greg, i'm sorry. that's the way i was born. greg greg all right. you were born that way? born that way. >> greg: lady gaga. >> good answer. >> juan: lady gaga? >> jesse: i will go with lady gaga. >> kimberly: all that meat going to waste. >> greg: julian, can you come up with an answer so we can exit this segment? >> julie: living or dead. great interview a because i can get you back for so much. b, i would be terrified because you, who knows what you would say. greg greg i would be a very good interview. i often practice in the mirror. you know, i would avoid people like khan because you never know what the wrong answer might be and he might kill you in the interview. >> kimberly: would you also be afraid of gingis khan? >> jesse: whoa. >> greg: somebody is a little upset tonight. >> greg: ellen degeneres has interviewed several u.s. presidents but she won't sit ♪ all because ♪ now if we're talking bodies. >> most talk show hosts would jump at the opportunity to interview the president of the united states but not ellen degeneres. she has no interest in ever book ago one-

>> you're drawing arbitrary lines, greg. >> greg: you know what i'm saying? >> no i don't. >> gregthe entertainer can't contribute to the cause of the attack. >> why not say radical islam? >> greg: not a bad idea. i'm not the expecting it from her. it was a perfectly-made statement that hits all the right the notes without defense. >> kimberly: it involves a lot of love. did you notice? was to instagram. of course, she's on the disney channel! that's what they do there. >> jesse: what did you think about it? did you think she was too safe? think she could have gone farther in really putting a name on the enemy? >> yes, i think if she was a country music star it would have been a little bit more direct. >> greg: wait. wait. wait, you guys we got to be clear. she's devastated by this. >> kimberly: we know that yeah. >> greg: i want to reiterate. >> she's walking a fine line. >> greg is right. she's 23 years old can you imagine putting out 0 a concert and having something -- on a concert and having something like this happen in the name of evil and hatred? i can't imagine what she's g

greg gutfeld? >> greg: hello, john. >> hello, greg. reg i wanted to point out that cnn is reporting that donald trump isn't really in saudi arabia but on a sound teenage in russia. it's being directed by putin. it's all a big sham, much like the moon landing. hey, i just have a question for you. >> dana: a real question. >> as a reporter to a journalist. how is the alcohol situation in saudi arabia? >> the only alcohol that i have found in saudi arabia was on our airplane when we landed. and i don't know what the disposition of the alcohol has been since we embarked from the aircraft. so i really couldn't tell you. there is a lot of near beer here. i can tell you that and a lot of near wine as well. >> greg: sorry to hear that. >> dana: john before i let you go i wanted to ask you since have you been to saudi arabia several times in your career and one of the princes who has taken it upon himself to try to open up and provide for more tolerance and even some more fun for the saudis that are living there, can you and your limited time, y

>> greg: just to be straight is he alive. >> yes, he is alive. greg gregare passing away, tyrus. pop stars and i get confuse you had. >> yes. something that's on my mind every waking moment of the day. >> greg: what movie? i asked you three times. >> no you didn't. you say like you always do you ask me and look at other people. [laughter] >> greg: you are the most sensitive rest wrestler, ever. >> how many wrestlers, do you know, greg? or are you just stereotyping? >> greg: all right. don't egg me on [applause] >> egg me on. it was aliens. aliens was a better sequel than the original. >> greg: that's true. i would like to see a sequel to old yeller. >> what are you -- no. >> greg: old yeller two reanimated. total retriever from one lab to another. sometimes, you know, you have to do it in the voice, sometimes it's not good to let a sleeping dog lie. [laughter] what do you think? also i had this idea to sequel to seven remember where gwyneth paltrow's head is reanimated and wreaks havoc upscale aroam therapy boutique. i use that joke in a memorial day show

greg: remember when people had posters? that's funny. >> dana: i had posters. sean cassidy. >> greg: yeah, i have him. [laughter] >> kimberly: dana, you didn't pick one. >> dana: i'm trying to pick one sunshiny. >> gregu don't have the answer. >> dana: jessie's girl. >> greg: juan, how about you? >> juan: takes two to make a thing go right. that's fun. bob dylan talks about like a rolling stone because is he just talking down. just telling her. i like. >> greg: i sense a theme. kimberly what's your theme song? >> kimberly: people would say -- >> jesse: what do they say, kimberly? >> kimberly: legs. >> juan: i have a song. >> greg: stop it, juan. can we move on? >> juan: girls just want to have fun. >> dana: i have one. friends in low places. >> kimberly: i did friends in high places for you. that's not a song. >> greg: i would have picked short people. i picked the fact of like theme song i feel like i'm like miss garrett if she were still alive. >> kimberly: way to go mrs. doubtfire. >> greg: this is from jean awhat one place would you visit if had you to you could live forever? >> kimberly: what color am i wearing tonight? >> dana: ireland. >> kimberly: thank you. >> dana: i'm surprised because the

