greg, i'm with you. >> greg: yeah. >> now she's out of a job.ork. >> greg: kevin, as a business icon, what do you make of only fans? would you encourage people to do it monetizing their sex appeal or will it come back to haunt them? >> i'm going back to getting fired as a teacher. you know how hard it is? it's virtually impossible. they have a union that for decades has protected the crappiest teacher. to get fired, that elevates you to a new status. it's absolutely incredible. how did she do it. >> greg: i don't know. i can't wait till she's on "charge tank." hello, charges. it's my new kit that makes you black. i gave each one of you a sample to try. except for you, damon. >> you have to think about socialing media. it giveth and taketh away. in this case, megatake away. >> greg: coming up, his hopes were flushed by a turd that wouldn't flush. steve? with a laundry detergent. (♪) gain flings. seriously good scent. what is cirkul? cirkul is the fuel you need to take flight. cirkul is the energy that gets you to the next level. cirkul is what yo

very cheery monologue, greg. >> greg: i know, i know.ing that this guy says he couldn't arrest those people because he wasn't sure who they were. why not just take them all in, they're a gang, and then figure it out. >> tom: yeah, and the mayor, now they're giving the free money which is probably better spent if you hand it directly to them than hang it to these non-governmental agencies than everyone else, the amount of waste you can see just walking from here to grand central they have migrants coming out of the hotels right now, and then this border bill which, you've got republicans that are preaching to me, i mean, what's his name? dan. >> greg: crenshaw? >> tom: yeah, he's dan explaining me. you have to read the bill it's in the details. i'm not going to read the bill i don't trust the bill, there's already laws on the border. who needs another bill it's already against the law to come into the country and they're not enforcing that. so i don't need somebody explaining to me and i have looked at the bill, five thousand people a day

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>> greg: where is mayor pete?portation. >> kat: i'm calling on the president of the united states to condemn this atrocity. faced by the people near buffalo. >> greg: yes. all right. great story, though. poop detective. we're always here for number two. don't go away. we'll be right back. (vo) if you have graves' disease, your eye symptoms could mean something more. that gritty feeling can't be brushed away. even a little blurry vision can distort things. and something serious may be behind those itchy eyes. up to 50% of people with graves' could develop a different condition called thyroid eye disease, which should be treated by a different doctor. see an expert. find a t-e-d eye specialist at isitted.com >> we should fly south and we'll do so with consumer cellular . >> greg: we're out of time. i love you, america. *. >> trace: good evening, i'm trace gallagher, 11:00 in new york city and this is "america's late news." fox news at night. in a border crisis filled with chaos we're hitting new lows

>> greg: yes, yes.ould rather fire a 90-year-old volunteer than tell some woke piece of [bleep] to [bleep] off. [cheers and applause] >> greg: so it's not just about the woke person who complained, it's about all the cowards that just let this stuff happen. >> kennedy: yeah. and to kat's point, you are supposed to be outspoken. you are supposed to live out loud if you've lived to 90 and you're still working. having said that, fran, real pain in the ass. you know, that's an angle hall we have not really discussed here but just because you're 90, doesn't mean you're nice and i think they were looking for a reason. >> greg: yeah, they might have been. >> kennedy: fran was pissing in the coffee pot and no one writes about that in the new york post. >> greg: that's not true kennedy. >> kennedy: could you imagine if it was. >> greg: yeah, so they used this as an excuse because fran was being too mean to somebody? i don't know. >> paul: the other problem, let's face fabbing, when you cancel a 90 year old you c

. ♪ [applause] >> greg: all right.rs] >> greg: happy thursday, everybody, sometimes the universe remind you that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. like jesse watters getting the 8:00 p.m. hour after being diagnosed with micropenis. >> can we really say that? >> greg: yes. here's another example. the wildly popular comedian named shane gillis. if you've never heard of him tonight is the case. >> tonight the leader of isis is killed. trump goes -- is dead. he died like a dog. in front of the whole world. abu, we could hear him crying, abu, don't cry. let me tell you something, abu cried, he cried quite a bit. i wouldn't have cried. cry baby baghdady, that's what we were calling him. >> greg: he's funny and he does track better than alec baldwin plus he hasn't shot anyone yet. but what is special about gillis is he beat cancer culture in 2019. he was hired as a cast member on "saturday night live" but was fired before he appeared on the show after people dug up old jokes when he made jokes about as

