jokes to acknowledge the loss of a brilliant comedian and one of the all-time great roasters, greg giraldol the big laughs that he would have brought us here tonight. greg, we will miss you. [cheers and applause] well, tonight we are proud and happy to be joined by larry king. as a tv host, he knew exactly when to retire, but he stayed another 20 years anyway. [laughter] he has a spine like a question mark, as if his body is asking, "how did i get seven women to fuck me?" ladies and gentlemen, please welcome a chattering pirate skeleton on loan from disneyland, my pal, larry king. [cheers and applause] - this is my career? it's come to this? it's a thrill to be here, roasting my dear friend. to prepare for this event, i read jeff ross' book about roasts. jeff, my last pre-nup was funnier. [laughter] and unlike you, i wrote it myself. [laughter] let's take some calls. [laughs] [laughter] my good friend snoop dogg said that jeff's book was unreadable. but that's because snoop can't read. [laughter] if you're just joining us, by the way, we're here with lisa lumpy belly. [laughter] lisa is a