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>> greg: why do they do that?t was like making a cat and dog mate. >> it was weird. >> it's the parent company. efficiency. you have to buy one location. >> wrong answers here, dana. she's really going to explain it to us. here's the thing. it was gross and they made me prepare the chicken and i'm a wuss. all of these guys are like i give this guy one week. i made it one shift. i was so grossed out. >> good for you. >> i'd break their ribs and drag my thumb to get the innards out. >> greg: things we didn't know about kfc. >> it was gross. >> real chicken? >> greg: oddest or most disgusting? >> this fits both. being a member of congress. >> come on. you seem all right. >> every day constantly having to deal with [bleep]. there are some good people there. but being surrounded by slime. it's kind of like, you know, someone that works in the sewers. it's smelly and gross but somebody has to do the job. >> greg: yes. so true. >> that's why you want to get in the music industry. [laughter] >> why not? >> greg: tyler? we

kat, welcome back >> kat: thank you. >> greg: it's been a long time >> kat: thank you. >> greg: since've said that >> kat: yeah. >> greg: what do you make of this -- are they peaking too soon? it's under a year away but they're already calling him hitler. what do they call him in nine months, super hitler? >> kat: so i think it's a cycle. another analogy you could use would be, if you are a in a relationship that is really dysfunctional and, you know, really just stressing you out all the time over what the other person said to you, think about the most dramatic stressful relationship of your life you say i have to cut this off so you cut it off and then everything's quiet. but then everything's quiet and you're like i'm going to send them one more e-mail there's one more thing i need to say. maybe they're stressed out all the time but also, maybe that also made them feel kind of alive. >> greg: yes. yes, it's like it's almost like cutting. like they cut themselves with trump >> kat: i don't know where you ghat from what i said. >> greg: it's like the more quiet trump is, the more the

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let not your heart be troubled, greg gutfeld is next. ♪ >> greg: yes, yes, yes, yes.appy tuesday, everybody. yeah. all right. let's do it. the secret service is stumped by this baggy of bump. there you go. remember when somebody left a bag of cocaine in the white house? and remember how the secret service evacuated the west wing and closed off the streets surrounding the white house? initially everybody thought joe had once again left a floater in the men's room. then remember how one of president biden press's children was staying in the taxpayer funded facility at the time because joe wanted to keep the impressionable youngster away from bad influences or at the least hide him from process servers and remember how karine jean-pierre got angry that the press kept asking about it even though she didn't want to talk about it. >> can you just say once and for all whether or not the cocaine belonged to the biden family? >> you know, there has been some irresponsible reporting about the family, and so i've got to call that out here. i was clear two days ago when talking a

[applause] >> greg: yes.n i saw ben franklin with that -- on, he looked a lot like -- >> fidel cal. >> greg: fidel castro. i'm going to read you a question written by one of my writers, what do you think was a worst event, january 6 or one of your stand up shows? >> are you sure it wasn't my agent who wrote that? [laughter] >> greg: is this just another cover up? >> it is. it's also, it's a lot of footage to be putting out there. 40,000 hours. at least can you break it up into a 10 part netflix series. so i can watch it slowly. that's going to be a lot of boring stuff, 40,000 hours. >> greg: you point out, though, kind of an interesting difference. the democrats know how to put on a show. they curated it, put it together, and knew everybody would watch it and all the networks would take it and then what we do is we just release all of it and it kind of like dilutes. >> like movies, you know. they should have at least put a bloopers reel out, like someone who made a mistake and went to the lincoln memorial ins

