greg: tyrus -- >> huh? greg: what? >> no, you said my name. greg: that's how i try to get you interested in this show. >> oh. greg: should we all take the high road instead of -- >> like dÉjÀ vu. yeah, i take the high road. i tote the middle. i walk casually. i'm not much of a yeller. is so people scream, i'm usually more of a what? i'm a facial be guy, so social media opportunity do much for me. i do agree it's good for some people to say what they would never say in person, in real life because the ramifications and repercussions for some of their tough talk or their negative talk, worse thing that happens to them is they get blocked. greg: right. >> you walk up to me on the street, you get your ass kicked. then you've got to heal, you've got to, you know, get new teeth -- [laughter] in some cases learn to walk again. so it's less -- people are a lot tougher without the consequences. but what works for me because i get at lot of questions asked, i tend to answer them in ways that ends the conversation. hey, tyrus, how you doing? >> maintaining. k

[laughter] greg: should conservatives try to take the high road? is it pointless? tyrus: greg, can i call you greg greg: yes, better than when you called me at home. tyrus: i have a competitiveness in the and i don't like to see people succeed and i hate most people so this is a happy time for me. i enjoy the whining and crying. when i was in wwe loved being the bad guy. i loved stepping on toys and seen kids cry. it was one of my favorite things. [laughter] i enjoy the mass hysteria. i love it. i think it is great. the republican president and the republican senate and the republican house gets to choose their supreme court justice. oh my god. what will we do? they would take away our rights. no, they will have right rights. that's why you vote and we voted so you can make those choices. it is not your turn. you have to wait. >> i get asked this a lot, for these people like this for this [bleep] happened or they did this do it to them this seed of insanity had to be in the. tyrus: in fairness, in fairness, we got to look at ourselves of who started the fight. >> what you mean? tyrus: usually when

greg would make me laugh so hard i could not talk. there are rare instances that work where you get to crack up that much and not get fired. >> greg: remember the fire? >> dana: no. >> gregnd carried you out of the studio. out into the street. you were unconscious. >> jesse: i blacked out. >> greg: you are blackout drunk. >> jesse: kimberly. >> kimberly: i have caught on fire. the favorite memory, i agree with dana the bus tour was spectacular. going to lose you, everything, super fun. >> dana: 's leading. >> kimberly: what a ringer. she is like an olympic sledder. >> kimberly: i got sabotaged. my pants were too big. i was trying to pull them up. >> jesse: that's your excuse? your pants were malfunctioning? >> juan: my favorite moment? between the brakes. so many things get set in the breaks. i think the audience knows this. i think they know there's conversations. >> kimberly: maybe we should record them. put them out on twitter. >> juan: sometimes things get said in the break and we say wow, we shouldn't say that. that we come back and people are laughing. if you only knew what happened in the break. >> jesse: we would have to bleed a lot of stuff. my favorite moment,

greg: exactly. we lose. kat: human murderers get tired. greg: yes, they do. they get tired. robots do not get tired. tyrus: but they run out of batteries. greg: the pope -. s: this is why they made sinus. what if we did this and then the dungeons & dragons and the grown-ups that book, they will not make killer robots. that is what happened. greg: 500 years ago the pope i to be on the vote and did not work out. that's the only stupid backed i have on this. i guess i should get out now.utl with fox news report. >> washington is reeling tonight from the new twist of the mueller investigation, counsel issuing subpoena to kristin davis. good evening this is mike emanel in for jon scott. she served time for role in u.s. prostitution ring, it's not clear what mueller wants to ask her, what we do know that davis use today work for roger stone, former trump campaign adviser over alleged contacts with kremlin-hillary clintoned hackers, stoneman maintaining he did not collude with the russians. >> sure, mr. mueller has

greg: exactly. we lose. kat: human murderers get tired. greg: yes, they do. they get tired. robots do not get tired. tyrus: but they run out of batteries. greg: the pope -. s is why they made sinus. what if we did this and then the dungeons & dragons and the grown-ups that book, they will not make killer robots. that is what happened. greg: 500 years ago the pope i to be on the vote and did not work out. that's the only stupid backed i have on this. i guess i should get out now. don't go anywhere, final thoughts are next to mac that's why there's ocuvite. ocuvite helps replenish nutrients your eyes can lose as you age. it has lutein, zeaxanthin and omega-3. ocuvite. be good to your eyes. a hotel can make or break a trip. and at expedia, we don't think you should be rushed into booking one. that's why we created expedia's add-on advantage. now after booking your flight, you unlock discounts on select hotels right until the day you leave. ♪ add-on advantage. discounted hotel rates when you add on to your trip. only when you book with expedia. (♪light musical cords) ♪ experience the versatility of utility at the lexus golden opportunity sales event. get up t

greg: exactly. we lose. kat: human murderers get tired. greg: yes, they do. they get tired. robots do not get tired. tyrus: but they run out of batteries. greg: the pope -. at if we did this and then the dungeons & dragons and the grown-ups that book, they will not make killer robots. that is what happened. greg: 500 years ago the pope i to be on the vote and did not work out. that's the only stupid backed i have on this. i guess i should get out now. welcome! hi there. so, what do you look for in a vehicle? sleek designs. performance. dependability is top on my list. well then, here's some vehicles that deliver on that. woah! wow. oh jeez! that's our truck! it's our truck! and they're our cars! that's my chevy! chevy's the only brand to earn j.d. power dependability awards across cars, trucks and suvs three years in a row. awesome. i'm proud. it's like a dynasty. it's impressive. well, esurance makes it simple and affordable. in fact, drivers who switched from geico to esurance saved an average of $412. that's auto and home insurance for the modern world. esurance. an allstate company. click or call. paying too much for insurance that isn't the right fit