greg: rob? >> the operator, it's a bestseller. if you want to read it twice, buy it twice. greg: yeah, it's a great book. [cheers and applause] >> thank you. gregael? yes, i know. it was dumb. >> hey, watch nobodies on tvland, and if you want, you can catch up to thez mg+iékh logging on to tvland.com. greg: very good. [applause] tyrus? >> as i came in today, i walked through a sea of fans x one of your fans, not mine -- [laughter] gave me this. it says for greg. he wrote greg: okay, let's hear it. >> i'm going to read it to the show. i have not looked at it. greg: if it's a long one, then don't use it. >> never mind. [laughter] [applause] greg: last word to have kat. >> how many -- it's a question. do you know how many followers osama bin ladening's son has on twitter? >> that's a good question. >> is it more than you? is it bin ladens' baby? what's his pin tweet? i have a lot of questions. greg: you do have a lot of questions. >> please don't tweet him. greg: you know she is. and you'll end up dating him. >> yeah. i've overlooked worse. greg: thanks to rob o'neill, michael mcdonald, katherine timpf of, tyrus. [cheers and applause] you will cat

>> greg: just to be straight is he alive. >> yes, he is alive. greg gregg away, tyrus. pop stars and i get confuse you had. >> yes. something that's on my mind every waking moment of the day. >> greg: what movie? i asked you three times. >> no you didn't. you say like you always do you ask me and look at other people. [laughter] >> greg: you are the most sensitive rest wrestler, ever. >> how many wrestlers, do you know, greg? or are you just stereotyping? >> greg: all right. don't egg me on [applause] >> egg me on. it was aliens. aliens was a better sequel than the original. >> greg: that's true. i would like to see a sequel to old yeller. >> what are you -- no. >> greg: old yeller two reanimated. total retriever from one lab to another. sometimes, you know, you have to do it in the voice, sometimes it's not good to let a sleeping dog lie. [laughter] what do you think? also i had this idea to sequel to seven remember where gwyneth paltrow's head is reanimated and wreaks havoc upscale aroam therapy boutique. i use that joke in a memorial day show coming up

greg: a sulk. >> richard: you never let the sun go down on your anger. >> greg: very good point. >> kimberly: good advice. >> greg: it falls under the umbrella of these other leaks. leaks never go away because humans can't shut up. they always use information and gossip as tools to bond. an officer might go to the press because it creates an alliance. this is why it is so hard in every business, including our own. we can't control what's being said. no one can. a different path and laying down these other ones. the relationship, how to keep the relationship strong. if you been together a long time, the seven year itch and all that other stuff. >> jesse: there is a similarity here. a lot of these leaks have created problems with the allies. look at the transcripts. australia. mexico. israel. that's a common denominator. >> greg: you ruined my point. >> richard: which is why donald trump has to get to the bottom of all of it. he is the art of the deal, this amazing businessman. walk in there, the ceo of the company. ask the problem. >> kimberly: it's not an exact replica in terms of the model of the private sector.

greg. >> greg: there's an even number. i think people will talk to him. >> bob: really? >> greg: he may not be listening. >> jesse: president obama surrounded himself with yes men. there was no diversity or opinion within his cabinet. trump hired other trumpers. he hired -- . >> bob: the trumps are in different cities. >> gillian: i disagree, jesse. there's been entire books written about how there was differences of opinion among president obama's cabinet when they decided everything, especially in foreign policy which is mostly what i care about. remember just -- . >> jesse: my point is that trump said reince preibus was against him. tillerson came out of nowhere. mcmaster not a pro-trump guy. >> bob: most of the guys weren't pro-trump guys before they got there those are the two adults in the cabinet. >> jesse: he ran against ben carson and he hired him. >> bob: have we heard anything from the housing secretary? ben carson? >> jesse: what would you like to hear? >> bob: i don't know. i had a section 8 house, actually. >> greg: it wasn't a section 8 house, it was a different k

