[applause] >> greg: good to see you, jamie. >> you too. i'm lying. >> greg: are you?i felt like i wasn't. can i say real quick, i saw an article today that you're crushing it in the ratings and i want to take one second to say congratulations. >> greg: oh, why thank you. [applause] we are. you know, just a side point, do you know that "the five" has more democratic viewers that anybody at msnbc, and visio has more affluent viewers. >> if you are free later i would like to buy you three daiquiris. [applause] >> all you need is one, apparently. just one. >> i want to make sure. [laughter] >> greg: so that was all a big set up, you big jerk, and i fell for it. >> honestly, this whole thing -- you said it, kilmeade, they don't want to hear the other side of the story. this whole thing is hearsay. the whole thing -- it would be like on the way here, a homeless guy said something to me, the sky is falling. i can't come in here and report that to you, he was not under oath, he was under a bridge. it's getting crazy out there, by the way. people should be careful. there are s

greg: there you go.ht. yes, you can applaud, i'll give you that. all right, that's enough. all right. up next, certain names for hounds mean they'll spend more time at the pound? docertain nam hounds mean they'll spend more time at the pound? certain name hounds mean they'll spend more time at the pound? only two things are forever: love and liberty mutual customizing your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need. if anyone objects to this marriage... (emu squawks) kevin, no! not today. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ >> kat: thanks. >> everything is racist! >> greg: does showing up for work make you a racist jerk? and the race obsession won't let up even when it comes to naming pups. welcome back to everything is racist episode 6,844 i'm your host susan summers. here's the study from social psychology quarterly. wow, it comes out four times a year, just like my belly button. it's a medical thing. claims, this thing claims that dogs with typically white soundin

>> greg: no, by him.lly doing what he's doing but he's made me jaded because i keep hearing everything and i go, wow, ok. oh wow, oh yeah. i guess so. i mean, i saw him in a pool doing things to himself. >> ok, what's so wild is just how brazen -- it's like, i still feel guilty that freshman year in high school i let someone copy my answers for homework and i'm paranoid about that and he's actively archiving everything that he's doing. it's not just that he's doing illegal drugs, doing things with prostitutes, he's taking photos of them and sending wires. he's doing all of these things that make it so traceable, it's almost like he's asking to be caught, and he's so arrogant that he either knows he won't be caught or that no one is going to have -- or go after him. he's literally creating a time capsule of elicit activity. >> greg: it's like a living memoir. it's like a living memoir. this'll be a great miniseries and you don't even have to cast the actors. the only cast he has that most of us don't have

greg: there you go.yes, you can applaud, i'll give you that. all right, that's enough. all right. up next, certain names for up next, certain names for hounds mean they'llll ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ voltaren. the joy of movement. >> everything is racist! >> greg: does showing up for work make you a racist jerk? and the race obsession won't let up even when it comes to naming pups. welcome back to everything is racist episode 6,844 i'm your host susan summers. here's the study from social psychology quarterly. wow, it comes out four times a year, just like my belly button. it's a medical thing. claims, this thing claims that dogs with typically white sounding names get adopted from shelters faster than dogs with black sounding names. which is terrible news for my poodle jay-z. he's got 99 problems but testicles ain't one. or two. anyway, i'm proud of that. researchers say it happens among pit bulls which they call that a breed that's dangerous and racial lived as black. of course they applauded this research one woman

>> greg: i would.ould love to replace every politician with a migrant worker >> kat: yes >> greg: ten of them. we would get so much more stuff done >> kat: i'm down to just try anything at this point. try something new >> greg: yes, that's kind of your mo >> kat: yeah. i'm a curious person >> greg: you are. you're a curious kat >> kat: there's nothing wronging with that except all the times it's gone horribly wrong. >> tyrus: not to bring up another old saying but curiosity killed the kat >> kat: i am still alive some house. >> tyrus: i'm waiting for him to change that >> kat: it is amazing. i don't know, i think one thing they could try is maybe try not spending all their time trying to figure out new things to spend money on. but they don't think of that because they don't take responsibility for what they're doing and if you're not asking those questions, where did i maybe mess up here? it's not going to be obvious that you're continuing to have the same problem over and over again. i don't think we

greg gutfeld and the gang are next. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: so excited!py thursday everyone! what a great show we have to ninth! but we always have a great show, don't leave? as regular as me after eatingseven bran muffins. there are people who take genuine risks and errors of others who only pretend. yeah, she's a real nelson mandela. more like nelson from the simpsons. anyway, when we think of risks, we think of young and you guys taking chances, daredevil's, soldiers, seals teams, someone who will eat a bowl of chili before boarding a five hour flight. the opposite risk, the old, retired, sitting on the veranda sipping arnold palmer's. but now it's reversed. the old are the new young and the young are the new old. cancel culture has created a benjamin button effect in terms of older generations. we are taking more risks and that's the younger ones who aren't. here's john cleese talking about humor in risk-taking. >> love comedians now. when they think of something, can i get away with that? i don't think so. he said that, she said that. that's the deat

i'm greg gutfeld.♪] brian: welcome to saturday night, i'm brian kilmeade and this is "one nation." adam corolla will talk about governor newsom, and why everything is so politically correct today and how he's fighting back. doug masterano. the president of the united

