>> greg: cat?t like, how are you? [laughter] >> greg: tyrus? >> greg: how to convince your wife is a good idea to have a threesome. >> greg: vintcent? >> no seriously, where is joe biden? >> greg: the question that the couple asked was, we would really love to know what your plan is to lower the cost of living. >> greg: i was right. >> greg: here's the next clip, this answer went on for 3 minutes, here are the low lights. >> it is a wonderful and important question. you know my background was as a prosecutor and i was also the elected attorney general for two terms of the border state. so this is not a theoretical issue for me, this is something i worked on. sadly, where we are now can be traced most recently back to the fact that when the united states congress members -- members of the congress, particularly conservative republicans came up with a border security bill and donald trump called those up and said don't put that built on the floor for a vote, he blocked the bill. and you know why? bec

(laughter). >> greg: yeah. 72 hours since cnn announced it was bringing back brian stelter, and their bathroom custodian has committed suicide. (laughter). >> greg: this week, kamala harris received two ringing endorsements from vladimir putin and liz chaney. i like that they have her name there. so you don't get confused. i bet you didn't know that vladimir and liz had so much in common. but here is vlad and liz in happier times. >> oh, gloves are off today. you are bare knuckle fighting tonight. >> greg: yeah. yeah. this week, kamala harris went to debate camp where one of her goals is to show the difference between her and joe biden. to do this her team will acknowledge joe biden's grandchild. yeah, stings! >> cold-blooded. >> greg: a new study shows florida is the most fun state to visit in the u.s.! [ cheering and applause ]. >> greg: gotta believe it has something to do with all the hot chicks! [ cheering and applause ]. >> hey, that's my base. that's my base. >> greg: george clooney compared joe biden to

>> greg: yeah!laughter] tony orlando? his -- sorry. [laughter] happy monday, everyone. so with kamala harris preparing for tomorrow's debate at a former aide to hillary clinton is playing trump in mock rehearsals. so if harris loses in that guy goes missing, you know who to blame. [laughter] i'm not saying she kills people. but i'm not not saying it. know the debate is planned for 90 minutes which gives kamala's has been dug enough time to knock up three nineties. [laughter] meantime donald trump is busy trying to make kamala feel at home by also knocking up in 90. [laughter] the debate is expected to feature two commercial breaks one break to take kamala's wine order, and the other to take her second wine order. nancy pelosi claim that trump might get the debate, saying "i know cowardice when i see it." drew clark is the fear that she seize on her husband's eyes when she puts on a one-piece. [laughter] [applause] "you discussed me expo one times -- posters claim harris is falling behind among male

skype blue. >> i am not a model, greg. >> greg: yes, you are.ow what to follow that up with. >> it is interesting we talk about how sexy i am because that contrast the strategies between harris and trump running for president. harris is running to hook up on election night she will tell thank lies, trump is running for a good four year relationship so he is telling you hard truths. when hear he says i do not want to ban fracking that is likely saying i am a moving producer, secret agent, that does not have toenail fungus. when trump says we will have to shoot some drug dealers in the head? that is like me saying do not spend it so much money on your nails and handbags it is stupid and nobody cares. [laughter] >> greg: you do not realize how brilliant that analogy is. i am so going to repeat that word for word tomorrow. and i'm going to take credit for it. >> that is fair enough uri boss -- you are my boss. >> greg: do not forget she is angling for a one-night stand. and you are expecting a four-year relationship from him you are expecting specif

>> jessica: they always fake it, greg. >> greg: always fake it. happy birthday.

>> greg: yes! listen to any device, correct. does he listen to you? >> at times he what yes, but he knows what to do. >> greg: but the thing is, do you think it would be wise to shift your sensibilities or your strategy when it kamala is so different than joe? joe biden is a corpse, she is not a corpse. but he was completely the same person, yet they say he was angry paired he wasn't angry, same guy pick sure and he addressed a little bit? a. >> look he could practice pivot points when it kamala harris makes an attack, practice the pivot point. that's what happened before the second debate of the joe biden, it worked. he did not have to have a mock debate, he needed a game changes, paving points pick but look trump is who he is, you have not noticed that by now i feel bad for you. he is a fighter, he's a brash, but he is a fighter. he will fight every grocery bill to come down, he will fight against north korea, he will fight when it counts it when i did against kamala harris. but what i took from