greg: exactly. we lose. kat: human murderers get tired. greg: yes, they do. they get tired. robots do not get tired. tyrus: but they run out of batteries. greg: the pope -. is is why they made sinus. what if we did this and then the dungeons & dragons and the grown-ups that book, they will not make killer robots. that is what happened. greg: 500 years ago the pope i to be on the vote and did not work out. that's the only stupid backed i have on this. have on this. i guess i should get out now. booking a flight at the last minute have on this. i guess i should get out now. doesn't have to be expensive. just go to priceline. it's the best place to book a flight a few days before my trip and still save up to 40%. just tap and go... for the best savings on flights, go to priceline. whenshe was pregnant,ter failed, in-laws were coming, a little bit of water, it really- it rocked our world. i had no idea the amount of damage that water could do. we called usaa. and they greeted me as they always do. sergeant baker, how are you? they were on it. it was unbelievable. having insurance is something everyone needs, but having usaa- now that's a privilege. we're the

now on the greg greg side let them hang pain and i'm. using these news isn't it one point go get leadership contest on on on on the at the end. of wasn't able to do. to total total job and and will not that this is good evidence to be somebody on the are stressing that is doing going on but that. seems even now if you want. to weeks when one of them. ss -- then then she treat me say safe until the only water. and of and of course only. right gracie added that he did i generally consisted of jerry brown rowdy session hotels also the government was not not had -- come come up quickly realization than in the nation leg when way. basically let him him and his has gotten close coursre that some saying things i mean i wee will been has ben saying that for quite point nine then we twenty slightly downtown albany resignation if he's has had on his. lunch but it quickly things arms on exact come comparable us a little twenty four hours. of votaries rename it was as i was on on what why say the good news is is that. it is in the meantime on world

greg: tyrus -- >> huh? greg: what? >> no, you said my name. greg: that's how i try to get you interested in this show. >> oh. greg: should we all take the high road instead of -- >> like dÉjÀ vu. yeah, i take the high road.

greg, what do you have to offer not about tahiti? >> greg: first date was september 10. i would be worried about the second date. what could happen? >> kimberly: it went very well and they are a beautiful couple. >> gregthis process is no different than ball possession in football. you have the ball, you put points on the board. that means is you pick as many judges as you can. if you are on the defense, your job is to block the points. you don't want the judges in there. right now the republicans have the ball and the democrats don't have the ball so no matter who they put up there, it's going to be that they are not just unqualified but evil. this is going to be an evil person. my favorite part is how everybody's an instant expert on this guy when they never heard of him before. people became fans of the washington capitals when they were in the stanley cup. suddenly they knew everything about hockey. disused to be separate. this whole separate used to be separate from politics until one word: robert bork. a brilliant mind who was poisoned by political venom. everything changed with bork. he was crucified. people were befuddled by the attacks on him, and ever since then, the democrats have always be

greg. if i want to be mean to tomorrow greg, i could drink a lot tonight and not do any work for tomorrow's show. tomorrow's gregngover and be behind in work. the key to a happy life is today greg always has to be nice to tomorrow greg. that is the secret to everything. >> jesse: not drinking. >> dana: that's why i like to go to bed early. >> greg: you are to people. you are today and tomorrow. the only way you're going to have a perfect day or a good deist work for tomorrow. >> dana: i love it. >> lisa: that's a good stretch. if you have a perfect day, maybe you push it. juan, what is your perfect day look like? baseball? >> juan: good idea. one of the thing that strikes me as family. on this list is kindness. i have sunday night dinner with my family. i think this is great. you catch up with everybody. say hello. everybody's there. heaven is surrounded by people you love. hopefully that's family or friends or i don't know. to me, that's pretty good. i notice also on this list, the things that entertaining. listening to rain. i like listening to rainfall. i don't know if that makes for a perfect day. on the hol

greg: didn't he tried to talk to him already. >> dana: i think there was letters. >> greg: i want to play sound on tape from the network, cnn. there is still around. it is about the wake the dog scenario. >> i don't want to go full wag the dog. we know that the president's strategy. the president's strategy, he has imploded over and over. it would be foolish not to absorb it and recognize it. when he is embarrassed, as he was last week, he always refers to traction. >> greghe wasn't embarrassed. >> jesse: that is the worst. >> greg: he ordered up another summit. >> jesse: he should have done this last week. it's rich talking about wagging the dogs. bill clinton bombed an aspirin factory during the lewin ski testimony. >> juan: you are not denying that's what he's doing? >> jesse: it should've been a week ago. >> dana: in the lead up to the sanctions going back. it's the lead up so people aren't surprised. the president said we are snapping back the sanctions. >> juan: the big snapback, at the end of last week, walking it back and saying it in me to say russians were responsible for the interference. then saying it's a hoax. >> dana: they are explaining what he says hoax, sarah sanders said what he means is the accusation of collusion, that is the hoax. >> juan: he keeps shifting. for some reason, it satisfies the g.o.p. >> juan: depends with the meaning of "is" is. >> juan: in the senate, they are so afraid of the republicans who march in lockstep to tru