>> dark. >> greg: i'm sorry. >> dark humor today. >> greg: take a look at this comparison on twitter, get all my research. it works for "the washington post." it shows two different bidens apparently 24 hours apart. >> president biden: as we fight inflation, you can't be pro-insurrection and pro-cop. running down gas prices is a big part of the job. you can't be pro-insurrection and pro-democracy. you can't be pro-insurrection and pro-american. here's the good news, gas prices are dropped every day this summer. that's more than 40 days in a row. donald trump lacked the courage to act. we now have 40,000 gas stations in the united states where the press of gas is $3.99 or less. the brave woman and men in blue all across this nation should never forget that. >> greg: wow. what the hell is going on? i mean, that's the same guy. they are as different -- one minute he's fine, the next he has the delivery you'd expect from a p.o.w. video. they should have him hold up a copy of "usa today" so we have proof of life. what's going on, joe? >> i'm not working hard, i'm hardworking. >> are not ju

>> greg: don't clap yet.really need another 6-foot woman who spends her night playing with orange balls? [laughter] i told you not to collapse, that was disgusting, horrible. you people make me sick. griner is an american and so is whalen, an ex-marine and shouldn't we try to get them out? it's not that easy. he sent weapons to numerous west african countries but there's that cynical voice in my head that says aren't we all doing this game of tit for tat? the whole point of grabbing a russian criminal is in case russia grabs an american citizen. two can weaponized civilians. when we capture someone from another country he becomes not just an inmate but valuable currency unlike the dollar. don't think of them as prisons, think of them as banks and get creative, it doesn't even have to be prisoners. what if we made more trades in which we threaten dissent americans that we don't want to foreign countries who don't want them either. like what if we offered them the cast of the view? you didn't hear the end of th

let's talk about how awesome greg is. >> greg: my producer should be more subtle.s not about me. it's about all the opportunities i give to everyone else. >> tom: it's true. you are killing it in the ratings include the younger demographic. you have the youngest demographic and late-night which is odd because in the teleprompter you have the biggest most elderly person font. >> greg: it's true. i can't see anything. probably won't be seeing you anymore. one question to you and then i want to move on to kennedy because she is funnier. do you think it's the comedians who are concerned about being liberal or is it the people, like the producers and their bosses? >> tom: all of them altogether. i used two think it was a liberal bias but it really is a bias toward the establishment. those in power, which is weird because it didn't used to be that way. i worked on the daily show with jon stewart. when he took over the show 1999, he came in and said to everyone we are going after the powerful, who was ever in power. he did that for a while. his show was killing it. now yo

have changed. >> greg: okay.3:00. when you see them get out and they are walking. it is kind of interesting. jim, i have a theory. they take criminal records. overweight. what intersects on marijuana usage? there's no question if you smoke pot or do edibles, you put on a lot of weight. i don't know, you don't do drugs or alcohol. >> jim: no but i think drug should be allowed in the military. one way to get people to fight. give them a line of coke and say go. >> greg: didn't they do that in world war ii with methamphetamines for pilots? i feel like they did that. >> jim: i don't know. it wouldn't surprise me. i've never heard that. >> rob: there needed to be none of that around when i had my machine gun. >> greg: you can have coke. the guy you were supposed to attack. instead you will be talking to the enemy about your screenplay. >> rob: and then he did that and then i he did this. oh, my god. great idea. >> greg: dana. >> i ate a lot of sugar. >> dana: is that what they call it? >> greg: that's what they call i

>> greg: i asked ms.he time and do think more comedian should be questioning what they're talking about and purely noncareer reasons? >> it's just career reasons, they are afraid to be hired, they go -- to me come to realize that more celebrities -- it's the new coming out of the closet. like, hey, maybe we should get a month and cover some magazines and a whole parade. keep this thing going, i don't know. >> i would love that. >> greg: i would love to have a parade although they are not good to me because of my height. i'm looking at people's backs. >> what are you talking about? your writing on the floats. >> your writing on the float in a star-spangled banner speedo. >> that's what i'm saying! exactly right. >> greg: good time. i keep telling them it was a very cold morning. rob, okay, some would say that your atv hollywood veteran. some -- >> some have said that. >> greg: they grab stuff and put it together, chris kelly, bill maher, now i've got a story, but it feels like there's some kind of mood shi