>> greg: where is she. >> that's what i want to know. >> greg: issue watching nothing but the hallmark answer, jamie! >> first of all there's nothing wrong with the hallmark channel. >> it's the only channel in the world were you can find attractive 40 -year-olds. >> greg: wow. >> that's not true. there are attractive 40 -year-olds everywhere. >> if you watch the hallmark movies like i do, you know that for some reason every woman in the town is 40 years old with a lot of makeup and works in a coffee shop and gave a huge job in the city. >> greg: that's true. >> yeah, yeah! >> i know but for some reason -- the only thing wrong with the man in the city is that he has to work sometimes. >> yeah, yeah. >> greg: >> he and i were working on a special, we were going to be two detectives in hallmark land. faster than the speed of bullets >> greg: that's nice. i don't know where this topic came from. >> we were talking about hillary catches got four memoirs and everyone of them is frustrating because none of them end with her being president. >> greg: yes, exactly! that's why she has to keep w

diana lovejoy's husband, greg mulvihill. >> he said his fred -- friend greg mulvihill was shot and neededely. >> reporter: she learned when the first officer got the scene , he found greg in his car, bleeding from a gunshot wound. >> he was shot in the left side of his chest and the bullet went essentially into the front and out through the back. >> reporter: while greg was rushed to the hospital, a s.w.a.t. team come the hillside where he had been shot. to the from the shooter? >> no. vanished. >> reporter: but she had a detailed i was curious. when the 911 call about the shooting came in, the situation immediately rang a bell with the dispatchers. >> greg mulvihill called dispatchers earlier in the evening to ask for advice. he received a phone call from an unknown person stating that person was a private investigator and had some information. >> reporter: greg said the mysterious caller was a man with a deep voice, who claimed to have documents that greg would want to see. greg got the impression, it was evidence that could be used against him in his custody battle with diana. the man

animal friends ♪ ♪ celebrate greg's animal friends ♪ >> greg: yes!time for greg's animal friends. all right brett, what you have for us today, tonight? >> this is something exciting for the audience. here is a man that is apparently so lazy when taking his dog for a walk he actually ties a plastic bag so that he doesn't have to clean up. brutal. >> greg: i think they call this jerry nadler. does that even work? >> come on, look, this is cruel. i just got a new puppy, i'm excited. my condo was basically like one big right now. but this is cruel, this is too cruel, i cannot do that to her. >> greg: brett, you really need an adorable little puppy? >> always! always! >> greg: all right. >> check out otis the docs and. -- it's like some redneck because the dog is so precious. at the name it a redneck name. his owner taught him to write a skateboard but he has these now be little legs so we can't really push a skateboard and it is just to distract the fact that all wiener dogs have horribly loud barks and they bark all the time at everything. so if you get

>> greg: no.er deep cut talking about guns. >> in the sanctity of your locked home does not mean we will not walk into that home and check to see if you are being responsible and safe in the way you conduct your affairs. >> greg: is that incredible? >> you can try. you know, she uses adjectives so well. i mean, let's chill out here for a minute. she uses adjectives better than anybody i had never seen before. with as many adjectives as she uses she cannot explain [bleep] to anybody. but to uses adjectives which describe situations. she used them like riddles. she just said i don't know what she just said. >> greg: it is true. >> it is a glistening, dewy... i know this is crazy but this would be the time to use a pronoun. >> greg: yes. coming up, they are holding p diddy in the of new york city. >> announcer: if you will be in the new york area and would like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.com/gutfeld and click on the link to see our studio audience. ok, here is your paperwork, if you want to

