump threatened to hit someone with his backhand? do you remember when donald trump asked if jerry works the pole? that wasn't 2007. do you remember when donald trump asked a group of people that they should vote on if miss california was good looking? so who is sexist? can we please stop turning this pretentious pair into victims. the entire staff of morning joe is a bunch of hypocritical drama queens. they cultivated this relationship with trump, kissed his, ripped him when it felts it benefits them. then they try and reel him back in so it might do a show. they are the media swamp. >> juan: i would agree with you, they are pretentious. they are self-serving. his swamp means we care about success? i would say, even if you were arguing they were guilty, i don't think you can get away from, look at that face on that woman. a look at hillary clinton. >> jesse: bill clinton has no standing to talk about anyone else in the white house. >> dana: it's really easy to f
. >> greg: i want to test her memory. do you remember when trump threatened to hit someone with his backhand? do you remember when donald trump asked if jerry works the pole? that wasn't 2007. do you remember when donald trump asked a group of people that they should vote on if miss california was good looking? so who is sexist? can we please stop turning this pretentious pair into victims. the entire staff of morning joe is a bunch of hypocritical drama queens. they cultivated this...
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>> greg: we were okay.'s let it go. >> dana: russia, if you have the tapes -- >> greg: i was 20 years old. up next, why is a liberal magazine editor who considers herself a feminist criticizing whoooo. i enjoy the fresher things in life. fresh towels. fresh soaps. and of course, tripadvisor's freshest, lowest prices. so if you're anything like me... ...you'll want to check tripadvisor. we now instantly compare prices from over 200 booking sites... ...to find you the lowest price... ...on the hotel you want. go on, try something fresh. tripadvisor. the latest reviews. the lowest prices. one laugh, and hello sensitring a bell? then you have to try always discreet. i didn't think protection this thin could work. but the super absorbent core turns liquid to gel. for incredible protection... snap! so it's out of sight... ...and out of mind. always discreet. for bladder leaks. i've discovered incredible bladder leak underwear that hugs every curve. can't tell i'm wearing it, can you? always discreet underwear. fo
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greg. yourll take. >> greg: the speech, first and foremost, says that on the world stage, we are back. pardon us for the hibernation but we are rested and we are back. that's what we did. trump's vision aligns more with the present day world than the predecessor. he is concerned with the big ticket items. terror, security, freedom. jobs. u.s. media and liberalism in general is consumed by the small things. language and decorum and memes. when they bring it up, they might not even know what he's talking about but small outrages are marginalized compared to the big stuff that he talks about. he is, ironically, more of a citizen of the world than president obama was. he was wrong on every worldly thing. but trump seems to understand what an average guy in poland thinks and what an average guy in the bronx thinks. >> kimberly: it's obviously an advantage that you have an american president that is relatable.. people are saying this is someone i can connect and identify with. in terms of what yo
greg. yourll take. >> greg: the speech, first and foremost, says that on the world stage, we are back. pardon us for the hibernation but we are rested and we are back. that's what we did. trump's vision aligns more with the present day world than the predecessor. he is concerned with the big ticket items. terror, security, freedom. jobs. u.s. media and liberalism in general is consumed by the small things. language and decorum and memes. when they bring it up, they might not even know...
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>> greg: we were okay.et it go. >> dana: russia, if you have the tapes -- >> greg: i was 20 years old. up next, why is a liberal magazine editor who considers herself a feminist criticizing ivanka trump for her clothing? we will tell you, up ahead. ♪ ditching the cover-up for good? that's cool. showing off my arms? that's cool. being comfortable without a shirt? that's cool. getting the body you want without surgery, needles, or downtime? that's coolsculpting. coolsculpting is the only fda-cleared non-invasive treatment that targets and freezes away stubborn fat cells. visit coolsculpting.com today and register for a chance to win a free treatment. i was playing golf love golf.... i used to love golf. wait, what, what happened? i was having a good round, and then my friend, sheila, right as i was stepping into the tee box mentioned a tip a pro gave her. no. yep. did it help? it completely ruined my game. well, the truth is, that advice was never meant for you. i like you. you want to show me your swing? it'
>> greg: we were okay.et it go. >> dana: russia, if you have the tapes -- >> greg: i was 20 years old. up next, why is a liberal magazine editor who considers herself a feminist criticizing ivanka trump for her clothing? we will tell you, up ahead. ♪ ditching the cover-up for good? that's cool. showing off my arms? that's cool. being comfortable without a shirt? that's cool. getting the body you want without surgery, needles, or downtime? that's coolsculpting. coolsculpting...
