>> greg: yes.ree. i agree. i agree. all right, settle down you girl scouts. it is friday you know what that means. let's welcome tonight's guest. she talks with her hands more than marly magdalene. emily compagno. she is where louis vuitton meets the octagon. charly arnolt! he looks like a hobo went to harvard. tv producer rob long! and she is super thin with an impish grin, new york best-selling time author kat timpf. okay,, before we get to some new stories let's do this. >> announcer: greg's leftovers. >> greg: this is where i read the jokes that we did not use today or this week. what is wrong with the teleprompter? thank you. as always, it is my first time reading them. so if they suck, we will have joe mackey's computer loaded with images of nancy pelosi in a bikini. at this year's high energy are and see the walls of the convention arena were ready to collapse from all of the cheers and applause. fortunately they found the man to put a stop to that. donald trump made his ticket last night de

>> greg: who's laughing now in bed?r ] >> greg: kat, you have a noticeable laugh but it's a guys laugh. >> that's the thing. it is sexist when people don't like my left because beavis and butthead have the exact same one and they made a lot of money off of that much more than me. i would trade labs with her. no way, no, michele, i get e-mails about how annoying my laugh is and i know that. you think is the one i have chosen for myself? i. >> i personally love your left. >> thank you. your very sweet. i think it be easy for me to play my problems with the p. reason people don't like me as they are afraid how funny i am. >> greg: seems like a pathetic opinion. >> every time i've been rejected it's because the man was simply afraid of how funny i am. [ laughter ] i would be much more medically healthy probably. i hate myself. >> greg: those of the articles you see in the new york post or the daily mail. i am so attractive i can't get a date. remember those articles? >> or you laugh when you're supposed to laugh. that's the

>> greg: who?ne of this is coming from michelle obama's camp. [ simultaneous talking ] >> pressing buttons. >> greg: she deserves to be president because of what she did to america's fat kids, which is nothing, because fat kids are jolly and i love dolly kids. >> so wait, to be clear, gets don't smoke but be fat. >> greg: yes, jolly kids. smoke later, lose weight. >> you might as well tell them to take care when then, greg. >> greg: up next, why guestsor who lean right are missing from late night. book your move today at pods.com can neuriva support your brain health? mary, janet, hey!! (thinking: eddie, no frasier, frank... frank?) fred! how are you?! fred... fuel up to 7 brain health indicators, including your memory. join the neuriva brain health challenge. >> announcer: five more words. >> greg: late-night guests our lives. so, kat. according to a new study on late-night tv shows, a whopping 94% of all guests are liberal. just a conservatives have appeared on "the 5" major shows since october,

>> greg: yes. >> more than one. >> greg: how many times?s getting away with this. also what a weird crime? like how is this... he's got problems! but he is in charge of nuclear stuff! and they probably did not give him a mental evaluation because they did not want to cross any offend anybody. >> greg: i'm willing to do it here and now. i will look at this image my mental evaluation? crazy. [laughter] >> greg: please work locally. >> it is obvious to me that he is unwell but you cannot say that these days. even when they wear it on their sleeve you cannot say that this guy has problem. shaved head, a moustache like that, a red dress he steals from some lady at the airport. that is somebody who is unwell. >> but what are the odds that he steals suitcases for dresses? >> greg: a good point. >> looking at the lady on the plane. >> that is what he is doing. i know something is up. i remember that she was like my stuff is gone! and then how did that happen? anyway. [laughter] >> i think the crazy thing is you said how much jail time would anybody

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>> greg: who's laughing now in bed?ter ] >> greg: kat, you have a noticeable laugh but it's a guys laugh. >> that's the thing. it is sexist when people don't like my left because beavis and butthead have the exact same one and they made a lot of money off of that much more than me. i would trade labs with her. no way, no, michele, i get e-mails about how annoying my laugh is and i know that. you think is the one i have chosen for myself? i. >> i personally love your left. >> thank you. your very sweet. i think it be easy for me to play my problems with the p. reason people don't like me as they are afraid how funny i am. >> greg: seems like a pathetic opinion. >> every time i've been rejected it's because the man was simply afraid of how funny i am. [ laughter ] i would be much more medically healthy probably. i hate myself. >> greg: those of the articles you see in the new york post or the daily mail. i am so attractive i can't get a date. remember those articles? >> or you laugh when you're supposed to laugh. that's t

