i'm greg gutfeld, voted hottest guy named greg gutfeld. in your face greg gutfeld in utah and florida. let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what's coming up on on tonight's show? >> herman cane says communities have a right to ban mosques. we'll see if there is a response. and did qvc can sell jane fonda because of political pressure? hopefully. and what did -- wow, i don't know what that says. there are a bunch of words miss frght tele prompter. it says what neo-nazi white power girl pop pressure blue into lib brl hippies? -- liberal hippies? that was not a sentence. the answer is weed. i know that. >> were you smoking any just now? >> it is possible when i typed that into the prompter i was high as a kite. we will never know. anyway, happy national get out of the dog house day, greg. >> what is the point of this one? >> nothing. i just thought you should know this is national get out of the dog house day. >> wasn't there other days you could pick? >> there was. i figured you should know. let's just leave it at that. >>

i'm greg gutfeld, the winner of the greg gutfeld look alike contest. i will be flown to diner and a once and a lifetime chance to visit the boy in something he calls an activity pit. i can't wait. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story, remember the convicted lockerbie bomber who was let out of prison because he was going to be dead soon? not so much with the dead soon. is barking protected speech? some say yes, but a federal judge says arf. and can an employee sue her employer for a sex-related injury she got on a work trip? >> thank you, andy jie. happy walk on stilts day, greg. >> i imagine walking on stilts hurts your feet. i prefer a smooth surface to walk on like pavement or flat, dry soil. >> i think you misunderstood it. possibly to cover something up. >> what would i have to cover something up? i invite to you read me at your leisure. >> sorry, i don't read pop up books. >> if i was reading your back i would mistake it for braille because it is bumpy. >> well if i were reading your fac

i'm greg gutfeld. the number one source in all things greg gutfeld. for more things greg gutfeld meet me by the water fountain. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show, old sport? >> what are you doing over there, america? our top story, does the president know the ages of his daughters, and if not should he be impeached? and the national enquirer says they have video of "to catch a predator" in an extra marital affair. you live by the lipstick cam and you die by the lipstick cam. and they want her to stop using "american girl" at the campaign events. the story so huge we didn't get to it yesterday. >> thank you, andy. >> happy international chicken wing day. >> i didn't know you were a frisbie fan? >> what. >> everybody knows you throw it like a frisbie. >> we look down on that, greg. >> that and hygiene. >> no you are thinking of hackee sackers. >> those are ultimate frisbie players. >> with athletic -- great athleticism. it is all the spirit of the game. >> it is part of the game. >> it is a good lesson for people like you. >> sorry i hit a nerve

greg gutfeld. i i would like to thank greg gutfeld for this honor. you are welcome. now to andy levy. what is coming up on the show, old sport? >> coming up on the big show, a new study shows being a federal worker means you will never die. or did i get that wrong? tune in to find out. and does michelle bacmann suffer from an el i illness that causes her to relive the last five minutes of her life over and over again for weeks at a time? probably not. and an australian muslim awakens to find four bearded men standing over him. i thought i was the only one who had that dream. >> thank you, andy. >> happy moon day, greg. >> excellent. i find it serves to be quite interesting. >> not that moon, greg. july 20th is the anniversary of the biggest scam perpetrated on the american public. >> you mean the moon is actually real? >> no, in fact the moon is real. i am referring to the so-called moon landing which was a huge hoax concocted by the u.s. government and pulled off by the great film director. >> thi

why are they torturing greg gutfeld?bob: did you fall out on the wrong side of bell this morning? come down. >> andrea: why? >> bob: you're yelling at me. >> andrea: poor bob. >> you don't chew nails for breakfast. >> eric: what is going on? >> bob: part of the reason that the democrats are coming down in the medium is they are running in resistance among democrats on real cuts in the social security and medicare, which include by the way, changes in inflation on social security and maybe the age. other thing on the house side, cantor has broken ranks with the tea party people. they're trying to count heads. they have two problems. the far left of the democratic party not willing to go along with the entitlement cut. the far right tea party people are not going with the tax piece in the end they will have a vote and it will be clear by three or four votes in both chambers. >> eric: allow me to say this is the -- we are played for the fools. biggest scam on the american people ever. moody's met today with the g.o.p. fresh

greg gutfeld goes under cover. and what does matt damon have to say about angelina jolie and brad pitt? the story you don't want to miss. i'm serious, it is huge. >> thank you, an dee. >> happy national local -- lollipop day. >> it is about time. it is about time we commemorate that day with a day of its own. >> people enjoyed honey on a stick. >> i would like to see rete search material on that. >> it is probably the last day we are doing it and then this is all over. >> did you say over? nothing is over until we decide it is. was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor? >> i loved pour key's. >> let's welcome our guests. she has more charm than a harry potter spell book. i am here with the social media strategist. nice little waive. and he is so funny that all of his gas is laughing gas. his comedy central album is available on i tunes and amazon. and when he hears black tie he thinks of the heroin. it is bill shultz. and she is so sharp that sushi chefs use her to is slice shashimi. and sitting next to me i