>> greg: that's so true. you know, tyler, i didn't see the movie but that never stops me from talking about it. >> sure. you're the expert. >> greg: i'm an expert at nothing that i actually do research on but kennedy makes a good point. those super hero movies are generally kind of funny. there is a lot of teasing. it seems to me there is none of that in this. it's more about teaching you something. >> it's all big ted talk. just watch a ted talk instead of a movie. it's all meaningless and virtue signalling. they want to show what they stand for and at the end the woman eases up and might fall in love but this time they hate the guys and that's it. i think that reflects the dating culture, is women, they want to be like their heroes. i mean, my x, her super power was emasculating me in public. >> it's going around. >> going around. >> bret: did you see barbie? >> no, but i liked the ryan gosling face so i watched all ryan gosling scenes. he just looked like -- he's not a good actor. he just looks like he's s

>> greg: that means you are not spending your money. >> will they ever cut something? greg yes. what do you think tirus. do you think the protesters no how wealthy hamas leaders are? >> i am sure they are doing tiktoks and indenture wives. living their best lives getting workouts in. all their bodyguards are overweight. charlie made appear good point, kat made a good point. reason you dosay i don't condem some something, we will sit tlp and be like, sorry, kids. dad is going down with this one, no. and the whole night is -- because you believed in something so strongly, you did not wants to put it is toilet seat down anymore. okay. i put it up. you can put it down. you are willing to die for that argument. she does not have a problem with hamas. they don't have a problem. we keep making this mistake. maybe we don't understand. this is who she is. whep you want to see who the progressives are and what they are about this is it. they are not going to change. if you really cared about the people of the palestinians, if you cared about them, i condemn mohammed for their actions caus

greg gutfeld is next. he'll put a smile on your face. ♪ * . >> greg: happy wednesday, everybody.xcept you. so america continues to suffer from a tragic shortage of white racists. they have plenty of others but we're running low on the pale faces, our bottom feeders have to keep making them up. it was alleged that a child covered with black face. oh, and also bugs bunny. thank god that son of a -- retired. but with dead spin a funny thing happened. instead of getting the approval that most woke media wants, the scumbag writer had to face the new community notes function of elon musk's ex. he showed the kid's full photo, not just the half painted black. so the only thing this kid is guilty of is being adorable. we'll be right back. is now thanks to made up charge of black face, the folks at dead spin are guilty of egg face. yes. having egg on their face. i kale up with that. for whitey hater karen phillips who just made himself the jesse smollett of sports journalism it didn't matter. let's face it, he knew what he was doing. he works for a sports web side for god sake. he knows fo

>> greg: yes.laughter] >> tyrus: to a bird if you saw it, oh, sparrow, and go about your day. this is the most random, stupid virtue signaling thing, because so many birds are going to send them thank you notes. my whole life oppressed, being named after somebody successful. it's happening in the wrong time period is the dumbest thing ever. change the names but first on the list, if you're going to change any name, get a wood cock out of there. it's a lot. >> greg: kat, are we running out of racist things. we're basically at the bottom of a bird cage. >> kat: i feel like bird watching probably the most inclusive thing out there really. nobody has ever been, sorry, you're not cool enough. [laughter] you can't come watch birds. like, there is no bouncer. >> greg: there isn't. >> kat: and also, i went to africa. and the safari guy on my safari that i went to in africa, he said that he thinks that people keep changing the names of birds so people will keep buying stuff. as i was there, i can feel this

[laughter] >> jamie: just grab one. >> greg:. >> greg: it's so true.e needs to do, right? because nobody -- this is the first time i've heard about pink in screes true. isn't it weird, too, that you ban a book -- like if my kid finds out that those books are banned he's going to buy them. they're not burning them all and saying you can't get them. they're sort of letting the parents choose. then when i heard pornography, you could read it, i was like thank god that there's video now. i just feel like reading pornography? that's an instance where the movie is always better than the book. >> greg: i never understood errotica. >> jamie: yeah, then you turn the page and it gets weird and it all goes away. >> greg: enough of that. up next is it a crime to call 90s music the best of all time. my doctor told me rybelsus® lowered a1c better than a leading branded pill and that people taking rybelsus® lost more weight. i got to my a1c goal and lost some weight too. rybelsus® isn't for people with type 1 diabetes. don't take rybelsus® if you or your family ever