back to you, greg. >> greg: talk about transparency.he most disappointing, david lee roth. teeny. jumping off the drum kits. he's tiny. and he had a very wet handshake. >> greg: he looks like he could be selling indoor pools or something. i don't know. why did i say that? >> as opposed to an outdoor pool? >> greg: i don't even know what that meant but i'm going to think about it all weekend. >> i know what it means, spas. he's damp. >> greg: he's damp. that's where i was going, i just had indoor pools. angelo. >> i grew up idolizing harvey weinstein. what he did with miramax and the independent film community, it's still hard. >> greg: kat. >> when i was little i used to really like to watch barney and then my dad told me that since barney was on pbs it was government propaganda. it's true. explains a lot, doesn't it? >> greg: it makes a lot of sense too. i would almost say i grew up with sesame street an hour watch it and it's not the same. all right. you sound like the riddler. we will go to break. i don't know what's going on, we wil

greg gutfeld is next.great night. [♪♪] [ cheering and applause ] [♪♪] >> that felt really good. happy tuesday everyone. in monday's tv address, president biden appear to have a spray tan. aids say he tried using a tanning bed but when they close to the lid, doctor jill kept throwing dirt and flowers on top. when media brought up biden's freshly dark in complexion, democrat leaders replied it's all part of their plan to gradually replace him with a person of color. u.s. military bases in europe are on high alert because of intelligence about a possible terror attack. when reached for comment got joe biden said, someone should tell the president. the biden campaign sent out an e-mail accusing it's critics of being a bunch of bad waters. isn't that the bedpan calling the kettle wet? talk about projection, what's next, oling biden critics walking corpses who [ bleep ] their pants in front of the pope and won't acknowledge their grandchildren? did i hurt somebody's feelings? you know where the exit is. democrat

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but you don't do that to protect people in greg's sense or in joe's >> kevin: greg. >> greg: interestinghe parts where he didn't rambling incoherently. and jesse is right. why do people get in trouble for saying exactly what dei does. you know, dei is the only entity that if you point out the engine of its goals, which is minority preference independent of merit it's considered racist. if you say someone is a dei hire, that's now apparently a dog whistle for being racist, but if they were hired for their identity markers, such as kamala, we know that they said they were going to have a black woman, if you're pointing that out how is that racist? you're actually saying good job dei. >> it worked. >> greg: it worked. i guess that's what joe was saying. i guess the article, the word the. right? the blacks. what if he met a white tamly whose name was the blacks. we're having the blacks over for dinner. >> jesse: i don't think the blacks are the secretary of education >> kevin: oh, boy. to katie's point should we let joe be joe. >> judge jeanine: yeah, joe was joe last night and he was all ri

greg gutfeld is next.e a great night, everyone. [ ♪♪ ] [ cheering and applause ] [ ♪♪ ] [ ♪♪ ] [ cheering and applause ] >> greg: well, i guess that will do. [ laughter ] happy monday, everyone. jill biden appeared on the july cover of "vogue." meanwhile, joe biden appeared on the cover of morgue. [ laughter ] president biden's total and utter collapse at thursday's debate has party officials making some big changes including replacing his three-word slogan from build back better to do not resuscitate. [ laughter ] a cnn report says biden's debate performance was so bad that at a hollywood watch party rob reiner was screaming and jane fonda was crying. are you sure they weren't having sex? [ laughter ] during a fundraiser on saturday, biden reportedly needed a teleprompter for 5-minute remarks. here's what was in the teleprompter... [ laughter ] this is going to go on for five months. in a recent piece white house aides told axios that from 10 p.m. to 5 a.m., he is dependably engaged and he asks that terro

>> greg: i was listening to her.minded me of every person i have encountered at a rental car company. no i said... >> might have been where they got her from. i want a car now. well you are -- you are either stupid or complacent either way you cannot do the job. again this is the de i. the biggest question that should be there is they coincidences that are just too ridiculous to ignore. dr president jill suddenly needed on the day of the former president who just kicked their ass in every possible phase needed more detail on her on the day that just so happened that a lone gunman climbed a sloped wall that was not covered. i mean i was say one thing i think we all need to shut up and stop talking about our opinions and just let it play out. just watch the video from the people out there. watch the squirms watch the thing. she has no idea what it was. do you think somebody was when you say gei we have to be consistent. when you put idi in that position they are there to be there they did not make make the decisions. s