probably him. >> greg: kat, you are an expert on the moon. >> kat: why not. >> greg: what is your takethe story? >> kat: i don't know. >> greg: you must have thought about it. >> kat: i did. i am worried. i don't want to sound like a globalist commie but can't we all share the moon? i don't want to send astronauts soldiers over there to do a moon conquering thing. >> greg: i don't know. that could be fun. >> kat: you're not going to go. >> greg: i am going to be watching it from my bed where i watch everything. >> kat: fighting over the moon. none of us have been there. >> greg: it's overrated. that's not the point. the point is to have something to shoot down from and if you own the atmosphere, then you own earth. you become earth's landlord. if you are above the earth and you are shooting down, there's nothing we can do but just get shot at. >> tyrus: i hate to stop you but if you're on the moon and you shoot down, you're going to shoot the moon. >> kat: that is a great point. >> tyrus: they can't all be home runs, gutfeld. let it go. i think maybe we are looking at this the wrong wa

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greg gutfeld next. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: and i don't care! happy hump day america. a great monologue tonight, the best one of the year -- what's the hurry? you got to be somewhere? sandra? >> i love the new place. >> greg: whatever. that's white of you come a of racists. look at you, i'm important, time is money, i have wonder bread and mayonnaise to eat, your typical bigot always in a rush, thank you. it's true, urgency is racism at least according to the oregon health officials who delayed a meeting for no other reason then stating that urgency is a white supremacy value. as excuses go it sounds a lot better than the dog ate my alarm clock but raises a key question. since my show starts on time every night to do i qualify as a grand wizard? in an email obtained by the magazine reason, reaching a health equity coalition program manager danielle droppers told folks a scheduled conversation it would not take place as planned because urgency is a white supremacy value that can get in the way of more intentional and thoughtful work. i assume what she calls sleeping in

>> greg: yeah, she's got it.cause i don't know, i thought this black lives matter thing was not have done when they bought the $6 million house and paid the brother $850,000. it's always a grip, it never helps. it's insane that they can keep it. al sharpton or whomever, this grape, they can go for 50 years on the script. nothing changes. the mayors of a lot of big cities go right along with the right on the group. markets killed every year. even merrick garland. it's insane that it's a country, were able to go a long on the script, i think it's a large group of scared people in the middle who just don't want any problems. when the whole black box twitter thing came on, i was told on my podcast, my producer said you got to do it and i said i'm not doing it. he said no, you have two or we will get into trouble. i said do you agree with that? he said it doesn't matter. that's why we are at. scared people getting in line, going along, not pushing back. >> greg: kat, you're an expert on fund-raising. explain to me hav

you. >> greg: it's true.elieve that we have to have some responsibility on the fact that we have the new 24/7, we have to fill all these buckets. a lot of buckets are going to be filled with rule. >> yeah. >> greg: yeah. that is my comment. >> except they weren't fill in with rule, there are filling with stuff that has been some regional eyes but realism and boring or not that big of a deal. i think that the most important thing to consider is probably just the motive in terms of when someone is selling you something. do they have a motive to tell me this, what is it, why? in your own motive, because a lot of time, when you want to believe something. given that are very good point, you're talking about confirmation bias. >> i sure am. >> bucket of growth? normally, it would be a different bucket. they were and what that mean? oh, i get it. yes, i shifted away from certain topics to other topics. >> bucket of regular gruel. >> greg: everybody is mean to me. what did i do? >> just a bucket of gruel. >> greg: up

>> greg: exactly.he told viewers to vote for her in her reelection campaign which reminds me i should really start learning mandarin. i plan on torquing in china. >> you had that on a loop, don't you? >> slow down there. >> after getting flack for her abundant back, she tweeted torquing upside down really makes the conservative unhinged internet account pop off on a monday. tell me about it, that's why never post might work videos until midweek. elizabeth epps a far left democratic nominee for the colorado legislature tweeted this photo of herself in a bikini -- i can't see that far in a snowstorm and wearing an ankle monitor, interesting with the caption go ahead, do you work out before you condemn ms. mack for her to work, remember she's not the first, she has one and a long line of successful politicians who have incorporated working editor campaign. who can forget calvin coolidge? or richard nixon. and of course, hillary. we won't vote for senator mack but we won't judge her harshly either, she's p

diana lovejoy's husband, greg mulvihill. >> he said that his friend greg mulvihill had been shot andately. >> ernst learned that when the first officer got to the scene, he found greg in his car bleeding from a gunshot wound. >> he was shot in the left side of his chest and the bullet went essentially in through the front and out through the back. >> while greg was rushed to the hospital, a swat team combed the hillside where he had been shot. did they find the shooter? >> no. >> just vanished? >> vanished. >> but sergeant ernst heard a detail that was curious. when the 9-1-1 call about the shooting came in, the situation immediately rang a bell with the dispatchers. >> greg mulvihill had called our dispatchers earlier in the evening to ask their advice. he had received a phone call from an unknown person stating that that person was a private investigator and had some information. >> greg said the mysterious caller was a man with a deep voice, who claimed to have documents that greg would want to see. greg got the impression it was evidence that could be used against him in his cust