greg gutfeld to put a smile on your face. ♪♪ >> greg: okay, okay, okay. i am here.m here. [ cheers and applause ] put your pants back on! happy monday, everyone 86 of americans agree joe biden is too old for a second term. another 14% say he is too old for last rights. i know. that was harsh. you know you are in trouble when percent of americans who say you are too old is higher than your age. 86%. americans are finally united. joe biden's promise finally came through. he brought us together. [applause] in believing he is a [beep] but still. what is sadder, however special prosecutor's information to convince dead end democrats to come around to what has been obvious to us they are as brain dead as he is. robert her's investigation may have been about biden's handling of classifying documents it was a wellness check on the old guy in the white house missing in action. lights are on but no one is home. now you know things are bad for the left when you lost a female who slept with bill clinton. also hilary clinton. >> i talk to people in the white house, they know it

>> greg: my phone went off.'s made an amazing point and my phone went off. >> mike: you missed it! it's been 20 years! >> greg: that was a viewer calling, "i can't believe mike baker is making sense." [laughter] i know, we should all be like the land mine! we shouldn't care what gender or race you are. >> mike: that's exactly right. >> greg: yeah, i'll be home early. >> mike: how many years have we been doing this together? >> greg: like 14 years. >> mike: something like that. that's the first cogent thought i've had with even a long time. and it's interrupted. anyway, that's my thought there. the only other thought is, the u.n. -- i think k.t. will agree with me, they occasionally do good work. then there's times, like when they appointed iran on the human rights forum, or they allowed unra to be populated by not just sympathizers, but hamas supporters. the u.n. is essentially a self-serving gaggle of bureaucrats who are there to promote their own interests. but you do need a forum where countries can come toge

greg mulvihill was being hunted. >> correct.was walking into. >> correct. >> nor who was hunting him. >> reporter: miraculously, greg survived his injuries. >> he was in the dark and didn't have any idea of who would have done this or anybody that he could think of that would do this. >> greg did say he was nearing the end of a bitter custody dispute with his wife, diana lovejoy, but quickly dismissed the idea that she could've played any role in what happened. >> there's no way, she's not that type of person. there's no way she could be involved in this in any way. >> reporter: of course, police payed a visit to diana. she said she had no idea who could have shot greg. >> there was nothing in his immediate history that would have led us to think that he was involved in any sort of criminal activity or that any of his acquaintances would have done him harm based on any sort of activities he was involved in. >> reporter: didn't he secrets from his job, maybe high-level job, with computers? >> no. >> he brought his boss with him t

>> greg: both brains and beauty. hold your applause.e full house, it faces an uphill battle in the democrat-controlled senate, because the bill also bars accrediting agencies from requiring universities to adhere to diversity, equity, and inclusion crap. and by diversity, equity, and inclusion, i mean the democrats' a reason for living. but, like a kilmeade getting closer to an oncoming subway train, it's a step in the right direction. [laughter] >> that is so messed up! >> greg: what to think of this plan, emily? >> emily: does kilmeade listen? >> greg: he's in bed by like 7:00. i don't wake him when i get home. [laughter] >> emily: i totally love the concept this is based on, of course, that tuition is skyrocketing as a value of college is plummeting. and it took dip-[bleep] democrats like gray gave to mike davis in california that essentially made pensions the cost of colleges. so all these tuition hikes that students enjoy now, 80%, for example, a uc college tuition hikes is to cover pensions, not education, not the books and pencil

well played. >> greg: thank you.ughter] >> tyrus: listen i love everyone to have jobs, but we will never, ever, ever use a kamala impersonator again. there is no reason. there is absolutely no reason to im -- because she gives us gold every time she goes out. to impersonate her is insulting to the fans who want a good laugh. she literally did a speech from the god father. i'm smart. i like things. i could be in charge. that's what we want to see. and it's all done -- you can hear the wine pour in the back we seeing the three or four drops left in the red wine box to get her through the thing. and biden, he doesn't have to take a cognitive test, he just [bleep] failed one during an investigation where his charge would have been a fine, probably probation maybe if he would have been cognitive to stand trying. but the interview with the special counsel said, he can't -- he's not cognitive enough to stand trial. so there's no point in taking the test. he just took one. they have the transcripts. i'm sure we'll see it soo

that is funny. >> greg: yeah.ivery -- san francisco is filled with poop. so now she gets to see first hand of what her policies have caused even if it came from another direction. >> i wouldn't be surprised if she moves out. 100%. >> greg: she has a million homes. >> she did looks surprised by this but that's just the botox. >> greg: all righty then. that was interesting. up next, animals with four paws draw loud applause. when i first learned about my dupuytren's contracture, my physician referred me to a hand specialist. and i'm glad he did, because when i took the tabletop test, i couldn't lay my hand flat anymore. the first hand specialist i saw only offered surgery. so, i went to a second hand specialist who also offered nonsurgical options — which felt more right for me. so, what i'd say to other people with dupuytren's contracture is this: don't wait — find a hand specialist trained in nonsurgical options, today. i found mine at findahandspecialist.com. ♪ limu emu & doug ♪ ( bell ringing) customize and save