. >> greg: yes.going on there. what are you trying to hide. >> a lot. there's a naked mole rat under here. so you know, when i heard this story, i was thinking of the ways the immediatewa would spin it against trump. and it's like of course he's looking for someone without a beard because he's looking for another smooth criminal. a little dad joke there. >> greg: joe, you have a beard, for reasons we can only conjecture. is that a word. >> yeah. >> greg: thank you. do you find them to be distractions, maybe that's what trump is saying, a beard is distracting me from your face. >> well,. >> get it out of there. >> i think sometimes it's a welcome distraction, because jd vance, it's a nice beard, but he has sort of a bearded baby look. he looks like a baby. look at his face, that's the face of the baby. >> greg: bearded baby face. >> he needs the beard to look a little bit older, but he does appear to have a jaw line. i have no jaw line, so this is to fake people out, i've seen guys who they shave thei

greg is next to put a smile on your face. have a good one. [ ♪♪ ] [ ♪♪ ] >> greg: yes. yes.all right. don't worry. do not worry there was more than enough of me to go around. happy thursday, everyone. last night in a primetime address at the oval office joe biden said it was time to step aside. this is the most exercise he has had in a while. in the roughly 10 minute address tried and attempted to list his accomplishments that left him with 10 minutes. [applause] i'll take it. during the address by then said he is passing the torch to the next generation. but is not really necessary? it is not like democrats have already been doing a good enough job burning everything to the ground. of course,, joe has a long history with fire. when ever he is in the room people are always lighting matches. [applause] but still he is passing the torch. i suppose he does not want to be cremated. or maybe he does. sceptics claim the address was not life because the time on his watch did not seem to match the time of his speech. at this point who really knows? the white house aides are excited

greg? >> greg: tonight a great show mr. piers morgan., it's greg's fox news. all the breaking news on fox as we go to london's oval stadium. here we have a fox racing across the cricket what do you call pitch? who cares. it's not a real sport anyway. and we best of luck to the fox. >> dana: you know what? hey, we have 10 seconds left. we had a great show and we have more to come. that's it for us, everyone. have great night. >> bret: it really was a great show, dana. >> dana: honestly, we were really good. [laughter] >> bret: all right. thank you. good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. th

greg? >> greg: yes. >> jessica: are you a little coconut pilled at this point? >> greg: not really.ome truth. it can't be forced on you like dark brandon. dark brandon was inorganic. it was thirsty and ultimately deception. it was designed to make you think somehow biden was edgy instead of demented. so i don't know how these memes actually help her because they speak to a truth that she's an unserious person. the laughter is the thing that people will immediately go, please make this end. sorry to pee on your coconut parade, jessica. >> jessica: it's all right, that's what i expect from you. dana, one of the great things about the internet, anyone can get it -- >> dana: rural america. >> jessica: no, they have expanded broadband -- i don't need to -- awkwardness is an asset on the internet. and you are seeing that. >> dana: all right, i'm just saying if i was going to be the first woman president, i would really want to be taken seriously. i am for memes. whatever. but if you are too online and just focused on the too online audience on both sides, you are going to lose a whole bun

it's just enough. >> greg: just enough. if you think about that 85%, america saw biden, sometimes for the first time, they got into the race with the first debate. you can't gaslighted a country, 300 million people. >> richard: i mean, you can't unsee the debate. that's true. listen, i'm not sure i fully subscribed to what jen psaki is saying, but you say she is the dei vice president, you feel the argument that jen psaki is making. she is the vice president, she is not a dei higher, she is a former prosecutor, the first ag, the first african american first woman ag of california. she is a slew of accomplishments. she brought down -- she brought up the conviction rate in san francisco. beyond that, she has been the sharp edge of the biden white house when it comes -- >> greg: why was she selected as vp? >> richard: because she is qualified. >> greg: joe biden made it clear -- >> richard: and to be fair, i could spend this whole segment, or read my piece on foxnews.com where i talk about her, but let's also remember that one

>> greg: it's a shot of -- >> judge jeanine: bitter! >> greg: it's only -- never mind. judge?ybody likes, that has the arch that's kind of, you know. >> greg: i was supposed to have a statue, jesse. what happened to that? >> jesse: it's in the works. but because of inflation it is getting very expensive. >> katie: don't you have a bottle had? >> greg: and also a doll. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ ( ♪ ♪ ) start your day with nature made. the #1 pharmacist recommended vitamin and supplement brand. dad is a legend. and his legendary moves might be passed down to you. get ancestrydna and see which traits were inherited, where they came from, and who you share them with. discover what makes you legendary with ancestrydna. (vo) if you have graves' disease... ...and blurry vision, you need clear answers. people with graves' could also get thyroid eye disease, or t-e-d, which may need a different doctor. find a t-e-d eye specialist at isitted.com ♪ ♪ >> jesse: it's time now for "one more thing," greg, greg. us before we have a great show, we have dagen mcdowell, andrew, cat tif is