[laughter] >> greg: is there somebody you can thank. >> i can dish it out, too, greg. >> greg: were you beat me up because i tried to take license. money but it was my mom who taught me about bullying. she said they only bully you because they are jealous of how smart you are and how good your family is. when they bullied me i said i'm sorry your family sucks and you're an idiot. >> greg: emily, growing up, were you ever a victim of mean girls? >> no. but i do remember. >> greg: do you wonder why? >> i'm like, no, but, when i was little, i remember there were these boys that would tease me and tease my sisters, too, and, it was like the 1980s, they tease you if they like you, whatever, but they may us miserable. i remember we prayed every day, please let them move and one day they actually d. it was two brothers and the older brother teased my sister and the younger one teased me, and you know like when you're six or seven, every day, it was hideous. >> greg: i didn't have that problem. we have a surprise for you emily. you know who is here tonight? bring him out. i'm kidding. i'm kiddi

gres greg >> greg: you are letting down white people, kat. >> happens a lot.ee things, one of them sounded little conservative. first one, no. she says education. dei efforts, quote haven't been as successful as anticipated. she never said who would be -- education, no. studies prove that. second thing objectivity. i thought was refreshing because i thought we would be hearing for years it was racist. maybe she had some agreement. then accountability. i read racial harm. you harmed an entire race. if you do that at work you should be in trouble. >> tyrus, take me out of the picture. >> sure . >> greg: do you see racial harm in the work place? >> yes. i walk the lals. >> >> greg: you have your office by judge janene. >> what is whiteness with white? a lot of white. talking about white people? no. americans aren't even good whites. you are not ranked no. 10. you have to go to norway or finland. they perfected whitism. swim in the snow, eat pickled fish. white people stealing our [beep]. they want to dance like us. whiteness, horrible. i am just mad i didn't thin

. >> greg:. >> greg: see how i saved that so our editors don't remove it?t the drawers in the doctor's office where they have boxes. >> tyrus: the old glove box. >> greg: the glove box. you know, kennedy, here's an example, all right? let's say -- because basically people don't understand ai. just imagine alexa or siri, but in everything, right? and it's almost there wherever you go and you can say, hey, i need to hire a baby sitter for tonight because on short notice i'm going to see mission impossible with my husband or my boyfriend. i'm pretending i'm you kennedy, not me. i am -- don't have a husband or a boyfriend. but any way point being. >> kennedy: night is young. >> greg: if you go to siri or to this ai, i need a baby sitter, they might deliberately ignore a prison background because that may be related to some form of discrimination which is affected by the equity principle. so you may have information kept from you. >> kennedy: i wasn't worried about ai until the biden administration started talking about regulating it. and this guy is issuing exe

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>> greg: i think.na: some people here have lifts. >> greg: i'm making important point about technology. >> jessica: okay i accept whatever point you are making. i'm always impressed by actually how well little kids can drive. you know, when you see these stories like some kid stole his dad's bmpleght mw coming down the highway and he can exit. i can barely drive on a highway. >> greg: dana just pointed that out in the green room saying thank god it wasn't a little girl. that was amazing. >> dana: the roads would have been terrible. >> greg: ended up in a lake or something. >> jessica: a little girl wouldn't steal a forklift or a car. >> greg: sex irs. you are a miss an dris. >> judge jeanine: cops chasing this kid for over an hour. cops going 15 to 20 miles per hour. the kid very much knows where the can key is on the forklift. he has the audacity to find it start it and drive it. he lifts the fork so he doesn't have an accident but he did hit 10 cars while he was driving it. he is now that juvenile de

