[applause] ♪♪ >> greg: all right.onths of sputtering vacillation, the cdc says fully vaccinated americans can ditch masks and don't have to social distance. unless you're in a room with andrew cuomo. in that case, run! speaking of that ask, even after restrictions have been lifted, he's been cautious claiming to rely on the backs and the science. yeah, now he's careful. was he relying on the backs and the science when he sent covid patients to rest homes? if that were facts and science, his women were treatment of chivalry. the cdc says women can vote and wear pants. i'm not sure i'm for either. we're going too fast. according to "the new york times," the cdc is catching up to the science. it's not true. they're catching up to you. we always knew that covid doesn't spread outdoors. it's not like chlamydia at coachella that i learned sadly. we knew vaccinations would eliminate a risk of spread. the cdc so obsessed with the slightest risks, the kinds that are smaller than choking to death on soup made their guidance as

, bro. >> greg: those little babies hands. >> baby yoda. >> greg: you going to pile on.ully. i don't know what they taught him in school, but you have to take my side. all right. do you think that's permanent? the thing about handshaking. like, if you go eat that you are going to say it's coming back? >> it's over. we're going right back to the way we are doing everything the way before. i don't think human behavior can be radically altered without us literally being forced -- we are not being forced now. i think most people get back to normal. i like human contact. was that a wrong thing to say? >> greg: no that's creepy. #metoo. >> this is wise i'm such a due process advocate. i to watch out for myself when it these days. speak out when i was in high school, it was like i would stand around groups where people were hugging and i would hope someone would hug me and i would be like oh corey hugs me lol and i would hope people would read and think it was okay for them to hug me also and i don't know what i thought that would accomplish. >> greg: are you telling the truth

>> nobody's talking about it except for you, greg. >> greg: i'm the only one, emily!piece on this! >> i would but i'm pretty sure there's a pangolin in your green room. >> greg: that's of a different scale. >> a serious point -- >> greg: i don't know what that means either! best to just let it go. >> in the spirit of letting it go, these stories are completely related because let's not forget the reason that fauci's magic 8-ball dynamic here is because he thinks the public is too stupid at any given moment. he said and told us we know he's not using the magic 8-ball but he told us he flip-flopped on what he thinks depending on what the public is ready to hear at any given moment. >> greg: it's the science. to speak of the same with gretchen whitmer. >> greg: like the ufos you're seeing, all of the place. he could be using the same magic 8-ball that hunter biden uses. [laughter] which is far superior. magic 8-ball. not that i would know. drugs are bad but if you have any, sixth avenue. if you blocked the street to make a point. ♪ ♪ was the same old story for years. try

[applause] >> greg: all right. you want to hear something that will blow your mind, besides the fact that it's been a week and kat is still married. according to the "new york times" there is not a single documented covid infection anywhere in the world from casual outdoor interaction such as walking past someone on the street or eating at a nearby table. yes, you heard that right. the new york freaken times admits that outdoor covid transmission is the biggest myth since trump colluded with russia, not a single documented covid infection anywhere in the world from casual outdoor interactions such as dining, strolling, or giving jesse waters a finger. [laughter] >> greg: which you should do at every opportunity. i'm hyperventilating over this, and yet what do you see? people outside masked up. sometimes with two or three masks, as if they are going to clean mcgowan's teeth. so how did we get here? first, we were lied to. last month the cdc told us that less than 10% of transmissions were from outdoor which is true.

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. >> greg: time for a nap. ♪ ♪ [applause] >> greg: it was big news. facebook oversight board extended the trump band from facebook for six months. i think we have a picture of the board. [laughter] but really, their judgment to extend the band was about as shocking as kat's inevitable and no months. all facebook did was kick the can known as donald trump down the road. it's like when six wads tells chris christie he is not a wild back on the ride until those 37 funnel cakes are properly digested. but the way i see it, anything that gets you on facebook is a good thing. seriously. it's a bigger time waste than online, so i i've been told. i've never looked at in my life, and if i did, it was 14 minutes at a time. but the response from the media has been joyful. for them, it's a major feeling of relief. like president biden after his fourth overnight t. >> sort of like a snake in search of the sewers these days. and you just can't find one. speak guy's a long time troll. >> d platforming works. trump is going to feel the pain from this and we are gettin

