our own greg gutfeld did reporting and you called the rabbi this afternoon. >> greg: it was very littlei just gave him a call. got his voice mail. i wanted to ask him a question, if he meant what he said. if tebow were a muslim, would he have said the same thing? because, apparently, on his website he claims he is involved, a champion of interfaith dialogue. that is what he does. but he never called me back. the weird thing is that offending paragraph you mentioned disappeared. >> bob: i don't think you said that. >> he omitted that paragraph. there is a chance he admitted it because you called and put the pressure on. >> greg: i don't know it for a fact but i want to take credit for it. it's important i take credit for it. >> andrea: is it too little, too late? >> eric: genie is out of the bottle. god forbid you say something wrong on a show like this, three years later it comes up, oh you are wearing a tinfoil hat. >> i warned! >> eric: tim tebow, what bothers people now, it bothers other religious people as well that he just, he doesn't look for the attention. he believes in god, jes

and greg gutfeld has thoughts on harry reid. the millionaire and unicorns. get ready for the gutfeld people. "the five" starts right now. ♪ ♪ >> kimberly: and our top story tonight, president obama in 2012. a new gallop poll appears to undermine obama's entire vision for america. maybe his re-election campaign. when asked what the biggest threat to the future, 64% said big government. 26% said big business. big labor, coming in at 8%. is this a problem for the president? eric? >> eric: i think so. the number you put up there 64%. at the highest, since gallup has been in business. so it's on an increasing scale. big government is continuously a big problem. people see it as a problem going forward. i can only point out, now bob, i know you will jump down my throat any second here. but the tea party has been calling for the smaller government. saying that will save us from ourselves. the other one is big business. how important is that? is it going to be a problem going forward? it comes in at 26%. it's been flat since history of gallup. people aren't saying it

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greg gutfeld in for bill o'reilly. starting right now. >> greg: "the o'reilly factor" is on. tonight: >> i'm going to do something to government. i'm going to make it simpler and smaller and smarter. >> have somebody who was a massachusetts moderate to have him run a commercial that questions my conservatism? i have been a conservative my entire life. >> only one week until the iowa caucuses and the race for the g.o.p. presidential nomination is up in the air. we will take you to the hawkeye state for a preview of this unpredictable political showdown. >> your plan essentially is one more big government, bureaucratic, -- >> greg: not so fast, mr. speaker. new report says newt gingrich supported romney care before he opposed it. but there is more to this story than meets the eye. we will break it down for you. [shouting] >> oh my [bleep] >> mall brawl alert. massive fight breaks out at the mall of america in minnesota. you won't believe the cause of the chaos. [bleep] >> greg: caution, you are about to enter the no spin zone. the factor begins right now. captions by closed cap

i am greg gutfeld. look at me. >> that's not how i sound. >> i am going to do greg a huge favor and go to break. do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us at red eye at fox news .com. or call 212-462-5050. he loves listening to the message. >> yes, i do. >> still to come, the half time report from sherrod small, god help us. >> the half time report is sponsored by those people who hunt with, breed with or eat birds of prey. thank you, falconers. >>> let's go to sherrod small. what's going? >> it feels like a special day today. you said you miss the 1960s why? >> i didn't say that. >> you said because of a lack of a -- with the lax attitude on domestic violence and drugs? >> no, i said greg misses the 1960s. >> gregory misses it. >> yes. >> i actually found out greg's arrest record. do we want to hear it? arrested twice apparently once over in jersey for lewd conduct. greg, do you want to talk about it? >> well, back in the day, they said that that was considered lewd conduct. but i told them it was a