no question, greg? >> greg: no, i don't. i don't have a question. let me look for one. >> i'll say this about hillary. i think we buried the lead here. she was saying, you know who else was duly elected? hitler. was this finally an admission that donald trump was duly elected? she called him illegitimate for years. >> greg: that's true. >> an interesting moment from her. i'm not a big trump fan, never have been but brings me such joy -- i was not having a great day. i watched her on the screen to say i hated losing to him. it brought warmth in to my soul. >> greg: it's amazing to spends all of this time reliving that moment over and over again. this is -- we only see it on tv. she must be doing it all day, right? it's like when you still play little league, right? [laughter] like if you -- >> junior varsity now. >> greg: you drop a pop fly, may bother you a day or two but you don't sit at home in the uniform sniffing your mitt. >> is that euphemism, greg? >> greg: no, it's not. sniffing your mitt. unless you're mrs. romney. kats? great show. she per

>> greg: no, i don't.e trying to build a monument. >> kat: jesse came to me asking if i wanted to help fund it. >> greg: i want a monument so that they will tear it down. >> kat: you get attention twice. >> joe: sunday was the new york city marathon in today you saw adults walking around wearing metals like children. i don't like it and i'll tell you why. it's the only sport where you can have diarrhea and they don't make you stop competing. >> kat: is that true? >> joe: it is true. if you are playing pool and that happen, you would hear from dave and buster. they would say you're out of here. i heard people talk about runners high. i have never been that high. soiled myself and i don't like runners i don't like how they're always evangelizing. i had friends say to me, you should do a marathon. based on one? i hate running. instead of dropping in, they say you could do a half marathon. i tell them keep going. what's the most fractional marathon i can do, and then change the subject. >> kat: to be clear, i

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greg gutfeld. >> greg: kill the peace of [bleep], the first question i asked you when this all began, how should the viewer digest this overwhelming and relentless barrage of news about one horrible despicable act. you have to keep it simple. this is -- this is to help the viewer. do not let the media confuse or complicate what is a very, very simple story. despicable act took place that requires decisive action. that's the end of the story. and we need to be reminded of that every single day. this attack on october 7th crossed the line that exists apart from anything before it. so context is no excuse for terror. history is no excuse for terror. the media has become contaminated. there is no proportion -- think of the catch phrases you are hearing, there is no proportionality when it comes to mutilating children and raping women in masses, what the other side keeps saying. collective punishment, talking about the history of unrest or calling gaza open air prison, the goal to use the phrases is to preserve the free punch against israel. your goal is to -- your goal as a viewer is to k

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greg. >> greg: yes? >> jessica: going to be a good one.whatever you are going to say -- >> greg: am i? >> jessica: usually that is how it goes. don't you think it is important to talk to people about the benefits of alternative energy and green jobs and electric vehicles, even if it's not -- >> greg: if the talk is true. if the talk is honest. but we have been bamboozled. a phrase i do not use often. i have actually pro electric car and i hope that we will get there, but you need a system in place where you can see progress in the manufacturing of it. that means infrastructure, battery improvement, cost reduction, but it really is all about manufacturing. the democrats don't get that. in a way, this is a mechanical diversity higher. they have the goal even if the candidate for the job isn't ready yet, right? it is like dei. let's put the cart, in this case the car, before the horse, so quotas before competence, and then we will just backfill it later. you can do that with really expensive items. you need to do it with efficiency and cost a

greg, i agree. 7, we cannot lose that essence the sight of what we are doing and why we are doing it. we have to understand if your national security advisor, you're on that team, you have to think about some of these th things. what happens when we went back? because we will win. for those who are active in our country and advocating on behalf of palestinians, you have every right to and i join you and wanting a two-state solution. if you belong so strongly that solution you should understand if hamas would release all the soldiers, the killing it in the gaza and west bank would stop because so many would ask israel to let's now reframe and reset and regroup how we go about trying to find a solution. if you're blaming israel or the united states for palestinian deaths after was happen last few days, the cease-fire came about because israel -- hamas decided to release soldiers from the outset. from the outset, president not now, i don't agree with him all the time but i agree with them here. we have