greg? >> greg: that never happened. go on the internet. >> jesse: fake news. >> greg: planned on a sound stage. for greg's plus. pointing out my hair. tomorrow night, yeah, saturday. the are you going get if you gre christina fox business. bob sexton an easier name to see kat timpf and tyrus bangup show no ping-pong with the mooch though. if you haven't got the book yet get the book. get it over here. a question about the monologue fro "the five." you love the monologues go to amazon.com or barnes & noble or simon and shuster or wherever and order the book. >> jesse: the monologues. >> greg: best logues out there are the monologues. >> katie: i had a big birthday last week to celebrate i decided to jump out of a perfectly good airplane with my friends and husband. >> jesse: married the cookie monster? >> katie: that's not my husband however that nice plan flipped me out of the airplane. we did a back flip. he told me i could pull the chute to save us but i forgot so i did it for us. i request kind of got distracted we went to sky dive suffolk which is an amazing flies go because they do a lot o

greg greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five" ." a historic summit between president trump and vladimir putin unfolding in helsinki. president trump pushing back against calls to cancel the face-to-face meeting. >> our relationship has never been worse than it is now. however, that changed as of about four hours ago. nothing would be easier politically than to refused to meet. as president, i cannot make decisions on foreign policy in a futile effort to appease partisan critics for the media or democrats want to do nothing but resist and obstruct. i would rather take a political risk in pursuit of peace than to risk peace in pursuit of politics. >> dana: president trump stunning washington avenue the world by dismissing evidence of russian interference in the 2016 election. >> my people came to me. dan coats came to me and they said they think it's russia. i have president putin, he just said it's not russia. i will say this. i don't see any reason why it would be but he really do want to see the server but i don't think it can go on without finding out what happened to the server. what happened to the servers of the pakistani gentleman that worked on the dnc? where are those servers question requires great confidence in my diligence people but i will tell you that president putin was extremely strong and powerful in his denial today. >> dana: director of national intelligence dan coats releasing a statement. saying "we have been clear on our assessments of russian meddling in the 2016 election in their ongoing pervasive efforts to undermine our democracy, and we will continue to provide unvarnished and objective intelligence in support of our national security." "as i've said many times, i have great confidence my intelligence people but i recognize that in order to build a brighter future, we can't focus on the past. we must get along as the world to largest nuclear powers." all the people are here today. we will start with you, greg>> greg: this presidency is the actual presidency of hope and change. people keep hoping he will change. this is what you got, and if you keep being surprised by the fact that he's trying to build relationships like a salesman and he gets very disappointing and shocking, you have a good attention. you have to look at this presidency with fresh eyeballs. he is trying to leave the past behind and build relationships knowing you cannot trust a lot of these people. he could have talked tougher but it will never be tough enough for most people. they see him as a salesman. forget about the talk. look at the actions. if you want to strangle putin's russia, a public spat isn't going to do it. you're going to go after the financial pipeline and have sanctions in our ukraine. if he is rushes, i don't know, stooge, he may be their worst russian stooge ever because he's been tougher on them than obama has. could have been tougher but he wouldn't make anybody happy, and this is who he is. he is try

that how can i compete with that. >> dana: compete with try. >> greg: tomorrow night 10:00, the greatest show featuring greg gutfeld, the greg timpf and tyrus. there is going to be a segment of me on a special unique talk show where i talk about my new book the gutfeld monday dog. it's not a normal book segment. it's kind of strange. on a very special new talk show that we are unfailing. unfailing.gut. >> dana: i got a sneak preview it's amazing. >> greg: it will blow your mind if you have any mind left to blow. >> dana: after you watch jesse's show. trish? >> trish: following the whole dallas cowboys scandal jerry jones is going to require all the players now to stand for the national anthem. this has obviously been in the news a lot, lately, i got to thinking about it because i used to sing the national anthem a lot back when i was a singer like many, many, many years ago. heck no i studied classical singing and my kids had asked me if i would sing the national anthem and they encouraged me. so i made this little -- i think we have a little recording that we are going to show you ♪ of the free ♪ and the home of the brave ♪

greg: that's true. he won't do amazon. go to your local bookstore. >> dana: congratulations, greg. >> greg: thank you. see you tomorrow. eport." any tips? >> katie: be nice to bret baier. >> greg: can i say one more thing? the food here in the d.c. bureau is not good. >> juan: they were trying to welcome you. >> greg: they told me to tell you that. >> charlie: and next, a brazen heist to steal a shark caught on video as america asking what with the thieves thinking? that i next. om. that's the same things i want to do with you. it's an emotional thing to watch your child grow up and especially get behind the wheel. i want to keep you know, stacking up the memories and the miles and the years. he's gonna get mine -but i'm gonna get a new one. -oh yeah when it's time for your old chevy truck to become their new chevy truck, there's truck month. get 18% of msrp cash back on all silverado 1500 crew cab lt pickups when you finance with gm financial. that's $9,000 on this silverado. plus, during truck month make no monthly payments for 90 days. ♪ it is such a good time to dance ♪ ♪ it is such a good time to [ laughing ] ♪ sco