♪ >> greg: happy thursday.favorite thursday buddies. it's a very, very special night tonight. that's right. it's time for... ♪ ♪ >> the gutfeld awards. >> greg: the very first gutfeld international feminist award. unlike the oscars, we are going to keep it short. tonight we have one winner. do you know who that is? the first gutfeld international feminist award goes to... this is so embarrassing. i had no idea. such a surprise. i don't know who to think at this point and i don't have anything prepared to say except for the monologue which i wrote so i could give myself an award. i never would make anything. i never thought of myself as a feminist probably because i could never grow a mustache. >> a sexist would say... >> greg: that's terrible. you shouldn't laugh. how could i be a feminist? i admire chivalry. i am not angry. i've yet to burn a bra. not intentionally. in this crazy time it seems like it's time for someone to take the lead defending women since the feminist groups have gone awol. ladies, follow m

greg? future of framing. i bet these people have a lot of time on their hands, they probably don't have jobs, they are probably in their early 20s, their brains aren't fully formed. i bet i could hire them to be frames -- to be in my house and hold up a painting like that, how about that? >> jeanine: why do you think they chose just the frame and not the painting? >> jessica: otherwise they would get sued into oblivion. >> dagen: they would be criticized. >> joey: well, if it is an old painting -- >> jessica: if you're going to the beach this weekend, be on the lookout for sharks. scientists issuing that warning to beachgoers so they don't get eaten but let's keep things in perspective, you are more likely to die by being hit by champagne cork or having a vending machine fall on top of you. greg? >> greg: they're talking about, this is not just the summer of sharks, right, this is the summer of large sharks, right, so we are going to start fat shaman sharks, right, to reduce attacks, the ov

let's do this greg clean your beaver news. >> judge jeanine: greg?a beaver cleaning itself. i thought it was cool to see it. >> katie: this is not in yuma, though. >> greg: this is yuma, arizona. >> katie: i don't think there are many beavers in arizona. >> greg: this is so like me when i'm done washing up. he is so happy. be a beaver in water has to be paradise. look at that little guy. >> jesse: i'm not going to make another joke about that and you are going to go, judge. >> judge jeanine: janitor at indiana elementary school has gone viral for his song at junior talent show. at the end of the show it was a fifth grade talent show, the teachers asked the janitor to get up and sing so you are going to listen to him sing. he sings a don't stop believing. ♪ just a small town girl ♪ living in a lonely world ♪ she took midnight train going anywhere ♪ >> jesse: that's my favorite song. >> judge jeanine: caught the attention of steve perry the singer of journey and he congratulated him. >> jesse: one of my all time favorite songs up next with bret baier.

>> greg: it's monday. okay.ftus kat timpf we are kicking serious rear end so watch. let's do this. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great ♪ i'm not a big fan of raccoons. check out this sucker. they know how to get food. to understand just like the bird feeder and everything. that's is a pretty smart raccoon, do you know what i'm saying? >> judge jeanine: yeah. >> greg: make a nice smart hat, too, wouldn't it? >> judge jeanine: davy crockett. jessica, you are next. >> jessica: great a retired fdny firefighter got to help save a live after a bone marrow donation. he was diagnosed with luke, he was surprised to find out even dawkins, a man living in rugby, england would be a perfect match for a donation. he got to thank his donor for giving him second chance at life in emotional ceremony in brooklyn. >> greg: have you been to rugby, england? >> i have been. gut it's weird, isn't it. >> judge jeanine: we don't have that much time. >> greg: shut up! >> judge jeanine: i want everyone to get their time, katie, hit it

." ♪ ♪ >> greg: i am greg gutfeld along with rosanna scotto, geraldo rivera, jesse watters, and a cheesedle is her swim noodle. dana perino. "the five." >> we are not going to be in a recession. >> we are not going to be in a recession. >> the evidence is strong we are not in a recessionary period. >> not consistent with an economy in recession. >> why are white house officials trying to redefine recession? >> we are not redefining recession. >> greg: president biden's prediction there being no recession lasting about as long as kamala's doomed presidential campaign. democrats are pushing more massive spending for some reason, to get us out of it. biden is brushing off the bad economic news while claiming dishing out $700 billion for things like fighting climate change and that will actually lower inflation. >> chairman powell and many of the significant banking personnel and economists say we are not in a recession. we created 9 million new jobs so far as i've become president. businesses are investing in america and record rates. the inflation reduction act will add another $370 billio