>> jeanine: greg? >> greg: i love how we tied vista joe biden. well done, producers.es. how soon before they march for free salmon and vote democrat? but i am for this. it will make boring endeavors like hiking all the more thrilling. and you will agree with me on this because i talked about it before, it will make murder look like an accident, right? it's another way. hey, honey, let's go hiking in the north cascades forest. whoops. >> dana: i close my eyes for a minute. listen to the local people. they know better. and also pay attention to the folks that had to deal with this with the wolf when it was reintroduced. also, it is biden's fault because biden is putting this rule through the department of interior. >> greg: jessica? >> jessica: sure. we won so big last night i don't even care. >> jeanine: all right. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ but i wonder if you just take a few seconds to pray with me real quick. in the name of the father and son, holy spirit. amen. lord jesus, come to us now. help us to surrender ourselves completely to you. help us to listen to

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greg. 22 minutes —-dash. >> greg: two minutes. i think they should be boarding by height. so they take less room and it is all a bid -- >> kellyanne: the biggest suitcases. >> greg: we need to solve the overhead bin crisis. we need to find what a personal item is. and does not make any sense. everything in life comes down to scarcity. that is what creates more. scarcity of energy. scarcity of overhead bin space, creating the next world war. mark my words. >> kellyanne: dana, frequent flyer. >> dana: i don't know, not necessarily. i do like the window seat. here is the problem with this one. if you let the window seat, people get in first and then they take all the event space. that is going to delayed the flight even longer and is going to cost you more than two minutes to get that soft. >> kellyanne: what problem are they actually solving? >> harold: i do know, but i'm going window seats all the way. >> kellyanne: exit row guy? >> harold: two minutes can make a big difference. >> dana: the worst on the airplane is the row in front of the exit row. don't ever book that row

research flat election. >> greg: flat election. >> chandler: uh-huh. >> greg: what do you mean? >> jimmy: i date one of those in 7th grade. >> tyrus: i have one at night, flat election >> jimmy: there's a pill for this. we could fix this. >> greg: that was the joke?

(soft music) ♪ ♪ >> greg: time for greg's anima greg: i'm time for greg's animal friends.ou [laughtere which is true by the way. t cap, i want to go to first i go to last when it comes to animals i hope you have something good progress she said that's me intn the break i hope you have a good animal story. i feel like if i could have seel that in the past like some guyee yelling that at me i would not know what to think.dn but 'ti do, i do. baby elephant i'm not going to talk about africa at all i did go there. at[laughter] he is running around is chasing all these birds he's chasing al these birds look, look he's sobi rdcute he's so cute he's chasing these birds keep looking, keep looking and look, look, look he wipes out it's so cute he's embarrassed that wasn't going t have to go hide. he's so cute it's only been alive for probablyhi a couple oe days are not thaent long i leard a lot in africa. he knows what shame is in such a young age elephants are veryre intelligent arn'e they? >> and they are cute. when they get bigger they cany trample you to death. >> generally low rent circus

. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld along with judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, jesse watters and shes a stepladder to reach her stepladder, dana perino, "the five" ♪na p >> greg: chicago mayor brandon johnson spewing some breath-taking bs over who's to blame for the failed state of his city, the left wing leader going on an excuse palooza blaming everything from right wing extremists to his predecessor tik tok super star lori lightfoot. i miss her. mind you the last time a republican was in charge of that place, herbert hoover was running the country.er he was the 31st president, dana. >> dana: oh. >> greg: yeah. but before we dive into what brandon said, here's a quick refresher on the future site of the dnc. shocking video shows a woman gettinfutug robbed by a rifle-wielding gang on a busy chicagn a o street before the p victimized three otheror people. and chicago's so overrun with migrantser p they're stuffing illegal immigrants into police stations, churches, airports, and soon to be built tent city. residents who live near the new camp are protesting. >> when yowu think about a