[applause] greg gutfeld's next. have a great night everybody. [ ♪ ] [ applause ] >> greg: thank you. can somebody help that poor woman who fainted? happy thursday everyone. this fall, chris christie will teacher's class at el on how to run a political campaign. he will discuss everything he's ever done and then say don't do that. the class will only be open to ten students because that's the most that will fit in there with him. the class will be very inclusive considering he is fluent in over eight sandwiches. [ laughter ] and any student bringing an apple should be aware he won't accept it unless it's dipped in caramel. >> he's a friend. >> greg: kamala harris has been criticized for bringing tim walz along with her for tonight interview but supporters say america is used to her dragging around a creepy old white guy. [ applause ] >> greg: she claimed she once worked at mcdonald's but people are finding it very hard to verify this although one former employee says she did put him in jail. why would she lie? anyway

>> greg: i don't care.> dana: let's see you are acting. >> greg: this is what i call the artificial stance. i'm so tired of famous people who have a problem when they run into somebody that is more famous than they are. as if their superstardom is put in some kind of perspective and they can handle it, whether it is howard stern or jimmy kimmel, they hate trump because he is larger-than-life. it happens to you, jesse, what i am here, especially now i have trump on my show. >> jesse: that's why i like on fridays when you are not here. can we just have tyrus? >> greg: all actors have an imposter syndrome, and it's like they run into somebody that is not an actor but is well known, it kind of flips them out. >> jesse: what kind of syndromes do comedians have? >> greg: comedians, i don't -- they have -- >> jesse: or complexes? >> dana: because they think they can play a president on tv, it wouldn't be that hard to actually be the president? >> greg: yes, then they -- >> harold: president trump attacked him, too

i think it's a vote against trump. >> greg: greg i was misquoted.heering and applause] i will not be besmirched. sorry, please carry on. >> kat what do you think has changed? is this an earnest transformation? >> nothing has changed. but she just carve that lane for herself where she's the anti-trump lady so she has to keep going with that. she is into deep at this point. i say this over and over again, how i don't like the retic of somebody dangerous. i don't like it when either side doesn't. especially weird if it cheney does it. like you guys love war. so for me, thinking about all of this, ugh. >> her dad shot some buddy in the face. >> don't have to be so serious but people's sons have to go fight this war. calling it someone dangerous, ugh, all of it. but we're talking about it what she wanted. >> greg: that's true. i guess we learned nothing than. [laughter] >> we learned that people like to misquote people around here. >> greg: that is true. [laughter] heather zumarraga you make me sick. up next science plays a part. proving i'm hot and smar

greg: [applause] >> greg: out of time. thank you!e gallagher it is 11:00 pm on the eas

i should have stopped three jokes ago. >> greg: but they appreciate it. >> greg, can i? a standup comedian doing a whole set right after me. it makes me look boring by comparison. go to somebody else and then. >> greg: your movie is number 4 i can't make a homemade porno so we're talking about it. >> greg: this -- these people. do you know this topic will make you smile. this was edited to make her look better about the garbage that she scouted? >> i grew up a middle-class kid is that not good enough of an answer? >> it is for a presidential candidate. also lawns, to people have lawns? she was like okay she said specifics but she said she grew up in a middle-class kid and people care about their lawns. and she talks about the opportunity economy. but i am still really unclear on what that is. >> greg: yes. >> i think it is interesting because biden set the bar in an interesting place for what is acceptable in an interview to say. but he is old. there was that excuse i don't know with her and the excuses but there were these follow-up questions like that was not what i as

>> greg: a karen? >> mr.mp: and sent the picture to the sheriff, a great sheriff, and sent the pictures to the sheriff's office. they got him in a high speed chase down the highway. who would do that? they said out of a thousand incidents with that ever happened. they said very rarely. she is very much a heroine. [applause] >> greg: it blows my mind how you take these events so, not lightly, but almost casually, i get more angry when my pant pocket gets caught on a doorknob. i get more angry about that then you get angry about getting shot at. how do you process that? >> mr. trump: number 1 i don't have a choice. what am i going to do? it was interesting, i was thinking a lot about it over the last period of time since butler and being president is a very dangerous job. because it with the race car driver that is a dangerous drug. one-tenth of 1% die. with a bull rider, i think bull riding looks pretty scary, right? a little bit more than that died. with the president, what is it? 6% or 7%? it is the most dan