greg? love this one. let's do this greg's workout tip. it's summertime. get in shape if you are not already for your vacation. check out this hairy dude. walking out with his buddy, two guys doing sparring. doing some benching. i guess you would call those reverse bench. >> judge jeanine: where can you get that. >> greg: whole collection of bear videos some of them featuring animals. >> judge jeanine: that's terrific. jessica? >> jessica: very happy birthday, it was his birthday yesterday. >> greg: what did you get him, a key change? [laughter] >> jessica: i got him cupcakes. >> judge jeanine: save one for of us. >> jessica: they tried to talk me into more. >> joey: tell them really good friends and hang out. do that twitter is -- >> greg: go ahead. >> jessica: cardinal super star j.j. watt once again proved to be a class act. a fan took to twitter to sell a pair of twitter collaboration with reebok raise funds for grand paparazzi funeral. the defensive end tweeted back saying don't sell yo

check your notes, greg.o think that it is better that people are acknowledging the fact that this is unacceptable. because it feels like even three or four weeks ago that everyone was on tv talking about this president, kamala harris, brian was saying don't believe your lying eyes and at least they are saying now this is bad, it's out of control, we are doing our best. the gas price point to that was made is relevant, obviously $0.40 is obviously something we should consider in the international existence, the u.k. saying i want my 1% 10.2, the netherlands 8.6%, but it is very clear that this is the number one election issue when you look at the inflation on the groceries and look at what is going on my travel. you can't really see anyone voting in november on anything else by this because it is affecting the fat cats and you know the every day workers and so obviously it is a bad piece, but i'm glad that there is some culpability being taken. and we had janet yellen apologizing and saying half of the price

>> greg: ♪♪ i'm greg gutfeld ♪♪ >> judge jeanine: it's 5:00 in new york city in that hand is greg. >>rder. this book is doing great, by the way. purchase my book. it's the monologues. i have one for everyone of you. and i forgot to sign them. i've been carrying the show forever. jesse and i are no longer friends. we are no longer friends, and it's not even a human being. the thing is they wanted to do an early morning shoot, i'm not getting up for anything. there is only one person. >> judge jeanine: carol. >> greg: at least i know that some people don't watch me. speaking of progress, i passed my drivers test. because i am alone in the studio, he needed somebody to keep me company. and who better than my little friend i love you, america. "one more thing" is up next. ♪♪ animals are great ♪♪ i just wanted to have a kids program like you, jesse. >> judge jeanine: we see it now. >> greg: and you see it. >> jesse: did you just burp? >> greg: ♪♪ i've got to pee ♪ ♪ i've got to pee ♪♪ >> jesse: you are on error. >> greg: i did not know that i was on error. i say it all the time and i was l

go ahead, greg. >> greg: he had it coming.katie? >> katie: poison him. the rest is history. >> jesse: i've been wanting greg and he thinks they are the best thing ever. this is what happens. they will break your 7-year-old finger right off. >> judge jeanine: jessica question works before the kid practices all the time and trying to be the next top guy in chess. >> judge jeanine: all wrong, "one more thing is next. we do care! ♪ ♪ for the all-new subway series menu the new monster has juicy steak and crispy bacon. but what about the new boss? it looks so good it makes me hangry! settle down there, big guy the new subway series. what's your pick? ♪ so i climbed into the cab, and then i settled down in . . >> jesse: time now for one more thing. greg? >> greg: what a great show. john rich. he has a number one song called progress. amazing. charlie kirk. tom shillue fresh from committing crimes and kat timpf. did you know that you can count your carolinas in half if you eat upside down? just like this guy. only get so much food in

. ♪ ♪ >> greg: hey there, i am greg gutfeld along with judge jeanine pirro, and she goes hiking on an, dana perino, "the five." president biden trying to have it both ways on record high gas prices. when prices rise it is the fault of vladimir putin, racist republicans and greedy oil companies. speak it as an impediment to production in the united states and it is called the bankers on wall street. >> putin's words are hurting americans at the gas pump. >> putin gas hike. >> of the consequences of putin's price hike. >> the republicans have lobbied plenty of blame but have not offered a single solution. >> greg: it as a result of his genius mastermind problem-solving abilities. the white house called out for taking a victory lap on the 50-cent drop in gas prices even though they are still at record levels. >> we've seen gas prices go down the last 34 straight days. >> -- a gallon higher than when you took office though. >> first of all we have to look at how we got there. if you think about the war that russia has taken on in ukraine. he >> greg: at the biden oval office the buck appa