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i invite you to try, greg. >> greg: i disagree with every single thing you said, i don't know why., they're the victims. guy gets shot, and they're the victims. oh, they took us off the air. it's not about you, you chuckle heads. >> who was that other guy. >> willy geist. >> seemed a little uncomfortable to me. i don't want to get in trouble for this. i feel like it's all because they had a romantic sexual relationship and the bosses were like they didn't care and let them keep doing their show. it doesn't usually happen, so i think they can do and say whatever they want. next time i'll quit, nobody quits tv, they're not quitting tv, that's an empty threat. >> what are those two going to do? >> rumble. >> i don't know. >> podcast on rumble. they're not going to do that, they're not going to do that. >> you say rumble like it's a bad thing. >> a lot of people are very successful on rumble, but i don't think that's what they're going to do. >> here is a scenario. >> do i have to wait to be called on. >> i want you to jump on in, just like fox and friend, when you interrupt everybody

. >> neil: sorry that time is tight, the five is now ♪ ♪ >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld along with judge jeaninero, harold ford, jr., jesse watters and dana perino. ♪ ♪ my doppelgaenger george clooney and nancy pelosi dropping nukes that could incinerate joe biden's tanking campaign. the big guy will come think thig he had survived a democratic mutiny, then nancy shows up on his favorite show tonight him in the back to. >> what's up to the president to decide if he is going to run. we are all encouraging him to make that decision, because time is running short. >> do you want him to run? >> i want him to do whatever he decides to do. let's hold off. whatever you are thinking, either tell somebody privately but you don't have to put that out on the table until we see how it goes this week. >> greg: she's not in the mood to elaborate more on her biden backstab of. >> do believe in waiting so l long -- >> in my speaking english to you? i'm not going to be making any statements right now in the hallway. to a person i've never met before, a total stranger. >> greg: that is interesting, not long after

: they took your vaped. >> kellyanne: thank you, greg. in milwaukee, wisconsin, a table full of vapes and they made people cough up, pun intended. we are worried about vapes and not worried about a range finder? the other thing is jerry nadler. i am so sick and tired of this quote being twisted and lied about that trump is calling for a bloodbath if he doesn't win. that was a specific quote of the auto industry, if i don't win, there'll be a bloodbath in the auto industry, it wasn't literal, you are not going to do well, fact-check true, but nadler said something very important. he said it's not surprising there would have been assassination attempt. no kidding, but not for the reasons you say. you have insulted, investigated, convicted, removed from the ballot, removed him from social media apps. what did he think was going to happen when kathy, what is her name, actually, griffin -- >> greg: the headless -- >> kellyanne: the southard head. ever since then, christopher wray said some thing today, it's a dangerous time to be a prominent p

>> greg: $2 billion worth of damages peaceful?like saying jonestown was just a slumber party. but once again, joe lied. nineteen people were killed in the first two weeks of the 2020 riots and trump called on the national guard to quell the violence in portland but democrat leadership turned it down. but joe does not care because all he has left his race baiting and now he admits he ran as a transitional candidate, but won't leave because he did not expect it to be this divided. >> when i originally ran, i said i would be a transitional candidate. i thought i would be able to move from this, pass it on to someone else. but i did not anticipate things getting so, so, so divided. >> greg: he's surprised by this division? it's like an arsonist who did not expected to get so hot. this guy shits himself literally and figuratively and has a disaster zoom call with congressional democrats over the weekend that was even worse than the debate. and i've pissed out kidney stones there weren't as bad as the debate. during the call biden yelle

>> shannon: i played -- >> greg: oh, wow.essica: no. i didn't want to participate in most things, so i probably cried my way out of it. no talent show, but i did sports stuff. >> greg: don't try to change the subject. typical liberal appeared kennedy? >> kennedy: eighth grade, we did a lip-sync, me and my best friend. >> greg: i did eighth grade game show called "up your income." i wore my mom's wig. she had a wake and i wore it. and at the end i get killed. >> shannon: oh, no beards >> greg: saint gregory's in san mateo. yes, it was. i know. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ hi, i'm greg. i live in bloomington, illinois. i'm not an actor. i'm just a regular person. some people say, "why should i take prevagen? i don't have a problem with my memory." memory loss is, is not something that occurs overnight. i started noticing subtle lapses in memory. i want people to know that prevagen has worked for me. it's helped my memory. it's helped my cognitive qualities. give it a try. i want it to help you just like it has helped me. pr