greg: right. >> -- and one on hillary. greg: yeah, there you go. >> everyone's happy. see who gets to the finish line. greg: exactly. laughter] >> i feel like his tweeting in general needs to stop. i feel like he's still in reality show mode. and i enjoyed it at the beginning, it was funny and humorous and entertaining. but it's kind of like, you know, if i go to costco and i buy a six-pound bag of jolly ranchers and i like it, but it's really bad for me. and i think it's just bad for the presidency, and i think somebody's got to go in there and take his phone -- >> three pounds of jolly ranchers? >> it can be done, kat. greg: i had a hell of an evening with a jolly rancher during my time in wyoming. [laughter] you know, the one thing i'm tired of people going after trump about this, like, threat that he threatened james comey in this tweet. i don't believe it's a threat if you do it publicly on twitter. i mean, it's not deceptive. if you're going to threaten somebody, you're going to do it, you know, privately -- >> it's not a dead fish -- greg: exactly. >> half the internet publicly threatens me on a regular basis.

greg, do you think a celebrity could run after 2015? -- 2016? >> greg: yes and no, dana. >> dana: can you explain? >> greg: no. ow your mind. everyone at home will go he's absolutely right. the gutfeld rule of 100. what happened 100 years before 2020? the right to vote for women. if you don't run on that, i mean you -- how can you lose? a woman -- i would go with gabbert. i think she's a possibility. a woman whose name i keep forgetting in california that we talked about. >> kimberly: harris. >> greg: yes! but the fact that -- . >> kimberly: she's on the list. >> greg: 100 years, you already have it built in. you have the slogan. it's like, you know, it's about damn time. it's 100 years. how can you go wrong with that? 100 years! >> kimberly: that's a good poi point. you can't get better than that, please leave. >> dana: another person that's on here that i wonder what you think, jesse, is governor andrew cuomo. what do you think? because new yorkers battling it out again? >> jesse: i don't know about cuomo. couple of years ago he was in a really great trajectory. he went too far left. >> richard: i disagree. >

greg? >> greg: about what? i wasn't listening. >> juan: you want on my -- >> kimberly: whoa! >> dana: wacky stuff. >> gregxtreme position creates chaos, forcing the other side to respond. he gets them to move toward him. every position begins as an act -- i didn't set restaurants with my wife. she's always worried about how much i eat. i ordered a load of food and then she says no, no. i am left with what i really wanted which is the plate of salt and pepper pork chops. >> kimberly: you are sad, right? >> juan: with a president -- absolutely right, five countries paid 2% of their gdp for defense but he was suggesting they paid for the united states. >> dana: i think i was just on the campaign trail. when you become president, you understand a little more fully how much you need organizations like nato. the two big issues are going to be counterterrorism and sharing. they have great reasons to talk about that. the nato allies i think are going to explain their concern about russian involvement in ukraine and the president had also set on the campaign trail that he would help protect ukraine. there's a lot

greg. >> greg: the last four decades have been subverted by the relative wisdom of modern liberalism. our society is always the root of the problem. that's why when you go on twitter and listen to the left, it's always no, don't jump to conclusions. peace and love. that's the problem. >> juan: don't jump to conclusions is smart. what you want to do is identify your real opponent and stop -- >> greg: if it's a hate crime, obviously it's real. we are incapable of calling this what it is. we can't fight it because of the modern left, handcuffing people with this liberal guilt. we cannot call it what it is. >> juan: i'm think you might enjoy calling it liberal guilt. i've been victimized by it myself. i don't think that is what stopping this guy in britain. britain would be delighted -- >> jesse: the neighbor didn't rat the guy out across the street because he was afraid of being called a bigot. >> greg: what about the belgian police? you can't read because of a curfew. >> juan: i think when you have destructive, indiscriminate violence, it's hard to stop. >> kimberly: they are not hard enough. >> juan: i don't want to give up my rights. >> dana: that's what i was just saying. never mind. >> greg: what does the manchester terror attack mean for our state in the usa? more analysis, when we come bac back. our senses awake, our hearts racing as one. i know this is sudden, but they say:

greg is? >> i have no idea where greg is. >> mike, you seen greg? y heard from greg? >> no. >> okay. okay. it's the same old story with greg. i've made several attempts to try to reach him, but he doesn't answer. he says he wants to be involved, but i haven't seen that yet. oh, hey, guys. >> hey, marcus, how are you? >> how are you? so i brought in a contractor, and we're gonna start making changes immediately. the sooner we have a new layout, the closer we'll be to making money. i need to figure out how to change the look and feel of the place. it doesn't feel inviting. >> is there anything that you really want to keep? i'd like to keep the exterior walls. >> [laughs] okay. >> this is the kitchen. >> oh, wow. >> so ideally, i'd like to go that way. >> okay. >> in here, i really want to have this bar jut out into the middle of the store so that when i come in the front door, i'm seeing a really nice bar all the way around. so i'd like to get started tomorrow. >> okay. >> we're all getting ready for one last night of business before this place gets a