. >>> welcome to "red eye" i'm greg gutfeld in for greg gutfeld who is trapped in a parallel universe in a tub of sloppy joe mix. parallel greg gets to have all of the fun. let's go to andy levy. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> get it on your good foot, america. congressman allen west says he will not apologize 20* debbie waser man shultz for calling her vial and not a lady. but does he stand by her story that she is a lizard person from another galaxy? and who does the department of homeland security think you need to keep your eye on? the answer is me. and why is kim kardashian suing old navy? it fits in her pants. >> so true. >> happy hammock day. >> do you prefer rope or mesh? >> i prefer the venezuela ham mob that uses a thin layer of sand fly netting that prevents other insects from biting. >> handwoven? >> venezuela hammocks are handwoven by women. the or the is passed on from generation to generation. >> spreader bar or brazilian? >> are we talking about hammocks? >> no. >> we're done here. >> goodbye. >>> let's welcome our guests. she is so smoldering that campers ofte

i'm greg gutfeld. four-time winner of the greg gutfeld award given to the person who best >> welcome to red eye. let's go to andy levey for our pre-game report. t win. >> just have fun with it, america. our top story, maryland impose an environmental literacy mandate for graduating high school. the shocking story that will make you puke green. and the transportation security agency says it is okay to carry vibrators, whips, leashes on to planes. good to see my letter writing campaign paid off. and tom petty asks gop presidential hopeful bachmann to stop using "american girl" at her events. i bet if she drops in the polls he will let her use "free fallin." >> i never snack during wars. >> bomb pops are not snacks of war. they have cherry lime and blue rasberry flavoring. >> they are bomb p pos. do i want my off spring succeeding on that? it is a dessert of death. >> listen, you freak. it comes in sour, power, watermelon and tongue splashers. >> sounds like someone got to you, andy. >> who was it? was it

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if it's for real, so here to share some of his favorite parts of the article, is our very own greg gutfeld>> greg: thank you, kimberly. i'll see you after the show. before the policy choices have to be weighed and the hard decisions have to be made, can we take a month or two to contemplate him the way we might contemplate a painting by bemier or a guitar lick by the early '70s rolling stones or a peyton manning pass or any other astounding, ecstatic human achievement. because 20 years from now we'll look back at this time as a glorious idol in american politics with a confident, intelligent, fascinating president, riding the surge of his prodigious talents from triumph, to triumph, because whatever happens next, the summer of 2011 is the summer of obama. we can finally see who he is. we can understand the reality. it's possible to be a level-headed, warm-hearted, cold blooded -- gazundeit -- killer to crack a joke and write a book for his daughters. more miraculous it's possible for that man to be the presiden

i'm greg gutfeld. let's go to tv's andy levy for the pregame report. >> our stoptop story, captain america is being dropped from the title of captain america the first avenger in three countries. but is one of those countries america? >> no. in retrospect, that was a stupid tease. my bad. plus, a prisoner sued the state of michigan over his right to have porn in prison. and president obama hosts a first ever twitter town hall. what john boehner. did the president win the internet? >> thank you, andy. happy international kidnapping day. >> sometimes i think you are saying these things to get me to do weird stuff. >> just passing on information. >> at 4:00 a.m. at voicemail? >> excuse me for wanting to wake you up with a smile. >> it just startled my red-headed bich. >> oh, you have a bird? >> no. she's so hot she can fry an ant by staring it. anna gilligan. well, he's hilarious, gorgeous and sensitive. but enough about damon wayne. sherrod small. >> that hurt. >> he puts the louse in fabulous, it is my

now back to "you couldn't stop watching" with greg gutfeld. >> welcome back. remember balloon boy?ometimes chases don't always happen on the road. sometime we are not sure if there's a driver. thankfully the fox news team was there and viewers couldn't stopwatching. -- couldn't stop watching. >> what in the word is this? >> 6-year-old child. yes he's inside the balloon. >> that little guy is going to be very, very cold. >> it is moving. >> who in the world knows what is going to happen or where it is going to end up. >> he might have fallen out. >> in the words of the person i was speaking to, if you pray, do it now. >> one of those stories, i couldn't look away. >> that silver thing that you are looking at, flying through the sky, is a 6-year-old boy who took off in some sort of homemade hot-air balloon device. >> they are not even certain if the child is fill inside this balloon device -- is still inside this balloon device. >> on the phone we have the sheriff's spokeswoman. >> as far as we can ascertain, yes he's inside the balloon. his older brother reported to us that he watch