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so that's the problem. >> dana: a lot of people will be living with uncertainty, greg. >> greg: i'm thinkingwhenever we do a segment on healthcare, i get home and i'm sure it happens to you, you get all these emails from doctors and nurses. and i get like 20 emails from people telling me the solution. and it's really,pl really smart. very practical, and they always very specific good stuff. i keep sitting here going like, there is no landing page. there is no landing place for these ideas. and i started thinking about stuff like waves which drivers use. they find the quickest route based on accumulation of user data. if go into wikipedia and plug in any word, anything shows up. if you putin jesse watters, wikipedia. don't do it. the point is -- >> kimberly: the controversy section. >> greg: technology isn't just a device..im it's the scope of it. it's the fact that everybody is contributing to it ande. that happens with wikipedia and waves and i get all these emails. there has got to be landing strip for ideas. we are trusting this huge problem to the government which is a dearth, it's a dea
so that's the problem. >> dana: a lot of people will be living with uncertainty, greg. >> greg: i'm thinkingwhenever we do a segment on healthcare, i get home and i'm sure it happens to you, you get all these emails from doctors and nurses. and i get like 20 emails from people telling me the solution. and it's really,pl really smart. very practical, and they always very specific good stuff. i keep sitting here going like, there is no landing page. there is no landing place for these...
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. ♪ >> greg: hello, i am greg gutfeld.ith kimberly guilfoyle, jesse watters, and meghan mccain, "the five" ." ♪ >> greg: well, it is the most hyped meeting since eve met the snake. donald, jr., and the baffling russian can be entered for 20 minutes and the media howls of the moon. yet, they never asked one simple question, tells us, greg. how did the russian lawyer get into the united states -- wasn't her visa denied? she arrived here under president obama. i am just wondering how she got in. >> jesse: now, you are onto something. >> greg: how did she get in? like, she was here for a different reason? how could one man be so thoughtful? and gorgeous? so, my question is finally answered. according to an explosive piece in the hill, the russian lawyer entered the country without a visa because the obama justice department cleared her, it was something about extraordinary circumstances, just before she suckered donald junior into that weird meeting. president trump noticed this, too. >> the lawyer that went to the meeting, i
. ♪ >> greg: hello, i am greg gutfeld.ith kimberly guilfoyle, jesse watters, and meghan mccain, "the five" ." ♪ >> greg: well, it is the most hyped meeting since eve met the snake. donald, jr., and the baffling russian can be entered for 20 minutes and the media howls of the moon. yet, they never asked one simple question, tells us, greg. how did the russian lawyer get into the united states -- wasn't her visa denied? she arrived here under president obama. i am...
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do you know where greg is? >> i have no idea where greg is. >> mike, you seen greg?ave not seen greg. >> has anybody heard from greg? >> no. >> okay. okay. it's the same old story with greg. i've made several attempts to try to reach him, but he doesn't answer. he says he wants to be involved, but i haven't seen that yet. oh, hey, guys. >> hey, marcus, how are you? >> how are you? so i brought in a contractor, and we're gonna start making changes immediately. the sooner we have a new layout, the closer we'll be to making money. i need to figure out how to change the look and feel of the place. it doesn't feel inviting. >> is there anything that you really want to keep? i'd like to keep the exterior walls. >> [laughs] okay. >> this is the kitchen. >> oh, wow. >> so ideally, i'd like to go that way. >> okay. >> in here, i really want to have this bar jut out into the middle of the store so that when i come in the front door, i'm seeing a really nice bar all the way around. so i'd like to get started tomorrow. >> okay. >> we're all getting ready for one last night of bu
do you know where greg is? >> i have no idea where greg is. >> mike, you seen greg?ave not seen greg. >> has anybody heard from greg? >> no. >> okay. okay. it's the same old story with greg. i've made several attempts to try to reach him, but he doesn't answer. he says he wants to be involved, but i haven't seen that yet. oh, hey, guys. >> hey, marcus, how are you? >> how are you? so i brought in a contractor, and we're gonna start making changes...