>> greg: i do.y assassination is a deepfake did you know the msnbc crew is not in milwaukee but the studio is set up is a cheap fake. they put up an arena of the rnc convention behind them but they are in new york. they are not even here! >> greg: are you serious? >> judge jeanine: that's insane! >> jesse: would you rather catch a bullet or catch covid? i know my answer. that joe biden had covid and did not know he had it. he had to get tested. i think trump knew he got shot in the ear. trump was tackled and rushed it to hospital. biden got on the plane and went to delaware. which is worse? trump came this close to a funeral and biden had a runny nose. >> judge jeanine: harold, you cannot deny the reality. a bullet could not stop trump but a virus just stopped biden. >> harold: we cheapen a moment and the president of the united states, someone tried to kill him last saturday. we remember, i remember where i was. i was thrilled and he's blessed to be alive by the slight turn of his head. that's what

it is biden gate. >> greg: way worse.is like a guyana rowboat with a teacup trying to get the water out that is sinking. you can get out and leave. instead he's trying -- it is really sad and infuriating to see what's going on. he's got to go. this reminds me of the andrew cuomo progression. there is no way to turn this thing around once it starts. it's way worse than that. >> jesse: that guys think they can say, yeah, blame the dead guy and walk away. you can't get away with that. >> dana: you cannot get away with that. coming up, another shocking report on biden's decline. he needs some pictures to show him how to walk to a podium. ♪ ♪ liberty mutual customized my car insurance and i saved hundreds. with all the money i saved i thought i'd buy stilts. being so tall definitely has its advantages. oh whoa. here you go, kiddo. thanks. hi honey ready to go? yup. there it is, there it is... ahhh...here we go. i guess it also has some disadvantages. yes it does. only pay for what you need. ♪liberty. liberty. liberty, liberty.

let's go. >> greg: let's go.e is ready to take on donald trump in a debate as the former president puts a spotlight on how kamala may be commie-law. trump has been rattling away at her record. >> the most incompetent and far left vice president in american history. she is a radical left lunatic who will destroy our country. altria now and ultraliberal politician. she doesn't believe it, if she ever got in she would destroy this country so fast. >> greg: trump will let voters forget how kamala pulled a weekend at bernie's. >> perpetrating the biggest scandal in american history. for three and half years harris lied to the public to cover up joe biden's mental unfitness. if s kamala will lie to you abot biden's mental capacity, she will lie about anything. she can never ever be trusted butte >> greg: hoax persuasion, very good. dana, he is a very persuasive speaker and talks about her being a lunatic and a communist. does that work on people who maybe aren't familiar with her? doesn't only appeal to knuckleheads li

>> jesse: greg, are you ready? >> greg: i am.ist and gender narrative while they start the ageist narratives that we can point them out for. so it's okay to go after an older gentleman but then you accuse people of mispronouncing -- people mispronounce my name all the time. usually at klan rallies. [laughter] it is amazing. you mentioned it in the le a bl, the lockstep in the media. i don't know how the talking points are doled out and how almost immediately they repeat them, but i've been doing this for like 17 years. i've never received a talking point from anybody. i don't think anybody here has. there's no ground zero for us on talking points. there is no matters or soros organization that tells us how to operate. maybe that's because they know as righties we have guns. but i do love -- i always like it when -- i guess over the weekend joe said he had insiders in the republican party, and she does the same thing. i think they are talking to each other. that is there insider. that is their little -- exactly. >> jesse: dana, th

and overthrowing greg is in the green room, avenue decided there is bd and a.nd after debate. >> greg: this on what he said, you said bd something else. >> dana: i did not, i don't even know that means b5 so bd, before debate at its replay of 2020 without the covid-19. and ad is know, we have somebody inside of the white house as is only dependably engage from 10 until 4:00 pm, we have adversaries, putin making a move on the children's hospital, we have the nato leaders who after debate back ad, told reporters on background, we were kind of surprised, kinda worried about him in europe, and out of the will beat with him of this week? the cans answer questions? now without a biden is raising the stakes so high for this press conference on thursday, 5:30 pm, i just don't understand how the white house can make everything worse. my last point about this, is we are taught to respect our elders and take care of people. and help them. what we have done and started because of the joe biden family decisions and the white house communications team covering it up, we are