greg: you can lose your job. >> the director of disney, his job is gone because of some joke he made. it could happen to you -. greg: no, no, don't look at my twitter feed. coming up, would you attend your own funeral? science says it's what is possible. by the way, science is my third nipple. [cheering and applause] greg will watch our bodies die through a robot site. according to the futurist scientist humans may attend their own funerals by 2050 by merging their minds with machines just before death. as seen in this whatever that thing is. he lays out the scenario where the mind does not need a physical body to exist and you connect to an android to use as your body from now on and attend the funeral and carry on as before still you just with a younger, highly upgraded body. i would need that. because your brain would essentially live in the crowd you could switch bodies as often as you like. from where we went to mike and the immortal goat for comment -- >> don't jump. don't jump. don't jump. what is he doing? oh, oh, oh -- he jumped. [bleep] he jumped. [bleep] [laughter] [bleep]. dude, we killed a [bleep] goat. >> dude, he's alive. greg: get with the program. is this realistic and would you do this? tyrus: no, i would go to my funeral and sit in the corner and listen to people talk about me -- my

greg, 60% of the american people saying they don't want a wall. >> greg: a government shutdown is the world cup of politics. >> dana: it is the worst. >> gregbuildup. here comes the world cup. you turning on those boys just kicking a ball around. and then it ends with penalty kicks. okay. let's skip it and get to the penalty kicks. it is the same thing with the supreme court. just get to the penalty kicks. trump is having a lot of success in a year and a half, two years. but this is his birthday pony. gdp, unemployment, north korea. if he doesn't get the pony, he's not going to be happy. he wants the birthday pony. they wall is a visual metaphor about enhanced border security. he has made it an issue. people are listening. he has made it the issue that people weren't talking about, maybe he will get something out of it. >> juan: i think his strategy is go after emigrants. >> greg: illegal immigrants. >> juan: no, he wants to cut legal immigration. >> jesse: he wants chain over. lotto over. merit-based. bring in the best and the brightest. >> juan: please. >> jesse: not some guy's uncle zimbabwe. >> juan: zimbabwe. thank you. the other thing

greg: on that note, still to come, it's the most interesting interview you will ever see. i am serious. you don't want to miss this. stick around. [cheering and applause] greg: you may have heard my new book is coming out this tuesday. sadly, i did not get invited to the view to talk about it. [laughter] but i can honestly say i did get invited talk on a different show and they gave me the permission to run the full clip on my very own to take a look. ♪ [animal sounds] gregve always been a fan of your investigative work. it's a pleasure to be here. [animal sounds] greg: i really did this for the fans. everywhere i go to blast me where can they read the monologues from the show. where is one place they can get them so i decided when not give the very best monologues and put them in the book. [animal sounds] greg: i figured it would be different to take a book and criticize it and take it apart and go after the thing you got wrong so i took my monologues and if you look in the book you will see, take a look, i have commentary with my actual monologues and i'm fairly blunt about the things i got wrong. [animal sounds] greg: the one thing i noticed is that i tend to rely on certain clichÉs like if i'm writing about a liberal i will often say they have a nose ring or a henna tattoo and i find i fall into stereotypes over time which is intellectually lazy. i tried to call myself on that wherever i go. also, i think i was mean on bernie sanders. i should of bee

greg: jamie, where will you be? i'll be on netflix and check out season to on netflix right now. greg: it's funny and i enjoyed it immensely that, you have a movie. >> [inaudible] opens october 12th. here's a clip. >> a lot of the employees at that clinic have been arrested on drug trafficking charges, why haven't you? >> objection. >> given your personal animosity why should we believe anything? >> your honor -. greg> i love that guy, he's a great actor. greg: tremendous. thank you jamie, nick, kat, tyrus, in my studio audience. [cheering and applause] [♪] jesse: welcome to. "watters' world." i'm jesse watters. there was a big blowup on the view. a shoutfest over socialism. >> think about it. medicare, social security, the library. >> i hope democrats do run a democratic socialist because you will lose spectacularly and i'll look forward to election night where i get to tell everybody i told you so. i think you

i am dana perino with kennedy, geraldo rivera, jesse watters and greg greg gutfeld. this is "the five" ." a historic summit between president trump and vladimir putin unfolding in helsinki. president trump pushing back against calls to cancel the face-to-face meeting. >> our relationship has never been worse than it is now. however, that changed as of

greg: exactly. >> juan: as dana pointed out, you do diplomacy in a quiet way. >> greg: it didn't work. >> juan: your long-time ally. >> jesse: i cannot believe you are listening to rush limbaugh. >> juan: oh, look at this. >> greghe is a michael savage fan, i hear. >> juan: given up on alex jones. can't give up on rush limbaugh. >> dana: all right, i am done with this one. democrats continue to melt down over the presidents supreme court nominee. it's a big day for us. "the five" turns 7. go to our twitter and facebook pages. you can see yourself a little later on the show. your all you can eat riblets. okay. enjoy. thanks. ♪ ♪ when i touch you like this ♪ and i hold you like that. ♪ it's so hard to believe ♪ but it's all coming back me. ♪ baby, baby, baby. ♪ if you touch me like this ♪ and when you hold me like that. ♪ all you can eat is back, baby. applebee's. eatin' good in the neighborhood. no mathere are over 10,000 allstate agents riding sweep. call one today. are you in good hands? copd makes it hard to breathe. so to breathe better, i go with anoro. ♪ go your own way copd tries to say, "go this way." i say, "i'll go my own way, with anoro." ♪ go your own way once-daily anoro contains two medicines calle