. >> greg: wow! [cheers] >> greg: all right. joe biden may have discovered the secret to time travel. hear me out. we're currently seeing the middle east unravel faster than ilhan's marriage to her brother. we're seeing an surd -- an absurd gas shortage and high gas prices. we have a bumbling leaders who scares no one such someone who uses herbal essence shampoo. unemployment is rising as benefits keep flowing. crime is back and bloodier than ever. we're witnessing shootings and murders like never before. not exactly like never before. we have seen it before. in fact, we've seen it all before. it's called -- ♪ ♪ we'll be making another run ♪ ♪ the 17 -- the 70s ♪ ♪ don't leave home without a gun ♪ ♪ there is no gas ♪ ♪ inflation will leave you broke on your ass ♪ ♪ the 70s we're all going to hell the '70s ♪ ♪ the '70s ♪ [siren] [applause] >> greg: you don't have to clap. that was no jack jones. but it's true. we've gone back to the '70s, a 10-year span so awful we had to create the 1980s and 1990s to

>> greg: i close the blinds, mercedes. >> tmi. >> greg: they don't need to see it.e pentagon there to do? it's really to protect american lives from the threats are broad and you are talking about domestic terrorism as well, but let's be real, shouldn't we worry about the ayatollah? shouldn't we be worried about hamas terrorist organizations that the democrats are befriending as well as blm? those of the real threats. if we think that our military, our men and women who serve this country, keep us free, their social media is a threat, that's outrageous. we are seeing this with the wokism in the cia. now we are seeing this also in the panic on. >> greg: you know, joey, hero to hero, i don't sense that this is going to be a fair and balanced approach. i think if you praise cops, that will be a red flag but if you praise blm, it won't. >> back in my day when i was in the marine corps, while they looked at my myspace for was to see if i was underage drinking or if i was hitting on the colonel's wife. so that's what it was. [laughter] wasn't good at being a bomb tech but

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that's early. >> greg: everybody? >> everybody. >> greg: that's nuts. >> 8:00 p.m.t dinner at six if i want to get back. i used to try to fight against it but i've bought into acceleration. with the police, boss the police, go for it. with two masks -- i say three, four, plastic bag over your face mask. breathing is how covid is spread. we won't talk about the nursing home incident as we know that didn't happen. i try to encourage them and hopefully this progressive problem will take care of itself. >> people should stop breathing. >> greg: if you imagine if fauci had a sense of humor. he should go on and say, one way to reduce covid is to practice not breathing. just build up your breath holding hour, so you can go through the whole day without ever breathing at all. >> in the 1990s, it was like holding your breath. if you could hol it for eight ours, something to strive for. we're basing our decision on medical guidance and evolving science as if it wasn't based on a teenager collapsing and potentially almost dying. if i were her parents i would have burned down h

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. >> greg: nailed it. [applause] ♪ ♪ >> greg: all right, so as the report on the crisis at the border, we've overlooked a crisis between our borders. domestic migration. americans were moving from one state to another. also known as sweet freedom. we touched on it last week. here's the big problem. domestic migration. do you know if that is? people moving from one place to another. yes. but they bring -- [laughter] he's right, but... they are bringing their bad ideas with them. if i was any dumber i would be nicole wallace. so it's the cause and effect that comes from overtaxed, under protected, and treated like. it is like you are permanently living on a delta flight. as expected or reports, california, new york, new jersey, michigan, illinois, all states and the union cat lost a combined 4 million residents. and that is not including gun or covid victims for their losing people quicker than cnn's prime time. meanwhile, my republican lead states like border, texas, tennessee, ohio, and nursery saw large i

greg: exactly. see these settlements as an investment in said all these different when already groups. we have to go back and look at what exactly was lost by black farmers and indian farmers and one not -- and whatnot. as a result of their lack of access to these loans, many times they moved away or they lost land. not only lost land but lost the familial structure that is synonymous with being on a farm and raising a family and doing it together. all those things were lost. while we can add those numbers up together, we would have to look back at, what was really lost in this case? the $1.25 billion and the previous settlement for the pigford case really only addressed between 1981 and 1996. by that tim, -- by that time, the loss of black farmers was rampant. if we try to quantify that, i think we understand that that money does not fully compensate the farmers for what they have been through and for the generational discrimination they experienced. i think we need an evaluation of that war to put