." ♪ ♪ >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld with jeanine pirro, harold ford jr., jesse watters and a cocktail at beach, dana perino with "the five." joe biden is turning into the democratic party pariah. the president sinking in the polls. he's being trashed by allies and the press and now members of his own party don't want to be seen in public with the guy. i know how that feels peer the president was in ohio, but high-profile democrats running for office and the stakes skip the visit due to "scheduling conflicts." those dems didn't miss much however with the blabbering about putin and republicans as he tried to spin his failures. >> previous administration lost more jobs on his watch than any administration since herbert hoover. what is the republican platform for this campaign? no, no, i'm being deadly earnest but not flippant. just a fact. we have a long way to go i call it the putin tax increase. putin, because of gasoline. republicans do nothing to obstruct efforts to lower it. >> greg: [laughter] that is funny. biden is continuing his light into a toxic spew of mediocrity. the liberals d

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greg. >> greg: at 11:00 another great show.d hurry news. sometimes he can be in a hurry. yes to get somewhere. he can roll if you like it, you want to stare at me forever. i don't care. here it is. >> judge jeanine: how do we know that is a turtle? >> greg: he goes through anyways. >> jesse: it's really good, greg. it >> greg: it should've been clipped a different way. anyway. watch my show tonight. >> jesse: okay, we will. there is an old saying that the ban played on it did not happen in ireland, watch as this irish ban is just roaming around and gets a -- something thrown at them and the irish descend upon this poor lad and then they pick up something and they throw it through the window of this house as well. i'm not going to make oversimplifications and stereotypes about the irish, it's not what i do. we are all irish, so i can. and watch "jesse watters prime time" the conspiracy theory, don't miss that. "special report" -- >> greg: they are best friends. >> jesse: bill, take it away. >> bill: jesse, thank you. and good ev

jonathan: greg, do you agree? greg:. i agree. i think you have to take the fed at face value, and i think the markets have been way too complacent the entire time around what the fed is intending to do. i think it is starting to finally play out in real time and i'm not convinced we are even close to the end of it. jonathan: troy, would you say it is too premature to price out hikes and price in rate cuts? troy: it is still premature to do that. the fed is finally time to catch up for being woefully behind the curve for so long. it is aggressively moving or articulating a very aggressive path. if you look at the 2024 or 2023 -- in 20 23, it made sense to speculate there but in the short run, focused on exposures that could benefit from the fed hiking and are extremely economically resilient, don't try to be a hero and in the spread product yet. it does not hurt to know bital -- nibble but understand you will have volatility. if you can tolerate that, going after cfos makes a lot of sense. jonathan: a lot of this begs the question

greg. of things. >> greg: at a bar? >> jeanine: i'm teasing you. go to jessica. >> greg: i don't know why this has become password. pass! they should make special cocktails for babies. i'm a doctor. i can say this. >> jeanine: like you give them before a flight? >> greg: jesse never does that. >> jessica: i think babies are fine in bars. they don't bother you. they mostly fall asleep in sleepers. and baby sitters are so expensive. if you want to go to your corner, have a drink, get time out -- >> dana: doesn't sound bad. >> greg: jesse, you bring your young baby to bars? >> jesse: a restaurant with a bar, i'll do that. you can't bring a baby to a bar. i have standards. i'll order food and drinks and do a few shots with the baby. >> greg: dana, you and write the only people here that don't have kids. they should lend us their babies to take to a bar to get a better service. if you have a baby, people will wait on you quicker. they want you out. i want to be like england where you can take yo

>> greg: what!s president biden doing anything to help fentanyl from killing thousands of americans. ♪ ♪ once upon a time, at the magical everly estate, landscaper larry and his trusty crew... were delayed when the new kid totaled his truck. timber... fortunately, they were covered by progressive, so it was a happy ending... for almost everyone. my friends, i come to you today on behalf of the jewish people in ukraine whose lives have been completely destroyed. family and loved ones brutally killed. the international fellowship of christians and jews is inside of ukraine providing emergency food and supplies to tens of thousands of people. i am shocked...how many elderly people came here. they're afraid. and they realize now that there are more people than boxes. your gift of only $45 will help provide emergency supplies, medicine and a food box filled with all of the necessities needed for the elderly jews remaining in ukraine. call or go online now and the impact of your life-saving donation will

it's all delicious. >> greg: no it's not. >> judge jeanine: try it yourself. >> dana: try that. >> gregvil judge jeanine. >> judge jeanine: yea! >> gut kat timpf, tyrus, that's tonight. do this. greg's rude visitor news i hate when people stay at my place. they help themselves to the kitchen. like these two fellows here. show the damn thing. i don't know who this is. california? who cares. bears just let themselves. in eating donuts off the kitchen table. that's a mom, i think. >> judge jeanine: just saw a table. >> greg: could you imagine walking in there what that bear would do to you? holy toledo. do you know what, judge be? i care about other people. >> judge jeanine: let me ask you a question. do you think the bears would like the ice cream? >> greg: no. >> jesse: okay. first of all, special shoutout to our friend john in new york. we see you, john. also i'm going to cede my time and not talk about what i was going to talk about except to promote "jesse watters primetime." johnny went to row humane ront beach delaware.>> how has . >> god love you, what a silly question. >> jesse: t