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greg? >> greg: thanks, benjamin.ercoming injuries and illness to compete in the 2017 warrior games. a look at some of today's events in a life report from chicago next. ♪ we demand a lot from our eyes every day. i should know. i have chronic dry eye caused by reduced tear production due to inflammation. so i use restasis multidose. it helps me make more of my own tears, with continued use, twice a day, every day. it's also what i prescribe to my patients who have this condition. restasis multidose helps increase your eyes' natural ability to produce tears, which may be reduced by inflammation due to chronic dry eye. restasis multidose did not increase tear production in patients using anti-inflammatory eye drops or tear duct plugs. to help avoid eye injury and contamination, do not touch the bottle tip to your eye or other surfaces. wait 15 minutes after use before inserting contact lenses. the most common side effect is a temporary burning sensation. your eyes. your tears. ask your eye doctor about restasis multidos
greg? >> greg: thanks, benjamin.ercoming injuries and illness to compete in the 2017 warrior games. a look at some of today's events in a life report from chicago next. ♪ we demand a lot from our eyes every day. i should know. i have chronic dry eye caused by reduced tear production due to inflammation. so i use restasis multidose. it helps me make more of my own tears, with continued use, twice a day, every day. it's also what i prescribe to my patients who have this condition....
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say >> greg: people who set firs and throw rocks at people are not called protesters. they are arsonists. all day i was at the gym, not all day. [laughs] if you're at a gym in new york city, all you see is msnbc or cnn. so you're watching this, and all they're saying is a protester is throwing rocks. a protest is a setting fire. they are not a protester, they are a criminal. no, the cops are there because the thugs are there. >> dana: anarchists. >> greg: they are not anarchist, they have no beliefs. it makes you just scream it. >> juan: these people are anti-globalists, anticapitalist anticapitalists. you see them as all thugs. i think a lot of them are in-line with donald trump's anger at free-trade. >> greg: find one thug who is against climate change, $1,000. >> juan: it's trumps people that are antitrade. this is like you draw a circle, trump people here and bernie people there. >> dana: we are going to talk about the protesters later on in the show. that's talk about the accomplishments that were made today. a cease-fire in a small part of syria. with the hope th
say >> greg: people who set firs and throw rocks at people are not called protesters. they are arsonists. all day i was at the gym, not all day. [laughs] if you're at a gym in new york city, all you see is msnbc or cnn. so you're watching this, and all they're saying is a protester is throwing rocks. a protest is a setting fire. they are not a protester, they are a criminal. no, the cops are there because the thugs are there. >> dana: anarchists. >> greg: they are not...
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hospitals are willing to help and support as well of the president. >> greg: greg's massage tips.y table. let's take a look here. this is my cousin victor getting a nice q-tip head massage. sometimes it can feel so good. so wonderful, that you just lose yourself in it. it feels so good. this is an $80 an hour spot. sometimes, when you are -- rest in peace. victor is fine. >> juan: in colorado, a teenage camper was definitely in aa rude awakening. he heard a strange crunching noise that woke him up at 4:00 a.m. while he was camping. the boy was sleeping under the stars at glacier view ranch when he found himself being pulled out of his h sleeping bag. he was bitten head drag 12 feet. was bitten ahead by a bear. he is okay. >> kimberly: okay. happy birthdayth jesse. "hannity" neck. next. >> sean: thanks to our friends on "the five." a fox news alert. it's great to be back. welcome to "hannity." first, the destroy-trump-media as russia psychosis. it's worse than ever. did james comey commit felonies? tonight, we have a full investigation. laura ingraham, sara carter, dr. sebastian go
hospitals are willing to help and support as well of the president. >> greg: greg's massage tips.y table. let's take a look here. this is my cousin victor getting a nice q-tip head massage. sometimes it can feel so good. so wonderful, that you just lose yourself in it. it feels so good. this is an $80 an hour spot. sometimes, when you are -- rest in peace. victor is fine. >> juan: in colorado, a teenage camper was definitely in aa rude awakening. he heard a strange crunching noise...