>> greg: that the winter so far. >> jesse: greg and joe biden have so much in common.eir wives tell them what to do. they need cheat sheets to do their job. and they use to pal around with segregationists. [laughter] >> jessica: really good one. >> greg: who is a segregationist? that's good. >> dana: that's pretty good p.r. you've done, jesse? jessica? >> jessica: you can tell greg is turning 60 because he can't hear the music he picks. [laughter] >> dana: i like that one. >> jessica: this one is also true. you always misquote me from the green room, always, but it's okay. you're just too old to remember what i said. and lastly, and this is genuinely true, people ask me what it's like to debate you on "the five" come and i say, no problemo, i have a toddler. >> dana: there we go. brian, you better bring it. >> brian: extra nine hours for this 5 minutes, are you ready? when we go out on location people always say what is the problem with you and greg? what is it like with greg? the question i always get is why is he dressed like he dresses? like an out of where landscap

>> greg: jalon walker just goes around the line. that's the speed rush that gave kentucky so many fits against south carolina. walker, one of the most explosive edge defenders in the pass rush in the s.e.c., delivers another big hit. that's four or five he's had against brock vandagriff. >> sean: he's been after him with regularly in the fourth quarter, especially. 3:03 to go, eight yards to go, wilson berry is on. there's a smattering of boos from the crowd. fourth punt for berry. anthony evans back deep. there's a flag down. whistle stops the play. >> referee: prior to the snap, false start kicking team. five-yard penalty. still fourth down. reset the game clock to 3:03. >> sean: line of scrimmage now, kentucky's 48. evans, fair catch, just inside the 15. time for tonight's sonic drive-in recap. >> greg: the last couple of drives for georgia starting to figure it out along the offensive line. the running game. they lean on trevor etienne, the transfer from florida. get it to him between the tackles, out in the flat. see what he do

. >> greg: judge?learned how to sing. i'm tone-deaf. i always wanted to get up on stage and felt one out, but i am tone-deaf. >> jesse: we wish you could carry a tune. >> dana: let's go to karaoke one night. >> jesse: "the five" karaoke. that's a good idea. >> greg: i wish i learned to be selfish. >> judge jeanine: you are such a giving person. >> greg: i can't stop giving. i'm going to give you another question. from who cares, who, what was your favorite children's tv s show? jessica? you can't say "the cosby show." >> jesse: "care bears." i loved "the care bears." >> dana: "care bears," that was my sisters, and i thought they were so dumb. >> greg: warrant they stupid? stupid kids ca loved "the care bears." we called them "the stupid bears." jesse? >> jesse: "smurfs." "he-man." >> jessica: "power rangers?" >> jesse: yeah, "power rangers" come in the '90s when i was four. >> greg: aren't all of the power rangers criminals? >> jesse: that un bill cosby. >> judge jeanine: "the flintstones" beards befor

greg? >> greg: thank you!>> jesse: greg. >> jesse: judge jeanine pirro. >> greg: back to you, jesse peered. >> jesse: he goes in and we think we are getting a trial, not getting a trial. what does this do to the judge? does that change away the judge is going to sentence? >> judge jeanine: any time you get to the day of trial and have a jury waiting there, usually well over 100 people, the whole ambience of the courthouse changes bear the prosecutors are on their game get abbe lowell should be on his game except abl knew he wasn't going to be trying or defending hunter biden, so the issue that is so shocking is that these two, the prosecution and abbe lowell, had conspired to have this plea deal that had never been done in the history of the department of justice, to pull the wool over the judge's eyes. judge saw through it. they were trying to give hunter immunity in perpetuity, which means forever, and in the end, the judge threw it out, okay? so now what you've got is they come in and they say we wanted alf

>> greg: yes. >> judge jeanine: smoking. >> greg: you regret quitting? >> judge jeanine: yeah!u. >> harold: that's not a regret -- >> judge jeanine: that's a regret appeared every time i smell a cigarette i want -- >> greg: smoking adds years to your life, kids. i'm joking. that's a great thing about live shows. jesse, it is hard to quit something when you never start something. >> jesse: that's true. i would say heroine. it was so good and then i gave it up because it is bad, don't you just miss it? >> greg: yes. take that and put that on blogs peer channon? >> shannon: i had a very promising karate career. >> greg: no way! >> shannon: when i was a kid, yes. i should have stuck with it. defend myself around here. >> greg: made a joke one. i have not played guitar in like a year and a half. that is bad. >> shannon: get back on that. >> greg: i have to get back on that, yeah. what is the strangest thing you know way too much about? shannon, i bet you have some weird little thing in your head. >> shannon: i know a lot about the bible. >> harold: that's not strange. >> shannon: pe

that's what greg does. we don't want to know what greg does once he saves the kids.ur labor day special. have a great night. >> and we'll see you tomorrow. we'll se