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[cheers] >> greg: you know, trace, you look great, bit way. >> thank you, greg, i appreciate that. >>reg: you're the second best-looking guy at fox. >> what? you know it's me. [laughter] >> greg: we can make fun of all of this dei stuff when it's like gender studies but when you hear teaching hospital, that kind of scares me. >> the plagiarism thing is baffling because there have been so many cases of it and every indicates has a different excuse. they won't say the word plagiarism. fabrication, sure, falsified, sure, because you know in america today you can lie and cheat. it's totally fine but if you plagiarize you're in big trouble. we've heard every excuse except it wasn't plagiarism. i was just retweaking something. >> greg: repurposing. >> it's crazy and it's so easy now. you go on the internet and lift it and go. when we were young plagiarism was work. you had to go to the library, hit it and do work and now it's so easy. >> greg: when i would go to the library and plagiarize from a book i would have to go to every library and take that book out so nobody could find out. [laugh

thank you, thank you. >> greg! >> greg: thank you. happy monday, everybody. politicians have given us a number of policy wars. we fed the war on poverty, the war on drugs, the war on terror. none worked, but at least kat is not allowed to fly. but today the biden administration is giving us a new war. call it the war on observable facts, or w.o.o.f. thank you. here are the results, we have a border that works less than kilmeade's breath mints. inflation more stubborn then a mule trying to learn break dancing, and a crime wave that makes the pervs look like bible study with shannon bream. by what metric does team biden think all of this is working? with the white house called their major policy initiatives, the rest of us call ideas going over like a full diaper on a packed flight. they are peeing on your foot and telling you it's raining, which is why i stopped showering with kudlow. [laughter] does anyone see evidence of a course correction? a willingness to maybe switch it up a bit? nope. maybe they hope we've all been so distracted that we won't even notic

>> kat: i want to give greg a turn because he's really excited. >> greg: it's very similar to jeff's.ospheric river storms that have been lingering over california. so far we have had 475 mudslides, 400 fallen trees. but get this, it was also deadly. three people were killed when wind toppled trees on sunday, killed people in sacramento, santa cruz, and sutter counties, according to authorities. but you know it? there's a silver lining to all this deadliness and suffering! geraldo rivera tweets, "gabrielle, the oldest of my five kids, at almost 10,000 feet elevation on top of mammoth mountain. they had 6 feet of new snow in the last five days. the conditions causing chaos down in the rest of southern california are a skier's blessing." so, silver lining, all you people dying in the mud! we had a great day skiing! [applause] >> kat: okay. >> tyrus: never over. >> kat: never. there's no second chances. up next, did you have to pay for your own birthday? [applause] sometimes jonah wrestles with falling asleep... ...so he takes zzzquil. the world's #1 sleep aid brand. and wakes up feeling

>> greg: do people eat parent?s: they should. >> andrew: the thing is, let's zoom out on this conversation and actually applied what we are seeing to every single conversation in america. we are in those you know what you think about gaslighting and it is the first sign of a domestic abuse or. we are in an abusive relationship with the media complex and you have the parents or the stupid people and stupidity is defined as somebody who sees it in real life in front of them but yet they still believe the lie. so you got to do your own research and you got to come up with your own conclusions. stop being gaslit because if everyone excels -- tells you that foam on food taste good, it tastes like aerated grease and chemical cleaner. so that is my culinary element. >> greg: i never assumed the foam trend. it is not a sauce. it is just something. i feel like i'm eating shaving foam. >> andrew: it is bidenomics. ars telling you era. >> greg: charlie, have you ever assumed a certain position and then you read and a year, oh

greg gutfeld here to put a smile on your face. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> greg: that's all me!ault. my fault. all right, all right, all right. happy wednesday, everybody. tomorrow, both president joe biden and former president donald trump head to the texas border to duke it out on america's current migrant crisis. the sad part is only one of them will know where he is. [laughter] the other will think he's on a beach in delaware during cinco de mayo. for biden's part, this is only the second time he's been to the border during his presidency. the other time it was to pick up a package for hunter marked "baby powder." [laughter] of course trump has been to the border numerous times, and it's obvious why he's been talking about it for years. it just took forever for everyone else to catch up. the truth is that trump, that terrible knuckle-dragging vulgarian who they love to hate, shows he knows the pulse of america better than his opponent, who may not have a pulse himself. i know. too far or not far enough? sure, trump is a billionaire, but in the end he's a guy who puts catch u