over to you, greg gutfeld. >> greg: oh, what are you guys wearing?it's holiday colors. you can get these in the fox shop. >> greg: are you taking that home? >> jesse: i hope so. >> greg: you know what you're going to do, you're going to regift it? >> jesse: yes. dad, i'm sorry, now you know what's under the tree. >> greg: harold, great to be back with you and a scarf. >> harold: great to be back with you outdoors. the religion, think you guys for what you said and reminding us what this holiday is about. to the cardinal and the rabbi and the pastor saying remember the least in the last of the most vulnerable as we go through this season. thank you. >> greg: she is the least vulnerable, judge. >> judge jeanine: what do you want to ask me? >> greg: when are you going to exchange that scarf? >> judge jeanine: as soon as i can off-camera i'm going to be wearing this. the good news, that sweater that you have on, it's going to fly off the shelves. open your jacket. >> dana: it's beautiful. >> greg: it is subtle. you see the fox news. >> dana: the what? >>

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>> greg: nice. jessica? we would be taking a bath, shove her hand down the drain to see if she would go. it never happened but i feel like it was bad. >> greg: what is something that you did as a kid that you still feel guilty about. what if you're still doing it? >> you sick-o. >> greg: i always use my dad's coin collection to buy an album. a great album. running with the devil, goes into eruption and eruption precedes the best version that you really got me. you can't do anything better than that. i think my dad up there, is probably going, greg, i'm glad you used the money on that. something you wanted to do as an adult, as a child, that did you as an adult that didn't turn out like you thought. something you thought as a kid you wanted to do, but you ended up doing it and it wasn't all of that. >> you know all of you can eat buffets. -- you know all of those all you can eat buffets. >> seinfeld talks about having sushi next to a cupcake. >> can you think of something? >> being an adult is not that great.

. ♪ ♪ >> greg: hi, i'm greg gutfeldalong with kellyanne conway,harold ford jr., jesse wattersand nothing stop her.dana perino, "the five." the media finding new ways todefend and excuse a surge inanti-semitism.hamas' sypathizing ghouls have been ripping down posters of innocent israelis being held hostage."the new york times" wants you to consider the feelings of the vandals, "removing the posters as quickly emerged as its own form of protest."a release valve and also a provocation by those anguished by what they say was israeli government's mistreatment of palestinians in the years before october 7th and since the bombing of gaza began.i'm going to throw up.another outlet actually claims that the posters could be a trap and are baiting people into getting doxxed, and with garbage like that floating around, it probably won't be long until the left-wing press finds a way to normalize the cornell student who threatened to kill any jewish student he saw on campus.the feds arresting 21-year-old patrick dai for making online threats.he was in federal court to face the charges which could land

>> dana: how many will he get by the end of the video. >> greg: 9 #. >> jesse: 8. >> dana: 11. >> gregably on six because it's little. never going be # 1. >> jesse: i'm going to win it. >> dana: seven. six. >> greg: nope. [laughter] make make room. it's 7. no winners. that means. >> jesse: whoa, whoa, woe. closest. >> jesse: 8. >> greg: that's over 7. >> judge jeanine: you don't win. i get to hold onto the squirrel. and we're going to have great night tonight, squirrel. >> judge jeanine: hold onto the new winner comes. in. >> greg: you can hold on to it. >> judge jeanine: no, you keep it. >> harold: 12-year-old girl from california won a top junior science award for life-saving invention. exrat add fire detection device thermal imaging putting out faster. won first place in junior innovator's challenge. $25,000. we hope and pray she keeps on winning. as we say around this table you go girl. >> greg: see, dana, girls can do science. >> dana: thanks. i was wondering about that in the commercial break. >> greg: you said gerbils could never do science. that's what you said. >> dana: i'm li