greg, reap meets so. >> greg: it's true.ability to forgive, in that she is hard to forgive. it's not just about stoddard. teigen is the susan b. anthony of cancel culture. she relished punching doug down at anyone with her millions of followers. she would have them swarm. it wasn't just on the celebrity. she would happily ruin anybody's day. she was a model married to a massive singer who would do this. he still off on the power and that -- her followers, who also enjoy the entertaining. she was a mean girl. that's why she is a true test of -- i'm going to forgive her, because i want to see her second act. will she come to the aid of the next covington kid, or the next sarah palin, or the next type of person that she would normally swarm? will she, instead, defendant? i would like to give her a choice. >> dagen: amen. she has been bitten on the backside of the world she helped create. >> dana: she has quit twitter more times than somebody i won't mention who would always quit twitter and two weeks later be back on twitter. >

>> greg: exactly.t had nothing to do with trump. they fed the crocodile and now the crocodile is even hungrier, it wants to eat everybody. >> and you sprinkle a little social justice virtue. they are doing it for the good fight. we won the fight, we knocked him out of the first round. martin luther king day, i'm going to burn down the building. >> greg: is not going to happen on national greg gutfeld day. still to come, [indiscernible] on a plane are causing the pain. the latest flight fight next. than the leading allergy spray at hour one. [ deep inhale ] claritin-d. get more airflow. there's a lot of talk about getting back to the way things were. but what does that mean? for the folks who run with us there is no going back, because they've never stopped working towards a better tomorrow. together, we run forward. do you have a life insurance policy you no longer need? now you can sell your policy, even a term policy, for an immediate cash payment. we thought we had planned carefully for our retireme

greg gutfeld takes it all from here. have a great weekend. >> donald trump brought the cold toilet into the rnc, into the party, and everyone thinks it's a pool. that's just diving in. >> here's the thing, i mean, they are typing and, and the toilet is full. it's full. >> greg: ironic, ratings are in the. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: as we turn a corner on covid, what new crisis is the media consumed with? shark attacks? alien invasions? invasions? see and then cnn's disastrous ratings which are now officially lower than the odds that cats marriage lasts a month. [laughs] "the new york times" dives headfirst into the evils of bathing. yes, bathing. covid has shown that bathing daily is not only not unnecessary, it's evil. the pigpen is finally vindicated. i'm old. no wonder the media adores antifa, the filthy scum. it it seems bathing harms the planet. they could've said that bathing is racist, because most bars of soap are white. it's called ivory, not ebony. that is racist. we will be right back. the article star

greg gutfeld takes it from here. have a great weekend. >> donald trump brought the cold toilet into the rnc, into the party, and everyone thinks it's a pool. that's just diving in. >> here's the thing, i mean, they are typing and, and the toilet is full. it's full. >> greg: ironic, ratings are in the. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: as we turn a corner on covid, what new crisis is the media consumed with? shark attacks? alien invasions? invasions? see and then cnn's disastrous ratings which are now officially lower than the odds that cats marriage lasts a month. [laughs] "the new york times" dives headfirst into the evils of bathing. yes, bathing. covid has shown that bathing daily is not only not unnecessary, it's evil. the pigpen is finally vindicated. i'm old. no wonder the media adores antifa, the filthy scum. it it seems bathing harms the planet. they could've said that bathing is racist, because most bars of soap are white. it's called ivory, not ebony. that is racist. we will be right back. the article star

greg: fair enough. >> this is tough level greg. greg: is our next behind you. mine and hold it sacred. we put it this way you will eventually be in this room with me. greg: okay, suspect let's move on. >> you had a very interesting idea this week about taxes partied to upset up. i have this theory that because we don't care anymore about the debt, why not just pay taxes for a year. really interesting question out-of-the-box idea, keep asking questions, there are no quote unquote dumb ideas. it may be that one in 2016, economist was asked about the same idea. here's the problem. income taxes about 55 percent of the federal government's money so if nobody pays taxes, the government tomorrow, more money for reduce spending. which do you think would happen greg. they would borrow. greg: yes, we would borrow partied too much the chinese would end up owning more of us. greg, greg. twenty want the chinese to illness. greg: i don't, what i am saying is were already in debt another 2.5 trillion . were just adding that so itow doesn't matter. >> i don't know why i'm the