greg: i'm greg gutfeld with charlie hurt, marie harf, jesse watters, and she can log roll on a crayon. dana perino. "the five" ." the world must be ending, meaning it's tuesday on cable news. >> it's just as serious to me as the cuban missile crisis in terms of an attack or the 9/11 attacks. i would say his performance today will live in infamy as much as the pearl harbor attack or kristallnacht. >> when do we see a shadow government come out and say we cannot side with the government, whether it's the cabinet or senate? >> gregamazing. cnn is literally seeing shadows. i think there is medication for that. trump address the controversy and we are going to get to that, but if he has a russian plant, he's the worst one ever. what kind of plant would try to force germany to cancel its russian oil contract? oil being russia's only major export besides spies. what kind of plant would demand nato up their military spending to straitjacket vladimir. boosting our military by billions, an awesome plant. you have to be nuts if you think he is the manchurian candidate. john brennan does, and he voted for a commie at the height of the cold war. i guess he is the expert. maybe trump should have talked tough but sent a few billion dollars to moscow instead. donald lost the crazy pants mode. so what. the world's donkey kong that we are always stuck at the same level, especially with russia. perhaps like with north korea this could be different. if putin is a thug but you can still chat while racking up points in his own bac

greg: there is no -- wine tastes the same whether it's in a mug or a wine glass. >> i disagree. >> yeah. disagree. greg: should we do a whole other segment -- >> when you go to a party and they have wine and you have to drink out of the red cup, i'm going home. greg: oh. racist. [laughter] coming up, where the hell do

greg: don't you have to be 35? >> dana: to run for president. >> greg: that eliminates me too. large number of democrats, republican candidates looked alike made trump standout. we talked about that. i think you're going to end up with the democrat that stands out. >> dana: a log of the 15 possible democrats, a lot of them are senators. it's hard to run from the senat senate, well, obama did it. i think mccain and hillary clinton showed it's really hard. john kerry as well. i am surprised his name hasn't surfaced a little bit more. he has a book coming out. you might want to add john kerry. >> gregyou planted the seed with al franken and look at what happened to that. >> lisa: cross him off the list. >> dana: what's interesting is president trump will have a record to run on. he will be a known entity to republicans. he's got a 90% approval rating among republicans. he is running so low and he has a record on the good economy. then you have this massive primary were really only 20% of the country is saying we are far left. 20% are saying we are far right. now you see in surveys, 60% of americans are saying i am independent. what happens in the primary, you go so far left, to me, and it gives president trump up pretty good opening to walk right back in. >> jesse: here's where i think the democrats face the hardest challenge. when the tea party was ignited, it was based off policy. bailouts and obamacare and spending. have these great rallies where they cleaned up after themselves, and they had speakers and they translated that into winning back the hous house. they didn't get the

greg: it didn't bother them before. it's not going to bother them now. >> juan: how many times do you have to be proven to be a liar? >> greg: it is the same live. >> juan: lied about stormy. >> greg: having sex, having sex. >> jedediah: the media has only cares about two things: infidelity and deceit. when it was bill clinton, you couldn't talk about the infidelity. it was unrelated and unimportant. now all of a sudden, you have people -- people from the north national organization for women standing behind them. and you couldn't talk about it when hillary clinton was lying outright. she had signed documents saying she knew that the c stood for confidential. i think lanny davis was a good choice because he is very media savvy. i have done a lot of tv with him. i think it's an issue he knew there may not be something in the bowl going on. but we want to sway public opinion on donald trump. we want to try to get those people who care about honesty and integrity and who voted for him, yes. >> jesse: and humiliate him a little bit and make him nervous. >> jedediah: and someone who will get on television. he is going with that. >> dana: when was the last time you had to go dynamic law

greg, do you want to take on michelle obama or the slogan? >> greg: the slogan is pure communism. any time you see "people" in it, it's communist. the people's republic of china. that doesn't sound democratic. >> juan: how about we the people? >> gregi am against that as well. >> jesse: which people? the illegal aliens or the -- >> juan: that's the problem with the earlier part of the conversation. you say joe biden is a bully. he is threatening to beat up trump. trump said something about grabbing women in a certain part. i remember that now. maybe if we offered context of the audience and said good for joe biden. >> abby: no one is saying trump isn't a bully. >> juan: contacts when you say, what about biden? what about biden? >> abby: i think we learned from 2016 that celebrities don't win elections. katy perry, miley cyrus on the stage with hillary clinton. >> greg: trump is a celebrity and he won. >> jesse: and then you have those crazy celebrities saying i want to kill -- >> abby: republicans feel like they don't connect with celebrities. michelle obama is very popular in that democratic party. that's a better idea than hillary and the book tour. >> kennedy: the contrast between those speech she gave at the dnc in 2016, her fa

greg van avermaet... champion greg olympic champion greg van avermaet... kept the yellow jersey as the overall leader...chman julian alaphilippe (ala- plhilppe)... won the stage ♪ ♪ can world-renowned artist red hong yi use the chase mobile app® to pay practically anyone, at any bank? all while creating a masterpiece made of tea leaves? ♪ ♪ yes. but this isn't for just anyone. ♪ ♪ hong yi! it's for the strongest man in her life. ♪ ♪ life. lived red's way. chase. make more of what's yours. my name is jamir dixon and i'm a locafor pg&e.rk fieldman most people in the community recognize the blue trucks as pg&e. my truck is something new... it's an 811 truck. when you call 811, i come out to your house and i mark out our gas lines and our electric lines to make sure that you don't hit them when you're digging. 811 is a free service. i'm passionate about it because every time i go on the street i think about my own kids. they're the reason that i want to protect our community and our environment, and if me driving a that truck means that somebody gets to go home safer, then i'll drive it every day of the wee