greg? >> greg: tonight another great show. timpf and tyrus. that's tonight. let's do this. greg's absolutely disgusting news. this is going to make you throw up through your eyeballs. check out this little fella. a little baby hippo. taking her first bath. might be the cutest thing in the entire world. this is at the berlin zoo. yes, that's in germany, joey, they have zoos there. can you say zoo? >> times. >> okay. they're also asking for suggestions for this little feller. and don't say adolf. >> judge jeanine: okay. all right. officers in crawford, missouri, encountered something out of this world when they pulled over a vehicle resembling a ufo. the vehicle was spotted committing a lane violation because of its large size. and it also had an expired license plate and, according to the chief, these friendly human noise have come in peace. the driver was provided with a written warning for violations and told, please, do not invade our planet. >> richard: a glove being put up for auction belonging to wily mayse. step up and g

greg — nationals in sweden. thank you very much. greg -- _ nationals in sweden.ch, greg -- suspected _ nationals in sweden. thank you very much, greg -- suspected british - much, greg —— suspected british nationals. that is greg mckenzie there. to the us now. on his return to the campaign trail in nevada, president biden has been calling for a ban on the type of gun that was used in the attack on his rival donald trump. we must stand against violence in america. join me in getting these weapons of war off the streets in america. , the assault weapons that have killed so many people, including children. it is time to outlaw them! i did it once and i will do it again. more now on the england manager gareth southgate resigning, just two days after england lost to spain in the euros final. in a statement, he said, "it's time for change, and for a new chapter." greg dyke is the former chairman of the english football association. he gave me his reaction to gareth southgate's resignation. i wasn't surprised. i think he would have stepped down even if they'd won the tou

>> greg: that's taxi. >> jessie: you're a little older than i am.i think it was directed by barack to do it, he's their point man in hollywood's. he goes out and says this and the minute he drops it, all of obama's guys, they all rushed to cnn to say this and then another speechwriter called this guy a cranky old senile crabby fool but he did a great job as president so it's time to get out. then you have the hillary team also leaking polls showing she's doing well and paul begala and carville are on cnn blasting joe biden it's like a pincer movement. the military you get to go armies squeezing the enemy into a killing field that's what's happening. then you have joe biden saying i've decided to end she says no he hasn't. you haven't decided and you are on the clock. it seems like he is realizing the presidency is not the most powerful thing in washington. the democratic machine is. we had a guest on last night that says there's going to be a whistle-blower that's going to come forward soon may be from the security council, may be from the white hou

thing is up next. ♪ ♪ >> dana: time now for "one more thing," greg. >> greg: tonight a great show mike.m. central. you will have all these speeches and stuff. so we're going to be on right after the speeches. i'm going to be sitting here no matter that time it takes. i could be here all night we will be here for that we have gifts for jessica for her return. we didn't get to give them to you before because you had the baby early. so teddy has gifts in here and so do you. we will give them to you tomorrow. jessica, you are next. >> jessica: thank you. i'm thrilled to be back here. i was at home for three months with my gorgeous little girl. teddy and magic merlin. sleep sack. one week picture. clio is loving it. teddy is skeptical. this is them just last week, clio's first day of ballet. and she graduated. clio graduated from her little 2s program. that's all of us there. and with my mom on mother's day. lots of estrogen happening at the house. yeah, but it's been great. >> congratulations, wonderful. >> judge jeanine: wonderful. >> dana: jessica, one quick comment. >> jesse: tonight, v

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>> shannon: i played -- >> greg: oh, wow.idn't want to participate in most things, so i probably cried my way out of it. no talent show, but i did sports stuff. >> greg: don't try to change the subject. typical liberal appeared kennedy? >> kennedy: eighth grade, we did a lip-sync, me and my best friend. >> greg: i did eighth grade game show called "up your income." i wore my mom's wig. she had a wake and i wore it. and at the end i get killed. >> shannon: oh, no beards >> greg: saint gregory's in san mateo. yes, it was. i know. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ power outages can be unpredictable, inconvenient, and disruptive to your life, posing a real threat to your family's comfort and safety. when the power goes out, you have no lights, no refrigeration, no heating or air conditioning. the winds are not letting up at all here. we're going to see some power outages. number one thing to prepare for is extended power outages. are you prepared? you can be with a generac home standby generator. when a power outage occurs, your g