>> greg: i know you are watching somewhere!tores that come in, the rent has gone up and people are leaving. and so you start to think well met, this could go out quickly. >> jesse: greg, you were way ahead of the curve. >> greg: look at what happened in detroit. and the other thing all's well so if you remember we went over this whole thing about a nuclear war threat. one of the great things about not being in the city is if you are not a target. so not only are you not a target for horrible crimes, but a target if a nuclear war. what is the point of being all packed in like this if you are not enjoying the restaurants and if you are not enjoying the suit. we are all packed in here. i would rather live on a farm. dressed up by pigs. >> jesse: we love you. no offense to the theater district. a big standoff with communist china. ♪ ♪ only two things are forever: love and liberty mutual customizing your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need. if anyone objects to this marriage... (emu squawks) kevin, no! not today. only p

: big show sandra smith. >> dana: i can't wait. >> greg: let's do this greg's crime corner.anian devil. i bet you never saw one before. he has one of the not give the cell phone back. that's an actual tans mainian devil scream. >> they are that small? >> they are not very friendly though, are they? he is probably texting some other devil about plans later tonight. >> sandra: that's amazing. >> jesse: not as ferocious as i expected the devil to be. big birthday coming up. "the five" turns 11 on monday. 11th anniversary of "the five." in order to celebrate, we want to hear from you. use the #"the five" turns 11. send us videos on facebook, instagram and twitter telling us what you love about "the five." not just about what you love about greg but about everybody. airing some of the best submissions during monday's anniversary show. get those to us tonight at 7:00 fresh hunter biden crack-smoking video. he says some things that are disturbing. 7:00. >> jessica: 7-year-old elementary school hero after saving a classmate's life. a binghamton new york used a heimlich maneuver to s

george: the last time we saw greg steube on the mound, he threw 120 pitches.f he gets close to that, then we are in trouble. mitch: i feel like he's praying for another rainstorm to come across. george: it looks very clear right now. we had that little bit of a teaser right after the rain but it looks like it's clear now. mitch: another great crowd here tonight. out there and centerfield, that place is packed. george: let's give a shout out to the fans who braved the rain, went in and underneath and dried off for a little bit and now they are back. mitch: that is the first walk of the night issued by greg steube. george: i think you are right. mitch: and he is not happy. you ruined my perfect game. here comes jared huffman, single to left. he was left stranded as he let off the third inning, left out there stranded, one of the two runner stranded tonight for the democrats. anthony gonzalez, right there to retire the side. a two-out walk does not come back to haunt greg steube. 4-0, republicans still with the lead. ♪ >> back here at nationals park, fans having

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has after hearing from wilson's family, henry heather and greg. the family of tyra wilson is asking for two things. one criminal charges against the officer who killed him and to a separation of the sheriff's and coroner's offices here in contra costa county. i'm seeking justice for my son because he didn't deserve to be killed like that. for jaywalking . marvin wilson came from texas to martinez to attend a

vemos a las ocho grac >>> ♪) (♪ música ♪) (♪ música ♪) (♪ música ♪) (♪ música ♪) desafío a joe biden, gregdena a oficiales del departamento de seguridad pública arrestar y deportar a méxico a migrantes que crucen ilegalmente al estado, pero dicen que el presidente joe biden ha fallado, aquí lo analizamos, además, este jueves (música) mi patrimonio es legal, así habla el presidente enrique peña nieto ante posibles operaciones con recursos de procedencia ilícita. >> el padre del asesino confeso se deslinda de responsabilidades tras la masacre que su hijo perpretó con armas que su padre le ayudó a comprar. >> ahorrando energía, le diremos cómo ahorrar electricidad, lo que ayuda al bolsillo y a nuestro planeta (música) noticias telemundo con julio vaqueiro (música) (música) muy buenas tardes, soy arantxa loizaga en ausencia de julio vaqueiro, en texas iniciamos con una noticia de última hora, greg abbott, gobernador de texas gira una orden ejecutiva que permite a oficiales del departamento de seguridad nacional pública estatal actuar como agentes federales para deportar a todos los que crucen