. >> greg: finally another superstar named greg.t me and greg advocate us who has stood up and taken charge. i came up with the phrase just now, the sum is greater than its parts. just now. immigration is one thing, crime is another. immigration plus crime is way bigger than separately. venezuelannd drug gangs have married the mayhem, now we have come you know, migration, crime, depletion of resources. you can probably address each one of the separately, but now it's a mosaic of misery and overwhelming everybody especially the people that are already having a hard time at the cities. that's why -- it's an all thing i've talked about. you need republicans like john abbott to be there in the room with democrats. it's like the good cop, bad cop, mommy and daddy, you have to have a counterbalance to the dems who refuse to acknowledge that there is a downside to their delusional upsides, right? there is a downside to sanctuary cities. now we know there's a downside and no cash bail, now we know. there's a downside to instant asylum. now

i have seen greg drunk.d little write up, so he wakes up every morning when his cat, willow, walks across his face in the white house. first thing he does is take of his reading machine. the president wears a reading machine on his face. and then he does physical therapy. he does an exercise, judge, where he tries to remember how to walk and then he gets into the overall at 10:00 when a bunch of aides and advisers, up and update him on how his policies are doing, not so great. and that he eats with kamala. that is an hour. that he is calling at 4:00. and then he schedules an hour call with hunter biden every day. and everybody is so concerned because if you donate a million dollars to this guy, and he does not remember your name, imagine giving a guy million dollars and he calls you jerry and your name is gerald. and he says, nice to meet you and you have met him six time before and then he needs a note card to respond to your question. that is a bad investment. >> greg: jerry is short for gerald. >> jesse:

>> greg: i think he is amazing. they found three words to best describe him: where is the manager? america needed a name for a male karen, and it is gavin. gavin is such a great name for a male karen. i feel bad for all of the gavins out there watching, probably 300 or 400, but he didn't come i didn't. it combines in that moment the sense of entitlement and the desire to complain, right, that is the definition of what this person is. i'm surprised he didn't pull out his phone and start roaming the poor clerk, who has essentially given up. it's not her fault. she is just giving up because she is not allowed to do anything because the insurance companies will come down. but in that moment you saw an example of how liberal leaders are wholly divorced from the consequences of their politics. they are upstream from the damages they cause. no one is stealing x cargoes from the french laundry. they are a target stealing razors and toothpaste. all the rest of us when we walk into cvs, like we are inside a giant vending mach

, your turn. >> greg: great show.ways do animals are great? what about people? >> jesse: what about them? >> greg: go to thailand, had check this thing out. it's a place. a man that rescued dogs. look at all the dogs in wheelchairs. those are all stray dogs that are injured. many living in poor conditions. and he creates all these little wheelchairs so they can get around. >> jesse: you okay? >> greg: i don't know what is wrong with me. >> jesse: off brand. >> greg: i know that's off brand. my wife said that to me. i have become very cheesy. >> dana: i have one about a puppy named lucy. what is funny about her she has a selfie of herself. look at her ear. >> greg: interesting. >> judge jeanine: so cute. >> dana: god was really thinking when he made this dog. >> judge jeanine: okay. all right. now, i have something to talk about, also. a dog named noodle. okay? and she loves to play darts. so she recently discovered she could get involved in the action by patiently waiting for the dart to be thrown and then she receive

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[laughter] >> greg: thanks, jesse. >> jeanine: greg, do you want to respond?is reminds me so much of the bud light situation, about not reading the room. it's the biggest snack day in america. this reanimated corpse of andy rooney starts going after snacks. that's a buzz kill. that's like -- do you go to a wedding reception and talk about divorce rates? do go to a kids birthday party and go "one year closer to death, junior?" biden is not in charge. maybe, it is the woman that was fired from bud. may be giving them tips. he goes on tiktok. i know why he is immune: it is the premier brainwashing industry, and you cannot wash something that's not there. that is why jesse never has to shampoo his hair. [laughter] >> jesse: i spend plenty of money on shampoo and conditioner. >> jeanine: and hair spray. coming up, homeless camps are getting cleared out in a liberl city for a leonardo dicaprio movie. ♪ when you have moderate—to—severe eczema, it's okay to show off. with dupixent, show off your clearer skin and less itch. because you have plenty of reasons to show of