history of the world making deals for us and we lose money, tens of trillions of dollars. >> greg: this is gutfeldme last night. thanks for everything. >> sounds good. i don't know what we did, but it sounds good. >> greg: i don't remember any of it either, frankly. it was that wild. do you feel you have settled the questions of the origins of president obama's birth certificate? >> look, simple. barbara walters, i was on her show but she cut the hell out of my answer and let the last three words and people don't know what it meant. honored to be on but she cut the answer. asked me the same thing. >> his mother to the best of everyone's knowledge was never in that hospital. the document may have been tampered with according to many, many people. okay. you have grandmothers and people in the family that say he wasn't born in this country. okay. forgetting all of that, do i think he was born here? vy no idea. i personally cannot say one way or the other. i do know that the -- there are no records. no records that the mother was never the hospital. >> greg: doesn't that. >> with all of that being sai

your car keys. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> bob: the music sound track from "the five" this week is dedicated to greg gutfeldeg can get a copy of it, we'd do that. fascinating story. lance corporal aaron leaks toys for tots to get toys for poor kids, the first lady barack obammichelle obama came d leaks walked up to her and said would you like to come to the marine ball with me? she looked a little shocked and got the information. well, it turns out that leaks is going to afghanistan in 45 days. he asked her the last time -- the last time he asked people to the marine corps ball the two ladies turn him down. which is something greg and i can understand. in this case, mrs. obama was take ain back and said let me get the information. mr. obama was not consulted on this. but i give leaks a lot of credit. don't you? >> dana: good for him. it's great. >> andrea: she did say i have to talk to her husband. >> dana: i have to talk to your boss. >> bob: that takes courage for a guy. >> greg: does it tell you something about this started with meel and justin tem berlake. now celebrities are doing this. no one can say

i'm andy levey filling in for greg gutfeld who was filling in for bill o'reilly. let's go to mike baker for our pre game report. diligence is the leading global security and intelligence firm for all of your global security and intelligence needs. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thank you for that terrific plug. that's remarkable. coming up on tonight's show, stories that will not only shock, but amaze you. they will bowl you over and others will leave you chore telling among yourselves. andy? >> that's it? >> concisely in a concise manner, clear and concise. >> anything else? >> yes, fine, andy. but don't blame me if they complain that the pre game drags on. coming up on tonight's show do prescriptions kill more people than car wrecks? yes. and i couldn't find a way to make that humorous. and ron paul anti-gay? no, but they are white, straight protestants. and the tsa could come to a bus depot near you. we will discuss. andy? >> thanks for finally getting around to that. >> let's welcome our guest. i am here with the former prosecutor and co-host of "the

we just informed greg gutfeld we are playing christmas music until january 12. face. >> greg: it's wrong. 'canes when i was five years old my christmas list to santa, i wanted easy bake oven, pony and just like greg a unicorn poster to have it up on my wall. get a load of this. tom cruise's daughter has $130,000 christmas list. now, at first i was like my gosh, that is ridiculous. i thought is this in context? >> kimberly: it's weird. it looks just like my list. pony, diamond earrings, gown and toys. perfect. but mine is not $130,000. yeah, bob -- >> bob: why do you assume i'm going to -- >> greg: because you go there. >> kimberly: it's extravagant. >> bob: see how my ex-wife feels about $13,000 at christmas time. i paid most of it. sorry, if you're watching. >> dana: think you're part of the 1%? >> bob: no, it was a credit card bill. this is the kind of thing, i think tom cruise has nod had the best publicity. if he wanted to do one thing, didn't want out there, it would be this, right? >> dana: in a way it's in context. i would never bet a certain amount of mon

our superstar greg gutfeld has a monologue on that next. can e-mail us at thefive@foxnews.com. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: make it stop. >> welcome back to "the five." a luth call story that doesn't rime with payroll. the latest magazine tells us about his 9-year-old son and how he asked the candidate, if you were a superhero, who would you be and why? the candidates responses, roll tape, roll-tapers. >> i grew up with superman so probably has to be superman. >> superman. there was one in my day named superman. superman came to save the united states. >> greg: now all the candidate answered except for ron paul who said i don't know. i don't blame him. kids can't vote so who cares? by my count most said superman. this is not a normal gotcha question. this is one of those things that writers do with their cute kids. but this is something you can't do with president obama. how do you ask a superhero what kind of superhero he would be? that is asking me, do you dream of being awesome? you can't dream of being awesome when you are awesome already. superhero