. >> greg abbott, gobernador de texas ordena a la guardia nacional arrestar y deportar a migrantes . dan oportunidad de hablar y al otro día, la niña casi se me ahoga y me deportaron. >> lo hace pese a que esto le corresponde al gobierno federal . >> el padre del asesino de highland park, chicago, illinois dice que sus hijos compró las armas por su cuenta, contó que 13 horas antes de la masacre habló con él de tiroteos masivos. >> una familia latina está indignada por el trato de un sargento de la policía de chicago le dio a su hijo. >> nuestros corazones están rotos por el abuso de poder y uso excesivo de la fuerza contra nuestro hijo. >> la medalla de la libertad es otorgado a dos de los nuestros, iniciamos con noticias desde la frontera. greg abbott, gobernador de texas ordenó que la guardia nacional del estado devuelva a inmigrantes a la frontera, una medida polémica que reta al poder del gobierno federal para aplicar leyes migratorias. tenemos la información . >> así es, el gobernador no especifica cómo funcionaría esto, culpa a carteles y que la casa blanca no hace su trabajo.

greg, is there any one in san francisco? the bai the change in the baill here?j i'm sorry i didn't catch>> the question. the bail. i mean, this guy's t approach ta bail as a prosecutor, i just i just don't understand. no, i think it's ludicrous. you know, the d.a. wants half a million dollars bail in law abiding citizen case of self defense, but hardd core w criminals, they get to walk within a matter of hours. >> and as you say, put on diversionary programs toco commit crimes, the same crimes over and over and over again. h this hasas to stop. americans are sick and tired of the lawlessness and disorder advocated te by some of these progressive diseases and they're being recalled in californiahe. it's the gascon is next. right? it's too bad that in i new york it takes an act by the governor to do it. al >> there's a new gubernatorial election coming up that may change thingsch. >> yeah, i think lee zeldinn would actually change some things s. larry elder in twenty seconds. what's your last word?nds what'd charging this man at all, letet alone second degree homi

i know greg abbott and the governor is doing everything he possibly can. trying to do the fed's job. talk to us about the human toll of what's really going down there on the border, sarah. >> it's a tragedy all the way around. it's a tragedy for americans, humanitarian crisis at the border for those that are being traffic. it's a tragedy for our country and for those being moved into the country. let me give you an example. we've got this year alone by mid-june more than 1.5 million encounters and that was up to mid-june. looking at about 1.6 million already. it will surpass probably 2 million by this fiscal year. people encountered over 800,000. over 800,000 known got away. those are people who came into the country that will never even know who they are or why they are here. over 50 terrorists, people connected to terrorist organizations have been apprehended. others could have disappeared into the fabric of the nation and will have to wait and see if there is an attack or we will have to wait and see if they are arrested. there is no way to explain what

yes, greg, how are you ? we got great. >> i love to say, look, we gotth the, the rundown of the show in email today and it said a block. >> let's's talk about how awesoe greg is .s >> you know, my producers should be a little more subtle you about me. >> it's about all the opportunities i give to everyone else. o >> it is true. and you're killing it in the ratings, including the younger demographic. you have the youngest demographic in lateting the youh is odd because in the teleprompter you have the biggestau, most elderly person font through . i can't see anything probably i'll be seeing you anymore. one question. do i want to move on to kennedy because she's funnierun. >> do you think it's the comedians who are concerned about being liberal or is it the people like the producers and their bosses? it's all of them altogether. and these thing is , i used to think it was a liberal bias, but it really is a bias toward the establishment and those in power, which is weird because it didn't used toid be that way.

greg: very few. in public, a lot of democrats say he is the nominee, we are not going to oppose him. in private, you talk to a lot of democrats who are blunt about his age. it is harsh talk about that, but i think most democrats would like to get a fresher face. tom: i looked at the truck today of the drop of the water level near the hoover dam. precipitous is the word. there is no comparison. how do republicans frame climate change in the geographies where there is a lot of republicans, and without question, there is climate change? greg: a lot of republicans do not believe there is climate change. a lot of them believe donald trump won the election. tom: the water level of hoover dam is not a theory, it is measurable. greg: 100 degree temperatures are not a theory either. i hate to say this, but the next big crisis is california, which still has not had the summer fire season. i think fires in california in august are going to be a big issue for estate state that is running out of water, dramatical

greg joe biden's compress comes today it really was all bark and no bite.n joe biden's press conference today was all bark, no bite. i do like his freudian sleep to terminate the presidency rather than a presidency he announced no new legislation no groundbreaking fictive orders he just stood there and poorly read a teleprompter while secretary tried his best not to laugh at the so-called commander in chief enters the deal the supreme court ruled abortion if not nor was not ever a constitutional right it's up to the states and the people to decide what protections to give the preborn. left is who now make up the squad one abortion anytime, anywhere, including babies who are already born. that is not going to happen. >> the other aspect of it today that he was engaging and fear tactics, scare tactics sing other rights same-sex marriage and contraception are now at risk. no. if you read the opinion and a that joe read it if you read it he didn't comprehend it which is not a surprise. he specifically said these are the rights are not at risk. there are differe