and they lost, greg.he emotion because they have put all of their eggs in this basket of law fair and now they are realizing that the judges at the supreme court aren't on their schedule. so they are realizing that joe biden might have to win this himself. you saw them last night realizing that this is going to be a free and fair election, to a certain extent, where it is going to be mano a mano and you are not going to have judges and lawyers screwing around with everything. because they have been trying to persuade a handful of judges instead of 150 million voters. that is what they do. that is why they get so hysterical when you have supreme court nominations. that is why they go to mattresses for someone like kavanaugh. that is how their agenda happens. it is all in the courts, very rarely legislatively, so when you have someone like trump come in and beat hillary, those were hillary's three supreme court nominations. that would have changed the future of the country. that would have fundamentally tra

greg, you have been outspoken advocate, the greg gutfeld policy. you want to do with education can be done here as well. there are states and cities that are doing incredible things to get homeless people, to give them dignity and opportunity, and more importantly clean up our streets. the state of utah which is not a democratic bastion, has decided to help provide housing, provide opportunity for people to support themselves to pay for that housing. private housing for many homeless in their communities. they may not have the skill we have in new york, chicago, los angeles, but there got to be things we can draw from these successes to ensure that no one is confronted with what that st. louis homeowner is confronted with or any of us are. >> greg: judge, i think we found kamala's secret weapon: she gets the streets clean to send her to different cities. tell her she is doing something important. >> jeanine: we can center with the garbage men. she can do the pick up every week and be great. look, this isn't necessarily about people who need housing

>> jesse: sorry, greg. >> greg: i'm really losing the facial at th tat.is. greg's itchy marmoset news. this was originally going to be greg's sexy marmoset news. the zoo wouldn't allow me to marry sexy music to this marmoset. i'm going to do it myself ♪ yeah, baby, oh, yeah. just like that. yeah, just get low. don't stop. don't stop. it's a baby marmoset. small squirrel-like monkey out of brazil. yeah right there, baby. right there, okay. very now you are ready go. soft and silky hair. they love getting scratched. by the way you can mail order that device from various websites. come in a brown box. [laughter] >> jesse: all right. that is one crude dude. >> harold: happy early 25th birthday/100th birthday one of 5 million people born on february 29th, leap day. her community in sam springs got together to commemorate the big day for her. and, you know, what i wonder what it's like not celebrating your birthday once every four years. of the actual birthday itself. happy birthday to that young lady. 25. >> dana: you could do whatever you want and everybody w

have a great night. >> bret: i really love harold, greg.'m bret baier. breaking tonight the house tees up an historic vote on the impeachment of the homeland security secretary as the senate border bill is on life

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this is wrong. >> greg: fair analogy >> harold: the slope goes there greg.agg prosecutors crimes as much as he should but the voters of new york elected him. extradite the person. this is a bad bad slope. >> jesse: you want slope? i'll give you slope. remember the movie training day >> harold: love that movie. >> jesse: denzel washington was a dirty narcotics detective who and avertly murdered a high ranking guy and needed to pay them cash to take the bounty off his head so he con cocks this search warrant where they kick in the doors of a drug trafficker steal all of his money for the bounty and frame ethan hawk the clean cop for the murder and e hahn hawk doesn't want anything to do witness because he's clean. and what does denzel say to him? everyone in this crew has to be a little dirty so everyone else can trust you. bragg is a dirty cop, leticia is, fani willis, weiss, jack smith all of these people are dirty and all of the good people they don't want to touch them because they don't want to deal with them. you've seen crime scenes >> harold: then she

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>> greg: yes, i did. >> jesse: yeah, there are some things you don't know, greg.n't know, i know. did you also know that this pie is from frankies in bay ridge, brooklyn. and i'm going to be naming this pie. i got naming honors. brie chute toe, get it together pie. >> greg: you make me sick. nothing to do with my book you can order on amazon. frankie's. and "jesse watters primetime" dei thursdays on a friday. go figure greg? >> greg: we got amazing show ms. dana perino, joe machi, kat timpf. tonight 10:00. we haven't done this in a while. animals are great ♪ animals are great >> greg: do you know what is just as delicious as a pizza? a baby blue penguin just born at the california zoo. at the aquarium, hatched at the birch aquarium in san diego. this is the first time ever for a little blue penguin to be born. it's growing -- why do i care? anyway, it's very fluffy. >> dana: he looks cold. >> greg: 3 months old. penguins are amazing creatures. anyway, i'm done. >> jesse: dana? >> dana: owners of an animal sanctuary in california have learned the y that they have t