. >> greg: hi i'm greg gutfeld along with judge judge jeanine pirro jessica tarlov jesse watters and she was once trapped under a pile of pop rocks, dana perino, "the five" ♪ >> greg: it's a make or break night for the candidates and just hours from now kamala harris and donald trump will face off for the very first time in a presidential debate that you can catch right here on fox news. it's not on anywhere else. i'm lying. the don's finally going to get his chance to expose harris scooby doo style and show everyone she's a 11 wing radical hinding behind a moderate rask. but kamala has a shot to dazzle voters who don't know what she stands for. 30% of registered voters say what happens tonight will help them decide on who to vote for. and after dodging the press since she put joe out to pasture, harris will have no choice but to answer the tough questions tonight and she can't blame her hectic schedule this time. >> she has a punishing schedule out and about everywhere, being with the people who she wants to elect her. but i guess, look, tomorrow night it will be on display. it will

all right, greg? >> greg: i'm going to do my show. that was delicious. wild show. a wild show. >> judge jeanine: that's it? >> greg: that's all i got. >> judge jeanine: harold? >> harold: michigan sheriff's deputy named nicole, i hope i'm pronouncing her name correctly. person in that call was having a medical emergency. turned out it was. she leaned over. got in that car, got the car stopped. and they got -- the person got medical help and thank god survived. >> judge jeanine: i did that once on the fdr i went from one car to another. i did. i will tell you who it was in a minute. that's it for us. good night. >> shannon: good evening, welcome to washington. i'm shannon bream in for bret baier. vice president harris gets back on the campaign trail after having a tough tim

. ♪ ♪ >> greg: hi, i'm greg gutfeld on the judge jeanine pirro, held for junior, jesse watters, and auntre her away at picnics, dana perino, "the five." ♪ ♪ harris and trump in a battle over whose policies will fatten your wallet. the vice president in pittsburgh, that's in pennsylvania, dana, to outline her economic vision while suffering from another bout of middle-class kid syndrome. >> i grew up in a middle-class family. we need to grow our middle-class and make sure our economy works for everyone. for donald trump, our economy works best if it works for those who own the big skyscrapers. not those who actually build them. we just need to move past the failed policies that we have proven don't work. >> greg: where was she working the last four years? meanwhile trump was inoculated making his pitch to make it rich. >> kamala goes to work every day in the white house, families are suffering now, so if she has a plan she should stop grandstanding and do it. no vice president in history has done more damage to the united states economy than kamala harris. jimmy carter is the happiest man

greg. gut but the tonight a great show tom shillue, mcdowell, greg get sappy.rmone deficiency. he received a letter from donald trump. >> can you tell who signed that? what do you say to him? >> thank you i love you. >> greg: you dent get to see that very often. what do you think about that shannon? >> shannon: cried. so sweet. >> greg: watch the whole thing. >> shannon: it is very sweet. >> jesse: "jesse watters primetime" we have brett favre, karoline leavitt and michael shellenberger 8 p.m. eastern. no one more thing for me i want to save time for the judge. >> judge jeanine: okay. take a look at these jackasses. ever wonder where the mules running down the street look like. you get a real kick out of this one. monday was the annual pat bureau race in victor, colorado, the donkey's race seven mile terrain on top of historic mining sites and hoof it to the finish line and i am on hannity tonight. [laughter] >> jesse: very good. >> harold: a massachusetts police department found a fool proof way to connect with the community. with free ice cream. this police d