and then a little voice, it's like -- you pull on, tyrus, yes greg? okay, thank you greg.him. >> greg: i could travel on your shoulders like a little woodland nymph. kat, do you remember the bodyguards for qaddafi? do you remember the hot girls? >> you to talk about my favorite part of the story which is that apparently these bodyguards were so hot that tiffany trump broke up with her boyfriend and started spending a lot of alone time with one of the bodyguards and nobody talks about tiffany trump enough because i am more and more convinced that she is awesome. you just said that trump is so ruthless and he is, but i think it's nothing compared to whole ruthless tiffany is. i'm serious. and you know, january 19th right before biden's inauguration, obviously a lot of stuff going on in her family, right? what is she do? she goes to instagram and announces her engagement to another guy who she met party and at lindsay lohan's beach club in mykonos. like, trump may not give a [bleep], but tiffany gives no bleed. i want to part down my party with tiffany. >> greg: you know what

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they are such good people. >> greg: i want to go that far. >> marc: no, they are. >> greg: they are okay was a kind of what and where we left but you cried as well because the depth of their love for each other. it was a beautiful experience and jack is actually right. that is what we need to do here we need to hang out with people that we care about. and you need to have something that you believe in. come from a place of optimism. and i would say as a libertarian, i don't want to change your mind but i want to take you with me. we are going somewhere and is going to be fantastic. if i were in as set out cast member, i would be that the first in line for a flying car. people are foolish to do anything otherwise. >> greg: is true. you are missing an opportunity to become best friends with him. i would totally work on him for not a sex robot. >> what a horrible idea. i want a flying bondage robot. so i just go like this. and it flies down. >> up the water and you are back to normal. >> greg: you brought up when we were talking about tim scott last weekend, you brought -- it was kind of in

>> greg: yeah.armer and his wife happened upon this tragedy and then they had that on their conscience? that's not fair to them at all. it's terrible for these girls. this is the inhumanity of all of the spear i have another question. when you show the video, it's actually news footage. other networks, they are free to going to cover it too. our cameras were just there. they just happened to be there. like okay, we are to showing you what we are seeing here. you can decide with your own eyes what you are seeing. but there is a video. there is a guy in there. jesse pointed him out yesterday. he was the coyote with the mask around his face. >> greg: yet. >> dana: we saw him yesterday. and we saw him today. and he is bringing the violent doll my venezuelans across and he gets paid. he doesn't care what happens to them after that. why is it that guy getting arrested question must be to write. >> dana: why are we taking him out? >> katie: good question. >> dana: i don't understand that here we've got eye

greg, is this bad for my brand news?se because, if you are frightened of a mouse, other cats are going to be really ticked off at you because you have to -- it's pad for your brand. a cat is supposed to catch mice. you are not supposed to try to have some fun with the mouse. any cat right now that is watching this at home is absolutely embarrassed. they are disgusted by this video. it's like he has let everybody down. it is a disgrace. i don't know what to do. anyway, i think you should watch the gutfeld show or gutfeld at 11:00 p.m., it's going to be great tonight. >> dana: exclamation point. >> greg: jesse? >> jesse: i don't mean to kill the mood but i have sad news to report. i've suffered a loss, thomas pink my famous shirt maker has closed. i just found out about this apparently they had closed months ago. but it still hurts. i was wearing a thomas pink on my book cover that you can buy at anywhere books are sold. there it is "how i saved the world." >> greg: you are a sad person. >> jesse: thomas pink will return.