[laughter] nothing else to do. >> greg: julie?bly have to buy a battery-operated vibrator. >> tyrus: shillue, take us home. i'm not following that. [laughter] >> tom: i think i'd be okay. i'm not a woodsman, but i know how to shoot. i could kill my own food. i don't know if i'm good at butchering it, but i have killed things, and i could finish. i've got my ham radio license, so i'm a bit of a prepper. >> greg: you can get a license for ham radio? >> tom: f got my own radio station. ke2brq. that's me. >> tyrus: not much would change. i would turn on my generator and chill. i live in louisiana so i surround myself in the swamp. i got more guns and feelings. >> kat: so i can come over! >> julie: i'll just plug in at your house! >> tyrus: i'm not going to my children that we don't have power because ms. banderas need to minute. >> greg: she because the blackout. >> julie: i did. >> tyrus: they are so many ways to go with that, but it's black history month. spew it up next, could it be true? joe and jimmy copied shillue. icy hot. ♪ wi

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greg? >> greg: so, kamala, what are you doing tonight?n watch it together. you know where i live. mollie hemingway, rob long, kat timpf, tammaro think buoy. it will be great. you bring the shah below, i will britain the roses. >> dana: going to be great night. judge, do you have 10 seconds? >> judge jeanine: california man lays out his clothes the night before he goes work. combings out of the shower the next morning and puts them on. they keep disappearing at 6:00. stay tuned for mor

greg, i know you don't ski. >> greg: you are expert in moose. >> jesse: different spelling.ident. >> greg: kelsey. kat timpf, tyrus. first, let's do this. greg's in my neighborhood. yeah, walking the dog today. look what i saw. yep. that's at an outside a bar. not only is the person having wine at about 11:00 a.m., look at when idiot is doing. yes, a vision pro. no actual adults should be doing this. correct? >> i'm going to agree with you there, greg. >> greg: this is idiotic. >> dana: you have a very steady hand on your camera work. >> greg: thank you very much. my wife did it. >> i knew it had to be her. jimmy failla. new book court dictionary "new york times" best seller. pick up a signed copy of the book when he joins me at the little point book shop point beach, new jersey. this saturday at noon. >> greg: little point. >> dana: jesse, will you bring your book get it to egg? >> jesse: i'm so glad you asked dana.out "get it together, it will available for. we will be going to the little point book shop. i will be doing this to all the people. >> harold: i flew back from

call 1-800-miracle now. ♪ ♪ >> greg: >> greg: residents say no more to squatters galore.squatting a clear criminal offense. a whooping 1200 homes have been taken over by uninvited guests. one property got turned into a covert strip club complete with weekend parties and even live horses. horses? homeowners in st. louis are suing over squatters on their property and asking them to remove them just like they did when kamala came to town aren't filth everywhere, smells, it's disgusting. it makes the front of their house unusable. they have a lovely front porch. they can't use it. but when kamala harris came they cleaned them all out of home base, city hall. so they absolutely have the power to move people on it. >> greg: carley a strip club with horses, i wouldn't ask for a lap dance. you could die. >> charlie: really? i would think you would. i would think that would be the first thing you asked for. of course you look at like parks, most of these parks, a lot of the parks are made for children and the idea that children have to play in, you know, among needles, among weapo

. >> greg: yeah, you know whatd . >> dana: if you're for open boarder open your door. >> greg: the demsor indentured servitude now. isn't that nice. it feels nice to act like a democrat. what do democrats do, they mo impeach knowing it would be it defeated and the reason of course is because it's a noble onite even if you know you can'o succeed you cannot remain silent you must get it on record although history would judge us for doing nothing. that's what a democrat would say whenever they impeach trump.y so when you're in a battle and show up with spears and the other side has cannon balls you don't scream that's not fair, no, you go get cannon balls. the dems who have been impeaching and targeting their politica hl adversaries with la fair now it's time to grow some cannon balls and impeach the democrat inkens and start suing soros funded das.ey why not. they've been doing it. this is not partisan all americans are effected by his incompetence, if this die was managingnc a chuck e. cheese he would have been fired, people would show up no reservations they would cut in line go and sit