i'm eric bolling, alongside andrea tantaros, bob becket, dana perino and greg gutfeld. so much to talk about today. as america barrels toward economic disaster. republicans offering machete like cuts to spending. meanwhile, the democrats, scalpel, getting dull. we break it all down. and union scare tactics going way beyond inflatable rodents. the seiu thug manual revealed. and jane fonda dumped by qvc, but the liberal left princess isn't taking it sitting down. "the five" starts right now. ♪ ♪ >> eric: all right. story sparkingout rage today from the liberal left. herman cain saying folks should have the right to stop a mosque being built in their town. listen to this. >> let's go back to the fundamental issue that the people are saying they are objecting to. they are objecting to the fact that islam is both a religion and a set of laws, shariah law. that is the difference between any one of our other traditional religions where it's just about religious purposes. the people in the community know best. i happen to side with the people in the community. >> eric: all righ

this is "red eye" with greg gutfeld. >> can i keep this fair and balanced? andy levy, you suck. >> i think are you a delight. >> can we end this love fest? >> do you have more questions? >> go back to your show. i will have my own show somewhere else. >> you go and have your own show. >> get together with his wife. it would be a great gig. >> i am definitely going now. >> it is like you were never here. >> coming up, should the conservatives be buried alive? we discuss the new book, conservatives should be buried alive. and make sure to download the application for your ipad. stream live video and watch the latest red eye clips. you can download it from the apple app store on go to fox news .com slash ipad for more information. >>> in his impressive career he worked alongside robert kennedy and jimmy carter and walter mondael. now he works with me. if you haven't seen us on "the five" you are cheating yourself and god. well, he probably wanted to leave the show two minutes in let's ask other stuff. you have lived more life than anybody i know. >> the parts i

i would like to say that this is not the opinion of greg gutfeld or fox news. this is my own observation about this -- >> you are going to make a joke that you told you not to use? >> no. i just wanted to freak you out in advance. i'm not going to do it. >> is it crazy that airport screeners are less -- there is less airport screening at airports than at mexican prisons. didn't people think it was weird when she brought in an empty giant suitcase with nothing but a collection of fake mustaches. didn't that seem suspicious? >> maybe because it's conjugal, you can bring stuff in. i thought it was inventive. to me, this is an incredibly romantic story. i think they deserve freedom for this. >> fiknew how to say la mora, la mora, for creativity, yes. >> remi, would you do that for a man? >> true love, greg. true love. it's a crime to keep them apart. >> it really is. >> they may not for much longer. >> bill, you sleep in a box about that size. you are not that impressed. >> it's not that difficult. that didn't impress me. but the picture where he's doing this. this

i'm eric bolling, alongside kimberly guilfoyle, bob becket, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. we have a lot of ground to cover today. like a brand new gallup poll showing that more than a third of americans think president obama along with congress are doing the worst job they have seen in their lifetime when it comes to dealing with the nation's problems. our right to bear arms is protected in the constitution. one democrat congressman is thankful for that. plus, story that really shocked all of us, registered sex offender, granted custody of his young daughter. "the five" starts right now. ♪ ♪ >> eric: you know, being a hardcore conservative, i could easily just come out and bash obama for all his economic failures. instead, let's let steve wynn, a democrat and casino mogul talk obamanomics. >> i'm afraid to do anything in the current political environment in the united states. i'm saying it bluntly that this administration is the greatest wet blanket to business and progress and job creation in my lifetime. well, this is obama's deal. it's obama that is responsible for this

i'm greg gutfeld. slayer of griffins and a third-level wizard in the art of dispelling battery-operated objects from my body. what's coming up tonight? >> up top, america. our top story, local bars and liquor stores load up on jaeger meister as a judge announces casey anthony will be a free woman on wednesday. tim pawlenty apologizes for saying that michele bachmann's sex appeal will help her with the voters. should a guy propose to his girlfriend by sending her a ring via fedex? you would think that that answer would be no. >> happy tell the truth day, greg. >> andy, i think you are making things up. >> nope. tell the truth day is real, stupid. >> maybe it is in your dumb world, you stupid jerk. >>. >> you are a loathsome, offensive brute. yet, i can't look away. >> that's my charm. >> go away. >> ifers going to say that. >> let's welcome our guests. she is so adorable that rabbits carry around her feet for good luck. nice. tonight, we are with jill dobson. check out her web site, the jill dobson show

i'm tv's andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld who has his hands full with dealing with a revolt. good speed, my friend. and now to patti ann browne. what's coming up on the toe? >> public servants have being served up big bucks by those they serve. who is being served oserviced? and don't you hate how hard it is to stalk your exor keep tabs on your current love? what three -- what are they doing in that bar? there is an app for that. and should anonymity be banned on the internet? 9 out of 10 voters say no. andy? >> thanks, patti ann. let's welcome our guests. i am here with dye anne ma -- macedo. -- her name is portuguese for she is is on business news. ann coulter, columnist and author. her latest book is called "demonic" and a book of exer civil frtz demon's point of view. and he is on late knitel vision, and so andy richter couldn't be here, and so we have bill shultz. it is word play, people, you can't beat it. >> hi, pinch. > you are not that fake ombudsman, are you? they may help with your endeavor. they say to works on yorks o face, oh for outraged. >> are you not welcome