>> precisely. >> greg: we've got to take a shower. >> dual greg pence, he takes a bath.ce. yes. maybe that might turn you on, we have to go, steve. great job. >> it's been a joy as always. i appreciate the time, and i appreciate just going down memory lane with you. >> greg: returned my tax, okay? we can work on this. >> one day at a time. time. >> greg: goodbye. 18 gets cheated to win queen, and now she's going to ♪ [truck horn blares] (vo) the subaru forester. dog tested. dog approved. [sfx: psst psst] allergies don't have to be scary. spraying flonase daily stops your body from overreacting to allergens all season long. psst! psst! all good as your business changes, the united states postal service is changing with it. with e-commerce that runs at the speed of now. next day and two-day shipping nationwide, and returns right from the doorstep. it's a whole new world out there. let's not keep it waiting. >> greg: she won homecoming queen, now she's facing 16. the teenager in florida, where most teens are located, helped her mother wouldn't tell mike rig an election will

>> kennedy: right. >> greg: juan? >> juan: right. >> greg: let's see.know that's a cat? did you know that's a cat? >> no. >> jesse: serves me right. i should never have gospel left. let's do the feeding frenzy. cinco de mayo edition. ♪ >> jesse: happy cinco de mayo, america. i got my burrito right here from some salt in union square i also got burrito insurance. whatever i drink on cinco de mayo and i drop my burrito, can i get a free burrito through door dash or cchula. door dash will send you a $20 coupon for a free burrito. i think this is good deal. again, do not feed this to your dog like this also like liz warren. unwrap it and then feed it dana? taken deign you know i love to read dana's book club love to read it started when i was a kid. i got this set of books. i have to recommend them. especially if you are a city dweller you have got to get these kids this book this is about roady the ranch dog by scott haines and this is just delightful to go through this book and see what is like to moo cows, the dog in the pickup. find them on his website.

. >> greg: that's rich.swers a question, when dana says why what you believe pompeo? they wouldn't have diminished to the lab theory if it wasn't for their emotional hatred for trump. their emotional dislike actually prevented them from logically thinking about this. who's been pointing out this to sort four years? we have but now they've just admitted that their own trump derangement syndrome has caused them to trash science and even ignore possibly the most plausible theory because when you think about, think about the other theory, the most obvious explanation tends to be the truest, they thought that the most obvious explanation was that it came from a wet market from a pangolin or a batch that was eaten. that is somehow, somehow more plausible than a lab that is literally down the street doing experiments with novel corona viruses that are known to not be totally competent when it comes to their hygiene, known for their sloppy work that could, in fact, allow the virus to escape. what is the more plausib

anyone who has seen it knows why greg's abs are known throughout bavaria. >> greg: those were the dayson. are you glad that you were married here and you could dance? >> yes, although in new york, you're supposed to have dance zones where it's -- i'll not kidding, where it's only people from a household can dance in one area, apart, six feet apart from other dance zones which obviously my official answer, is what we did but the real answer is, who would do that? who would ever do that? no one would do this either? no dancing or standing or no being near anyone outside your house unless you sit there with a mask on for several hours sitting next to only the people you've been locked inside with for over a year. no one would do that. there are ways to do things responsibly. i had a very, very small wedding. everyone was vaccinated except for a handful of people who got multiple tests. there are ways to do this and making the rules this ridiculous, no one is going to follow them, that's not guidance. nobody is going to do this. >> greg: it's very important to shade your dance zone. >> i'm

gutfeld. >> greg: let us do this. ♪ ♪ yeah, greg celebrity sighting.use i don't need to have my fans show up there. but i was out by the rock pool and i saw -- who did i see because good friend of mine alec baldwin trying to open a can of pringles. he loves to bring food into the pool he spent literally the whole time trying to open up this can of pringles. he could not get it open. finally the lifeguard had to come over and tell him stop eating in the pool. did he open it. he was really happy. he should shave though. >> jesse: that was a good one. all right, exclamation point we have had a enough of you. >> dana: nice that that guy could use his chest as a plate. >> greg: it only all of us could. >> dana: okay. so i have a new episode of my podcast "everything will be okay with dana perino. tracy is a great fitness expert and she is really beautiful. everybody, check her out. and also, dr. nicole saphier, she was on the show and we were talking about wellness and how to try to figure out a good work/life balance. so thank you dr. nicole for being on t