they get away to apologize it after the fact. >> greg: if i did run the piece i work in introthat greg gutfeldld. condemn the piece outright. >> dana: are you trying to get more followers? >> greg: he was trying to be funny. >> andrea: this is not the type of press that jewish week wants. discriminating against christianity -- >> bob: we have to leave it there. >> eric: that is it for "the five." thank you for watching. the last chance to hear the candidates debate before iowa. 9:00 p.m. tonight. merry christmas. check it out. a live picture from the debate floor. three hours and 15, 16, 15

greg gutfeld did think so and he will tell us all about it. don't want to miss that. ny. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: welcome back to "the five." monday morning fox and friends had a professor to condemn rudolph the red nose reindeer. if you are unfamiliar with fox and friend it's a group of friends that help a fox sort out history. they pointed out throw the holiday staple rudolph is bullied. like here. >> look at the beak. >> hey, the nose. >> snout. >> stop calling me names. >> rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. >> greg: the professor is right, that was bad. no one should bully a reindeer, especially one so uniquely red-nosed. it eag by tri or reindeerist if you will. but the pursuing the opinion ignoring the facts, rudolph prefails. at this point that makes eric happy i must tie this to president obama. we know what smacks you around makes you stronger, which explains the rise of newt. this year's rudolph with more red-noses than a pub on st. patrick's day? showing you that protecting people from criticism only hurts them. how as the liberal loving media helped president obama? n

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greg gutfeld has thoughts on that. i'm looking forward to that. daddy, come in the water!dn't book with travelocity, with 24/7 customer support to help move them to theool daddy promised! look at me, i'm swimming! somebody, get her a pony! [ female announcer ] the travelocity guarantee. from the price to the room to the trip you'll never roam alone. ♪ ♪ >> greg: welcome back to "the five." what kind of man in his 50s throws a tantrum over a toy? alec baldwin, of course. he got kicked off a plane when told he couldn't play electronic game. he slammed the restroom door so loud it spooked the pilot. it's too easy to rip baldwin over this. like this jerk. alec thinks it's funny and all going on twitter. everyone in the plane had to wait for him to move his big fat rump. isn't he season unthinkable [bleep]? what a creep! devilishly handsome but still a creep. when you think about it? isn't baldwin the real hero here? two sets of rule in america. one for us and then one for the truly vulnerable. celebrities. someone has to stand up for the self-absorbed stars who are often bulli

i'm greg gutfeld. stay to the right of the white line and do not touch the exhibits unless they ask. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. what's coming up on tonight's show old sport? >> leave it on the dance floor, america. rick perry says no to the trump debate. and "time" calls occupy wall street the number one news story of 2011. the shocking story you probably didn't read. and finally something called the environmental working group puts out a list of the 10 worst children cereals. if something like the environmental working group puts out the cereals i guess they are the 10 best cereals. >> "new year's eve" is about to hit theaters and what story line are you looking forward to the most? >> i like when a character is running down a crowded street to catch up with another character and all of the passerbies are there looking on and happy for them as opposed to what would normally happen. >> right. there is a story of a doctor with a dying patient, and he falls desperately in love with his

our superstar greg gutfeld has a monologue on that next. can e-mail us at thefive@foxnews.com. ♪ ♪ the droid razr by motorola. the newest droid armed with motocast. granting you wireless access to files on your home computer from almost anywhere. 4g lte equipped to pull pictures, music, and movies. all at mind-melting speeds. powered by verizon, this droid is too powerful to fall into the wrong hands. ♪ ♪ >> greg: make it stop. >> welcome back to "the five." a luth call story that doesn't rime with payroll. the latest magazine tells us about his 9-year-old son and how he asked the candidate, if you were a superhero, who would you be and why? the candidates responses, roll tape, roll-tapers. >> i grew up with superman so probably has to be superman. >> superman. there was one in my day named superman. superman came to save the united states. >> greg: now all the candidate answered except for ron paul who said i don't know. i don't blame him. kids can't vote so who cares? by my count most said superman. this is not a normal gotcha question. t