. >> reporter: sniper greg nicol took these images of the shooter. >> we had a text group between the local snipers that were on scene. i send the pictures out to that group and advised them of what i noticed and what i had seen. i then was texted back and said call it into command. i then called it into the command via radio, and -- and they acknowledged. >> what do you think is transpiring once you send in what you've sent in? >> i assumed that there would be somebody coming out, to you know, speak with this individual or, you know, find out what's going on. >> how do you know if greg's concerns about crooks are being relayed properly? >> we don't. >> reporter: it's not clear whether the cirque seek received those warnings from. where they were, the beaver county swath team says they had no view of the roof. >> use this ladder. >> greg and i had a discussion as soon as we got there. we felt that those were the wrong locations. >> could you ever tell anybody or call the secret service and say i don't know if this is the best place for me? >> no, we had no contact with the secret serv

i was left over from last week, bat greg rotors? is jd vance, and marine whose story personifies the american dream, weird? could it be the prior democratic message that trump and is jd vance worth had to democracy was going as well as michael moore in the new beach? only showing that next shot for you guys. they needed and rebranded, like securing a polio. >> what? [ scattered applause ] >> brian: give me a second... and the democrats needed a new way to convince as they have a heads the presidents dementia is everyday americans should trust. it is sure looking that way is it not? and calling anybody weird strikes you as a bizarre, welcome to normal, scientific terms and pretty sure is called projection, taking negative traits of your own and opposing them on others, it's like one gutfeld because of any short, ugly and down. [ laughter ] for the record, tyrus did laugh, he just covered his face. or it's like the cast of the view calling trump bad, edit not want to make a view joke, manning all guests you are my witness, to get quic

>> greg: i turn 42 i will take th e compliment.eg: stick to the issues. >> i turn 36 on october 29urup.e >> leonardo dicaprio would say you are both too old.y the democratic party pushed her aside being the female of color. >> she's the best choice i feel like wsh h>> se should stop makn of biden if she is the nominee everyone who opposes her is a racist and sexist they will be pay dash replay the obama stuff anything critical you are just a racistl .us all they will do is go after women to make them feel guilty we have to vote for her because we all share ovaries. supposedly if you believe that's .hat makes a woman >> greg: i don't condone sharing ovaries. jeff, will she be at the top o f the ticket? >> 's i think they will take care of the problem before it gets to that. but it does have anna nicole toh vibes. why does everybody act like i have something to gain about his age? everybody dropped the age hi thing. yes you will be the president that is what is happenin g butut she keeps acting like that's not what is happening. you

may god bless them and may god bless the united states thank you for being with greg gutfeld is up next you will get a great smile from that. [ ♪ ] >> okay tomorrow is july 4th and president biden is already celebrating. and dc politicians are enjoying barbecues many roasting hot dogs in jerry nadler's pants. with the fourth upon us it's time for than nathan's hot dog eating contest. thankfully they have a good replacement for joey chestnut. >>> after biden's disastrous debate the first lady was on the vote biden had his own postdebate photo shoot. biden is having a pretaped interview with george stephanopoulos so weak and stupid that joe will go easy on him. shorter than me. many democrats hoping biden will be replaced with youngblood in the race prompting 1 tendered to get a transfusion from local orphans. bad news for gavin newsom recently it surfaced he dated 19-year-old at 31 had an affair with a campaign staffer or as hunter biden calls it amateur hour. >>> right now democrats seem more confused than ill han omar on their wedding night. the democrats trying to figure out what just

. >> greg: right i'm favoured to win the world's ugliest man contest man did they get a rude awakeningrse than a wet and i asked taylor swift to leave before breakfast. it turns out joe is that a sharp as a blob of jell-o and half as sturdy. the rest of us have a few questions of her own number 1 erected at the media who claim to be shocked by biden's dementia are you kidding me by the way the same question biden's pants ask every day. i'm joking pants can't talk. but the idea of the media shocked seems i can other cover the same people who told us joe is about to get his black belt in brazilian jujitsu now expect us to believe they had no idea joe had the brain matter. what we want to know is number 1 who orchestrated the scam. who put out the talking points telling us that joe was fdr when he was really doa. suddenly they are all on the same page is that the media so far behind the rest of us they come off as clueless bubblewrap to lapdogs. or if they shifted to covering up the covering up circling the wagons around the crime scene they helped create. >> it's not honest to say this i