greg walden. greg has held this position since january. during its tenure the committee has drafted legislation on the opioid crisis, self driving vehicles and the modernization of the food and drug administration. recently the committee was in the national news as mark zuckerberg among others faced questions about internet privacy and consumer protection. since coming to congress -- before coming to congress, senator walden served in the organ say legislature and owned and operated several radio stations and is still an amateur radio operator. he and his wife reside in oregon. it is my privilege to hand over the podium to chairman walden. thank you very much, don, for putting this together and inviting us to be here. thank you for your wonderful service. how about a round of applause? [applause] they marched to the capital and raced through the capital. he has explained the history of the capitol. seldom have i been able to stop and hear about the history of the capitol as i go about my great might -- about my daily activities. we could all benefit from your great leadership in this. i want to thank my colleagues on the energy and commerce committee who are here tonight in current service and those who served for quite a while and then left us but our back tonight. if you are a current staff member of the energy and commerce committee, would you raise your glass hand? while we thank you for your service, it is not yet 9:00. i'm trying to figure out -- i want to recognize my wife too who is back from oregon to be with us tonight. as i look into this great hall, i am reminded of the wonderful people who have gone before us as leaders of the country who have given us this wonderful democracy. i think about marcus whitman and jason lee. it is amazing history that we have. my ancestors came across the organ trail in 1845, and according to an autobiography written by my great grandmother they intersected with marcus whitman in the walla walla country and went down to the valley where jason lee was one of the first colonizers, which was a good thing then. together tonight to tell more about america's history and the role that we play in it. tonight we honor the best committee on the hill. [applause] . come on. i don't want to say it is the oldest, i want to say it is the first committee. i'm joined by chairman fred upton, frank pallone, mr. dingell, and the former chairman joe barton and all other committee members who are here. we celebrated the 222nd anniversary of this committee last december. 222 years ago. think about that. the nation was just a few years old and so was john dingell. [laughter] that is why we call him the dean. you know i am just kidding, john, but we love your tweets. do you love the chairman's tweets? [applause] today is the oldest standing legislative committee in the united states congress with the broadest and best jurisdiction. we are part of the legacy that touches the lives of every single american. i say that based on what we are part of when you think about medical research, innovation and technology, we touch every person in the world. it is easy to become jaded or to shrug off the work that we do, but tonight i hope you will take a few moments to appreciate the amazing opportunity we have to serve. 20 years ago, we gathered in this very changer when newt gingrich hosted a dinner for the incoming freshman. he told us about the history of this chamber and then said you need to understand this is not just another job. the data you go up those steps outside and look at that dome and it doesn't do something special for you is the day that you should leave because it has become another job. what we do as staff and as members is not just another job. it is an incredible responsibility and opportunity. when it comes to the energy and commerce opportunity, you flip a light switch, it's e&c. turn on your favorite tv show, it's e&c. we are all proud to be part of this proud legacy. i want to acknowledge one person who is not with us this evening, my longtime good friend and former staff director, ray bomb. who for many years fighting cancer passed away in february this year. i know he would have loved to have been here. he would have shared his wisdom, his great humor, his guidance, and his counsel. one thing we all heard from on a regular basis continues to apply to the work we do in the energy and commerce committee. the fun never stops. i don't think it does and i don't think it will. i would like to thank the u.s. capitol historic society again. i want to thank each and everyone of you for being here. i'm sure you will agree it is a special honor to be part of the legacy of this storied committee . it is now my pleasure to invite chairman frank pallone. the congressman has been a member of the energy and commerce committee since 1992 and was elected ranking member in 2014 and immediately took the lead in enacting key health care and environmental laws. he has a strong record in health care and environmental protection. the congressman got his start as a member of the long beach, new jersey, city council. he was first elected congressman in 1988. he and his wife reside in long beach. congressman cologne -- polone. i want to thank don and the u.s. capitol historical society for what you do. a lot of people think that we get so involved in the committee and on the floor, that we forget about the history of the capital, but we really don't. even after we vote, i will wonder around this place, look at it all and i always think, how could i possibly live up to being here as a congressman and looking at these famous and great people and the things that they did. i still did it and i still have arguments over history. over there i think there is the statue of thomas edison that was recently put in by ohio, because you can change them from time to time. i was so insulted. the ohioans invited me to when they dedicated the statue to thomas edison. i had a big fight, i said what are you doing? he is from new jersey. edison township is my largest town and that is where he invented the light bold, and the phonograph -- lightbulb, and the photograph and so many other things. i said, maybe michigan can put him there? but ohio? what did he do in ohio? it turns out he was born in ohio. he left ohio when he was 13. whatever. we still had fight. john, i was amazed that even tonight you put up a picture of the committee when it was called the house interstate and foreign commerce committee. you had a picture of john before the rayburn building was born and what is now the resources committee. i didn't realize they used to meet and resources because both john and i at one time were on the fisheries committee. i asked if that was the case and he said that they met there for years. we learned some history tonight. i also want to thank greg walden and fred upton. joe barton is here. most importantly, john dingell. without john the committee would not be what it is today. he fought for the jurisdiction and made it a committee. 60% of the bills and the house of representatives get referred to the energy and commerce committee. when we say it is important, we really mean it. i wanted to tell a few stories tonight. i will probably be brief but probably longer than you, greg. forgive me. when i was first elected, my predecessor was jim howard, the chairman of the public works and transportation committee. in my district the summer before, i was a state senator. i don't know if there's is anybody from new york but all the garbage from new york used to be sent on ships and ended up off the jersey shore and all the garbage would wash up on to the new jersey beaches. jim was a big part of trying to clean up and protect the beaches. when i was elected i said i will need john -- jim howard. when i was elected i got on the public wo