. >> greg gutfeld is making my point. newt gingrich stinks. >> they -- it is an extended q and a session. >> it is in the sense of somebody using logic. they are out maneuvering somebody else. >> you think how stupid is rick perry. you think, that man is not bright. it is not like oh, rick perry got out englished byron paul. >> the funny thing -- >> he has gaping intellectual deficits. >> but you will all agree with me. rick perry could probably beat obama. newt gingrich cannot. he will lose if he is the nominee. am i right? >> i am not so sure. i will get back to that. i want to bring michelle into this. welcome to the show. will trump -- is this going to be more about the candidates or more about trump? >> i think it will be more about trump. i am actually quite excited. i am interested to see donald trump put newt's ego in check. >> that's true. if you have trump, it is like his ego is so big that newt almost becomes like a tiny acorn. >> thank you, bill. bill, what do you make of this? >> well, i spoke with trump's pe

i'm eric bolling along with kimberly guilfoyle, ben bernanke, andrea tantaros, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in the big city. this is "the five." a packed show tonight. who's a conservative, a rhino, who's crazier than your cousin eddie? we'll break it down. plus, lady gaga's assistant says she was a slave to the pop star, and you won't believe the demands she had to meet. and like a crack addict needing a fix, bill maher goes on another offensive rant for attention. his target? christians and tim tebow. this time he went too far. i had to respond. we have those details and much more. "the five" starts right now. >> our top story, a week from today, 2012, presidential hopefuls will square off in the iowa caucuses. some polls have ron paul in a strong position, but listen to what dick morris has to say about the texas congressman. >> ron paul cannot defeat barack obama. he's really by far the most liberal, radical candidate of the bunch. nobody other than ron paul wants to dismantle our military. nobody other than ron paul wants to legalize heroin. nobody other than ron paul wants t

i'm greg gutfeld and i will be your sham roan for tonight's event. don't try anything funny unless it is with me. let's go to andy levy with our pre game report. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> forget it, america. it is chinatown. coming up on the big show, i will bet you $10,000 you can't guess what our lead story is. i hate myself right now. and kudos to "saturday night live" to have the flight crew their buddy alec baldwin abused come on the show. no, they had alec baldwin come on and joke how he abused the flight crew. and mvp testing positive for performance enhancing drugs. we will look at whether he piewts the -- he puts the ju in juicer. >> can we talk about "new year'seve" later in the show? >> the movie? >> yes, the movie. i yes we can. >> i do that for you and what do i get in return? >> i feel like it is for both of us, greg, and for america. >> you say that every night. >> only because it is true. >> it is true. >> go away. bye. >>> let's welcome our guests. thank you, announcer. she is so hot that stockings are hung on her with c

i'm greg gutfeld in for bill o'reilly.the is it legal segment tonight, two hot topics starting with a mall that lay. yesterday afternoon one of the busiest shopping days of the year a huge brawl erupted at the mall of america in bloomington, arizona, all because of a rumor. more than 200 teenagers were involved and police say at one point as many as 10 fights were going on at the same time sending shoppers running for cover. [shouting] >> oh my [bleep] >> greg: at least 10 people arrested. most of them charged with disorderly conduct. with us now our is it legal team. attorney and five co-hosts, a great show kimberly guilfoyle. >> i heard that. >> in with us tonight criminal defense attorney jona spillgore. is there an explanation why these fights broke out. >> it's interesting. i thought somebody yelled sale. that's not the case they weren't stampede. i put on my track shoes. this big fight broke out nobody knows and can confirm the genesis of it what happened? somebody knock over the corn dog cart? we don't know. a rap w