that never happened with you, greg? just show up and -- >> greg: katie?ing to film or take photos of everything. i'm guilty of taking photos, but you know people just paying attention to each other and an event without having their phone out. >> greg: see, i missed the concept of time. things used to be, i can do this when i want to come of this when i want to, but this thing makes you feel like everything is happening at once, so let's sayu are about to leave to go to work, then you go into that that and it beeps and you go over there in constant doing this. it almost feels like you never have enough time to do anything when in fact nothing has really changed, you just have this conception that something has to be done. >> judge jeanine: adhd, because if he didn't have it before, it's happening now p at. >> greg: rewiring our brains. >> katie: people are expecting a response. >> greg: exactly. >> judge jeanine: that's it? >> greg: unfortunately. ♪ ♪ if you have chronic kidney disease, you can reduce the risk of kidney failure with farxiga. because there

on earth. >> greg: skeletons.ns in her closet. >> judge jeanine: donald trump saying -- what did you say? >> greg: she eats humans. >> judge jeanine: donald trump even said you haven't been honest with the american people. she knew what he meant. up next, you will be furious over what the secret service just admitted about the assassination attempt on donald trump. ♪ ♪ liberty mutual customized my car insurance so i saved hundreds. with the money i saved i thought i'd get a wax figure of myself. oh! right in the temporal lobe! beat it, punks! only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty ♪ judge everybody knows and i think agrees july 13 for the failure of the former president got injured a man lost his life and we talk about more recent west student i was interviewing experts who are politically disinterested like former agents this week when i asked them if the latest incident failure or success. they're getting a bad rap but they set themselves up to get lucky and that they got lucky the way

thank do, greg.country uld say is definitely growing on me. look at this festival that thell have. >> it's called fireball fest. it's a riot. they just hurl flamingg d rags and gasoline at each other. gang, you're celebrating a volcaniccelebr eruptiond in that happened back in 1658. they wear thick, wet clothing and gloves to avoid burns. it lasts for 2 hours, about 3000 fireballs soaking in gasoline for a monts soakedha and then they just go off. our gang could do that, jesse.t that's true, althougthat'sh we t burn the tree house down. yep. tonight "jesse watters primetime" doug gimmick doubles a primees, time investigation. the mcdonald's scandale he continues. >> wow. how does it corroborate her lie? you're going to have to watcr l >> okay, jessica. voters, they're going to be hanging on every, jessic word ot one. >> don't lie about mcdonald's, okay se: don'. all right. some bear news, but i have no better thing. i have no bear thing, but it's a bear news thing. you might want to watch your back t

>> greg: would you rather? play that every time i put on msnbc, what i rather start that or start a juice cleanse making love to andrea mitchell. voting for kamala it seems lot more like a different game, like sorry or risk. meanwhile biden was more of a trivial pursuit with time left over for operation. so that's all they need to know ... unless of course the press is her. and there she is. first things first, why are they wearing the latest from the wednesday adam's collection? maybe she knew kamala was going to speak... r.i.p. when did they tape this? in the back room of the home depot? i think they were both sitting on floor model toilets. onto the substance of the interview, there wasn't any. there was more flopping here than your average. if they were any more of a plant she would require watering but at least i didn't... >> looking holistically at the connection between that and housing. and looking holistically at the incentives we in the federal government can create for local and state governments to

greg, you are next. >> greg: his omts are always corny. that's for the kids at home. kat timpf, tyrus, 10:00 p.m. let's do this. ♪ yeah oh, baby. fall's coming and do you know who is enjoying the leaves? look at joy behar out there just. [laughter] frolicking in the leaf pile at the outside the studios in new york. look at her. she can't get it enough. sometimes gets a little confused in the leaf pile. she looking for some food. no crap services is over there, joy that's actually a baby must cox i don't know you knew what that is. the point defiance zoo in tacoma, washington. >> judge jeanine: i would like to get one of those. what did you say it is? >> dana: a brazilian dog is going viral for his foot voluntarily skills. locky has impressed skills athletic sport hybrid of beach volleyball and soccer if you couldn't tell. the 3-year-old pup often partners up in matches owner foot voluntarily coach convenient. can you teach those dogs to do a lot of things. >> judge jeanine: brilliant. number one. >> greg: want to get a brazilian wax? >> dana: organize that for you on