greg. >> very important question, greg. and i spent a lot of time on this in my book. i think barack obama obviously had a different point of vow with bibi netanyahu not on the fundamental relationship with israel. we provided more support for security than any administration in history but on two principle issues. how to deal with iran and its nuclear program and how to deal with the palestinians. and, you know, we supported a two-state solution to the israel/pal's teen conflict and ultimately were unable to make any progress there. it obviouslies with a failure of our administration. but i think the reality is that when you don't have parties that are willing to take big risks, as former israeli leaders did, then there's only so far you can get. on iran, i think it really had to do with do we believe that you can resolve this issue diplomatically, of the nuclear progra program. >> poses limitations on their nuclear program. i think at the end of the day, prime minister netanyahu did not want to see that diplomacy go forward. he wanted to address every aspect of irani

greg: is that what you call it, nature films? >> kennedy: like you read "national geographic." >> greg: sharks are -- >> juan: you know, black people are so upset about -- >> grega love-hate relationship with them. we want to get close to them but they scare us, and they have an outside -- outsized reputation created by liberals. if it wasn't for steven spielberg demonizing sharks with a tiny little movie called jobs. jobs? we need more jobs. "jaws." now we say that sharks are more dangerous than terrorist. >> jason: would you free form, swim in the ocean? >> greg: i don't even take a bath. >> kennedy: i swam in the ocean in a great white breeding area in the santa monica bay. it's nice and open and beautiful and you go with your friends and you feel really alive. a marine biologist that if you see a white shark up close, consider yourself lucky. he doesn't want to eat you. very few people are fit and via sharks. even fewer are killed by them. >> greg: the alt-right love sharks, especially the great whites. >> juan: [laughs] not only do they have shaq then ronda rousey, they are going to get aaron rodgers, rob gronkowski, lindsay vann, mark cuban. >> dana: they

. ♪ >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld with katie pavlich, juan williams, jesse watters.ell is her flight helmet. dana perino. "the five" ." last night president trump tweeted a reminder to iran not to mess with us. it was in all caps. showing the world he's not afraid to go all caps. what's next? if you listen to the media, it has to be war. the fact his trump was responding to the iranian president who warned us about a mother of all wars. remember the last guy

. ♪ >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld with emily come upon you, juan williams, jesse watters, and a blueberrye" ." there's an old saying in media. if you don't have something nice to say, you'll do great. luckily the press has trumped so they don't have anything nice to say. eventually it starts to become a problem. syndrome got elected, doctors are seeing patients suffering from trump anxiety disorder. the symptoms: feeling like the world

♪ >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld with charlie hurt, marie harf, jesse watters, and she can log roll on a crayonfive" ." the world must be ending, meaning it's tuesday on cable news. >> it's just as serious to me as the cuban missile crisis in terms of an attack or the 9/11 attacks. i would say his performance today will live in infamy as much as the pearl harbor attack or kristallnacht. >> when do

greg gianforte. he's a member of congress who has been 100% with us. incredible success story. a lot of people don't know that but greg is an incredible success. did a really good job, and he says he wants to give back. greg, you have been fantastic. thank you very much. appreciate it. montana attorney general tim fox. thank you, tim. secretary of state corey stapleton. thank you, corey. montana republican party chairwoman deborah lamb. superintendent of public instruction, elsie arnsen. and finally, the person that we are here for tonight, a very special person, ran an

greg blew a guy's head off. and he shot a hole through the lady's face. >> reporter: there, she'd said it. it was greg fester who killed the stocks. but why would she then write that note? >> greg i loved it. i wish i could do it all the time. if greg doesn't watch it, i'm going to leave one day and go do it myself. you're in a lot of trouble, young lady. >> i didn't kill this guy, though! i didn't have a gun! how am i supposed to kill somebody without a gun? i watched greg do it. i didn't kill anybody. i'm not kidding. i did not kill anybody. i promise you guys this. >> you know what? 17 years old and you have just thrown the rest of your life away. >> reporter: she tried to explain the words, changed her story again, confessed to firing one gunshot. then admitted something else quite shocking. that she had enjoyed it. >> okay. i'll tell you guys like i liked the adrenaline of it. >> i know you did it. >> i didn't like what caused the adrenaline rush. but i liked the adrenaline rush. >> reporter: that's a real shocker for you. you don't run into that in this little town too often. >> well, no. and you don't run into it with a young girl either. >> reporter: ballistics tests so