." ♪ ♪ >> greg: hi, i'm greg gutfeld along with jesse watters.ie pavlich and juan williams and she wears a mask to her stuffed animal tea parties, dana perino. this is "the five." president biden can't seem to make up his mind on which covid rules americans should follow. he likes to wear his mask outdoors for extra precaution to take a look at this photo with the bidens with 96-year-old jimmy carter and first lady roslyn inside without the mask song. interesting. today the president said this. >> let's take a step. >> last week the cdc said vaccinated people do not need to wear their masks outside unless they're in a very crowded setting. i know it will take time to get everything back to normal. we are all going to have to be patient with one another. masks have needlessly divided this country. masking is a patriotic duty. >> greg: oh, and you're not a patriot if you don't wear them? who is dividing the country? the white house getting grilled over a report that a major teacher's union pressured the cdc on reopening guidelines. >> first, that's

looking forward to it greg? >> greg: interesting. very interesting.sse: always listen to your wife. >> greg: that is true. let's do this: greg's cockatoo news. we don't do a lot of congress too news here when we do we are damn serious about it. no one is going to beat us on the cockatoo scoop. hundreds of congress toos have filled the skies up on the australian town in scenes reminiscent of the hitchcock classic the birds. do you remember that movie? what a film i love that lady. what's her name? the species cockatoo. pretty destructive behavior. they found out later they were so excited about the gutfeld on tonight at 11:00 p.m. because i will have brian kilmeade on and he's going to tell us what went on in the bathroom. ari fleischer and also kennedy, kennedy is in because she is in for kat who is getting married tomorrow. so there you go. >> jesse: oh. >> greg: congratulations kat timpf. >> katie: greg, can you go cockatoo hunting with your shotgun? that's not a lot of birds. >> greg: you don't have to aim. you point it up in the air. >> katie: it

>> greg: i rent a hotel upstate. >> dan: is that where you hide the twinkies? >> greg: yes. the air? >> gillian: he will probably get fired. >> greg: you have like 16 jobs. >> dan: i'm here because i want to be. was it jesse you have to ask for permission. we hang out in central park in queens and we may have had some things we shouldn't have been drinking at the time, said don't do that, not suggesting it was good but you asked the question and i'm answering and sometimes we'd be out really late, super late, and the next day and did and already, that's weird. >> greg: so out in the park walking your dog, that sounds pretty normal. there you go. >> dagen: i went to an all girl school when i was 16 and it was a boarding school so i would be spending saturday night making little voodoo dolls out of panty hose and cotton balls of the boys who had rebuffed me the previous week. >> gillian: no one ever rebuffed you, don't lie. >> dagen: i've got a list, long one. >> greg: what about you? >> gillian: i grew up in new york like dan so i would hang out in central park a lot and drin

. ♪ ♪ speak to >> greg: , hello, everyone, greg team at greg gutfeld along with dana perino, juan williamstie pavlich and he's never met amir he didn't like, jesse watters. the 1970s called, they want their unmitigated disasters back, president biden is looking like the one term democrat every passing day, gas lines getting longer, crisis rising everywhere you look, chaos is expanding like one of jen psaki's binders all under biden's leadership. the president has been too locked into even talk about it. >> you guys are bad, i'm not supposed to be answering all these questions, i'm supposed to leave but i can't resist your questions. before the g.o.p. is blasting biden for the multiplying crises. >> the way that that handles any crisis in this country is just disastrous. >> the biden administration needs to take this seriously, this is important infrastructure for our country and it could impact our economy greatly if they don't respond. >> feels a little bit like the '70s in fact. >> the concern of what is happened where, incentivizing people not to work in america, we need to get people b

greg, you are next. >> greg: all right.as in london this weekend at a huge charity event. i was trying to leave but the main performance guy was as leaning on his horn. if we would have the tape we have elton john who was there. this is all he would do was just honking. you can see he was very upset. he wanted to go home. he had to get home and put his .tupe to bed. >> jesse: jesse's live shot news. here we go. so, you know i like bloopers. especially news bloopers. it's not always the blooper committed by the person giving the news, it's the people behind the live shot. and also provide us with a lot of bloopers. taking a selfie in back of an msnbc live shot. that's when you knew it was a problem. the producers have been sending me all these pictures for one more thing involving alligators and bears. guys, the alligator has to almost like bite someone's head off. it has to be really can't investigating. but you know i like news bloopers. more ploopers, less animal videos. >> dana: in the producer's defense i'm the one that