it's posted now. >> jesse: greg gutfeld? >> greg: am i just doing my watch what call it?ait until another day. >> dana: he is slow. >> jesse: we will wait for it. johnny confronted wanda the stuff. >> why did you stuff the ballots? >> jesse: within a darks what was she doing? stuffing groceries in her bag, probably. jessica? >> jessica: so a teacher went viral for transforming her classroom into a southwest airlines plane to fly her student to mexico. southwest responded with a major surprise. all the first graders were invited to southwest headquarters for a tour and they got to meet pilots and take part in aviation-themed activities. every kid left with two round trip tickets to anywhere southwest flies. >> greg: i skipped my sloth for that? [laughter] >> jessica: you don't feel good because you heard that happened? >> greg: no. >> jesse: you guys? >> jesse: kids want to be on tv only thing they want to be and we pixilate them have a grea

>> greg: yes. i'm 35, my eggs are scrambling, everyone keeps telling me. brutal. >> greg: emily, do you buy this? >> i didn't know this was like a thing. i'm 22 for those who don't know the definition of gen-z. i wear socks up to here and they are always bizarre. i wear socks that say chill out, evil eyes, like really funky-looking socks. i thought everyone kind of likes high socks, cushioning, warm. >> greg: tom, you wear -- >> there you go. >> greg: but you also have garters, don't you? >> whenever we travel i say compression socks. that's the key. that's how you tell my generation. copper fit compression socks. [applause] >> greg: tyus -- >> kat: what's happening? >> grandpa got in the booth. >> greg: going to fall into the christmas tree. >> there is another way. >> greg: yes. you could just ask him. grow up. grow up. >> excuse me, ma'am, how old are you? it's stupid. really, socks, whatever, and someone who doesn't wear socks are lost. you judge them in the elevator. look at this punk thinks s

greg all right.onald, cat temp jamie, jamie, liz out.e that's 10 p.m.. i'm so excited that we get to take this free camera stuff. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. so ns o matter where they haven it, right, get that? >> yeah, that's it for us. have a welcome to jesse watters prime time tonight

greg, what about you? >> greg: how many men lost the skill with horses when cars came into being.hange a typewriter ribbon right now and that's all i did growing up. with progress, your brain unloads unnecessary knowledge. what's going to happen with ai as it takes care of all of your questions? your ability to think will decline because thinking requires predicting outcomes but when ai sits through the accumulation of knowledge through the entire world, it's going to do that for you. it's going to predict all outcomes which means we'll no longer be conscious in 30 years. >> dana: jesse? >> jesse: i went for a hike. i had to take my phone. i was terrified to get lost. >> dana: harold? >> harold: i read the newspaper. >> dana: old-fashioned. i like the newspaper, too. judge? >> judge jeanine: memorizing telephone numbers if your phone dies and you're in a pickle. you don't memorize numbers anymore. >> dana: they said you should print out your contact list every six months. you'll always have it one more thing up is next. >> judge jeanine: good idea. -- ♪ i'm sarah escherich, i'm th

greg gutfeld and dana perino.5:00 in new york city and this i s "the five" ♪ >> jesse: president biden turning his back on israel to apiece the far left at the most critical moment of the hostage negotiations. 11 more captives have been released by hamas and are now back in israeli territory. temporary ceasefire deal between israel and the terror group getting extended for two more days. the white house says hamas is committed to rel releasing anot 20 women and children the next two days but so far only one american has been released. jeff paul is live in tel aviv with more. jeff? >> yeah, jesse we just got word that this latest group of hostages released by hamas are on their way right now to als israeli hospitals to get treatment and get checked out. and like the days before these happened, you know, we saw some delays today, just like a few ago, and that really just speaks to how fragile these negotiations and this deal is between israel and hamas. here's what we know about this latest group. it's two mothers a