i'm andrea tantaros joined by moni crowley, bob becket, eric bolling, greg gutfeld. thanks very much. we hope you tune in tomorrow when juan williams joins us for the fun and kimberly guilfoyle. >> bob: good luck, juan. >> bret: with 12 days left, the speaker of the house and president are locked in tense debt negotiations but both sides say they are not close to a deal. fox polls indicate significant move in the the 2012 g.o.p. race. one year since major wall street reforms. so what has changed? live from the studio in washington, this is "special report." good evening. i'm bret baier. multiple reports of a possible deal on the debt ceiling today had washington jumping. 12 days from the debt ceiling deadline. for all of the excitement early in the day, things at this hour are much less clear. senior white house foreign affairs wendell goler is at the white house tonight with the latest. good evening, wendell. >> good evening. the president is meeting right now with the democratic leaders of the house and senate, talking about a plan to cut the deficit and raise the

i'm greg gutfeld, with kimberly guilfoyle, juan williams, boll boll and andrea tantaros. a packed show tonight -- eric bolling and andrea tantaros. first, president obama's number are shaky. and a kicker, democratic poll. if cheating and producing a love child isn't low enough, arnold schwarzenegger sinks further in the muck. the latest on his divorce to maria shriver. and you may not be sitting at the table, but bob becket is here in spirit and in smell. we have our favorite bob beckettisms from the past two weeks. "the five" starts right now. ♪ ♪ interest oh, bob. so we're going to jump right into tonight with poll numbers that i can't figure out there have been new results out this week, in particular a quinnipiac poll. i pronounced it. that shows 38% of americans think obama is doing the worst job they have seen when it comes to handling the country's problems. i get that. what i don't get, in the same poll, obama's job approval rating is 47%. that is like a difference of a million percent. so what is it, america? you think obama is an okay guy though his performance

why are though torturing us with the political theater and torturing greg gutfeld? >> did you fall out of the wrong side of the bed this morning? calm down. >> why? >> because you are yelling at me. >> oh, poor bob. >> he also chews males for breakfast. >> no, i don't. i chew other things for breakfast. >> what is going on? >> what is going on is that part of the reason that they have democrats coming down in the meeting this afternoon is they are running into some resistance among democrats on real cuts in the social security and medicare which include changes in the inflation on social security and maybe even the age. the other thing is on the house side cantor has now broken ranks with the tea party people. they are trying to count heads and they have two problems. the far left of the democratic party are not willing to go along with the entitlement and the far right tea party people. >> you love that. >> are not willing to go along with the tax piece of it. in the end they will have a vote and i think it will clear by at least three or four votes in both chamber

i'm eric bolling, alongside andrea tantaros, bob becket, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. we have a lot to talk about tonight. leadership skills, either you have them or you don't. or if you ask bill clinton for a little help. the president getting much-needed advice from 42. there is a heat wave sweeping the nation, but two feisty congress people firing up the house floor. plus, for all the parents out there, would you complain about the local playground being too safe? all of this and much more. "the five" starts right now. ♪ ♪ >> eric: a live shot of the white house there. change over. first democratic leadership was meeting with the president at 5:00. said that republicans john boehner and eric cantor are going to meet and switch in the hallway, pass in the hallway thumbs up or thumbs down. spend time meeting behind closed doors. >> greg: a lot happening in that shot. i think i saw a squirrel move along. >> andrea: it's very symbolic, in washington, d.c. >> eric: the point is what is going on in the white house, bob? >> bob: it's very interesting. before -- >> eric: yo

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i'm eric bolling alongside andrea tantaros, bob becket, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. "the five" starts right now. ♪ ♪ >> eric: a new york court paveed the way for the ground zero mosque to be built at the world trade center site in lower manhattan. we all know this project has seen major push-back from families of 9/11 victims, because they feel the mosque lies on sacred ground. who can blame them? there are bone fragments from 3,000 innocent people there. there is really no question that the ground zero mosque is, in fact, a victory mosque. a victory by al-qaeda over the american innocence. we woke up that september 1112 -- september 12 realizing there are forces of evil willing to go further than we imagined to kill us. somehow one of the biggest lessons to come out of the tragedy is how tolerant we have to be of those who hate us. so now ground-breaking is set to begin but listen to whey found out from a group of construction workers when i asked them if they would work on the mosque. >> i agree with the constitution. they have a right to build it whenever they wan