go ahead, greg. >> greg: let's do this. greg's which one doesn't belong.e which one doesn't belong. actually there is four golden doolgds in there golden doodle is half golden retriever and half cheese doodle. did you know that? strange looking doodle. it is very cute. very cute indeed. i'm going to shut up now. >> jesse: adorable. i was wondering when you were going to say that. go ahead, juan. >> juan: okay, guys, you know memorial day, 4th of july are just around the corner so how about a box full of chocolates with a patriotic theme. you are looking at philip ashley chocolates with every state in the union represented by distinctive flavor. in my home state of new york, the chocolate is flavored with junior's cheesecake. jesse, this one is for you. what do you think pennsylvania's chocolates are flavored with jesse? >> greg: homelessness. >> jesse: cheese steak. >> juan: how about salty pretzels and kettle chips. dagen, how about virginia what do you think? >> dagen: peanuts. >> juan: close, close. peanut butter and jelly, dagen. let's go around the co

>> greg: no. he knows funny?rity, especially a big one like me, i am in a lot of, i signed a lot of books. i meet a lot of fans. you never know. epstein could have been in line to get my book, which by the way should order. and you get your picture taken with him and all of the sudden it's like he is seen with jeffrey epstein. i don't know anything about this at all and that is not going to stop me. i think the more probable, the more probable reality is that this is a nasty divorce. and a good lawyer, a great lawyer is especially nasty and will use everything possible in your toolkit to tar and feather the other spouse. it always astounds me in divorces, big-name divorces, how people can accuse each other of the very worst thing as part of a negotiation. and then when it's all over, everybody is like no, it really didn't happen. everything is fine. he hit me. she had me. all that stuff just goes away when they sign on the dotted line. i have a feeling that there is something. i mean, she is so pissed off at him

>> greg: no they won't.t trying to cover up anything, they are just trying to cover their butts. we have to express some sympathy for the wet market industry, i've been on the line with the national wet market trade association and they've been hit pretty hard by this and it's going to take a while for the wet market industry to bounce back from this unfair smear. the pangolin's, the bats, delicious but no one is eating them, dana. this is another example of whatever trump does, no matter if it's right, we can't do it. if he found the solution to aging, cnn would come out in favor of euthanasia. they cannot be on the stateside is him even though it turns out that got a pretty good batting average if you look at, probably the first real, loudest voice on china, right? even before the pandemic, the travel ban, remember when he pushed operation warp speed we can trust the vaccine said the media, said biden, we can't trust that because from. what is it sound like? it sounds like this. we can't trust what the tru

greg's wedding news!urday and i don't know if you can see in the next picture may be behind her, there is kennedy doing the officiating. she is the efficient officiant. i don't know what it is, but she was a -- it was a small, lovely, and one more picture. these were the ring bearers, the dog carl was in a tuxedo and the cat jeans and a ventilated backpack that will carry in. i've just to tell you how much fun this was, it's been two days and i have a wicked hangover right now. and i can barely make it through. i am out of practice. those young people. >> dana: congratulations kat and cameron. and carl and jean. jesse up next. >> jesse: i will do something out of character and gloat. that's right, dana. "the five" dominated the ratings in the month of april and surged into the second-place slot right behind tucker. 2.7 is pretty darn good for a show that airs at 2:00 pacific. also third in the demo was 431,000, so congratulations to everyone. there is a lot of chatter going around that "the five" happen t

greg? >> let's do this. greg's cats out to destroy you part one. picked up by fox nation. you. let's take on our first example right here. i believe this cat ♪ >> greg: this cass is indeed out to destroy you. if you just stare at the cat you can tell he has one primary that is to end your existence. send all your cat videos showing cats trying to destroy your life to me care of jesse watters work email. you just send it to the fox email jesse watters and he will get them to me. but please send them all and it will start the long investigation. >> jesse: thank you for that. >> dana: that's a good one. katie? >> katie: all right. well, today is a very special day for my family and for most importantly my dad after 40 years of teaching, mr. paul pavlich is retiring he has impacted the lives of thousands of students many gone on to be rhodes scharls. i had the be in his class in high school did many projects very embarrassing now. as a little girl he sat me courtside while he coached basketball. he celebrated my diploma while i was in kinder garr february and many years later