>> greg: i don't know. it's -- joe, i don't think it's possible for them -- by the way, there is nothing better than an ultimatum, when somebody does say to you, if you don't do this, i'm leaving. you might not be aware that people want you to leave and you just gave it to them. i had a guy that worked for me, when i worked in magazines, who said why don't you just fire me, and i fired him. that was really enjoyable, and joe don't take that personally, but can you meet with me after the show, just -- >> right. >> greg, i'm going to switch the subject here, greg, my favourite part of this story was that nsnbc thought they can pull a fast one on joe scarborough. why would anyone think that, after joe biden just made him think that he was see nile. >> or not senile. man, that's why nobody laughed [ laughter ] >> normally we would fix that in post. we're live, joe, that joke just went whoa. you know what, that was a joke version of an iranian helicopter. >> i'll see you after the show, greg [ laughter ] >> i th

greg? >> greg: tonight. what a show. brian kilmeade is back and smellier than ever.at timpf. hey, let's do this. greg's what the heck is that? this little fellow got a bum wrap for a couple of years. take a look at this little baby. what the hell is that, you say? what do you think it is? >> armadillo? >> it's a pangolin. >> jesse: the one that gave us covid? >> greg: they did not give us covid. this little fellow had enough problems. they are endangered people go after them. try to make them into jewelry. >> judge jeanine: what did they do? >> hate crime. >> greg: just living their lives. having a good time. that little pangolin there has more common sense than joe biden. >> jesse: pangolin for president. judge jeanine? >> judge jeanine: i don't know about you but i hated the dentist. lambma. the vet shows up and jeffrey, fled his enclosure seeing the veterinarian approach him for a teeth cleaning. police were able to catch him and jeffrey hasn't brushed or flossed twice day and embarrassed that the whole barn would know and that's the end of that. >> jesse: if you

let's get right to greg jarrot. we want greg's reaction to this. greg thank you so much for joining the "evening edit" as we're looking at a live shot of the republican national convention. you know, let's get back to the assassination attempt on president trump. you know the us air force greeted the president, arriving in milwaukee today. greg, what was your reaction when you first heard about the attempted assassination of president trump? he's now really emphasizing a show of force and unity greg. >> yeah, i think it really changes the dynamics, not just of this republican convention, which will now focus more on unity than anything else, but ia perceived weak incumbent president in joe biden whose struggling to make sense and be coherent in his responses, and then you have donald trump whose standing up there defiant with , unphased. he's focused on let's fight. fight for our principles here. reminding me of teddy roosevelt when he was shot just before a speech and proceeded to give the speech with a bullet in his chest and he said a bullet wil

well, now we are hearing greg clark. _ inquiry. well, now we are hearing greg clark. the — inquiry.earing greg clark, the fact that - inquiry. well, now we are hearing greg clark, the fact that both - inquiry. well, now we are hearing greg clark, the fact that both he l greg clark, the fact that both he and vince cable are appearing today is a reminder of how long the scandal went on for, and the fact that it happened across the oversight of several governments of various parties. greg clark was the business secretary as well, a cabinet member under theresa may as part of that conservative government. what he is being asked is what he knew and order was flagged up to him. what we have been hearing from several ministers, both junior ministers and secretaries of state, is that civil servants didn't flag up to them how serious the issues were, and what the inquiry counsel is trying to do right now is go across the letters, the information that was presented to greg clark, to understand whether he should have been across this more closely. should have been across this more closel . �*

greg, greg, the world health organization says that more than 25000000 people are in desperate need of aid in the d. r. c. and the more than a 1000000 children there are teetering on the brink of a cute malnutrition. i wonder if you could just give our viewers a snapshot from, from your point of view as to how dire the situation has gone. whether such as 6 are, are accurate and the situation is truly dire. 7.4000000 people are displaced from their homes, leading conflict more than half of them children. as recently, visiting the camps outside of coma. and you see children sleeping on basically bare law with a bit of shooting attempt. not enough to eat, not enough water out of school. desperate need of health care. people need the assistance they need piece and they need somebody to turn assistance just to help with basic survive. chris, so i wonder if you could, could also sort of help us understand just how bad the situation has gotten when it comes to when it comes to the violence. how volatile have things gotten? how much is fighting escalated between the congolese army and in 23 fi

e is thinner than greg's patience. new york bestselling authoa rtok and fox news contributor kat timpf is here. ladies and gentlemenatre. and grizzly bears play dead around 10 a.m. "new york times" best seller, author, comedian, former nwathe world champion gr is all right. >> tom, what's wrong with being weird? >> w you know what? you made so many good points in that monologue. you mayei if i can try to mak some other alternate points. the first point you made, which is excellent, is thacat they gae him a kind of a downgrade. you know, they went from dictatorit d down to weird.rd >> now it proves they're not really concerned that he was going to be a dictator because then, you know, if they go to weird. the other thinecause ig is if they're attacking his running mate, then again, it doesn't mean i thought they were worried about trump. so why are they attacking the running mate? i thinabout trump?are theyk thep is very strong, especially in those swing i states they nen so badly. the other thing is it's kind of femini