"the five" right now. ♪ ♪ >> greg: hi i'm greg gutfeld along with judge jeanine pirro, harold ford jresse watters, and her life is always under a microscope, dana perino. "the five." ♪ ♪ just moments ago, president trump saying that he feels safe as he storms his old stomping grounds of new york city, where he is said to hold a big rally later tonight. but before that he made one incredibly important pit stop. kicking back with the most handsome host to ever exist. >> mr. p, how is your golf game? >> haven't been thinking about it too much lately. [laughter] i always said golf is a very dangerous game. >> it really is. especially if they are playing with you. >> that's true. >> that was a mean joke? >> pretty sad. >> if they had told you the shooter was there, when you have tried to take him out with your three would? >> i think so. actually, the secret service did a great job. they saw the barrel of the gun, big gun, and it came out through bushes. and how many people would see that? he really was very exceptional to have done it. >> greg: meanwhile, the dems are desperate to control

greg? >> greg: tonight we have a great show.ther brian is on. adam hunter, great comedian. film director star of am i racist matt walsh. am i racist or are you racist? good movie anyway i saw it. kat timpf. and, let's do this. greg firefighters are great. they are great for a lot of reasons but here is some firefighters in brazil. check out what they rescued here. that is a baby marmoset. look at that little fellow, huh? they wrestled it from a forest fire. and they gave it water out of a bottle cap. >> dana: so cute. >> greg: it really is cute. later taken to the veterinary hospital where it was put to death. just kidding. >> dana: you know what? in guest there is also life. celebrate dana's baby brigade continues mackenzie fritz born september 11th at 5:41 a.m. her parents are kelsey and hamilton who are morgan. congratulations to all of the fritz family. don't miss perino on politics with jesse hunt. look jesse is next. >> jesse: look at my daughter's golf swing. strips it. i want to show you so we have for prosperity sake my

given the history with greg, was a family immediately looking to greg as a possible -- >> yes. >> suspect? were some family members convinced that greg must have done this. >> i think if you were pretty, you know, you have to put the blame on someone. 100%. >> how was sandi's family looking at you? >> there were a bunch the thought that i was the person. >> and you are telling everyone, i did not do this. >> right. >> and there were people who are not believing you. >> yeah. you know. i get the fact that, you know, 90% of the time it is the husband or the boyfriend, i get that. but it was not this time. >> did you feel on this case that you target number one? >> yeah. i was the only target. >> reporter: spread greg johnson was wrong about that. flew back to, investigators were uncovering secrets of sandi's . things her estranged husband did not know, that will provide them intriguing new suspects. >> detectives discover what sandi has been hiding. a man named jeff. did he also have a secret? coming up. >> that was suspicious to police that he was not upfront about that. >> reporter: and t

greg? >> greg: tonight jamie lissow, erin perrine, kat timpf and tyrus tonight at 10:00.ng repulsive? check out this creature. uyk. that's a baby pork could you pet. a baby porcupine. born to mom mazi at the san diego zoo. disgustingly cute. >> dana: giving c section. >> judge jeanine: how do they know? jesse? >> jesse: assassination of donald trump new special dropping on fox nation. how a 20-year-old nursing home worker came within millimeters of killing the former president. a murder that would have plunged the nation into unspeakable political crisis and then just two months later another attempt. >> greg: way to blame it on the nursing homes, jesse. tonight, "jesse watters primetime," donald trump jr. at 8:00 p.m. don't miss it. >> judge jeanine: fantastic. harold? >> harold: alexei set the friday monday champion 410 feet into the mediterranean sea with restrictive stuff around him so he couldn't use his hands or his arms. he set a record. he owns 35 world records. congrats to the guy. >> judge jeanine: dana? >> dana: dallas-fort worth think is 100 years old. when sh