greg: i have to agree.hink everything is happening at warp speed here, so you had inflation in terms of policy response, that basically things happen 10 times faster than they did in the financial crisis, and you are starting to see a version of that in the real economy. so people used to bonds moving very slowly could be quite surprised. the fed is going to get pulled along with it. the fed is obviously not going to let the bond yield rise if it has a big impact on the economy, but due to this world where fiscal policy is much more important than the traditional interest rate cycle impact on the private sector, you could see an accelerating economy and rates getting pulled up by that accelerating economy, the fed lighting that, but that is heading financial markets before it hits the real economy because the real economy is driven by this fiscal impulse, not the normal interest rate driven private sector cycle. alix: so does that mean that at some point, the fed hiking cycle will be faster and tighter if w

>> greg, he's a star!as you know i took wednesday off decided to have a great time in this wonderful city called manhattan. i am a celebrity. just thought i would throw that in there it went to central park and there are often little promotional giveaways, there was a man giving away free red bull. i don't normally drink red bull because it gets me too wired to. there anderson cooper pounding it like it was nothing. he just couldn't handle it. going crazy around the park, bumping into people -- it was really rude -- there he goes again. anyway, splendid fellow i might add. there you go, set your dvrs every night so you never miss an episode! thanks to brian kilmeade, tyrus, our studio audience, "fox news @ night" is next -- i'm greg gutfeld >> hello. i'm katie pavlich. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." "the five." >> we no longer are going to see the president of the united states outside with a mask on? >> sure. sure. what i'm going to do -- the likelihood of my being able to be outside and

>> greg, he's a star!i took wednesday off decided to have a great time in this wonderful city called manhattan. i am a celebrity. just thought i would throw that in there it went to central park and there are often little promotional giveaways, there was a man giving away free red bull. i don't normally drink red bull because it gets me too wired to. there anderson cooper pounding it like it was nothing. he just couldn't handle it. going crazy around the park, bumping into people -- it was really rude -- there he goes again. anyway, splendid fellow i might add. there you go, set your dvrs every night so you never miss an episode! thanks to brian kilmeade, tyrus, our studio audience, "fox news @ night" is next -- i'm greg gutfeld ♪ ♪ >> welcome to waters world i'm jesse watters. divided we fall, that's the subject of tonight's waters word. the corporate media has created an identity crisis in the republican party. the rights to manipulate into believing their wrong that they represent a minority opinion in

greg pence voted no on that. but that is not stopping him from telling all his constituents right now that help is on the way. the help that he tried to stop, that he voted against. the number two democrat in the house, steny hoyer of maryland, said this in response. he said, quote, glad to hear you think the american people deserve some help recovering from the effects of covid-19, representative greg pence. didn't seem quite that way when you voted against the american rescue plan which created this restaurant fund. but it's not just greg pence. he is not alone. here, for example, is texas republican congresswoman beth van dien doing the exact same thing, touting to her texas constituents how help is on the way thanks to their hard working congresswoman who herself voted no on these covid relief funds that she's touting as a valuable new program. steny hoyer all over her, quote, it's authorized and funded through the american rescue plan which you voted against. same thing from republican congresswoman claudia

>> greg, he's a star!in this wonderful city called manhattan. i am a celebrity. just thought i would throw that in there it went to central park and there are often little promotional giveaways, there was a man giving away free red bull. i don't normally drink red bull because it gets me too wired to. there anderson cooper pounding it like it was nothing. he just couldn't handle it. going crazy around the park, bumping into people -- it was really rude -- there he goes again. anyway, splendid fellow i might add. there you go, set your dvrs every night so you never miss an episode! thanks to brian kilmeade, tyrus, our studio audience, "fox news @ night" is next -- i'm greg gutfeld and i love you, america. ♪ ♪ >> shannon: welcome to "fox news @ night" in washington, i'm kristin fisher in for shannon bream. breaking tonight, john kerry is facing scrutiny, this time for financial disclosure forms obtained by fox news that shows he invested in oil companies prior to becoming president biden's climate envoy, rep