greg: that was a women for women conference? where was the man for men conference? >> dana: do you want to organize one? >> greg: i shall. >> dana: we will organize that that. greggoing to expose real reason why riots erupted there ♪ [laughter] >> greg: all right, may day which is short for may i spend the day panhandling and stolen underwear ended with violent rioting in portland, oregon, the city that last week canceled a local parade because violent threats were made by lefties. speech and it parades it disappear because the left promises violence, days later, leftists still violently run rampant. the lessons, once the threat of violence can suppress speech than actual violence can replace it. if there were 25 arrests of anarchists throwing homemade bombs at cops, anarchists, is that what we call them? what a fake word, it's just shorthand for want to be terrorist, they are isis without the goats. before bob's head implodes, i know this, doesn't reflect the whole left. ask yourself this. has a republican ever been busted for rioting on mayday? has a conservative ever been arrested for routing on mayday, has a libertarian costco manager ever been jailed for to

greg: they gave her an honorary degree. that's for a reason. >> dana: i think the university was trying to do the right thing and it backfired. >> greg: i think it front fired. i'm glad i invented a word. they gave her an honorary degre degree. they must know something, bob. >> bob: >> kimberly: they are vy open-minded there. bob? >> gregd they give you an honorary degree? >> bob: no. i've given commencement speeches and i am the only one who has never gotten an honorary degree. i will tell you some, it's like this... >> greg: the trump administration announced an antigang operation development. ♪ >> bob: we will do this very quickly. the results of the largest gang sweep ever. more than 1300 arrests, including over 100 from the notorious gain, ms-13. let's talk about this. jesse, is this good? great. wonderful. >> jesse: yes, he is keeping his campaign promise, keep the bad hombres out. i don't see how anyone could have a problem with that. >> dana: this shows the government can still work while there may be chaos. the other parts of government work apace and it's a campaign promise. there's also that other story about the little boy that was hurt by the illegal immigrant. i think the feds do need to explain why they haven't done the reentry statute. >> kimberly: he came in 16 times. >> greg: i would like to take a ca

greg: that is the nerdiest. >> richard: if g.g. broke my glasses, he would have a really bad blackeye. >> kimberly: anyone else around here have g.g. initials? >> greg: i am a practitioner of nonviolence. >> kimberly: you are trying to create a case for yourself. i am k.g., by the way. >> gregyou are k.g., by the way. the media is acting like this is a huge outrage. we kind of know that this guy lost his temper. you see that every day in life. it just so happens it's a republican and a reporter. my god, the world is ending. she's huffing. stop huffing. >> richard: i agree with dana's head shake.e. >> kimberly: it spoke volumes. >> greg: people lose their temper. just that the two variables involved make it a big deal. >> richard: the real reason why the media is blaming donald trump is because he did the robo call for gianforte. >> kimberly: he is far away right now. he doesn't have time for all these long-distance calls. on a serious note, it really what does this have to do withy, president trump? anything that happens, they want to touch try and attributed to his post. and castigate him for it. what happened was wrong, absolutely. why did this guide to this when he was doing well and then just visit? are busy, he some kind of problem. tell it like itt is. you don't just

greg was right and that i have terrible instincts. - don't you listen to him. you know who had terrible instincts? your great-aunt. she married two different serial killers. - but, mom, why would greg say it if it wasn't true? she used to say, "katie's a bad basketball player," when she was the one in the wheelchair. - mom, you're right. why is greg on me? he called me an idiot and said i'd make a fool of myself. do you think he's covering up some weird insecurity? - maybe that's a story. who? greg. what? being weird. why? who knows? me. no, i don't. - i'm gonna do some more reporter-ing and find out, 'cause, thanks to you, mom, i have another hunch. - now that i've helped you, i can finally take a nap. both: mom! - i knew you were gonna say it like that. okay, fine, i'll keep hustling. i'll keep hustling. ♪ - good morning, greg. i think i've finally cracked the story, and i've got all the evidence i need right here. - that is a tiny penguin. - it's--oh. - well, if you're sure about this, we should do it properly. - mm-hmm. - right, come on in, everyone. - are you sure you wanna do this? this should be very interesting. especially since i tricked carol into telling me your source was a 12-year-old boy. - he was 11, and that's not the story i'm talking about. i haven't cracked my phone hacking story yet, but what i

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