okay, so watch me, greg. >> all right.f tigers. >> that's tonight at ten. hey, let's do this, greg. absolutely disgusting news. you want to see seven repulsive. check out this creature. what is that? a baby paw cue pet, as they call it a baby porcupine. >> it's from north american and was born in a c-section. dana. >> born to his mom, maisy, at the san diego zoo. >> porcupines are disgusting. you want to c-section if you're giving birth to a parking? >> oh, they know. >> it's great. all right, jesse. all right. the assassinations of donald trump, that's a new special that's just dropping on fox nation. i'm going to reveal how a 20-year-old nursing home worker came within millimeters of killing the former president. >> a murder that would have plunged the nation into an unspeakable political crisis. >> then, just two months later, another attempt to blame it on the nursing homes. >> yeah. all right. "jesse watters primetime" donald trump jr at 8 p.m.. >> don't miss it. fantastic. carol. russian alexei malkin upset the free

greg's welcome back take a look, everybody. back, everybody hi, bret. >> bret: thanks, greg.

[laughter] >> greg: if they do photo ops, good, fine.member that journalism is profoundly shallow enterprise. days of old, they were blue collar barely educated drinkers with notepads, now over caffeinated, over educated seat warmers whose only angle require they don't have to call anybody. they file stories that are high in sugar and low in substance. it used to be media included people magazine, now they are people magazine. i don't think reporters like to report. they don't. used to be that is how you made your name. as a former veteran journalist, at men's health, i researched abs before anyone else does. there are eight packs. >> dana: how many minutes to get to one? >> greg: five, five minutes of flat abs per day. >> judge jeanine: if they don't, can i sue you? >> greg: no, i was probably only person at men's health to be sued. >> judge jeanine: for that? >> greg: for something else. >> judge jeanine: shallow, first word on my favor, even jessica can confirm. shallow. >> jessica: rest is garbage. >> judge jeanine: they are trying t

>> greg: in general? >> it says no nudity, why not. instructions is a kill switch in case of emergency. i'm old enough to see 2001 a space odyssey and how it isn't your friend. although and i would take that over the hands that of touched me in miami. that is true. andrew the chef component in this. would you rather have an, okay, meal made by a human or the perfectly done meal by a robot or a machine? >> how much of my paying right. >> it must be we're just a think about emille made by a machine right. when you are sitting down doesn't change the psychology creek. >> there's no art to it you can't time the environment so much is about the food and the altitude or the barometric pressure you sewer i went there a robot doesn't know anything about that stop trying to take my job. the description of this and sales package was that it was cold robotic sounds exactly like my wife when i ask for a massage. also wd-40 is building a ky jelly. so it's a good merger there that's disgusting. >> it gives you a rash andrew. >> greg: the bourbon emi

greg, you do, though. >> greg: sometimes i watch the movie and i like the movie a lot, i'll go to wikipediacause the uncertainty creates anxiety also you know i don't want to invest a lot of time in a character that's going to be killed off. there is this trade-off. it you lose the surprise but you reduce the stress. >> judge jeanine: it's all about immediate gratification. it you want to be happy right away. >> jesse: i like the delayed gratification, it feels all the better. this always happens to me. i wanted to see this movie, it's a big blockbuster, i think leonardo dicaprio was in it. kate winslet or something like it. right before i get the dvd and slip it in, she tells me the boat sinks. titanic it was called. >> jessica: i like to know if it's going to be violence, then i don't typically like to watch the show. i don't like to watch the end. if it's a sad one like all say there is a good ending. i won't say happy, good ending, decent ending. like halfway and not be willing to talk. >> greg: you know what i like that i don't want to know the ending? date lines, dateline's are great.

>> greg: i don't know.im say that. >> jessica: you did. >> greg: judge, the news about the sex and drug trafficking is worse, and yet there is no specifics from kamala about that. you have gangs coming over here who cannot be policed because of the sanctuary status preventing cops and feds are doing anything. >> judge jeanine: look, whether you are talking sex trafficking, drug trafficking, or the economy, the woman is not going to do anything. she is basically telling the world have at it in the united states. cartels, you run the border, you are making billions, go for it. because if she were -- she just can't stop talking about her prosecutorial chops. well, you've got none. everything about her is anti-prosecution. decriminalize the border. make sure that you know what, if you are price gouging, we are not going to prosecute you for another 4-5 months so have at it. and look, criminally, criminal migrants encountered in 2024, 15,000. that's the number we know of. in 2019 it was 4,000. this is what if th