greg, what you think. is it good for brett kavanaugh? >> greg: beer kegs, baseball, and debt. you can't get more american than that. this is a new era. you're going to get younger nominees who are from a generation where they use party as a verb and not a noun. i am older than this guy and older than the previous guy in my hobbies were not this benign. >> jesse: you are older than the supreme court -- >> greg than two of them. we are in an era. the permanence of social media, everyone is going to have a paper trail. the supreme court is going to show up. >> dana: what did you mean when you tweeted -- >> greg: exactly. how much are those tickets? that's a lot. >> dana: he's been a government employee for 20 years. >> greg: you have baseball, decked, beer. if they find out that he runs an apple pie smuggling ring. >> juan: he goes to a great catholic church attended by more of the washington elites and he hangs out -- >> jedediah: oh, my gosh. >> jesse: and he was serving homeless people hot meals at a soup kitchen. >> greg: it was too hot. >> dana: it is like weekend at kavanaughs, supreme court addition. we are waiting for the hearings to resume on capitol hill. we'll bring it to you. facial recognition as a hot new craze but there is more than meets the eye. what you should know before opting in. with tripadvisor, finding your perfect hotel at the lowest price... is as easy as dates, deal

greg, this is my brother charlie. charlie, greg. hey. hey. nice place. thanks. she's a little butch for you, isn't she? greg's a divorced dad. you can understand my confusion. you think i joined a support group to pick up women?

greg gutfeld, thank you for that. >> greg does not have to wait for christmas, greg will be back tomorrow with dana perino in this week'sof talent. dena is very talented but greg is obviously not. that's it for us tonight. i have good news for you, tomorrow you can see me in a different outfit on "fox & friends." actually i might keep the same outfit. they joined me on radio from nine until noon. steve hilton will be joining us from england and ed rollins will be with us. speaking of england, sean hannity's next and he's not in his office. >> so you are up, great show tonight brian. >> sean: welcome to hannity, broadcasting from london ahead of the president's first official visit here in england. there is so much happening right here in europe and at home, without a doubt this is one of the busiest news cycles in years. we have a lot to cover tonight, we have a huge show. newt gingrich, and much more. earlier today president trump attended the annual nato summit where he had some very tough talk for european leaders, the ones that relied on your

greg: well, thanks. [laughter] greg: all right. saturday night which means it's time to -- all right.

greg of bloomberg news. greg: if there is one legal issue that has tied together legal conservatives, it is that roe v. wade was wrongly decided. would it be a huge disappointment to you and other conservatives if it turns out this nominee did not support overturning roe v. wade? carrie: criticism is not conservative circles only. you have people like laurence tribe say there is no law there in this opinion. even people who agree with -- would like a result weather is -- where there is widespread abortion access or think there is elsewhere in the constitution you can find it, they are in the ballpark of saying, you know what roe v. wade is poorly , reasoned. i think a lot of it goes back to the question is what is your , approach and how does one move going forward with the decision with a decision with that question? i think it is something may be the president has certainly said this is something he is hoping for, but every president has the things they hope a judge does. at the end of the day, a judge is not a fairy godmother who is going to come down and give you your little wish list. it is not santa claus who says here are the top 10 cases and you want this thing or that thing done with them. that they are going to be applying judicial philosophy to be applying to cases, and that may be different from what you predict. the big cases, that is that, but there are so many other huge issues that oftentimes we cannot predict. the commerce clause challenge to obamacare was a gigantic supreme court issue. is that commerce clause something that was being asked of people or thought about when these justices, including chief justice roberts, was being vetted for the court? not really. and we can't predict what the next big question is going to be. that is why it is important to focus on their philosophy. at the end of the day judges are , not supposed to be for a specific result. they need to be there, and this is something americans across the board would like. they are there to interpret the law as it is written. that puts the ball in the court of the legislature. that allows the american people to elect them to determine the policy direction of the country, not the courts. greg: i wasn't necessarily going to go here, but following up on that, does that match -- what did you think of the decision in quill case this past term, which was kind of an unusual divide me, iators -- excuse talked to senators regularly. unusual divide for justices. does that tell us anything about where the chief justice may be going in the future? or was there anything -- [speaking simultaneously] carrie: you know again, this just underlines that the chief justice frequently, even with justice kennedy was the harder , to predict swing vote. maybe some of that is flowing from his own judicial philosophy. when he was in his confirmation hearings, he said i'm not an originalist. i don't really have a specific philosophy. that makes it more difficult to predict because you don't know what analysis he would use in a specific case. so it is not surprising that may be in this case, we couldn't -- he doesn't follow along with the traditional lines because he is not going with an originalist

greg: hi. it's me, greg. i'm on vacation this week.e surfing -- [laughter] and here i am scuba diving. and this is me in a local jail. [laughter] right before they strip searched me. in all honesty, i asked for it. i mean, seriously, i asked them to do it. [laughter] it's true, i am actually on vacation right now. we taped this show last friday. now something could happen between then and now that changes everything, which is why i picked stories for this show with no inherent news value. [laughter]

greg: m sorry? jane: how are the stock markets reacting? greg: when news comes out and it ut trade, they go down, negative after a few days it goes up, reflecting the strength jane: what is the exit ramp here? greg: that is the biggest question. even those who agree that the trump administration has tlegitimate complaints ab china in clear what they want or how china delivers. do they say, hey, chin stop stealing our technology? china responds we are not stealing your technology. this is one ofuite a few battles that the administration is waging right now. they are fighting with the european union, canada, mexico with steel tariffs, trying to renegotiate the north american free trade agreement. in all these situations there are question marks over what is the endgame. broadly speaking themi stration says that if we cause enough pain for these countries, they will come to us with concessions dnd then we wiide. jane: how much of a gamble is that? greg: well, the theory is nobody likes tariffs, so the idea of thsu.s. raising tariffs now in the end they basically push other countries to lowering their barriers and we end up in a better place. the problem is, they have gone about it in such an advers