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it's not hello i'm greg and i'm a z it's hello i'm greg and if you don't say i'm a z, i'll report you to the principal. what pronouns offered was an option for truly dull but needy people to gain attention and power over anyone in their vicinity. no longer did you have to do anything interesting or become knowledgeable in an area that might impress people, it was just me, me, me disguised as they, them or theirs which destroyed language. imagine telling your mom you're having a friend over from dinner and she asks, what time? and you say, oh, they'll be there at 7:00. and your mom screams, i didn't make enough meatloaf for that many people! and then, of course, she starts drinking and crying and drinking and crying and the next thing you know, you're covered in blood and cake mix. you see how it screws up basic communications but it's worse than that, because it's not about pronouns, it's about people, and people connect not through differences but similarities. and you never frontload a first impression like say at a job interview with a personal demand which makes it about you. i co

that was the one, you did it, greg you did it goodbye, greg. goodbye! >> farewell, gilvin."pearls of wisdom with goat leg greg and gilvin. >> jimmy: stick around, we'll be right back with brian cox, everybody. come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, and last night you performed at bowery bar? >> yeah. i'm, like, kind of hung over right now. >> jimmy: oh, my god [ light laughter ] but -- all right, good at least you enjoyed yourself and you're honest, yeah. okay, good [ light laughter ] but -- but how was it? >> it was obviously great. [ laughter ] somedays, i cover up because of my moderate to severe plaque psoriasis. now i feel free to bare my skin, thanks to skyrizi. ♪(uplifting music)♪ ♪nothing is everything♪ i'm celebrating my clearer skin... my way. with skyrizi, 3 out of 4 people achieved 90% clearer skin at 4 months. in another study, most people had 90% clearer skin, even at 5 years. and skyrizi is just 4 doses a year, after 2 starter doses. serious allergic reactions and an increased risk of infections or a lower ability to fight them may occur. tell y

and greg gutfeld. this is "the five."rand-new pro-palestinian protests happening right now in new york city as anti-semitic threats and attacks surge in america. jewish communities are on the edge, while the biden white house focuses on islamophobia, and push hamas pro talking points. a man getting arrested by the feds after threatening to scathe a rabbi and quote every other jew he could find. a woman arrested in indiana after plowing her car into what she thought was a jewish school but she wound up smashing into a building associated with an anti-israel israeli group and in california a man killed at a pro-palestinian protest. witnesses claim the victim was struck in the face with a megaphone before falling and hitting his head on the ground. the medical examiner ruling his death a homicide and the sheriff's office has not ruled out the possibility of this being a hate crime. a witness describing what happened. listen. >> you know, i hear the bullhorn coming from across the street. and all of a is you, you know, i saw

greg: our definition is an historical one. we are trying to make an argument for thinking of cancel culture as a specific historic era. as a first amendment lawyer who is very interested in the history of censorship, the mask censorship incidents all have names. the sedition act is the easiest one, the victorian age probably the longest one. the first red scare, actually only a couple of years, and red scare two, which is 11 years and known as mccarthyism. we have all these terms to describe moments when lots of people start losing their jobs or are targeted for their speech. part of our definition is for speech that would not be protected under the first amendment. what we mean by that, which we explained in an appendix because we do not want to bog the book down too much, is as an analogy to public employee law, a way to bring in nuance and common sense to a definition about what we think is not canceling to fire somebody and when we believe it is. we also talk about cancel culture being the culture of fear that resulted fro

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>> yes, greg.ord "beseech," i'm going to think of greg in the bedroom. thanks a lot. an excellent woman. she did great analysis. she will be on my show tonight. the new york attorney general and showing up and just sitting in the back of this court room all day long. she is not even arguing the case. she's got a crime wave. she's got a white collar crime wave. what is she doing? nothing. she is sitting in the back of the courtroom every day watching her lawyers argue the trial. she's giving a press conference and calling the former president names. what a waste of time. the fact that no one has ever prosecuted a case like this and the history of new york state. it is crazy. >> it is crazy, harold. what do you have to say about letitia james? this is personal. this isn't really about her job, is it, harold? >> i follow this in the press. i read some of the motions because i was curious. three takeaways. i don't think most people know that the facts of this case -- the judge gave -- the attorney gene