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greg: tax reform. the president has said many, many times that you need to do health care first, treasury secretary steve mnuchin said, no, we can probably do tax reform without doing obamacare reform. which is it and what's the timetable for this? >> john, we look to do both this year. that's the bottom line. we plan to get health care completed this summer and tax reform in the fall and completed before the end of the year. greg: do you need to do tax reform first? >> we need to do both, john. we need tax reform in the country because we need to get the economy growing again. it has suffered to far even since recession in 2008-2009. greg: one of the big issues is whether you do tax reform that's deficit neutral or whether it's more important to do tax cuts first, so which part of that is more important, deficit neutral or getting the tax cuts. >> what's most important getting the economy growing. greg: that means tax cuts? >> tax relief. also an idea that the budget window can be moved to 10 years to
greg: tax reform. the president has said many, many times that you need to do health care first, treasury secretary steve mnuchin said, no, we can probably do tax reform without doing obamacare reform. which is it and what's the timetable for this? >> john, we look to do both this year. that's the bottom line. we plan to get health care completed this summer and tax reform in the fall and completed before the end of the year. greg: do you need to do tax reform first? >> we need to...
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. >> greg: hi, i am greg gutfeld. with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, jesse watters and she runs laps on a close and play. dana perino. you're watching "the five." how come health care is a disaster?? this is a remote. it has a hundred buttons but i only use the power and the channel arrow. i don't know what the other buttonss do. if i hit another one, it's all over. i'mea helpless. that's health care. it's really designed and overly complicated. so convoluted. it's manual meets the manual. which needs a call center, which needs a help desk. why is that? like this remote, it's badly designed. if it were a car, obamacare would have been recalled in hours. a steering wheel made of marshmallows. remember that web site launch? it made alestra look good and that causes diarrhea. it says that bureaucracy fails because it is designed for therh product and not for you. the product fails because no human can figure out how to use it. president obama took something as vital as health, cordoned it off like a crime scene and
. >> greg: hi, i am greg gutfeld. with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, jesse watters and she runs laps on a close and play. dana perino. you're watching "the five." how come health care is a disaster?? this is a remote. it has a hundred buttons but i only use the power and the channel arrow. i don't know what the other buttonss do. if i hit another one, it's all over. i'mea helpless. that's health care. it's really designed and overly complicated. so convoluted. it's manual...
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greg: you too. rand paul and joe manchin and where things stand in health care reform in the senate e a da+ a complete multi-vitamin with 100% daily value of more than 15 key nutrients. one a day 50+. could save money on car insurance.nce you know, the kind of driver who always buckles up... comes to a complete stop... and looks both ways, no matter what. because esurance believes that's the kind of driver who deserves to save money on car insurance. in fact, safe drivers who switch from geico to esurance could save hundreds. so if you switch to esurance, saving is a pretty safe bet. auto and home insurance for the modern world. esurance. an allstate company. click or call. with some big news about type 2 diabetes. you have type 2 diabetes, right? yes. so let me ask you this... how does diabetes affect your heart? it doesn't, does it? actually, it does. type 2 diabetes can make you twice as likely to die from a cardiovascular event, like a heart attack or stroke. and with heart disease, your risk is
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that's a nice moment. >> greg: tomorrow night, my show at 10:00. we have great guests. with a 30 minute interview with ted nugent about everything that's going on. it's pretty good. and tomorrow, we are doing a story about democrats with bumper stickers that explainom their party to people. we are going to be showing these on the show. the first one is democratic party, america's best whiner. democratic party, hey where are you going, come back. thank you. democratic party, yes we still suck but what are we going to do. democrats, we stopped thinking about tomorrow. thanks for helping me out there. don't quit your day job. >> jesse: i forgot to plug my show, can we talk about that for a minute. >> dana: a hero cannot afford to take his daughter on a ride at an amusement park. when the roller coaster reached the summit, you can see her gripping to the side like she was 150 feet high. this was posted on youtube. it's received over 100,000 views. that's a dad of the year award. never miss an episode of "the five" have a great weekend everyone. "hannity" is up next. >> this
that's a nice moment. >> greg: tomorrow night, my show at 10:00. we have great guests. with a 30 minute interview with ted nugent about everything that's going on. it's pretty good. and tomorrow, we are doing a story about democrats with bumper stickers that explainom their party to people. we are going to be showing these on the show. the first one is democratic party, america's best whiner. democratic party, hey where are you going, come back. thank you. democratic party, yes we still...